Putting Stuff in 914: GFL Edition

[Random Noise 375 / 10,936]

Output: Total chaos. Containment breaches are happening everywhere in all sites, and everyone is in lockdown mode.

I TOLD YOU WE SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THIS! -Dr. J

 

Input: A FUCKING ROCKET LAUNCHER BITCHES very fine

[Unoriginal Umbrella 18 / 1,981]

Output: A rocket launcher that has the same destructive power as a nuclear bomb. Testing against 682 is pending. 

Input: Gmod. Very Fine

[Random Noise 375 / 10,936]

Output: Another copy of Half Life 3.

It's so beautiful, it might as well be porn. Actually, I shall make it porn.  -Dr. L

Why do we even allow Dr. L to do these things? -Dr. P

 

Input: A Desert Eagle, a hat. 1:1

[Unoriginal Umbrella 18 / 1,981]

Output: A fedora that has the desert eagle attached to it. Its gun is fully operational and it can be reloaded. It's also quite fashionable

Input: A picture of William Birkin. Dr. B. Very Fine. 

 

note: Dr. B has been a fan of Resident Evil since1 he started working at the Foundation. He seems to have a very strong desire to be his favorite character, William Birkin. 

 

"Why are people at the Foundation wanting to be fictional characters?"- Dr. J

[Random Noise 375 / 10,936]

Output: A copy of each Resident Evil game, but with Dr. B as William Birkin.

At least he got what he wanted. -Dr. P

 

Input: Gabe Newell, a copy of Half Life 3. 1:1

[Unoriginal Umbrella 18 / 1,981]

Output: Half-Life 3, but Gabe Newell replaces Gordon Freeman. 

Input: All Resident Evil games. Gmod. Very Fine.

 

[Random Noise 375 / 10,936]

Output: Resident Evil, but it's multiplayer, and everyone hates each other.

 

Input: Sample of SCP-500-A, 100 different cancers. Fine

[Unoriginal Umbrella 18 / 1,981]

Output: Cells that cures all disease and grants cellular regeneration. Now classified as SCP-500-B.  

"The O5 Council's gonna love this."- Dr. J  

input: Umbrella Corp. logo. O5 Council. Very Fine.

 

[Random Noise 375 / 10,936]

Output: @Unoriginal Umbrella, but 10 times more intelligent and evil.

This is probably the worst outcome, but at least he's contained. -Dr. P

 

Input: A pickaxe, a diamond, a CD with a bunch of Minecraft paradies on it. 1:1

Edited June 1, 2018 by mario_the_man
Damn auto-correct

[Unoriginal Umbrella 18 / 1,981]

Output: A pixelated blue picaxe that resembles the one used in the game Minecraft. Every time the picaxe hits a surface. Minecraft parody songs play. The source of the sounds has not been found. 

Input: All Killzone games. SCP CB. very fine.

[Random Noise 375 / 10,936]

Output: Breach, but 10 times more toxic.

How do we even contain this one? -Dr. J

 

Input: A match stick (lit), a match stick (unlit), a candlestick (lit), a candlestick (unlit), and a virgin. Very fine.

Alright, who put a virgin into the request? -Dr. P

Edited June 1, 2018 by mario_the_man

[Unoriginal Umbrella 18 / 1,981]

Output: A humanoid completely made out of fire. Has nearly the same properties as SCP-457. Classified as SCP-457-B. 

Input: A copy of undertale. Very Fine.

[Random Noise 375 / 10,936]

Output: Sans and Papyrus. Investigations are ongoing as to their anomalous properties.

I've got a bone to pick with you. -Sans

 

Input: Every Nintendo console up to the Switch, @mario_the_man. 1:1

[Unoriginal Umbrella 18 / 1,981]

Output: All consoles appear normal, but If a game made by Nintendo or ported for the console is put in, @mario_the_man replaces the protagonist. Other than that no other changes have been made. 

Input: A picture of Hitler, a copy of Mein Kampf, and a General Grievous action figure. Very Fine.

 

[Random Noise 375 / 10,936]

Output: Mecha-Hitler, with armor that appears as indestructible as SCP-682. Testing is being done to find a way to destroy it. It is now known as SCP-3465.

 

Input: All current GFL staff, the O5 council. Very fine

[Unoriginal Umbrella 18 / 1,981]

Output: @Roy 

Input: A Kylo Ren action figure, and a Darth Vader action figure. Very Fine.

 

[Random Noise 375 / 10,936]

Output: @Roy

What do we do with these Roy's? -Dr. J

 

Input: An ak47, a statue of Putin and Stalin. 1:1

[Unoriginal Umbrella 18 / 1,981]

Output: A statue of both Stalin and Putin holding AK-47's. 

Input: A picture of Albert Wesker. Very Fine.

[Random Noise 375 / 10,936]

Output: Albert Wesker. Currently contained at Site-REDACTED.

 

Input: A banana, a watermelon, a bunch of memes. Rough

[Unoriginal Umbrella 18 / 1,981]

Output:  A mush of banana, watermelon, and memes. 

Input: A photo of William Birkin. Very Fine.