Smiles 127 / 3,262 Report Post Posted February 18, 2017 Once upon a time in 1930 Merica a man named Johnathan J John Johnsonson the first and was about 6.5. He was a brave strong man, but sadly he was born with 5% brain cells. He was diagnosed as mentally retarded and Legally dead, But that didn't stop from joining the U.S Navy. So he did the boot camp for 3 months and was now in the navy, by this time he was 8. 10 years later he was deployed on a trip to Russia but was ambushed by the japapaneseians. His whole ship was on fire, Everyone on board was on fire, even a glass of water was on fire on board the ship... Thats how on fire the ship was. Anyway the ship sank and Johnathan was captured by the japapanesians and help captive in a japanesian jail. While in jail John met another man by the name of Snek, Snek taught him the way of neck snapping. Soon John when on a neck snapping spree and snapped around 651 necks in the jail and escaped. When the enemy reinforcements arrived, they never seen so many necks snapped. Twas a nightmare to them, anyway he escaped and made his way to a village. There he decided to go and blend in with the natives, He learned their language in 5 minutes and learned all their things in their culture. 1 year later he married and had a so and was happy to his life he forgot all about his old life. Then when all was good, MERICA came into his village, and saved Johnathan with FREEDOM and guns and stuff. But one of the soldiers was about to kill his wife and son, so he charged and saved them but was shot 25 times in the chest. He fell into the arms of a general and told him with his dying breath and said "Please take my wife and son and take them some where safe, not MERICA because thats gay take em like to England of something so he can learn manners and also learn to hate merica for no reason". He then died, so the general took his wife and soon and delivered them to England where they were taken in by a bunch of rich people. The mother of Johns son soon died of Super Cancer... its like cancer but SUPER. Anyway the son was raised by the rich people since they did not have a child. His name is Jonasan J John Jonnsonson the second. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kubnair 1,158 / 17,225 Report Post Posted February 18, 2017 I am loving these but they have nothing to do with breach so post these over here instead https://gflclan.com/forums/forum/104-off-topic-random-questions/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options... Achievements
Smiles 127 / 3,262 Report Post Posted February 18, 2017 It will... Soon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mundo 124 / 3,654 Report Post Posted February 18, 2017 2 hours ago, Kubnair said: I am loving these but they have nothing to do with breach so post these over here instead https://gflclan.com/forums/forum/104-off-topic-random-questions/ Let the man work Do you know how to make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kubnair 1,158 / 17,225 Report Post Posted February 19, 2017 6 hours ago, Mundo said: Let the man work Not saying no just telling him where to post these stories lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options... Achievements
