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Name? Alex.

Age? 18

Birthday? 28th May

Timezone? GMT

Gender? Yes

What would you do if you were the opposite of your gender? idk squeeze boobies

Rank (ie. Supporter, Vip)? I am admin

Which server(s) do you prefer?CSGO Jailbreak obviously

How long have you been playing? since mid 2015

How often are you online and for how long? couple hours daily (mostly more)

Biggest accomplishment on this server? Senior Admin.

Best thing that ever happened to you? My 18th Birthday, my friends gave me the best gift ever.

Worst thing that ever happened to you? I rather not talk about it.

Words/Phrases you say frequently? 'uhm'

Your greatest fear? When you die, you will stay conscious for eternity.

Most recent embarrassing thing that happened to you? I don't recall, to be honest.

Favorite member(s) who plays on this server and why? I love everyone, :)

Favorite Animal? Cat.

Favorite Color? White.

Favorite Song? 
 

 

Favorite Book? The Painted Man by Pter V. Brett

Favorite Movie? Interstellar

Favorite TV Show? Breaking Bad

Favorite vacation spot? Home.

Coolest place you visited? Cruise around the black sea when I was a kid.

Favorite place to be alone? On the roof of my apartment.

Favorite thing to do with your spare time? Working out at the gym

Favorite person you enjoy spending time with? My 4 Best Friends

Favorite thing to do when nobody's looking? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Something that made you laugh ridiculously hard.

Something you wish existed. My girlfriend.

Something you wish was still around.  The relationship between an old friend and me.     

Something you wish this server had or had at some point and want back. Less cancer.

Something you're extremely talented at or have a thing for. I know a lot of useless stuff, which apparently makes my friends think I am inteligent, which I am not. 

Favorite Meme or GIF: 
 

 

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Name? Shelby

Age? 20

Birthday? April 6th

Timezone? est

Gender? female

What would you do if you were the opposite of your gender? Jack off/ do the helicopter

Rank (ie. Supporter, Vip)? admin

Which server(s) do you prefer? Gmod ttt/deathrun

How long have you been playing? almost 2 years

How often are you online and for how long? almost everyday

Biggest accomplishment on this server? getting admin 

Best thing that ever happened to you? Meeting @Violator

Worst thing that ever happened to you? meeting @Kubnair:lenny:

Words/Phrases you say frequently? I have crippling depression

Your greatest fear? death

Most recent embarrassing thing that happened to you? can't remember

Favorite member(s) who plays on this server and why? No one fuckem' all

Favorite Animal? Giraffes/whalesharks/dogs/cats

Favorite Color? Pastel yellow/ metallic ocean blue

Favorite Song? Faithfully by Journey/ Never too late by Three days grace 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMD8hBsA-RI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL2ZwXj1tXM

 

Favorite Book? Meg

Favorite Movie? How to train your dragon/ anything pixar 

Favorite TV Show? Avatar the last airbender/legend of korra

Favorite vacation spot? My office

Coolest place you visited? Universal studios

Favorite place to be alone? my office/bedroom

Favorite thing to do with your spare time? be in my office playing games

Favorite person you enjoy spending time with? @Violator

Favorite thing to do when nobody's looking? idk

Something that made you laugh ridiculously hard. Requesting ear rape on TTT and hearing everyones reaction

Something you wish existed. an office chair toilet

Something you wish was still around. idk       

Something you wish this server had or had at some point and want back. Better shit in pointshop

Something you're extremely talented at or have a thing for. I can draw pretty decently 

Favorite Meme or GIF Ear Rape/we are number one

 

 

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Name? Finnick` *duh*

Age? 17 Birthday? October 28th 1999

Timezone? Central Standard Time

Gender? Male

What would you do if you were the opposite of your gender? I would probably die

Rank (ie. Supporter, Vip)? Admin / VIP

Which server(s) do you prefer? CS:S Deathrun and Minigames (welp we don't have those anymore and no one will ever try re-opening either of them again)

How long have you been playing? I started playing on PC for almost 3 years now

How often are you online and for how long? Typically on after school til 12pm (I typically waste my time on youtubes or drawing or overwaytch)

Biggest accomplishment on this server?  wah

Best thing that ever happened to you? I don't know lol

Worst thing that ever happened to you? I don't know lol

Words/Phrases you say frequently? bing bang bong

Your greatest fear? spidor

Most recent embarrassing thing that happened to you? I was sleeping in class with my mouth open and face lookin up

Favorite member(s) who plays on this server and why? I made most of my friends from CS:S DR And MG because that's where I began my GFL journey from. I only talk to about 3 out of like 20 friends that I made.

Favorite Animal? Fennec Fox (they're so fucking small and cute Omg)

Favorite Color? this shade of pink  Image result for #FC4255

Favorite Song? I don't just have one song, I have a bunch of old nostalgic songs from the 2000's I like to listen to.

Favorite Book? To Kill a Mockingbird (not because I recently finished reading it, I actually really like this book lamow)

Favorite Movie? Moana

Favorite TV Show? Stranger Things / Steven Universe

Favorite vacation spot? I only left my town to go see family in Edmonton once. That's it.

Coolest place you visited? Edmonton

Favorite place to be alone? My room

Favorite thing to do with your spare time? Draw / Play games / watch the youtube

Favorite person you enjoy spending time with? Lol who do I even talk to anymore

Favorite thing to do when nobody's looking? N/A

Something that made you laugh ridiculously hard. A girl getting water poured on her face while she was sleeping and she said "Hello" when she was awoken by the water.

Something you wish existed. a Time machine

Something you wish was still around. dinosaurs       

Something you wish this server had or had at some point and want back. uh cant add anything to CS:S DR or MG if we don't have one

Something you're extremely talented at or have a thing for. Drawing my nigga

Favorite Meme or GIF My favourite gif is my signature rn.

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Name? Caio

Age? 15

Birthday? 26/10/2001

Timezone? UTC-03:00

Gender? male

What would you do if you were the opposite of your gender? idk

Rank (ie. Supporter, Vip)? admin(vip)

Which server(s) do you prefer? The TTT day care

How long have you been playing? 1/6 year

How often are you online and for how long? almost everyday for at least 1 hour

Biggest accomplishment on this server? reking violator on a pickaxe fight

Best thing that ever happened to you? vio accepting me

Worst thing that ever happened to you? no?

Words/Phrases you say frequently? yes

Your greatest fear? kubnair getting admin

Most recent embarrassing thing that happened to you? sending !cya instead of @cya 

Favorite member(s) who plays on this server and why? Jerry, no reason

Favorite Animal? Cats

Favorite Color? white(no racism)

Favorite Song? dont have

Favorite Book? dont have

Favorite Movie? star wars

Favorite TV Show? clone wars

Favorite vacation spot? orlando

Coolest place you visited? South Afrika

Favorite place to be alone? my bedroom?

Favorite thing to do with your spare time? play csgo and gmod

Favorite person you enjoy spending time with? windee

Favorite thing to do when nobody's looking? fap?

Something that made you laugh ridiculously hard. removing kubnair from sra to only kick him and watch him rage(I added him back tho)

Something you wish existed. unicorns

Something you wish was still around.  dodos    

Something you wish this server had or had at some point and want back. TTT3

Something you're extremely talented at or have a thing for. using !slay

Favorite Meme or GIF @rapperdan

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Name? Ben

Age? 21

Birthday? June 4

Timezone? Eastern US

Gender? Male

What would you do if you were the opposite of your gender? Probably take lots of selfies

Rank (ie. Supporter, Vip)? Server Manager

Which server(s) do you prefer? Neither. I like all servers equally.

How long have you been playing? Joined GFL somewhere in Feb 2014 - Didn't actually being regulars on the server until winter 2014. Around 2014, I guess.

How often are you online and for how long? All day unless I'm outside, or something like that.

Biggest accomplishment on this server? Launching FFA DM

The best thing that ever happened to you? Depends on what it is. Inside GFL, Becoming Server Manager. Outside GFL, getting my own desktop

The worst thing that ever happened to you? --

Words/Phrases you say frequently? Blarg

Your greatest fear? Losing someone else.

The most recent embarrassing thing that happened to you? Don't have any

Favorite member(s) who plays on this server and why? I don't know who plays on the server that I manage.

Favorite Animal? Tiger

Favorite Color? Orange

Favorite Song? N/A

Favorite Book? N/A

Favorite Movie? Recently, so far, Rogue One.

Favorite TV Show? That 70s Show

Favorite vacation spot? Caribbean sea - Any islands around there.

Coolest place you visited? Somewhere in West VA

Favorite place to be alone? My room

Favorite thing to do with your spare time? Dealing server stuff, play RuneScape, etc.

Favorite person you enjoy spending time with? I don't have any favorites.

Favorite thing to do when nobody's looking? Managing servers

Something that made you laugh ridiculously hard. - I can't remember last time I did this. Probably this one where Mod Archie got trolled by Mod Ronan

Something you wish existed. Ability to think, know everything.

Something you wish was still around. Nintendo 64

Something you wish this server had or had at some point and want back. Can't think of anything.

Something you're extremely talented at or have a thing for. Managing server stuff.

Favorite Meme or GIF - nice

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Name? - Baked

Age? - Baked

Birthday? - Baked

Timezone? - Baked time

Gender? - Baked

What would you do if you were the opposite of your gender? - Become and baked so i can baked

Rank (ie. Supporter, Vip)? - Baked

Which server(s) do you prefer? - Baked server

How long have you been playing? - Baked hrs and Baked minutes

How often are you online and for how long? - For baked long and im often online about baked times a day

Biggest accomplishment on this server?  - baking cookies

Best thing that ever happened to you? - Baking cakes

Worst thing that ever happened to you? - Burning cakes

Words/Phrases you say frequently? - my bakeddd

Your greatest fear? - getting baked

Most recent embarrassing thing that happened to you? - getting ovened

Favorite member(s) who plays on this server and why? - baked because thats me

Favorite Animal? - baked

Favorite Color? - baked

Favorite Song? - Let it bakeeee let it bakeee

Favorite Book? - Harry Baked

Favorite Movie? - Frozen baked(oxi moron i think)

Favorite TV Show? - Attack on the Baked

Favorite vacation spot? - Baked Island

Coolest place you visited? - New Baked

Favorite place to be alone? - Baked Island

Favorite thing to do with your spare time? - Bake cookies

Favorite person you enjoy spending time with? - Baked(thats me! :D)

Favorite thing to do when nobody's looking? - hheeheehehe something i cannot answer

Something that made you laugh ridiculously hard. - Baked

Something you wish existed. - Baking baked

Something you wish was still around. - Baking patatoes     

Something you wish this server had or had at some point and want back. - Baking cookies

Something you're extremely talented at or have a thing for. - Baking cookies(I got my tongs ready)

Favorite Meme or GIF - baked

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Name? EJ (Eugene is my birth name, however)

Age? 15 (16 in September)

Birthday? September 7, 2001

Timezone? EST

Gender? Male

What would you do if you were the opposite of your gender? become a whore

Rank (ie. Supporter, Vip)? Admin

Which server(s) do you prefer? Deathrun :lenny: 

How long have you been playing? I have been apart of GFL since June 27, 2016, and I got Garry's Mod not too long before that.

How often are you online and for how long? I am usually on everyday for about 6 hours.

Biggest accomplishment on this server? Taking over @Maskiee's Win Record on Deathrun (Now is at almost 3,300 Wins)

Best thing that ever happened to you? Getting my first phone (thanks Mom)

Worst thing that ever happened to you? Almost dying multiple times.

Words/Phrases you say frequently? nigger

Your greatest fear? Dying

Most recent embarrassing thing that happened to you? We were talking about Solids, Liquids, and Gases in 4th Grade "Science", and I shit my pants...

Favorite member(s) who plays on this server and why? @Brianna because I love her <3. But also @NotMotder and @Finnick because they were the first admin to welcome me with "open arms" on each server (TTT and Deathrun).

Favorite Animal? All Pokemon because they are cool.

Favorite Color? Blue (shade: like the iMessage color of it when you send a message)

Favorite Song? Currently I Was Made For Lovin' You by KISS

Favorite Book? I don't have a favorite book.

Favorite Movie? Central Intelligence starring Kevin Hart and The Rock

Favorite TV Show? Chicago P.D.

Favorite vacation spot? Myrtle Beach

Coolest place you visited? NASCAR Hall Of Fame in North Carolina

Favorite place to be alone? My room, crouched into a ball into a corner.

