breach Stupidest/Funniest Moments on Breach

[VilhjalmrF 2,099 / 30,684]

There are so many things that happens on breach. Some are funny, others are stupid, but most of the time its both. You can tell a story of your stupidest/funniest moments here on Breach. It can be screenshots, videos, or you can just write a paragraph about it.

Edited July 27, 2017 by Kite9867

[Kubnair 1,158 / 17,225]

it was pretty funny when i got on breach yesterday then realised i'm on breach then left

[Pyros 1,796 / 30,750]

when I got admin 

[Chormee 2,973 / 29,227]

When it was released.

[Aquaticfilly0 394 / 7,993]

when Kite forced me to join 

[VilhjalmrF 2,099 / 30,684]

10 minutes ago, Aquaticfilly0 said:

when Kite forced me to join 

Good times. And I remember how you always push me off the tower on TTT. Now that was not a good moment.

[Kunkko 132 / 4,386]

I don't have any funny stories for breach.  All I have breach is being forced on everyday for a month to revive it.

[annoying furry 6,300 / 63,950]

@MysticDovahkin was prank calling people over voice chat. That was a fucking great night. People actually WANTED to be in spectator mode.

[Aquaticfilly0 394 / 7,993]

25 minutes ago, Kite9867 said:

Good times. And I remember how you always push me off the tower on TTT. Now that was not a good moment.

What are you talking about? that was the best  moment

[Perpetrator 108 / 2,971]

i got on and was a class D, i was walking down a hallway to see an afk class d, so i went up to him and stared straight at him. Literally 2 seconds later I whipped around and see SCP-173. My response to this fine gentlemen was to greet him with "Well, shit". Then i blinked.

[NotSoFluffy 8 / 1,771]

Was an 049-2, having just been freshly cured by the plague daddy. I was sent to exterminate a few pests holed up near the Class D containment. They ended up hiding in the skull room. Easily broke the glass and crawled inside, proceeding to anally rape a whole trio of Class Ds who could do nothing but scramble about the tiny room.

 

Sadly, once in the room, you cannot easily crawl back out.

[Aquaticfilly0 394 / 7,993]

was a class D. I was trying to help reaserchers, but the guards came. The reaserchers and I had slammed a door in the teddy bear's face, and wernt letting it in. Before the guards killed me, I said 'theres an scp in there by the way.' then I was killed. They didnt listen to me and opened the door and died. I was there to greet them in death laughing like a maniac telling them they should have listened to me.

 

[Severely_Artistic 742 / 9,471]

Ah yes my favorite story to tell. This was on the old map with the melon.

 

I was a Researcher with a level 5 if I recall. I had gotten the melon with a partner and moved it into entrance zone. There had been around 8 SCPs, including 096 and a lot of zombies and around 5 were in a room. When the door open, I walked in with the melon and fucking 096 smacks it and everybody died in a beautiful explosion.

 

Good times.

[Cassie 1,226 / 23,060]

1 hour ago, NotSoFluffy said:

Was an 049-2, having just been freshly cured by the plague daddy. I was sent to exterminate a few pests holed up near the Class D containment. They ended up hiding in the skull room. Easily broke the glass and crawled inside, proceeding to anally rape a whole trio of Class Ds who could do nothing but scramble about the tiny room.

 

Sadly, once in the room, you cannot easily crawl back out.

One of them was me and I kinda fucked us all xD

I have a bunch of small stories. 

Whenever I'm class D or researcher and I'm the only one near the cells and then 173 comes out and I always say "Welp. Just kill me"

Today @John_Ariana_Man was 173 and @Xy_ and I were class Ds and we waited for him then he yelled at us. He blinded us but somehow Xy escaped. It's still a mystery. 

One time I was MTF and a reseacher RDMed me and another guy. I typed in chat as he shot us "No stop killing us!". After we we're dead he stopped for a moment and said "Fuck. Forgot I was researcher. "

049 was afk. I was MYF Commander. I went to 049 and started hitting him with a stunstick. As soon as I killed him, Xy came in with guns blazing and killed me. 

As 106, I tried to walk into a elevator with NTF in it and they shut the door on me and I died (This happens to a lot of people)

And finally, when Severely banned Cpt. Haxray for 1 minute for Memory Access Violation 

Edited June 26, 2017 by Duc2000

[VilhjalmrF 2,099 / 30,684]

6 minutes ago, Duc2000 said:

One of them was me and I kinda fucked us all xD

I have a bunch of small stories. 

Whenever I'm class D or researcher and I'm the only one near the cells and then 173 comes out and I always say "Welp. Just kill me"

Today @John_Ariana_Man was 173 and @Xy_ and I were class Ds and we waited for him then he yelled at us. He blinded us but somehow Xy escaped. It's still a mystery. 

One time I was MTF and a reseacher RDMed me and another guy. I typed in chat as he shot us "No stop killing us!". After we we're dead he stopped for a moment and said "Fuck. Forgot I was researcher. "

049 was afk. I was MYF Commander. I went to 049 and started hitting him with a stunstick. As soon as I killed him, Xy came in with guns blazing and killed me. 

As 106, I tried to walk into a elevator with NTF in it and they shut the door on me and I died (This happens to a lot of people)

And finally, when Severely banned Cpt. Haxray for 1 minute for Memory Access Violation 

I think I was there when 049 was AFK. We went down to his cage and started beating him with a stunstick. But right before he died, he was moved to spectator mode for being afk for too long.

Edited June 26, 2017 by Kite9867

[VilhjalmrF 2,099 / 30,684]

Do you guys know what everyone's favorite story is about? The Elevator. We have good times with those elevators. Am I right?

[Aquaticfilly0 394 / 7,993]

oohh do tell 

[Astro 451 / 10,622]

when I joined

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and never came back

[Aquaticfilly0 394 / 7,993]

Duc is an admin. I'm never going back (but congratz duc)

Edited June 27, 2017 by Aquaticfilly0

[Cyrix 5 / 1,648]

my funniest moment was when I was researcher, found a crowbar before grace period. 

Got rid of the Class D trash.