[IMPORTANT] The proper and non-proper uses of admin chat

[Cpt.Haxray 774 / 13,605]

Since this has become a rather rampant problem, I've taken action and decided to make a thread detailing the proper and non-proper uses of admin chat, for those that are not admins. 

 

Proper Uses of admin chat:

-Reporting bugs and exploits

-Dealing with a broken door, or someone breaking doors/closing doors on teammates

-Replying to an admin who has Private messaged you.

-Someone mic spamming/chat spamming while dead, and no other admins dead.

-A situation where you MUST get into contact with one of the admins on the server, and can't do it any other way.

 

Un-proper uses of admin chat:

-Reporting RDM(Use !report for that)

-Ghosting info to admins to try to report and ban them for ghosting.

-Telling them your admin/player ship fanasties.

-Sending insults to any admin staff who are on

-Complaining about players who aren't breaking rules. Yes, that includes Ripjaw. And Cold solider.

-Begging/asking for a sponsor. 

-Reporting admins to other admins. Use the forums for that.

-Begging/asking for a sponsor from someone you reported.

-Requests to slay everyone

-Requests to have sex.

-Telling Puns

-Requesting Xy's nudes. Thats only for members.

-Complaining about weapon or SCP balance. Use the forums for that.

-Suggesting new SCP ideas.

-Reading out Fan Fiction

-Asking for someone to call 911

-Requesting permission to prank call pizzerias on fridays.

-Asking which is better, tf2 or overwatch

-Advertising other servers

-Asking what the secret is

-Demanding your music suggestions get added

-DDos Threats

-To spam one admin's name over and over.

-To spam haxray's name over and over.

-To spam Ripjaw or any other user's name, over and over.

-Don't spam anything's name in admin chat.

-The lyrics to Rick Ashley's never going to give you up.

-A link to a recording of you singing rick ashley'sn ever gonna give you up.

-To  taunt admins you've killed.

-To talk about Vore.

-To talk about any kind of fetish

-To talk about anything related to sex.

-To demand links to pony related sexual material.

-To demand we add pony playermodels. It wont happen.

-To demand Containment is magic special round. Everytime you ask for it, it drives XY deeper into his programmer dungeon. Ask it too much and he will never come back out.

-To demand scp-682 nerfs

-Ask how to play World of warcraft

-Spam 'BECOME A MEMBER TODAY'.

-Spam 'BECOME AN ADMIN TODAY'

-Spam anything.

-To discuss your Pony/Furry/Homestuck/FNAF/Undertale/Dragonball/Sonic/SCP/Final Fanasty OC

-To discuss any kind of OC.

-To complain about unskippable ads.

-To ask us to get crunk.

-To clarify that ads are skippable when they're not.

-You're not allowed to use admin chat purely to add more things to this list

-To ask about the RP rules

-To ask if you prefer wine coolers or cool wine.

-To say hello to Haxray

-To threaten to report admins if they don't join the Deathmatch.

-To demand they worship lizards.

-To demand they worship ponies.

-To demand they worship anything.

-To ask them to open gate-B with commands.

-To ask them to open gate-a before the round even begins

-To ask them to change your role to CI. Which would be pointless as it would inform EVERYONE what you respawned as, but regardless, don't ask about it.

-To request that the respawn command be changed to hide what role you're respawned as.

-To complain about TFA weapons

-To ask about chat colors.

-To make bets on how fast you can get yourself banned. You always overestimate anyway.

-Try to confuse us about what SCPs are on the server.

-To make Dr.bright Memes

-To make any kind of meme.

-To screech.

-To ask us to spawn weapons for you

-To try to convert all admins on into bronies.

-To try to convert all admins on into furries.

-To try to convert all admins on to islam.

-To try to convert admins in any way, shape, or form.

-To convince admins to type 'Quit smoking' In console.

-To declare that you are 'the law'.

-To 'Rub your hand'.

-To announce 'FUCK COMMUNISM'

-To mock how no one knows if you're a Asian girl or a boy. No one cares. Also we all know you're a boy with a voice changer.

-Don't tell us about your life. If we cared, we would be working as therapists. 

-Don't ask for life advice. Idk why you would ask us to begin with, seeing as seem to be the biggest collection of "What not to do with your life".

 

 

Sad part is, you prob think these 'not to be used for' are all jokes, right? Nope, outside of the crossout one(and the one about 'intentionally to add to this list', all of the things on this list happened. So you can be sure ill prob be updating this list in the future.

 

 

 

Edited August 2, 2017 by Cpt.Haxray

[annoying furry 6,300 / 63,950]

Shitpost?

 

[Cpt.Haxray 774 / 13,605]

3 minutes ago, Xy_ said:

Shitpost?

 

 

A half shit post half 'im fed up of people abusing admin chat' post.

[Eli 708 / 11,596]

Need an admin? is someone breaking rules? Type @ and then your problem to get an admins help!

[Cpt.Haxray 774 / 13,605]

4 minutes ago, Eli said:

Need an admin? is someone breaking rules? Type @ and then your problem to get an admins help!

 

YOU FOOL YOU DOOMED US ALL.

[Pyros 1,796 / 30,750]

oh boy, time to do half of those   

Edited August 2, 2017 by Pyros
grammar

[EJ. 638 / 12,700]

Oh boy, my next trip to Breach is going to be mighty fun. 

[Cassie 1,226 / 23,060]

I have a few more NOT to do that I have seen:

-Don't tell us when you get SCP. We don't care. If we did, we could just press tab.

-Don't tell us about your life. If we cared, we would ask in chat.

-Don't ask for life advice.

-Don't ask how you play in admin chat. Read the MOTD and look at the numerous guides on the forums.

-Don't ask to be respawned unless you were rdmed, but still, don't ask. Report them and then an admin will respawn you.

-Don't use admin chat instead of chat because you were muted.

-Don't ask an admin why they did something.

-Don't tell an admin they are horrible at their job and should be demoted. If you have a real problem, go to Xy

-Don't use admin chat to tell admins they're fat @Aquaticfilly0 It hurts our feelings.

Edited August 2, 2017 by Duc2000

[Aquaticfilly0 394 / 7,993]

@Duc2000, you said yourself, your not fat, your puffy. If I cared about your feelings, I wouldn't do it. Now I know what to spam admins next. (I love you Duc)

[John Jeez Man 556 / 12,201]

I expect everyone to read this so if you do it, I'll kick you. for unreasonable use. 

[Roxie_Foxie 740 / 10,227]

To try to convert all admins on into furries.

 

 

Well well well....

Seems breech needs a new visitor.......

My work is never done

*Insert evil laugh*

[Mono 9 / 1,655]

A little bit of glowing text gets sand in your vagina, Haxray?

╭☞( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╭☞

[EJ. 638 / 12,700]

I WAS TOLD I CAN SAY WHATEVER I WANT IN ADMIN CHAT BECAUSE I AM A FORMER ADMIN AND AN ADMIN PET ACCORDING TO @Duc2000 SO ENJOY MY RANDOMNESS IN THE ADMIN CHAT (i don't fucking care if it's necro)

[annoying furry 6,300 / 63,950]

9 hours ago, EJ. said:

I WAS TOLD I CAN SAY WHATEVER I WANT IN ADMIN CHAT BECAUSE I AM A FORMER ADMIN AND AN ADMIN PET ACCORDING TO @Duc2000 SO ENJOY MY RANDOMNESS IN THE ADMIN CHAT (i don't fucking care if it's necro)

*warns for necro*