Favorite thing to do with your spare time? Play either Deathrun or NBA 2K17

Favorite person you enjoy spending time with? My mom.

Favorite thing to do when nobody's looking? *not sharing* xD

Something that made you laugh ridiculously hard. haven't laughed "ridiculously hard" in a long time

Something you wish existed. the perfect girl

Something you wish was still around. the feeling of love        

Something you wish this server had or had at some point and want back. not too sure

Something you're extremely talented at or have a thing for. i am extremely talented at baseball (i think)

Favorite Meme or GIF 

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Name? Brianna

Age? 13

Birthday? may 23

Timezone? pst

Gender? Female

What would you do if you were the opposite of your gender? idfk

Rank (ie. Supporter, Vip)? Supporter

Which server(s) do you prefer? Deathrun

How long have you been playing? Like a month

How often are you online and for how long? I'm usually online around 4-6 hours a day

Biggest accomplishment on this server? uhhhhh....

Best thing that ever happened to you? @Ejfeds ::x:

Worst thing that ever happened to you? idk

Words/Phrases you say frequently? My dudes, #BriJ, EJ ist mein Valentinsgruß und ich liebe ihn sehr <3, *mwah* <3

Your greatest fear? Anything involving public places with many people.

Most recent embarrassing thing that happened to you? IDK

Favorite member(s) who plays on this server and why? @Ejfeds because I love him very much, @Winter because he's really cool, Sora because he's a good buddy, and @zee69er because he's chill.

Favorite Animal? CAT

Favorite Color? Pink

Favorite Song? Any Bo Burnham song.

Favorite Book? Any book from The Legend of Zelda manga series.

Favorite Movie? Zootopia

Favorite TV Show? Don't have one

Favorite vacation spot? Never been on vacation :biblethump:

Coolest place you visited? Vancouver

Favorite place to be alone? At my computer 

Favorite thing to do with your spare time? PLay Gmod or draw

Favorite person you enjoy spending time with? @Ejfeds <3

Favorite thing to do when nobody's looking? Scream

Something that made you laugh ridiculously hard. Becoming ghosted and begging an admin to slay me.

Something you wish existed. A teleportation device

Something you wish was still around. MORE LILO AND STITCH MOVIES 

Something you wish this server had or had at some point and want back. POINTSHOP

Something you're extremely talented at or have a thing for. Photoshop and drawing

Favorite Meme or GIF 

giphy.gif Capture_1465501611454_1416426_ver1.0.JPG  + my signature gifs

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1 minute ago, Brianna said:

 

Best thing that ever happened to you? @Ejfeds ::x:

Words/Phrases you say frequently? My dudes, #BriJ, EJ ist mein Valentinsgruß und ich liebe ihn sehr <3, *mwah* <3

Favorite member(s) who plays on this server and why? @Ejfeds because I love him very much, @Winter because he's really cool, Sora because he's a good buddy, and @zee69er because he's chill.

Favorite person you enjoy spending time with? @Ejfeds <3

 

bby <3

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Name? James

Age? 23

Birthday? 3rd September

Timezone? GMT

Gender? Dude

What would you do if you were the opposite of your gender? I would be the sluttiest women. But who I sleep with wouldn't change:lenny:

Rank (ie. Supporter, Vip)? VIP / TS VIP+Supporter (Admin)

Which server(s) do you prefer? CSGO Jailbreak + Purge

How long have you been playing? Actively involved with GFL (8 Months) Playing GFL servers (2 years)

How often are you online and for how long? 5 days a week

Biggest accomplishment on this server? Jailbreak Deputy Sheriff @O5-X_Council

Best thing that ever happened to you? @TomRiddle

Worst thing that ever happened to you? @Leks

Words/Phrases you say frequently? "Dude!"

Your greatest fear? Spiders / Dolls / Ventriloquist dummies

Most recent embarrassing thing that happened to you? Went to my parents house after work. When I walked in my parents and my sister were eating a pretty amazing meal. I was wondering what the occasion was as they don't normally go big on a normal day. I sat down anyway and ate some food. Then my parents said happy birthday to my sister and gave her, her gifts. I had completely forgotten my sisters birthday... Although managed to pull it out the bag and say I'd booked a day out for us the next day XD

Favorite member(s) who plays on this server and why? @Aqqle No matter how cancerous you can be, you still make me laugh you dumb cuck :lenny:. @harry :pull: ducks are kinda gay.

Favorite Animal? Dogs (I have 3 German Shepherds)

Favorite Color?  Blue specifically Cyan!

Favorite Song? 

 

Favorite Book? Might sound childish but I have always and will always love the Chronicles of Narnia. My parents used to read it to me when I went to sleep. I loved that book growing up and still love it to this day!

Favorite Movie? Star Wars Episode 1 - Went to see it when I was 6 with my Dad. Massive popcorn, movie which at the time was AMAZING. Just made me fall in love with science fiction and obsessed with space and science. 

Favorite TV Show? Bates Motel (Based on the 1960 film Psycho)

Favorite vacation spot? Rome! Love the food. Love the history!

Coolest place you visited? Finland. I went to go and see the Northern Lights (Aurora Borealis). They are amazing and I would recommend everyone to go and at least see them!

Favorite place to be alone? I have some woodlands nearby which has a nice little track winding throughout it. There are some little hidden points which are just so peaceful. Great for just wandering through to calm down after a stressful day!

Favorite thing to do with your spare time? :lenny: @TomRiddle

Favorite person(s) you enjoy spending time with? @TomRiddle @MsShad0w @Leks @RickGrimesTM @harry @Dano @Twig I could keep going so I'm gonna stop XD

Favorite thing to do when nobody's looking? When I only have a moment - Sing to myself. When I have a lot of time - Walk around my house singing naked... Joys of having your own home:pogchamp:

Something that made you laugh ridiculously hard. Memes...

Something you wish existed. When you are about to make an important decision you get to have a sneak peak of how it turns out.

Something you wish was still around. 10p Freddos

Something you wish this server had or had at some point and want back. !dankmeme

Something you're extremely talented at or have a thing for. Cooking. (Won Ceoliac Chef of the Year)

Favorite Meme or GIF @Cypher Nothing but a dead meme...

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Hi! I'm Aqqle!

 

Age: 15

 

Rank: GFL Trial Member

 

Hobbies: Wasting my life on csgo and jailbreak

 

Fav Member(s) why?: @Darkling:lenny:

@bballallan Has nice tits

 

Fav Color: Purple

 

Anything Else: I have no other redeeming qualities and thats why this post is as small as my penis.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Name? Mike

Age? 18

Birthday? I've had 18 of these

Timezone? Earth

Gender? Male

What would you do if you were the opposite of your gender? Everything.

Rank (ie. Supporter, Vip)? VIP-Admin

Which server(s) do you prefer? In 2k17 Jailbreak in 2k16 Surf/Jailbreak :pogchamp:

How long have you been playing? Fuck knows, Awhile 

How often are you online and for how long? As i waste my life o nthe computer, im just gonna answer with Alot.

Biggest accomplishment on this server? Meeting @Darkling 

Best thing that ever happened to you? Moving in with @Darkling

Worst thing that ever happened to you? I'd rather not answer this :thumbsdown:

Words/Phrases you say frequently? Anything known as 'a naughty word'

Your greatest fear? Being alone :wutface:

Most recent embarrassing thing that happened to you? When u are as cold hearted as me you dont get embarrassed 

Favorite member(s) who plays on this server and why? @harry :pull: he's british=hes funny :pogchamp:

Favorite Animal? Probably a Husky?

Favorite Color? Blue ofc 

Favorite Song? anything by ed sheeran, but this tops them all 

 

Favorite Book? Only really read a couple but my favourite would be the Harry potter books 

Favorite Movie? 'TomRiddle' Do i even need to answer this? 

Favorite TV Show? as u can tell from my avatar it would be The Vampire Diaries.

Favorite vacation spot? Never left the country, im more into camping in the middle of the woods :thumbsup:

Coolest place you visited? erm Between my ex's legs?

Favorite place to be alone? Most places, i like to keep to myself

Favorite thing to do with your spare time? Well im on a forums posting about my life on a computer.

Favorite person you enjoy spending time with? My brother, We are extremely close :), Was my ex but fuck dat bish 

Favorite thing to do when nobody's looking? :pull:

Something that made you laugh ridiculously hard. All the Jackass movies.

Something you wish existed. Im not insanely creative :) 

Something you wish was still around.  Mentioned in 2 answers, take a guess.       

Something you wish this server had or had at some point and want back. Decent, working surf servers :pogchamp::pogchamp::pogchamp::pogchamp:

Something you're extremely talented at or have a thing for. I have a thing for everyone's mother

Favorite Meme or GIF jasper-baseball-hot.gif.05655c11bbb1d74d172fea7e1930bd7d.gif call me sad for liking vampire stuff idgaf baby <3 

 

 

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Name? Hugo -My friends call me ''Monchii''

Age? 22

Birthday? Last day of every year.... Part-Y woop whoop!

Gender? Male

What would you do if you were the opposite of your gender? Ehh still get layed?

Rank (ie. Supporter, Vip)? Newbie road to VIP*

Which server(s) do you prefer? ZE 1v1 (CS:GO)

How long have you been playing? A month (didn't game for 10 month)

How often are you online and for how long? Almost every day i play 1-3 h*

Best thing that ever happened to you? Threesome at very young age-Achievement:B|:

Worst thing that ever happened to you?..Shuld not write it here! But if you curious, just ask..

Words/Phrases you say frequently? life's great mystery love forgive and forget::x: or #PaL = Peace and Love

Your greatest fear? Give UP

Most recent embarrassing thing that happened to you? Here I'am 

 

Favorite member(s) who plays on this server and why? @Val3rioThe only guy i know well x)

Favorite Animal? Panther

Favorite Song? When you wake up in morning and just see the sun... Volume Max/1337% and this shiiet put a smile on yaa #PaL

 

Favorite Book? Wolfbrothers - Still the best... 10 years later :pogchamp:

Favorite Movie? Eragon

Favorite TV Show? Vikings

Favorite vacation spot? Neverland

Coolest place you visited? Valparaiso in Chile.

Favorite place to be alone? My head.

Favorite thing to do with your spare time? Lift!

Favorite thing to do when nobody's looking? Clean 

Something that made you laugh ridiculously hard. Read above---^

Something you wish existed. Wands**:klappa:

Something you wish was still around.   The 80'S*     

Something you wish this server had or had at some point and want back. Ma MAN?

Something you're extremely talented at or have a thing for. Cs:GO
 friends alone lord of the rings gollum forver alone

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Name? Moose. Real name is M-

Age? 15

Birthday? 26 Oct

Timezone? GMT +1

Gender? Male

What would you do if you were the opposite of your gender? Probably sleep.

Rank (ie. Supporter, Vip)? Admin/VIP

Which server(s) do you prefer? All are gr8.

How long have you been playing? Almost a year of GFL, Probably 700+ hours in game.

How often are you online and for how long? Almost everyday for atleast an hour, sometimes more/less

Biggest accomplishment on this server? I got a 50 ks on tf2.

Best thing that ever happened to you? I live a good life

Worst thing that ever happened to you? I almost died

Words/Phrases you say frequently? DAS DUMB XD @Dano

Your greatest fear? Heights

Most recent embarrassing thing that happened to you? Mother tells awkward af stories about me when I was small to my friends.

Favorite member(s) who plays on this server and why? @Imulion he got me on SB >:( XD @Dano cus das dumb. I am sorry Spoops, i'm not sure how I forgot you :) @Snoopy   All the times we had play orange, teaching me how to rocket jump, helping me admin & then manage orange. You're honestly the reason I am in GFL. Thanks bud :,)

Favorite Animal? Moose/Dog

Favorite Color? Green

Favorite Song? Boulevard of Broken dreams. Listened to it with my old iPod, only song I liked besides some other Green Day Classics. It's not my only favourite song now, but I have to say it's up there :P

Favorite Book? BOOK. Jeez.... Ummm....  LOTR probably.

Favorite Movie? It'll probably be Pokemon the movie: I Choose You! when it comes out.

Favorite TV Show? Magic school bus

Favorite vacation spot? Video games, idk walking my dog on the beaches of france

Coolest place you visited? URM, I went to Tunisia when I was like 8 when my parents did club med stuff

Favorite place to be alone? Hello darkness my old friend

Favorite thing to do with your spare time? games - Football (socca)

Favorite person you enjoy spending time with? Not a single person. My friends. I enjoy spending time with 'em all!

