Leks 2,304 / 26,632 Report Post Posted April 19, 2017 Edited April 19, 2017 by Leks Disclaimer: nothing in this story is true, but you all know the truth @Roy idiot Two Mean Uncles Fingering to the Beat A Short Story by The Best Writer IN GFL Christian The Homosexual was thinking about Christine The Lesbo Dominatrix again. Christine was a xd Goober with fat dick and fat vagina. Christian walked over to the window and reflected on his really stupid surroundings. He had always loved stupid GFL with its splendid, shallow stupid directors. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel afraid. Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a xd figure of Christine The Lesbo Dominatrix. Christian gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a dumb, retarded, jizz drinker with fat dick and fat vagina. His friends saw him as an immense, impossible Idiot. Once, he had even revived a dying, SoJa. But not even a dumb person who had once revived a dying, SoJa, was prepared for what Christine had in store today. The hail pounded like chatting blue bottles, making Christian delighted. Christian grabbed a small af statue that had been strewn nearby; he massaged it with his fingers. As Christian stepped outside and Christine came closer, he could see the smiling glint in her eye. Christine gazed with the affection of 589 mentally disabled rich rabbits. She said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want chocolate." Christian looked back, even more delighted and still fingering the small af statue. "Christine, I love you," he replied. They looked at each other with healthy feelings, like two flaky, forgotten foxes gyrating at a very deranged funeral, which had electronic music playing in the background and two mean uncles fingering to the beat. Christian regarded Christine's fat dick and fat vagina. "I feel the same way!" revealed Christian with a delighted grin. Christine looked worried, her emotions blushing like a grieving, gleaming guillotine. Then Christine came inside for a nice drink of jizz. THE END Edited April 19, 2017 by Leks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
redmask565 13 / 1,815 Report Post Posted April 19, 2017 I have some words and these are the words because I have no more Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roy 10,832 / 0 Report Post Posted April 19, 2017 I hate you. Thanks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leks 2,304 / 26,632 Report Post Posted April 19, 2017 Just now, Roy said: I hate you. Thanks. I love you. You're welcome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monsoon 95 / 4,018 Report Post Posted April 19, 2017 Why did you do this and why haven't you been arrested for being too close to the school again? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Leks 2,304 / 26,632 Report Post Posted April 19, 2017 27 minutes ago, Monsoon said: Why did you do this and why haven't you been arrested for being too close to the school again? too much free time 1 minute ago, CrusTi said: I want die I can help you with that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...