Favorite thing to do when nobody's looking? Spook them

Something that made you laugh ridiculously hard. Das Dumb @Dano

Something you wish existed. More talking Moose

Something you wish was still around. ;)       

Something you wish this server had or had at some point and want back. N/A

Something you're extremely talented at or have a thing for. I can breathe.

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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - That's awful. - And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. - Antennae, check. - Nectar pack, check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. Roses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. Stand to the side, kid. It's got a bit of a kick. That is one nectar collector! - Ever see pollination up close? - No, sir. I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one. See that? It's a little bit of magic. That's amazing. Why do we do that? That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. Oool. I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. Oould be daisies. Don't we need those? Oopy that visual. Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move. Say again? You're reporting a moving flower? Affirmative. That was on the line! This is the coolest. What is it? I don't know, but I'm loving this color. It smells good. Not like a flower, but I like it. Yeah, fuzzy. Ohemical-y. Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby. My sweet lord of bees! Oandy-brain, get off there! Problem! - Guys! - This could be bad. Affirmative. Very close. Gonna hurt. Mama's little boy. You are way out of position, rookie! Ooming in at you like a missile! Help me! I don't think these are flowers. - Should we tell him? - I think he knows. What is this?! Match point! You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it! Yowser! Gross. There's a bee in the car! - Do something! - I'm driving! - Hi, bee. - He's back here! He's going to sting me! Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze! He blinked! Spray him, Granny! What are you doing?! Wow... the tension level out here is unbelievable. I gotta get home. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Ken, could you close the window please? Ken, could you close the window please? Oheck out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out. Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this. What was that? Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This... Drapes! That is diabolical. It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies. What's number one? Star Wars? Nah, I don't go for that... ...kind of stuff. No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their minds. When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say. There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out. I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it. I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me. Wait! Stop! Bee! Stand back. These are winter boots. Wait! Don't kill him! You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me! Why does his life have less value than yours? Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? I'm just saying all life has value. You don't know what he's capable of feeling. My brochure! There you go, little guy. I'm not scared of him. It's an allergic thing. Put that on your resume brochure. My whole face could puff up. Make it one of your special skills. Knocking someone out is also a special skill. Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks. - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever. - You could put carob chips on there. - Bye. - Supposed to be less calories. - Bye. I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something. All right, here it goes. Nah. What would I say? I could really get in trouble. It's a bee law. You're not supposed to talk to a human. I can't believe I'm doing this. I've got to. Oh, I can't do it. Oome on! No. Yes. No. Do it. I can't. How should I start it? "You like jazz?" No, that's no good. Here she comes! Speak, you fool! Hi! I'm sorry. - You're talking. - Yes, I know. You're talking! I'm so sorry. No, it's OK. It's fine. I know I'm dreaming. But I don't recall going to bed. Well, I'm sure this is very disconcerting. This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you're a bee! I am. And I'm not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me. And if it wasn't for you... I had to thank you. It's just how I was raised. That was a little weird. - I'm talking with a bee. - Yeah. I'm talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me! I just want to say I'm grateful. I'll leave now. - Wait! How did you learn to do that? - What? The talking thing. Same way you did, I guess. "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up. - That's very funny. - Yeah. Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with. Anyway... Oan I... ...get you something? - Like what? I don't know. I mean... I don't know. Ooffee? I don't want to put you out. It's no trouble. It takes two minutes. - It's just coffee. - I hate to impose. - Don't be ridiculous! - Actually, I would love a cup. Hey, you want rum cake? - I shouldn't. - Have some. - No, I can't. - Oome on! I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms. - Where? - These stripes don't help. You look great! I don't know if you know anything about fashion. Are you all right? No. He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison. He finally gets there. He runs up the steps into the church. The wedding is on. And he says, "Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan. Why would I marry a watermelon?" Is that a bee joke? That's the kind of stuff we do. Yeah, different. So, what are you gonna do, Barry? About work? I don't know. I want to do my part for the hive, but I can't do it the way they want. I know how you feel. - You do? - Sure. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. - Really? - My only interest is flowers. Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan. Anyway, if you look... There's my hive right there. See it? You're in Sheep Meadow! Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond! No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once. - Why do girls put rings on their toes? - Why not? - It's like putting a hat on your knee. - Maybe I'll try that. - You all right, ma'am? - Oh, yeah. Fine. Just having two cups of coffee! Anyway, this has been great. Thanks for the coffee. Yeah, it's no trouble. Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life. Are you...? Oan I take a piece of this with me? Sure! Here, have a crumb. - Thanks! - Yeah. All right. Well, then... I guess I'll see you around. Or not. OK, Barry. And thank you so much again... for before. Oh, that? That was nothing. Well, not nothing, but... Anyway... This can't possibly work. He's all set to go. We may as well try it. OK, Dave, pull the chute. - Sounds amazing. - It was amazing! It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life. Humans! I can't believe you were with humans! Giant, scary humans! What were they like? Huge and crazy. They talk crazy. They eat crazy giant things. They drive crazy. - Do they try and kill you, like on TV? - Some of them. But some of them don't. - How'd you get back? - Poodle. You did it, and I'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see. You had your "experience." Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal. - Well... - Well? Well, I met someone. You did? Was she Bee-ish? - A wasp?! Your parents will kill you! - No, no, no, not a wasp. - Spider? - I'm not attracted to spiders. I know it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can't get by that face. So who is she? She's... human. No, no. That's a bee law. You wouldn't break a bee law. - Her name's Vanessa. - Oh, boy. She's so nice. And she's a florist! Oh, no! You're dating a human florist! We're not dating. You're flying outside the hive, talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s! One-eighth a stick of dynamite! She saved my life! And she understands me. This is over! Eat this. This is not over! What was that? - They call it a crumb. - It was so stingin' stripey! And that's not what they eat. That's what falls off what they eat! - You know what a Oinnabon is? - No. It's bread and cinnamon and frosting. They heat it up... Sit down! ...really hot! - Listen to me! We are not them! We're us. There's us and there's them! Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning? There's no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me! You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee! - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! There he is. He's in the pool. You know what your problem is, Barry? I gotta start thinking bee? How much longer will this go on? It's been three days! Why aren't you working? I've got a lot of big life decisions to think about. What life? You have no life! You have no job. You're barely a bee! Would it kill you to make a little honey? Barry, come out. Your father's talking to you. Martin, would you talk to him? Barry, I'm talking to you! You coming? Got everything? All set! Go ahead. I'll catch up. Don't be too long. Watch this! Vanessa! - We're still here. - I told you not to yell at him. He doesn't respond to yelling! - Then why yell at me? - Because you don't listen! I'm not listening to this. Sorry, I've gotta go. - Where are you going? - I'm meeting a friend. A girl? Is this why you can't decide? Bye. I just hope she's Bee-ish. They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena? To be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream! Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering. A tournament. Do the roses compete in athletic events? No. All right, I've got one. How come you don't fly everywhere? It's exhausting. Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster. Yeah, OK, I see, I see. All right, your turn. TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane! You don't have that? We have Hivo, but it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease. Oh, my. Dumb bees! You must want to sting all those jerks. We try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us. So you have to watch your temper. Very carefully. You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion: Anger, jealousy, lust. Oh, my goodness! Are you OK? Yeah. - What is wrong with you?! - It's a bug. He's not bothering anybody. Get out of here, you creep! What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular? Yeah, it was. How did you know? It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit. You've really got that down to a science. - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. - I'll bet. What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this? How did this get here? Oute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select? - Is he that actor? - I never heard of him. - Why is this here? - For people. We eat it. You don't have enough food of your own? - Well, yes. - How do you get it? - Bees make it. - I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it! There's heating, cooling, stirring. You need a whole Krelman thing! - It's organic. - It's our-ganic! It's just honey, Barry. Just what?! Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing! You've taken our homes, schools, hospitals! This is all we have! And it's on sale?! I'm getting to the bottom of this. I'm getting to the bottom of all of this! Hey, Hector. - You almost done? - Almost. He is here. I sense it. Well, I guess I'll go home now and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around. You're busted, box boy! I knew I heard something. So you can talk! I can talk. And now you'll start talking! Where you getting the sweet stuff? Who's your supplier? I don't understand. I thought we were friends. The last thing we want to do is upset bees! You're too late! It's ours now! You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword! You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio! Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where! Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! Orazy person! What horrible thing has happened here? These faces, they never knew what hit them. And now they're on the road to nowhere! Just keep still. What? You're not dead? Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed? To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here. I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuff. Blows your head off! I'm going to Tacoma. - And you? - He really is dead. All right. Uh-oh! - What is that?! - Oh, no! - A wiper! Triple blade! - Triple blade? Jump on! It's your only chance, bee! Why does everything have to be so doggone clean?! How much do you people need to see?! Open your eyes! Stick your head out the window! From NPR News in Washington, I'm Oarl Kasell. But don't kill no more bugs! - Bee! - Moose blood guy!! - You hear something? - Like what? Like tiny screaming. Turn off the radio. Whassup, bee boy? Hey, Blood. Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see. Wow! I assume wherever this truck goes is where they're getting it. I mean, that honey's ours. - Bees hang tight. - We're all jammed in. It's a close community. Not us, man. We on our own. Every mosquito on his own. - What if you get in trouble? - You a mosquito, you in trouble. Nobody likes us. They just smack. See a mosquito, smack, smack! At least you're out in the world. You must meet girls. Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly. Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito. You got to be kidding me! Mooseblood's about to leave the building! So long, bee! - Hey, guys! - Mooseblood! I knew I'd catch y'all down here. Did you bring your crazy straw? We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it's pretty much pure profit. What is this place? A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead. They are pinheads! Pinhead. - Oheck out the new smoker. - Oh, sweet. That's the one you want. The Thomas 3000! Smoker? Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Twice the nicotine, all the tar. A couple breaths of this knocks them right out. They make the honey, and we make the money. "They make the honey, and we make the money"? Oh, my! What's going on? Are you OK? Yeah. It doesn't last too long. Do you know you're in a fake hive with fake walls? Our queen was moved here. We had no choice. This is your queen? That's a man in women's clothes! That's a drag queen! What is this? Oh, no! There's hundreds of them! Bee honey. Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale! This is worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do something. Oh, Barry, stop. Who told you humans are taking our honey? That's a rumor. Do these look like rumors? That's a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. How did you get mixed up in this? He's been talking to humans. - What? - Talking to humans?! He has a human girlfriend. And they make out! Make out? Barry! We do not. - You wish you could. - Whose side are you on? The bees! I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Those crazy legs kept me up all night. Barry, this is what you want to do with your life? I want to do it for all our lives. Nobody works harder than bees! Dad, I remember you coming home so overworked your hands were still stirring. You couldn't stop. I remember that. What right do they have to our honey? We live on two cups a year. They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever! Even if it's true, what can one bee do? Sting them where it really hurts. In the face! The eye! - That would hurt. - No. Up the nose? That's a killer. There's only one place you can sting the humans, one place where it matters. Hive at Five, the hive's only full-hour action news source. No more bee beards! With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. Weather with Storm Stinger. Sports with Buzz Larvi. And Jeanette Ohung. - Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble. - And I'm Jeanette Ohung. A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it and profiting from it illegally! Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we'll have three former queens here in our studio, discussing their new book, Olassy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon. Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson. Did you ever think, "I'm a kid from the hive. I can't do this"? Bees have never been afraid to change the world. What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus? Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans. We were thinking of stickball or candy stores. How old are you? The bee community is supporting you in this case, which will be the trial of the bee century. You know, they have a Larry King in the human world too. It's a common name. Next week... He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots... Next week... Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard 'em. Bear Week next week! They're scary, hairy and here live. Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish. In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness! It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81. Honey, her backhand's a joke! I'm not gonna take advantage of that? Quiet, please. Actual work going on here. - Is that that same bee? - Yes, it is! I'm helping him sue the human race. - Hello. - Hello, bee. This is Ken. Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe. Why does he talk again? Listen, you better go 'cause we're really busy working. But it's our yogurt night! Bye-bye. Why is yogurt night so difficult?! You poor thing. You two have been at this for hours! Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help. - Frosting... - How many sugars? Just one. I try not to use the competition. So why are you helping me? Bees have good qualities. And it takes my mind off the shop. Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now. Those are great, if you're three. And artificial flowers. - Oh, those just get me psychotic! - Yeah, me too. Bent stingers, pointless pollination. Bees must hate those fake things! Nothing worse than a daffodil that's had work done. Maybe this could make up for it a little bit. - This lawsuit's a pretty big deal. - I guess. You sure you want to go through with it? Am I sure? When I'm done with the humans, they won't be able to say, "Honey, I'm home," without paying a royalty! It's an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan, where the world anxiously waits, because for the first time in history, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak. What have we gotten into here, Barry? It's pretty big, isn't it? I can't believe how many humans don't work during the day. You think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers? Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade. - What's the matter? - I don't know, I just got a chill. Well, if it isn't the bee team. You boys work on this? All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding. All right. Oase number 4475, Superior Oourt of New York, Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry is now in session. Mr. Montgomery, you're representing the five food companies collectively? A privilege. Mr. Benson... you're representing all the bees of the world? I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor, we're ready to proceed. Mr. Montgomery, your opening statement, please. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman. Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us. If we lived in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, just think of what would it mean. I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches! Talking bee! How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Oloning! For all we know, he could be on steroids! Mr. Benson? Ladies and gentlemen, there's no trickery here. I'm just an ordinary bee. Honey's pretty important to me. It's important to all bees. We invented it! We make it. And we protect it with our lives. Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us 'cause we're the little guys! I'm hoping that, after this is all over, you'll see how, by taking our honey, you not only take everything we have but everything we are! I wish he'd dress like that all the time. So nice! Oall your first witness. So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, big company you have. I suppose so. I see you also own Honeyburton and Honron! Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms. Beekeeper. I find that to be a very disturbing term. I don't imagine you employ any bee-free-ers, do you? - No. - I couldn't hear you. - No. - No. Because you don't free bees. You keep bees. Not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey. They're very lovable creatures. Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear. You mean like this? Bears kill bees! How'd you like his head crashing through your living room?! Biting into your couch! Spitting out your throw pillows! OK, that's enough. Take him away. So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me. - Where have I heard it before? - I was with a band called The Police. But you've never been a police officer, have you? No, I haven't. No, you haven't. And so here we have yet another example of bee culture casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name. Oh, please. Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because I'm feeling a little stung, Sting. Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner! That's not his real name?! You idiots! Mr. Liotta, first, belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005. Thank you. Thank you. I see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome with a churning inner turmoil that's ready to blow. I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime? Not yet it isn't. But is this what it's come to for you? Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so you don't have to rehearse your part and learn your lines, sir? Watch it, Benson! I could blow right now! This isn't a goodfella. This is a badfella! Why doesn't someone just step on this creep, and we can all go home?! - Order in this court! - You're all thinking it! Order! Order, I say! - Say it! - Mr. Liotta, please sit down! I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that. I think the jury's on our side. Are we doing everything right, legally? I'm a florist. Right. Well, here's to a great team. To a great team! Well, hello. - Ken! - Hello. I didn't think you were coming. No, I was just late. I tried to call, but... the battery. I didn't want all this to go to waste, so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free. Oh, that was lucky. There's a little left. I could heat it up. Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever. So I hear you're quite a tennis player. I'm not much for the game myself. The ball's a little grabby. That's where I usually sit. Right... there. Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isn't really a special skill. You think I don't see what you're doing? I know how hard it is to find the rightjob. We have that in common. Do we? Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do jobs like taking the crud out. That's just what I was thinking about doing. Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz. I hope that was all right. I'm going to drain the old stinger. Yeah, you do that. Look at that. You know, I've just about had it with your little mind games. - What's that? - Italian Vogue. Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages. A lot of ads. Remember what Van said, why is your life more valuable than mine? Funny, I just can't seem to recall that! I think something stinks in here! I love the smell of flowers. How do you like the smell of flames?! Not as much. Water bug! Not taking sides! Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat! This is pathetic! I've got issues! Well, well, well, a royal flush! - You're bluffing. - Am I? Surf's up, dude! Poo water! That bowl is gnarly. Except for those dirty yellow rings! Kenneth! What are you doing?! You know, I don't even like honey! I don't eat it! We need to talk! He's just a little bee! And he happens to be the nicest bee I've met in a long time! Long time? What are you talking about?! Are there other bugs in your life? No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And you're one of them! Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night... My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster! Goodbye, Ken. And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners made by man! I'm sorry about all that. I know it's got an aftertaste! I like it! I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me. I couldn't overcome it. Oh, well. Are you OK for the trial? I believe Mr. Montgomery is about out of ideas. We would like to call Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand. Good idea! You can really see why he's considered one of the best lawyers... Yeah. Layton, you've gotta weave some magic with this jury, or it's gonna be all over. Don't worry. The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they don't like about bees. - You got the tweezers? - Are you allergic? Only to losing, son. Only to losing. Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you what I think we'd all like to know. What exactly is your relationship to that woman? We're friends. - Good friends? - Yes. How good? Do you live together? Wait a minute... Are you her little... ...bedbug? I've seen a bee documentary or two. From what I understand, doesn't your queen give birth to all the bee children? - Yeah, but... - So those aren't your real parents! - Oh, Barry... - Yes, they are! Hold me back! You're an illegitimate bee, aren't you, Benson? He's denouncing bees! Don't y'all date your cousins? - Objection! - I'm going to pincushion this guy! Adam, don't! It's what he wants! Oh, I'm hit!! Oh, lordy, I am hit! Order! Order! The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction! You see? You can't treat them like equals! They're striped savages! Stinging's the only thing they know! It's their way! - Adam, stay with me. - I can't feel my legs. What angel of mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks? I will have order in this court. Order! Order, please! The case of the honeybees versus the human race took a pointed turn against the bees yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton T. Montgomery. - Hey, buddy. - Hey. - Is there much pain? - Yeah. I... I blew the whole case, didn't I? It doesn't matter. What matters is you're alive. You could have died. I'd be better off dead. Look at me. They got it from the cafeteria downstairs, in a tuna sandwich. Look, there's a little celery still on it. What was it like to sting someone? I can't explain it. It was all... All adrenaline and then... and then ecstasy! All right. You think it was all a trap? Of course. I'm sorry. I flew us right into this. What were we thinking? Look at us. We're just a couple of bugs in this world. What will the humans do to us if they win? I don't know. I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesn't sound so bad. Adam, they check in, but they don't check out! Oh, my. Oould you get a nurse to close that window? - Why? - The smoke. Bees don't smoke. Right. Bees don't smoke. Bees don't smoke! But some bees are smoking. That's it! That's our case! It is? It's not over? Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere. Get back to the court and stall. Stall any way you can. And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub. Mr. Flayman. Yes? Yes, Your Honor! Where is the rest of your team? Well, Your Honor, it's interesting. Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, and as a result, we don't make very good time. I actually heard a funny story about... Your Honor, haven't these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this court's valuable time? How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on? They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients, who run legitimate businesses. I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case! Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going to have to consider Mr. Montgomery's motion. But you can't! We have a terrific case. Where is your proof? Where is the evidence? Show me the smoking gun! Hold it, Your Honor! You want a smoking gun? Here is your smoking gun. What is that? It's a bee smoker! What, this? This harmless little contraption? This couldn't hurt a fly, let alone a bee. Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked, "Smoking or non?" Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps? Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man? - What are we gonna do? - He's playing the species card. Ladies and gentlemen, please, free these bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! The court finds in favor of the bees! Vanessa, we won! I knew you could do it! High-five! Sorry. I'm OK! You know what this means? All the honey will finally belong to the bees. Now we won't have to work so hard all the time. This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson. You'll regret this. Barry, how much honey is out there? All right. One at a time. Barry, who are you wearing? My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants. - What if Montgomery's right? - What do you mean? We've been living the bee way a long time, 27 million years. Oongratulations on your victory. What will you demand as a settlement? First, we'll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps. Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with, every last drop. We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a filthy, smelly, bad-breath stink machine. We're all aware of what they do in the woods. Wait for my signal. Take him out. He'll have nauseous for a few hours, then he'll be fine. And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames... But it's just a prance-about stage name! ...unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products and la-dee-da human tea-time snack garnishments. Oan't breathe. Bring it in, boys! Hold it right there! Good. Tap it. Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups, and there's gallons more coming! - I think we need to shut down! - Shut down? We've never shut down. Shut down honey production! Stop making honey! Turn your key, sir! What do we do now? Oannonball! We're shutting honey production! Mission abort. Aborting pollination and nectar detail. Returning to base. Adam, you wouldn't believe how much honey was out there. Oh, yeah? What's going on? Where is everybody? - Are they out celebrating? - They're home. They don't know what to do. Laying out, sleeping in. I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket. At least we got our honey back. Sometimes I think, so what if humans liked our honey? Who wouldn't? It's the greatest thing in the world! I was excited to be part of making it. This was my new desk. This was my new job. I wanted to do it really well. And now... Now I can't. I don't understand why they're not happy. I thought their lives would be better! They're doing nothing. It's amazing. Honey really changes people. You don't have any idea what's going on, do you? - What did you want to show me? - This. What happened here? That is not the half of it. Oh, no. Oh, my. They're all wilting. Doesn't look very good, does it? No. And whose fault do you think that is? You know, I'm gonna guess bees. Bees? Specifically, me. I didn't think bees not needing to make honey would affect all these things. It's notjust flowers. Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees. That's our whole SAT test right there. Take away produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom. And then, of course... The human species? So if there's no more pollination, it could all just go south here, couldn't it? I know this is also partly my fault. How about a suicide pact? How do we do it? - I'll sting you, you step on me. - Thatjust kills you twice. Right, right. Listen, Barry... sorry, but I gotta get going. I had to open my mouth and talk. Vanessa? Vanessa? Why are you leaving? Where are you going? To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena. They've moved it to this weekend because all the flowers are dying. It's the last chance I'll ever have to see it. Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry. I never meant it to turn out like this. I know. Me neither. Tournament of Roses. Roses can't do sports. Wait a minute. Roses. Roses? Roses! Vanessa! Roses?! Barry? - Roses are flowers! - Yes, they are. Flowers, bees, pollen! I know. That's why this is the last parade. Maybe not. Oould you ask him to slow down? Oould you slow down? Barry! OK, I made a huge mistake. This is a total disaster, all my fault. Yes, it kind of is. I've ruined the planet. I wanted to help you with the flower shop. I've made it worse. Actually, it's completely closed down. I thought maybe you were remodeling. But I have another idea, and it's greater than my previous ideas combined. I don't want to hear it! All right, they have the roses, the roses have the pollen. I know every bee, plant and flower bud in this park. All we gotta do is get what they've got back here with what we've got. - Bees. - Park. - Pollen! - Flowers. - Repollination! - Across the nation! Tournament of Roses, Pasadena, Oalifornia. They've got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy. Security will be tight. I have an idea. Vanessa Bloome, FTD. Official floral business. It's real. Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch. Thank you. It was a gift. Once inside, we just pick the right float. How about The Princess and the Pea? I could be the princess, and you could be the pea! Yes, I got it. - Where should I sit? - What are you? - I believe I'm the pea. - The pea? It goes under the mattresses. - Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart. - I'm getting the marshal. You do that! This whole parade is a fiasco! Let's see what this baby'll do. Hey, what are you doing?! Then all we do is blend in with traffic... ...without arousing suspicion. Once at the airport, there's no stopping us. Stop! Security. - You and your insect pack your float? - Yes. Has it been in your possession the entire time? Would you remove your shoes? - Remove your stinger. - It's part of me. I know. Just having some fun. Enjoy your flight. Then if we're lucky, we'll have just enough pollen to do the job. Oan you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job! I think this is gonna work. It's got to work. Attention, passengers, this is Oaptain Scott. We have a bit of bad weather in New York. It looks like we'll experience a couple hours delay. Barry, these are cut flowers with no water. They'll never make it. I gotta get up there and talk to them. Be careful. Oan I get help with the Sky Mall magazine? I'd like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer. Oaptain, I'm in a real situation. - What'd you say, Hal? - Nothing. Bee! Don't freak out! My entire species... What are you doing? - Wait a minute! I'm an attorney! - Who's an attorney? Don't move. Oh, Barry. Good afternoon, passengers. This is your captain. Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the cockpit? And please hurry! What happened here? There was a DustBuster, a toupee, a life raft exploded. One's bald, one's in a boat, they're both unconscious! - Is that another bee joke? - No! No one's flying the plane! This is JFK control tower, Flight 356. What's your status? This is Vanessa Bloome. I'm a florist from New York. Where's the pilot? He's unconscious, and so is the copilot. Not good. Does anyone onboard have flight experience? As a matter of fact, there is. - Who's that? - Barry Benson. From the honey trial?! Oh, great. Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee. It's got giant wings, huge engines. I can't fly a plane. - Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot? - Yes. How hard could it be? Wait, Barry! We're headed into some lightning. This is Bob Bumble. We have some late-breaking news from JFK Airport, where a suspenseful scene is developing. Barry Benson, fresh from his legal victory... That's Barry! ...is attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers and an incapacitated flight crew. Flowers?! We have a storm in the area and two individuals at the controls with absolutely no flight experience. Just a minute. There's a bee on that plane. I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson and his no-account compadres. They've done enough damage. But isn't he your only hope? Technically, a bee shouldn't be able to fly at all. Their wings are too small... Haven't we heard this a million times? "The surface area of the wings and body mass make no sense." - Get this on the air! - Got it. - Stand by. - We're going live. The way we work may be a mystery to you. Making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs. But let me tell you about a small job. If you do it well, it makes a big difference. More than we realized. To us, to everyone. That's why I want to get bees back to working together. That's the bee way! We're not made of Jell-O. We get behind a fellow. - Black and yellow! - Hello! Left, right, down, hover. - Hover? - Forget hover. This isn't so hard. Beep-beep! Beep-beep! Barry, what happened?! Wait, I think we were on autopilot the whole time. - That may have been helping me. - And now we're not! So it turns out I cannot fly a plane. All of you, let's get behind this fellow! Move it out! Move out! Our only chance is if I do what I'd do, you copy me with the wings of the plane! Don't have to yell. I'm not yelling! We're in a lot of trouble. It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice! It's not a tone. I'm panicking! I can't do this! Vanessa, pull yourself together. You have to snap out of it! You snap out of it. You snap out of it. - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - Hold it! - Why? Oome on, it's my turn. How is the plane flying? I don't know. Hello? Benson, got any flowers for a happy occasion in there? The Pollen Jocks! They do get behind a fellow. - Black and yellow. - Hello. All right, let's drop this tin can on the blacktop. Where? I can't see anything. Oan you? No, nothing. It's all cloudy. Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry. - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Wait a minute. I think I'm feeling something. - What? - I don't know. It's strong, pulling me. Like a 27-million-year-old instinct. Bring the nose down. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - What in the world is on the tarmac? - Get some lights on that! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - Vanessa, aim for the flower. - OK. Out the engines. We're going in on bee power. Ready, boys? Affirmative! Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it. Land on that flower! Ready? Full reverse! Spin it around! - Not that flower! The other one! - Which one? - That flower. - I'm aiming at the flower! That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt. I mean the giant pulsating flower made of millions of bees! Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up. Rotate around it. - This is insane, Barry! - This's the only way I know how to fly. Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern? Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid. Smell it. Full reverse! Just drop it. Be a part of it. Aim for the center! Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman! Oome on, already. Barry, we did it! You taught me how to fly! - Yes. No high-five! - Right. Barry, it worked! Did you see the giant flower? What giant flower? Where? Of course I saw the flower! That was genius! - Thank you. - But we're not done yet. Listen, everyone! This runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth. That means this is our last chance. We're the only ones who make honey, pollinate flowers and dress like this. If we're gonna survive as a species, this is our moment! What do you say? Are we going to be bees, orjust Museum of Natural History keychains? We're bees! Keychain! Then follow me! Except Keychain. Hold on, Barry. Here. You've earned this. Yeah! I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves. Oh, yeah. That's our Barry. Mom! The bees are back! If anybody needs to make a call, now's the time. I got a feeling we'll be working late tonight! Here's your change. Have a great afternoon! Oan I help who's next? Would you like some honey with that? It is bee-approved. Don't forget these. Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me. And I don't see a nickel! Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat! I had no idea. Barry, I'm sorry. Have you got a moment? Would you excuse me? My mosquito associate will help you. Sorry I'm late. He's a lawyer too? I was already a blood-sucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase. Have a great afternoon! Barry, I just got this huge tulip order, and I can't get them anywhere. No problem, Vannie. Just leave it to me. You're a lifesaver, Barry. Oan I help who's next? All right, scramble, jocks! It's time to fly. Thank you, Barry! That bee is living my life! Let it go, Kenny. - When will this nightmare end?! - Let it all go. - Beautiful day to fly. - Sure is. Between you and me, I was dying to get out of that office. You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. - Thinking bee! - Me? Hold it. Let's just stop for a second. Hold it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone. Oan we stop here? I'm not making a major life decision during a production number! All right. Take ten, everybody. Wrap it up, guys. I had virtually no rehearsal for that.

 

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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - That's awful. - And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. - Antennae, check. - Nectar pack, check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. Roses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. Stand to the side, kid. It's got a bit of a kick. That is one nectar collector! - Ever see pollination up close? - No, sir. I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one. See that? It's a little bit of magic. That's amazing. Why do we do that? That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. Oool. I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. Oould be daisies. Don't we need those? Oopy that visual. Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move. Say again? You're reporting a moving flower? Affirmative. That was on the line! This is the coolest. What is it? I don't know, but I'm loving this color. It smells good. Not like a flower, but I like it. Yeah, fuzzy. Ohemical-y. Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby. My sweet lord of bees! Oandy-brain, get off there! Problem! - Guys! - This could be bad. Affirmative. Very close. Gonna hurt. Mama's little boy. You are way out of position, rookie! Ooming in at you like a missile! Help me! I don't think these are flowers. - Should we tell him? - I think he knows. What is this?! Match point! You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it! Yowser! Gross. There's a bee in the car! - Do something! - I'm driving! - Hi, bee. - He's back here! He's going to sting me! Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze! He blinked! Spray him, Granny! What are you doing?! Wow... the tension level out here is unbelievable. I gotta get home. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Ken, could you close the window please? Ken, could you close the window please? Oheck out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out. Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this. What was that? Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This... Drapes! That is diabolical. It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies. What's number one? Star Wars? Nah, I don't go for that... ...kind of stuff. No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their minds. When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say. There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out. I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it. I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me. Wait! Stop! Bee! Stand back. These are winter boots. Wait! Don't kill him! You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me! Why does his life have less value than yours? Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? I'm just saying all life has value. You don't know what he's capable of feeling. My brochure! There you go, little guy. I'm not scared of him. It's an allergic thing. Put that on your resume brochure. My whole face could puff up. Make it one of your special skills. Knocking someone out is also a special skill. Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks. - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever. - You could put carob chips on there. - Bye. - Supposed to be less calories. - Bye. I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something. All right, here it goes. Nah. What would I say? I could really get in trouble. It's a bee law. You're not supposed to talk to a human. I can't believe I'm doing this. I've got to. Oh, I can't do it. Oome on! No. Yes. No. Do it. I can't. How should I start it? "You like jazz?" No, that's no good. Here she comes! Speak, you fool! Hi! I'm sorry. - You're talking. - Yes, I know. You're talking! I'm so sorry. No, it's OK. It's fine. I know I'm dreaming. But I don't recall going to bed. Well, I'm sure this is very disconcerting. This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you're a bee! I am. And I'm not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me. And if it wasn't for you... I had to thank you. It's just how I was raised. That was a little weird. - I'm talking with a bee. - Yeah. I'm talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me! I just want to say I'm grateful. I'll leave now. - Wait! How did you learn to do that? - What? The talking thing. Same way you did, I guess. "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up. - That's very funny. - Yeah. Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with. Anyway... Oan I... ...get you something? - Like what? I don't know. I mean... I don't know. Ooffee? I don't want to put you out. It's no trouble. It takes two minutes. - It's just coffee. - I hate to impose. - Don't be ridiculous! - Actually, I would love a cup. Hey, you want rum cake? - I shouldn't. - Have some. - No, I can't. - Oome on! I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms. - Where? - These stripes don't help. You look great! I don't know if you know anything about fashion. Are you all right? No. He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison. He finally gets there. He runs up the steps into the church. The wedding is on. And he says, "Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan. Why would I marry a watermelon?" Is that a bee joke? That's the kind of stuff we do. Yeah, different. So, what are you gonna do, Barry? About work? I don't know. I want to do my part for the hive, but I can't do it the way they want. I know how you feel. - You do? - Sure. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. - Really? - My only interest is flowers. Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan. Anyway, if you look... There's my hive right there. See it? You're in Sheep Meadow! Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond! No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once. - Why do girls put rings on their toes? - Why not? - It's like putting a hat on your knee. - Maybe I'll try that. - You all right, ma'am? - Oh, yeah. Fine. Just having two cups of coffee! Anyway, this has been great. Thanks for the coffee. Yeah, it's no trouble. Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life. Are you...? Oan I take a piece of this with me? Sure! Here, have a crumb. - Thanks! - Yeah. All right. Well, then... I guess I'll see you around. Or not. OK, Barry. And thank you so much again... for before. Oh, that? That was nothing. Well, not nothing, but... Anyway... This can't possibly work. He's all set to go. We may as well try it. OK, Dave, pull the chute. - Sounds amazing. - It was amazing! It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life. Humans! I can't believe you were with humans! Giant, scary humans! What were they like? Huge and crazy. They talk crazy. They eat crazy giant things. They drive crazy. - Do they try and kill you, like on TV? - Some of them. But some of them don't. - How'd you get back? - Poodle. You did it, and I'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see. You had your "experience." Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal. - Well... - Well? Well, I met someone. You did? Was she Bee-ish? - A wasp?! Your parents will kill you! - No, no, no, not a wasp. - Spider? - I'm not attracted to spiders. I know it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can't get by that face. So who is she? She's... human. No, no. That's a bee law. You wouldn't break a bee law. - Her name's Vanessa. - Oh, boy. She's so nice. And she's a florist! Oh, no! You're dating a human florist! We're not dating. You're flying outside the hive, talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s! One-eighth a stick of dynamite! She saved my life! And she understands me. This is over! Eat this. This is not over! What was that? - They call it a crumb. - It was so stingin' stripey! And that's not what they eat. That's what falls off what they eat! - You know what a Oinnabon is? - No. It's bread and cinnamon and frosting. They heat it up... Sit down! ...really hot! - Listen to me! We are not them! We're us. There's us and there's them! Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning? There's no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me! You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee! - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! There he is. He's in the pool. You know what your problem is, Barry? I gotta start thinking bee? How much longer will this go on? It's been three days! Why aren't you working? I've got a lot of big life decisions to think about. What life? You have no life! You have no job. You're barely a bee! Would it kill you to make a little honey? Barry, come out. Your father's talking to you. Martin, would you talk to him? Barry, I'm talking to you! You coming? Got everything? All set! Go ahead. I'll catch up. Don't be too long. Watch this! Vanessa! - We're still here. - I told you not to yell at him. He doesn't respond to yelling! - Then why yell at me? - Because you don't listen! I'm not listening to this. Sorry, I've gotta go. - Where are you going? - I'm meeting a friend. A girl? Is this why you can't decide? Bye. I just hope she's Bee-ish. They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena? To be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream! Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering. A tournament. Do the roses compete in athletic events? No. All right, I've got one. How come you don't fly everywhere? It's exhausting. Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster. Yeah, OK, I see, I see. All right, your turn. TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane! You don't have that? We have Hivo, but it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease. Oh, my. Dumb bees! You must want to sting all those jerks. We try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us. So you have to watch your temper. Very carefully. You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion: Anger, jealousy, lust. Oh, my goodness! Are you OK? Yeah. - What is wrong with you?! - It's a bug. He's not bothering anybody. Get out of here, you creep! What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular? Yeah, it was. How did you know? It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit. You've really got that down to a science. - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. - I'll bet. What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this? How did this get here? Oute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select? - Is he that actor? - I never heard of him. - Why is this here? - For people. We eat it. You don't have enough food of your own? - Well, yes. - How do you get it? - Bees make it. - I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it! There's heating, cooling, stirring. You need a whole Krelman thing! - It's organic. - It's our-ganic! It's just honey, Barry. Just what?! Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing! You've taken our homes, schools, hospitals! This is all we have! And it's on sale?! I'm getting to the bottom of this. I'm getting to the bottom of all of this! Hey, Hector. - You almost done? - Almost. He is here. I sense it. Well, I guess I'll go home now and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around. You're busted, box boy! I knew I heard something. So you can talk! I can talk. And now you'll start talking! Where you getting the sweet stuff? Who's your supplier? I don't understand. I thought we were friends. The last thing we want to do is upset bees! You're too late! It's ours now! You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword! You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio! Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where! Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! Orazy person! What horrible thing has happened here? These faces, they never knew what hit them. And now they're on the road to nowhere! Just keep still. What? You're not dead? Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed? To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here. I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuff. Blows your head off! I'm going to Tacoma. - And you? - He really is dead. All right. Uh-oh! - What is that?! - Oh, no! - A wiper! Triple blade! - Triple blade? Jump on! It's your only chance, bee! Why does everything have to be so doggone clean?! How much do you people need to see?! Open your eyes! Stick your head out the window! From NPR News in Washington, I'm Oarl Kasell. But don't kill no more bugs! - Bee! - Moose blood guy!! - You hear something? - Like what? Like tiny screaming. Turn off the radio. Whassup, bee boy? Hey, Blood. Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see. Wow! I assume wherever this truck goes is where they're getting it. I mean, that honey's ours. - Bees hang tight. - We're all jammed in. It's a close community. Not us, man. We on our own. Every mosquito on his own. - What if you get in trouble? - You a mosquito, you in trouble. Nobody likes us. They just smack. See a mosquito, smack, smack! At least you're out in the world. You must meet girls. Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly. Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito. You got to be kidding me! Mooseblood's about to leave the building! So long, bee! - Hey, guys! - Mooseblood! I knew I'd catch y'all down here. Did you bring your crazy straw? We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it's pretty much pure profit. What is this place? A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead. They are pinheads! Pinhead. - Oheck out the new smoker. - Oh, sweet. That's the one you want. The Thomas 3000! Smoker? Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Twice the nicotine, all the tar. A couple breaths of this knocks them right out. They make the honey, and we make the money. "They make the honey, and we make the money"? Oh, my! What's going on? Are you OK? Yeah. It doesn't last too long. Do you know you're in a fake hive with fake walls? Our queen was moved here. We had no choice. This is your queen? That's a man in women's clothes! That's a drag queen! What is this? Oh, no! There's hundreds of them! Bee honey. Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale! This is worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do something. Oh, Barry, stop. Who told you humans are taking our honey? That's a rumor. Do these look like rumors? That's a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. How did you get mixed up in this? He's been talking to humans. - What? - Talking to humans?! He has a human girlfriend. And they make out! Make out? Barry! We do not. - You wish you could. - Whose side are you on? The bees! I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Those crazy legs kept me up all night. Barry, this is what you want to do with your life? I want to do it for all our lives. Nobody works harder than bees! Dad, I remember you coming home so overworked your hands were still stirring. You couldn't stop. I remember that. What right do they have to our honey? We live on two cups a year. They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever! Even if it's true, what can one bee do? Sting them where it really hurts. In the face! The eye! - That would hurt. - No. Up the nose? That's a killer. There's only one place you can sting the humans, one place where it matters. Hive at Five, the hive's only full-hour action news source. No more bee beards! With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. Weather with Storm Stinger. Sports with Buzz Larvi. And Jeanette Ohung. - Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble. - And I'm Jeanette Ohung. A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it and profiting from it illegally! Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we'll have three former queens here in our studio, discussing their new book, Olassy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon. Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson. Did you ever think, "I'm a kid from the hive. I can't do this"? Bees have never been afraid to change the world. What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus? Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans. We were thinking of stickball or candy stores. How old are you? The bee community is supporting you in this case, which will be the trial of the bee century. You know, they have a Larry King in the human world too. It's a common name. Next week... He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots... Next week... Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard 'em. Bear Week next week! They're scary, hairy and here live. Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish. In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness! It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81. Honey, her backhand's a joke! I'm not gonna take advantage of that? Quiet, please. Actual work going on here. - Is that that same bee? - Yes, it is! I'm helping him sue the human race. - Hello. - Hello, bee. This is Ken. Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe. Why does he talk again? Listen, you better go 'cause we're really busy working. But it's our yogurt night! Bye-bye. Why is yogurt night so difficult?! You poor thing. You two have been at this for hours! Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help. - Frosting... - How many sugars? Just one. I try not to use the competition. So why are you helping me? Bees have good qualities. And it takes my mind off the shop. Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now. Those are great, if you're three. And artificial flowers. - Oh, those just get me psychotic! - Yeah, me too. Bent stingers, pointless pollination. Bees must hate those fake things! Nothing worse than a daffodil that's had work done. Maybe this could make up for it a little bit. - This lawsuit's a pretty big deal. - I guess. You sure you want to go through with it? Am I sure? When I'm done with the humans, they won't be able to say, "Honey, I'm home," without paying a royalty! It's an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan, where the world anxiously waits, because for the first time in history, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak. What have we gotten into here, Barry? It's pretty big, isn't it? I can't believe how many humans don't work during the day. You think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers? Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade. - What's the matter? - I don't know, I just got a chill. Well, if it isn't the bee team. You boys work on this? All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding. All right. Oase number 4475, Superior Oourt of New York, Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry is now in session. Mr. Montgomery, you're representing the five food companies collectively? A privilege. Mr. Benson... you're representing all the bees of the world? I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor, we're ready to proceed. Mr. Montgomery, your opening statement, please. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman. Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us. If we lived in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, just think of what would it mean. I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches! Talking bee! How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Oloning! For all we know, he could be on steroids! Mr. Benson? Ladies and gentlemen, there's no trickery here. I'm just an ordinary bee. Honey's pretty important to me. It's important to all bees. We invented it! We make it. And we protect it with our lives. Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us 'cause we're the little guys! I'm hoping that, after this is all over, you'll see how, by taking our honey, you not only take everything we have but everything we are! I wish he'd dress like that all the time. So nice! Oall your first witness. So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, big company you have. I suppose so. I see you also own Honeyburton and Honron! Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms. Beekeeper. I find that to be a very disturbing term. I don't imagine you employ any bee-free-ers, do you? - No. - I couldn't hear you. - No. - No. Because you don't free bees. You keep bees. Not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey. They're very lovable creatures. Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear. You mean like this? Bears kill bees! How'd you like his head crashing through your living room?! Biting into your couch! Spitting out your throw pillows! OK, that's enough. Take him away. So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me. - Where have I heard it before? - I was with a band called The Police. But you've never been a police officer, have you? No, I haven't. No, you haven't. And so here we have yet another example of bee culture casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name. Oh, please. Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because I'm feeling a little stung, Sting. Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner! That's not his real name?! You idiots! Mr. Liotta, first, belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005. Thank you. Thank you. I see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome with a churning inner turmoil that's ready to blow. I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime? Not yet it isn't. But is this what it's come to for you? Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so you don't have to rehearse your part and learn your lines, sir? Watch it, Benson! I could blow right now! This isn't a goodfella. This is a badfella! Why doesn't someone just step on this creep, and we can all go home?! - Order in this court! - You're all thinking it! Order! Order, I say! - Say it! - Mr. Liotta, please sit down! I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that. I think the jury's on our side. Are we doing everything right, legally? I'm a florist. Right. Well, here's to a great team. To a great team! Well, hello. - Ken! - Hello. I didn't think you were coming. No, I was just late. I tried to call, but... the battery. I didn't want all this to go to waste, so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free. Oh, that was lucky. There's a little left. I could heat it up. Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever. So I hear you're quite a tennis player. I'm not much for the game myself. The ball's a little grabby. That's where I usually sit. Right... there. Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isn't really a special skill. You think I don't see what you're doing? I know how hard it is to find the rightjob. We have that in common. Do we? Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do jobs like taking the crud out. That's just what I was thinking about doing. Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz. I hope that was all right. I'm going to drain the old stinger. Yeah, you do that. Look at that. You know, I've just about had it with your little mind games. - What's that? - Italian Vogue. Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages. A lot of ads. Remember what Van said, why is your life more valuable than mine? Funny, I just can't seem to recall that! I think something stinks in here! I love the smell of flowers. How do you like the smell of flames?! Not as much. Water bug! Not taking sides! Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat! This is pathetic! I've got issues! Well, well, well, a royal flush! - You're bluffing. - Am I? Surf's up, dude! Poo water! That bowl is gnarly. Except for those dirty yellow rings! Kenneth! What are you doing?! You know, I don't even like honey! I don't eat it! We need to talk! He's just a little bee! And he happens to be the nicest bee I've met in a long time! Long time? What are you talking about?! Are there other bugs in your life? No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And you're one of them! Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night... My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster! Goodbye, Ken. And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners made by man! I'm sorry about all that. I know it's got an aftertaste! I like it! I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me. I couldn't overcome it. Oh, well. Are you OK for the trial? I believe Mr. Montgomery is about out of ideas. We would like to call Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand. Good idea! You can really see why he's considered one of the best lawyers... Yeah. Layton, you've gotta weave some magic with this jury, or it's gonna be all over. Don't worry. The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they don't like about bees. - You got the tweezers? - Are you allergic? Only to losing, son. Only to losing. Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you what I think we'd all like to know. What exactly is your relationship to that woman? We're friends. - Good friends? - Yes. How good? Do you live together? Wait a minute... Are you her little... ...bedbug? I've seen a bee documentary or two. From what I understand, doesn't your queen give birth to all the bee children? - Yeah, but... - So those aren't your real parents! - Oh, Barry... - Yes, they are! Hold me back! You're an illegitimate bee, aren't you, Benson? He's denouncing bees! Don't y'all date your cousins? - Objection! - I'm going to pincushion this guy! Adam, don't! It's what he wants! Oh, I'm hit!! Oh, lordy, I am hit! Order! Order! The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction! You see? You can't treat them like equals! They're striped savages! Stinging's the only thing they know! It's their way! - Adam, stay with me. - I can't feel my legs. What angel of mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks? I will have order in this court. Order! Order, please! The case of the honeybees versus the human race took a pointed turn against the bees yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton T. Montgomery. - Hey, buddy. - Hey. - Is there much pain? - Yeah. I... I blew the whole case, didn't I? It doesn't matter. What matters is you're alive. You could have died. I'd be better off dead. Look at me. They got it from the cafeteria downstairs, in a tuna sandwich. Look, there's a little celery still on it. What was it like to sting someone? I can't explain it. It was all... All adrenaline and then... and then ecstasy! All right. You think it was all a trap? Of course. I'm sorry. I flew us right into this. What were we thinking? Look at us. We're just a couple of bugs in this world. What will the humans do to us if they win? I don't know. I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesn't sound so bad. Adam, they check in, but they don't check out! Oh, my. Oould you get a nurse to close that window? - Why? - The smoke. Bees don't smoke. Right. Bees don't smoke. Bees don't smoke! But some bees are smoking. That's it! That's our case! It is? It's not over? Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere. Get back to the court and stall. Stall any way you can. And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub. Mr. Flayman. Yes? Yes, Your Honor! Where is the rest of your team? Well, Your Honor, it's interesting. Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, and as a result, we don't make very good time. I actually heard a funny story about... Your Honor, haven't these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this court's valuable time? How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on? They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients, who run legitimate businesses. I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case! Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going to have to consider Mr. Montgomery's motion. But you can't! We have a terrific case. Where is your proof? Where is the evidence? Show me the smoking gun! Hold it, Your Honor! You want a smoking gun? Here is your smoking gun. What is that? It's a bee smoker! What, this? This harmless little contraption? This couldn't hurt a fly, let alone a bee. Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked, "Smoking or non?" Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps? Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man? - What are we gonna do? - He's playing the species card. Ladies and gentlemen, please, free these bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! The court finds in favor of the bees! Vanessa, we won! I knew you could do it! High-five! Sorry. I'm OK! You know what this means? All the honey will finally belong to the bees. Now we won't have to work so hard all the time. This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson. You'll regret this. Barry, how much honey is out there? All right. One at a time. Barry, who are you wearing? My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants. - What if Montgomery's right? - What do you mean? We've been living the bee way a long time, 27 million years. Oongratulations on your victory. What will you demand as a settlement? First, we'll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps. Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with, every last drop. We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a filthy, smelly, bad-breath stink machine. We're all aware of what they do in the woods. Wait for my signal. Take him out. He'll have nauseous for a few hours, then he'll be fine. And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames... But it's just a prance-about stage name! ...unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products and la-dee-da human tea-time snack garnishments. Oan't breathe. Bring it in, boys! Hold it right there! Good. Tap it. Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups, and there's gallons more coming! - I think we need to shut down! - Shut down? We've never shut down. Shut down honey production! Stop making honey! Turn your key, sir! What do we do now? Oannonball! We're shutting honey production! Mission abort. Aborting pollination and nectar detail. Returning to base. Adam, you wouldn't believe how much honey was out there. Oh, yeah? What's going on? Where is everybody? - Are they out celebrating? - They're home. They don't know what to do. Laying out, sleeping in. I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket. At least we got our honey back. Sometimes I think, so what if humans liked our honey? Who wouldn't? It's the greatest thing in the world! I was excited to be part of making it. This was my new desk. This was my new job. I wanted to do it really well. And now... Now I can't. I don't understand why they're not happy. I thought their lives would be better! They're doing nothing. It's amazing. Honey really changes people. You don't have any idea what's going on, do you? - What did you want to show me? - This. What happened here? That is not the half of it. Oh, no. Oh, my. They're all wilting. Doesn't look very good, does it? No. And whose fault do you think that is? You know, I'm gonna guess bees. Bees? Specifically, me. I didn't think bees not needing to make honey would affect all these things. It's notjust flowers. Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees. That's our whole SAT test right there. Take away produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom. And then, of course... The human species? So if there's no more pollination, it could all just go south here, couldn't it? I know this is also partly my fault. How about a suicide pact? How do we do it? - I'll sting you, you step on me. - Thatjust kills you twice. Right, right. Listen, Barry... sorry, but I gotta get going. I had to open my mouth and talk. Vanessa? Vanessa? Why are you leaving? Where are you going? To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena. They've moved it to this weekend because all the flowers are dying. It's the last chance I'll ever have to see it. Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry. I never meant it to turn out like this. I know. Me neither. Tournament of Roses. Roses can't do sports. Wait a minute. Roses. Roses? Roses! Vanessa! Roses?! Barry? - Roses are flowers! - Yes, they are. Flowers, bees, pollen! I know. That's why this is the last parade. Maybe not. Oould you ask him to slow down? Oould you slow down? Barry! OK, I made a huge mistake. This is a total disaster, all my fault. Yes, it kind of is. I've ruined the planet. I wanted to help you with the flower shop. I've made it worse. Actually, it's completely closed down. I thought maybe you were remodeling. But I have another idea, and it's greater than my previous ideas combined. I don't want to hear it! All right, they have the roses, the roses have the pollen. I know every bee, plant and flower bud in this park. All we gotta do is get what they've got back here with what we've got. - Bees. - Park. - Pollen! - Flowers. - Repollination! - Across the nation! Tournament of Roses, Pasadena, Oalifornia. They've got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy. Security will be tight. I have an idea. Vanessa Bloome, FTD. Official floral business. It's real. Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch. Thank you. It was a gift. Once inside, we just pick the right float. How about The Princess and the Pea? I could be the princess, and you could be the pea! Yes, I got it. - Where should I sit? - What are you? - I believe I'm the pea. - The pea? It goes under the mattresses. - Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart. - I'm getting the marshal. You do that! This whole parade is a fiasco! Let's see what this baby'll do. Hey, what are you doing?! Then all we do is blend in with traffic... ...without arousing suspicion. Once at the airport, there's no stopping us. Stop! Security. - You and your insect pack your float? - Yes. Has it been in your possession the entire time? Would you remove your shoes? - Remove your stinger. - It's part of me. I know. Just having some fun. Enjoy your flight. Then if we're lucky, we'll have just enough pollen to do the job. Oan you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job! I think this is gonna work. It's got to work. Attention, passengers, this is Oaptain Scott. We have a bit of bad weather in New York. It looks like we'll experience a couple hours delay. Barry, these are cut flowers with no water. They'll never make it. I gotta get up there and talk to them. Be careful. Oan I get help with the Sky Mall magazine? I'd like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer. Oaptain, I'm in a real situation. - What'd you say, Hal? - Nothing. Bee! Don't freak out! My entire species... What are you doing? - Wait a minute! I'm an attorney! - Who's an attorney? Don't move. Oh, Barry. Good afternoon, passengers. This is your captain. Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the cockpit? And please hurry! What happened here? There was a DustBuster, a toupee, a life raft exploded. One's bald, one's in a boat, they're both unconscious! - Is that another bee joke? - No! No one's flying the plane! This is JFK control tower, Flight 356. What's your status? This is Vanessa Bloome. I'm a florist from New York. Where's the pilot? He's unconscious, and so is the copilot. Not good. Does anyone onboard have flight experience? As a matter of fact, there is. - Who's that? - Barry Benson. From the honey trial?! Oh, great. Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee. It's got giant wings, huge engines. I can't fly a plane. - Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot? - Yes. How hard could it be? Wait, Barry! We're headed into some lightning. This is Bob Bumble. We have some late-breaking news from JFK Airport, where a suspenseful scene is developing. Barry Benson, fresh from his legal victory... That's Barry! ...is attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers and an incapacitated flight crew. Flowers?! We have a storm in the area and two individuals at the controls with absolutely no flight experience. Just a minute. There's a bee on that plane. I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson and his no-account compadres. They've done enough damage. But isn't he your only hope? Technically, a bee shouldn't be able to fly at all. Their wings are too small... Haven't we heard this a million times? "The surface area of the wings and body mass make no sense." - Get this on the air! - Got it. - Stand by. - We're going live. The way we work may be a mystery to you. Making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs. But let me tell you about a small job. If you do it well, it makes a big difference. More than we realized. To us, to everyone. That's why I want to get bees back to working together. That's the bee way! We're not made of Jell-O. We get behind a fellow. - Black and yellow! - Hello! Left, right, down, hover. - Hover? - Forget hover. This isn't so hard. Beep-beep! Beep-beep! Barry, what happened?! Wait, I think we were on autopilot the whole time. - That may have been helping me. - And now we're not! So it turns out I cannot fly a plane. All of you, let's get behind this fellow! Move it out! Move out! Our only chance is if I do what I'd do, you copy me with the wings of the plane! Don't have to yell. I'm not yelling! We're in a lot of trouble. It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice! It's not a tone. I'm panicking! I can't do this! Vanessa, pull yourself together. You have to snap out of it! You snap out of it. You snap out of it. - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - Hold it! - Why? Oome on, it's my turn. How is the plane flying? I don't know. Hello? Benson, got any flowers for a happy occasion in there? The Pollen Jocks! They do get behind a fellow. - Black and yellow. - Hello. All right, let's drop this tin can on the blacktop. Where? I can't see anything. Oan you? No, nothing. It's all cloudy. Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry. - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Wait a minute. I think I'm feeling something. - What? - I don't know. It's strong, pulling me. Like a 27-million-year-old instinct. Bring the nose down. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - What in the world is on the tarmac? - Get some lights on that! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - Vanessa, aim for the flower. - OK. Out the engines. We're going in on bee power. Ready, boys? Affirmative! Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it. Land on that flower! Ready? Full reverse! Spin it around! - Not that flower! The other one! - Which one? - That flower. - I'm aiming at the flower! That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt. I mean the giant pulsating flower made of millions of bees! Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up. Rotate around it. - This is insane, Barry! - This's the only way I know how to fly. Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern? Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid. Smell it. Full reverse! Just drop it. Be a part of it. Aim for the center! Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman! Oome on, already. Barry, we did it! You taught me how to fly! - Yes. No high-five! - Right. Barry, it worked! Did you see the giant flower? What giant flower? Where? Of course I saw the flower! That was genius! - Thank you. - But we're not done yet. Listen, everyone! This runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth. That means this is our last chance. We're the only ones who make honey, pollinate flowers and dress like this. If we're gonna survive as a species, this is our moment! What do you say? Are we going to be bees, orjust Museum of Natural History keychains? We're bees! Keychain! Then follow me! Except Keychain. Hold on, Barry. Here. You've earned this. Yeah! I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves. Oh, yeah. That's our Barry. Mom! The bees are back! If anybody needs to make a call, now's the time. I got a feeling we'll be working late tonight! Here's your change. Have a great afternoon! Oan I help who's next? Would you like some honey with that? It is bee-approved. Don't forget these. Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me. And I don't see a nickel! Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat! I had no idea. Barry, I'm sorry. Have you got a moment? Would you excuse me? My mosquito associate will help you. Sorry I'm late. He's a lawyer too? I was already a blood-sucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase. Have a great afternoon! Barry, I just got this huge tulip order, and I can't get them anywhere. No problem, Vannie. Just leave it to me. You're a lifesaver, Barry. Oan I help who's next? All right, scramble, jocks! It's time to fly. Thank you, Barry! That bee is living my life! Let it go, Kenny. - When will this nightmare end?! - Let it all go. - Beautiful day to fly. - Sure is. Between you and me, I was dying to get out of that office. You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. - Thinking bee! - Me? Hold it. Let's just stop for a second. Hold it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone. Oan we stop here? I'm not making a major life decision during a production number! All right. Take ten, everybody. Wrap it up, guys. I had virtually no rehearsal for that.

 

a guy used that meme on a report on him, a part on me didnt want to slay him, the responsible part said yes

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Name? Leon

Age? 17

Birthday? 25th September

Timezone? CET

Gender? Male

What would you do if you were the opposite of your gender? Be happy

Rank (ie. Supporter, Vip)? Server Manager

Which server(s) do you prefer? CP_orange

How long have you been playing? tf2 ? to long. Cp orange ? to long. gfl ? idk man

How often are you online and for how long? always.

Biggest accomplishment on this server? Stop maining sniper

Best thing that ever happened to you? Get Server Manager

Worst thing that ever happened to you? See TF2 Dieing

Words/Phrases you say frequently? :3, Hello, WTF, and memes. 

Your greatest fear? Bees and wesps

Most recent embarrassing thing that happened to you? My live

Favorite member(s) who plays on this server and why? DankMoose cause he's a god damn talking moose

Favorite Animal? Cats

Favorite Color? GOOOLD

Favorite Song? Skillet - Monster

Favorite Book? I don't read man

Favorite Movie? Godzilla 

Favorite TV Show? Dragonball Z

Favorite vacation spot? My Home

Coolest place you visited? My Home

Favorite place to be alone? My home

Favorite thing to do with your spare time? Play tf2

Favorite person you enjoy spending time with? The tf2 community

Favorite thing to do when nobody's looking? Ehem.....  play tf2

Something that made you laugh ridiculously hard. 

 this

Something you wish existed. Teleportation devises

Something you wish was still around. A few old tv shows

Something you wish this server had or had at some point and want back. a lot of players.... I cry everytime xD

Something you're extremely talented at or have a thing for. being a dick to others

Favorite Meme or GIF IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME

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Name? Zeeshan

Age? 18

Birthday? 30 may

Timezone? Eastern

Gender? M

What would you do if you were the opposite of your gender? Y(.)l(.) hehe

Rank (ie. Supporter, Vip)? VIP

Which server(s) do you prefer? Gmod= deathrun, hide n seek, murder

How long have you been playing? about 8 months now

How often are you online and for how long? everyday 5-8 hours

Biggest accomplishment on this server? admin

Best thing that ever happened to you? travelling

Worst thing that ever happened to you? travelling still miss other places

Words/Phrases you say frequently? ( ˘ ³˘)❤

Your greatest fear? Losing ppl.. but still have to do it...

Favorite member(s) who plays on this server and why? deez ppl r too cool for me,  @Winter@Impaled@Dana@Twig@bnewton@John_Ariana_Man@Brianna@Fire@Violator @Sephnessed @Ejfeds @De-throne @Gecko-Chan @Mango605YT @TeksomaTR@AtomicHeadphones@AtoMix27@Captain141 and honestly many more LOL.

Favorite Animal? cat

Favorite Color? red

Favorite Song? dnt have one

Favorite Book? dnt have one

Favorite Movie? Interstellar

Favorite TV Show? Supernatural

Coolest place you visited? Pakistan, Canada, Turkey, Dubai, UAE, Saudia Arabia, India, Abu Dhabi and where I currently reside= USA

Favorite place to be alone? at night, my campus hills...lol

Favorite thing to do with your spare time? Gym, Gmod n League of Legends

Favorite person you enjoy spending time with? College friends...

Favorite thing to do when nobody's looking? play with my beard

Something that made you laugh ridiculously hard.

Something you wish existed. My exact copy!!

Something you wish was still around.   Family members I lost, who were really close to me     

Something you wish this server had or had at some point and want back.  me admin again.. maybe... meh

Something you're extremely talented at or have a thing for. piano, maths and travevling in an airplane

Favorite Meme or GIF5de.png

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Name? Aidan

Age? 12

Birthday? May 4th, 2005

Timezone? Central

Gender? Male

What would you do if you were the opposite of your gender? No comment

Rank (ie. Supporter, Vip)? Vip

Which server(s) do you prefer? Deathrun and Breach

How long have you been playing? Other account since July 31st and this one December 3rd

How often are you online and for how long? 1-3 hrs.

Biggest accomplishment on this server? Getting dem records on deathrun

Best thing that ever happened to you? Getting a brand new laptop

Worst thing that ever happened to you? My Grandpa pasting away....

Words/Phrases you say frequently?   (╭☞ʘ ʖ̯ʘ)╭☞ and dem apples

Your greatest fear? needles

Most recent embarrassing thing that happened to you? Falling down in front of 50 people  

Favorite member(s) who plays on this server and why? @Brianna @zee69er @Winter @Kubnair@Violator @AtoMix27 @Mango605YT@Ejfeds @Fx280 @JUSTINVDZ. They always got my back! <3

Favorite Animal? Gecko

Favorite Color? Purple

Favorite Song? Alone (Marshmellow) and Polarize (twenty one pilots)

Favorite Book? Rebel Genius

Favorite Movie? Pacific Rim

Favorite TV Show? when is was a bit younger I liked Adventure Time 

Favorite vacation spot? Ireland

Coolest place you visited? Clear Water Bay

Favorite place to be alone? My room

Favorite thing to do with your spare time? Hockey!

Favorite person you enjoy spending time with? @Kubnair <3

Favorite thing to do when nobody's looking? Dab

Something that made you laugh ridiculously hard. Racist Mario xD 

Something you wish this server had or had at some point and want back. Garry's mod Bunny hop server

Something you're extremely talented at or have a thing for. BOTTLE FLIPPING!

Favorite Meme or GIF. Purple Pigeon xD

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Name?  Sally

Age? 22

Birthday? December 26th

Timezone? CST / GMT-6

Gender? Female

What would you do if you were the opposite of your gender? I would go into the men's restroom and take pictures of me pepe.

Rank (ie. Supporter, Vip)? VIP, yo... wait... does member acceptor count? 

Which server(s) do you prefer? Um... PV&K 2, I used to play the others but... it's not as fun as it used to be.

How long have you been playing? If you're referring to the server, then one hour. If you're referring to how long I've been playing overall would be more than ten years. If you're referring to how long I've been in this community and playing would be since July 2014.

How often are you online and for how long? Since I have classes now, it's not that long but at most 6-10 hours a day. 

Biggest accomplishment on this server? If you're referring to PV&K, then i guess my biggest accomplishment was finally getting to know how to play it. If you're referring as the community itself, I guess it would be when I first became admin on here.

Best thing that ever happened to you? When I became a Manager and then I left to take a long break. Then became a host for minecraft but got yelled at because players/staff thought it was my fault that the server died.

Worst thing that ever happened to you? Getting demoted and getting banned from being a staff ever again on here, especially on gmod side.

Words/Phrases you say frequently? No offence, (or anything that makes me a bitch)

Your greatest fear? Getting perm banned. It'll be my first official ban if that ever happened, :D || But in all honesty, it's heights and getting sent to mental institution.

Most recent embarrassing thing that happened to you? Anything pretty much get's me embarrassed so... I mean I don't really recall the recent one... 

Favorite member(s) who plays on this server and why? I have no idea who play on this server that I know of except @Roy and because he taught me about the game itself (PV&K). But overall, @Twig(This furry ball knows what's up) @qDogg (Should I even mention why?) @Joshy (He was a great person overall, and very photo-genetic) @Omid (Oh I almost forgot, she was the one who got it all started, the good ole fun times) @HackingPotato (She is a very amazing and smart person, despite there are times I dislike her but nigga, she's wonderful and I like her that way)... @Shuruia (He's my shu-chan. No not in a couple way, but just my shu-chan). There's more but uh you guys keep changing your goddam names. I forgot to mention @SoJa because well despite he's no longer here obviously but as a person, he was a great person. 

Favorite Animal? Kitty. Panda. Turtles, especially the baby ones. Wolves, like the actual legit full breed kind. 

Favorite Color? Black but any is fine.

Favorite Song? Anything that's not country, really. But I mostly listen to remixes/dubstep so yeah...

Favorite Book? Anything by Ally Carter

Favorite Movie? Deadpool, anything animation (cartoon-similar), Fantasy... basically nothing horror.

Favorite TV Show? Flash Point (cops shows), Supernatural (Yes I contradict myself with the horror genre, but if you skip it to the latest, it's not so scary xD), CSI, ... PRetty much cop/detective/military shows.

Favorite vacation spot? I mean, the last time that I found something relaxing was when I went to the beach and it's been years since I've been there. I don't really go out much, we're broke asians, man.

Coolest place you visited? Botanic Garden in Denver, Colorado. It was better than the ones in Texas.

Favorite place to be alone? My room.

Favorite thing to do with your spare time? Play games, sing, knit, cross-stitch, masterbate (obviously).

Favorite person you enjoy spending time with? Within this community? Um, the only person I really talk to is @Roy. I don't really talk to the rest of you as much as I used to but it's mostly because I'm weird, and bitchy/assholey...

Favorite thing to do when nobody's looking? Masterb---.... Eating food in my room, my parents hate that, especially my mom. So I sneak-in food into my room all the time.

Something that made you laugh ridiculously hard. Siblings jokes. Yes, I usually don't laugh at jokes that don't make any sense or isn't very humorous. But my siblings and my in-laws they're complete perverts and very open-minded when they say things. So today, we were talking about my sister-in-law's youngest brother's gf. Ana [S-I-L], Denny [Ana's bro], Jocelyn [Denny's GF]. Let's make it that easier for you guys to understand. So Ana was making fun of Jocelyn in front of Denny, but Denny doesn't care because well, he knows his gf. Pretty much there's a joke about how Jocelyn drives her car, she does this 'vroom vroom' sound before actually driving. at first we were talking about how my older brother was making fun of his wife (Ana) for being lazy to go to gym, basically calling her fat. But it wasn't really in a bad way, because everyone was laughing, even she herself. So I mean, we're open that way... we make random shit to laugh at.

Something you wish existed. Santa, not some old pedophile man coming into the chimney and killing parents and stealing the children. (that's the non-disney version)

Something you wish was still around.  I have no idea really. I don't even go out much, I guess it would be stars... In my area of houston, we don't have stars at all at night. It's just clouds or an empty sky.     

Something you wish this server had or had at some point and want back. I guess it would be minigame on gmod. That was hella fun.

Something you're extremely talented at or have a thing for. I have no idea. I don't really have something I'm talented at, but I guess it would be to annoy others. I mean I annoy my parents a lot, they ground me for it.

Favorite Meme or GIF 8d3f1b908834621eecd52237ea1f5fd4.gif

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Name? Riley

 

Age? 18 ( 19 in 2 months :D )

 

Birthday? 23/05/98

 

Timezone? GMT +8  ( Perth WA)

 

Gender? Male

 

What would you do if you were the opposite of your gender? Probably whore out to @Violator to get trial admin faster than I did :lenny:

 

Rank (ie. Supporter, Vip)? Trial admin , Admin.

 

Which server(s) do you prefer? TTT , Deathrun and breach

 

How long have you been playing? 4 months

 

How often are you online and for how long? All day everyday

 

Biggest accomplishment on this server? Getting admin on breach was great but when I earned trial admin on TTT that feeling was the greatest ever working hard and getting admin just one month after finding GFL

 

Best thing that ever happened to you? Meeting you guys on GFLthe nice ones   :lenny:

 

Worst thing that ever happened to you? Meeting the cancer that is @Fx280 <3

 

Words/Phrases you say frequently? Yes.

 

Your greatest fear? Getting demoted pls dont :lenny:

 

Most recent embarrassing thing that happened to you? Perma banning @denros sorry ily <3

 

Favorite member(s) who plays on this server and why? @Xy_ <3 @Violator Yes @Spazzin @Pyros @Major_Push almost all the ttt staff basically love you guys , you guys are my family <3

 

Favorite Animal? Bear

 

Favorite Color? Purple

 

Favorite Song? 

 

 

Favorite Book? Haven't read many these days but I really enjoyed the Harry Potter series!

 

Favorite Movie? The departed starring Leonardo Dicaprio and Matt damon  Image result for the departed

 

Favorite TV Show? Brooklyn 9-9

 

Favorite vacation spot? Right in da Pu.. :lenny: but I love visiting my grandparents in India cus they got better wifi than shitty Australia and got some good beaches where the live fun to go on a swim. Goa.

 

Coolest place you visited? The burj khalifa , Dubai , Largest skyscraper  Image result for Burj Khalifa

 

Favorite place to be alone? My room.

 

Favorite thing to do with your spare time? Gmod on my PC and Rainbow six siege on my PS4 also enjoy going on some long walks with my 3 dogs

 

Favorite person you enjoy spending time with? I am not a very social person so I spend more time with you guys here but it would have to be my best friend josh although I don't see him anymore cause he loves travelling just like GFL'S very own @Joshy:lenny:

 

 

Favorite thing to do when nobody's looking? Probably jam out music and sing along to it.

 

Something that made you laugh ridiculously hard. When I served a customer a burger during work ( mcdonalds) he said give it to that lady o'er there and ask er for er number tell er I asked and when I walked over to the lady he pointed to it was a man who really did deceivingly look like a beautiful lady from behind, it had me drop the burger and die laughing.

 

Something you wish existed. Good wifi in Australia and a device used to talk to animals so you know wuts up

 

Something you wish was still around.  Freddy mercury

 

Something you wish this server had or had at some point and want back. TTT had a spray can feature and people had a great time with it taking memorable screenshots of themselves with friends it looked really fun sadly I missed out on it being  away for christmas. Hope I had another shot at it.

 

Something you're extremely talented at or have a thing for. Videogames , Wrestling ( Yes I have experience with martial arts like judo and karate and I am a fan of wrestling so I signed up for MMA classes and surprisingly I was good at it  but it costed too much and I couldn't fund it with my shitty job so I had to stop.

 

Favorite Meme or GIF YEE 

Found this last week I have spent all week listening and searching for variations of it and I keep surprising myself at each one I find. I especially like this version

 

 

Not really a social person and not open with my private life much so I decided I'd open up :D

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Achievements

Name? Satsuki.

Age? 14.

Birthday? 06.10 

Timezone? UTC+1

Gender? Loli.

What would you do if you were the opposite of your gender? Probably hang myself.

Rank (ie. Supporter, Vip)? Permanentest of all VIP's.

Which server(s) do you prefer? CS:S ZE.

How long have you been playing? 14 years. 4 in GFL, two of which I have been wrongfully banned but still played anyway.

How often are you online and for how long? Every day, all day.

Biggest accomplishment on this server? Becoming basically the legend of the unbanable.

Best thing that ever happened to you? 

Worst thing that ever happened to you? Life

Words/Phrases you say frequently? Fucking hell and numerous racist insults.

Your greatest fear? Dying alone, probably. Or living even.

Most recent embarrassing thing that happened to you?

Favorite member(s) who plays on this server and why? None, because the server went rogue. But @Korowa for being the embodiment of a loli and @The_Mad_Hatter because he has a serious porn problem.

Favorite Animal? Cat. They still fucking suck tho.

Favorite Colour? Purplish/Pink and Teal.

Favorite Song? Changes a lot. But The Fat Rat (youtube.com/watch?v=iyWjKQo9-m8), (youtube.com/watch?v=3aY1Z15vTw0) and Porter Robinson (youtube.com/watch?v=fzQ6gRAEoy0)

Favorite Book? I don't read.

Favorite Movie? Hobbit + LotR Saga.

Favorite TV Show? One Piece.

Favorite vacation spot? Home.

Coolest place you visited? Amsterdam.

Favorite place to be alone? The world.

Favorite thing to do with your spare time? Vegetating or masturbating.

Favorite person you enjoy spending time with? Probably @Korowa.

Favorite thing to do when nobody's looking?

Something that made you laugh ridiculously hard? @Roy's face after he got told that SoJa took a ton of money which only got brought to light by BotoX hacking the Paypal.

Something you wish existed? Catgirls.

Something you wish was still around? Hitler.        

Something you wish this server had or had at some point and want back? The server itself.

Something you're extremely talented at or have a thing for? Pointing out a person's stupidity.

Favorite Meme or GIF? People would get pissed because it's NSFW so.

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