Best and Funny Moments on Breach

[VilhjalmrF 2,099 / 30,684]

I'm starting a new one up. Here you can describe your best/funny moments from the server. Or even post a video of your dumb moments. I'll go first.

939 was dumb enough to leave the melon out in the open so I grabbed it and put the melon in the corner where no one can see it. I taunted all 3 SCPs ( 682, 939, and 106 ) to follow me. And since everyone loves to kill me, they followed me. And right when they came through that door, I just had a fucking evil smile on my face. As they all rush towards me, I pulled out my pistol and shot the melon which then exploded killing them all in the process. I somehow lived with 3 health left. 2 of them rage quit the server and I started laughing like the evil fucking person I am. I've done more evil shit on Breach than any where else. And I'm still not running out of ideas on how to fuck people over with the melon. :D

Kill Count
Kite with Melon: 14
SCPs: 2

I'm winning boys. Just try to beat my record.

[Celltastic 16 / 1,452]

i thought this was pretty funne 

 

[Celltastic 16 / 1,452]

actully i have a crap ton of breach vids on my channel so i made a playlist here is like7 vids and i think they are pretty funne

 

[Aquaticfilly0 394 / 7,993]

34 minutes ago, Kite9867 said:

I'm winning boys. Just try to beat my record.

Uh... I killed 15 class d's all at once, 5 guards at once (You brought me the melon) and about 4-5 scps. Heh. Those are what I remember.

My best moment had to Be when I was CI at the beginning. I threw down a single slam, and waited. When the game started, I blew it up, killing all but 2. I ran over and shot the rest, so in the span of 10 seconds, I took out the entire guard team. A zombie congo line was made with about 20 of them. Prob gonna edit this later with more.

 

 

Ohohoh, I remember Me, wolf, and teri were all talking! Might have been another. Six asked me to kick him, and Wold said Ok. Teri replied 'Wait, no witnesses' and quickly slayed Kite. I proceeded to Kick Six while Kite did in chat "..."

 

 

[Lambda 83 / 2,588]

 

[Cassie 1,226 / 23,060]

Literally today we were having a conversation about having sex in the admin chat for a good 10 minutes.

[Aquaticfilly0 394 / 7,993]

I can confirm

11 minutes ago, Duc2000 said:

Literally today we were having a conversation about having sex in the admin chat for a good 10 minutes.

 

[miike475 44 / 2,015]

One of the best moments I’ve had in the server was when I got Scp-939 and was in the room in front of gate a with roughly 17 or 18 other people. I stayed in the corner, but they quickly realized they couldn’t collide with me. Someone screamed “get the fuck out 939 is here” and just as they said that I unleashed hell upon them and took out roughly 80% of the people before being executed.

[Guest]

When 173 rage quits.

[Mr Z 194 / 6,177]

i can't pick one, a lot of my funniest recent moment's are on here.

if i had to pick out a couple,

1. When i was scaring the MTF/NTF cause i was 372 on the surface picking them off 1 by 1, i would come out of invis to taunt them, and i would wait till i got shot or i heard "BUG!!! BUG!!!"

2. When nasty went around fucking the D, and i mean Fucking.

3. Every discombob reaction, when i'm sitting in a discombob spot and peoples reactions

   - LCZ Discombob spot above rifle armory when the 173 was like "Stahhhp lookin at me, staahhhhp"

   - The 035s on escort trying to find me while i was shooting them from above on the Gate A sign.

      - Ended up killing the D from up there >:)

   - When all the SCPs were trying to kill me when i was on the Gate A Sign. 049 is just trying his hardest to get on the sign while the others gave up, it's quite easy to get me up there if you know how.

Edited June 11, 2018 by Mr Z

[Astral Rogue 188 / 3,914]

As SCPs:

-When I managed to escape without losing a single life as 076.

-When I reached 3000 health and escaped without taking a single point of damage as 106.

-When I managed to kill all the NTF as 173 because they refused to shoot me for whatever reason in the gate A area. 

-When I managed to cure a massive amount of Class-Ds in a multiple breaches round on Site 12 as 049. 

-When I got boosted to the exit by gunfire as 049 on Site 12. 

-When I managed to kill the CI in the gate A elevator because they didn't see me as 682.

  -Context: Gate A opens, there are SLAMs, I charge in, the explosions throw me to the other side of the room, I charge in the elevator and kill all the CI. They never closed the elevator for some reason. 

-When I make a clean escape as 939.

-One of the best moments as 939 was when I got to the hallway right before the tunnel that leads to the exit. There was a MTF guard with me, and the doors were closed, so I transform into my real form and kill him without taking any damage. 

-As 066, some other SCPs and I were waiting for the elevator (gate A) to come down. As the elevator opens, there are MTF in there, so I stroll on in and hit that left click button and watch them all panic as they die one by one (or at the same time).  

As MTF:

-When I find a level 4 keycard and open the gate when the commander doesn't know how to.

-When I stunstick Class-Ds that arrive at the Entrance Zone early. 

-When I managed to go past 4+ zombies and 049 somehow in a hallway in the LCZ on a pandemic round. 

-When I killed 457 with the elevator.

  -Context: 457 comes in the elevator with me, and then proceeds to bodyblock me so that I can't leave. What he doesn't know is that he is standing right between the elevator doors. So, I hit him with my stunstick for good measure, and close the elevator doors on him, killing him. 

As Class-D:

-Whenever I escape with other Class-Ds on Multiple Breaches rounds.

-When I can successfully work with researchers to escape.

-When I killed an MTF guard with the crowbar because they were unaware of me and chasing other Class-Ds in the LCZ. 

-When I somehow managed to make the NTF follow me and escape through gate A.

  -Additional context: NTF saw me leaving the electrical center, they started chasing me, so I quickly run away in the opposite direction, and they kept following me, never going the other way, so I end up running towards Gate A because I saw it open and escaping through there. 

-When Kite respawned himself as a guard to beat me with his stunstick because I was doing the "radio retreat" thing again. 

As Researcher:

-Probably one of my best moments was when I killed 939 through a discombobulator. Chamber opens, 939 walks out, I throw the grenade and run. What I didn't see was that 939 was carrying the melon,  so when the discombobulator hit 939, it also hit the melon, blowing it and 939 up in the process.  

-When I somehow crowbar-ed 076 to death, taking only one hit. Was hitting that mouse button at Mach 10. 

-When I successfully helped a Class-D escape on Site 12 through telling him about the trash chute he did not know about. 

-When I can successfully work with Class-Ds and escape. 

As CI:

I place a SLAM down at the elevator for 457, but he somehow manages to avoid it. Later, I get the message that I got points for killing a researcher. Somehow, my SLAM that 457 avoided got a researcher that was going out of the gate A elevator. 

-During an assault round, I open the door to the lockroom (the door before, not the lockroom doors themselves) and I see a SLAM on the floor, right in front of the door. I thought that a CI placed that SLAM there and was around the corner, but they weren't. So I open the door to the lockroom, thinking they must've forgotten about it... and I get blown up by the SLAM. Turns out the CI was apparently waiting on the other side, and when he heard the door open, he got paranoid and blew it up. 

In general:

Meeting some great people to be around, such as Kite, Aqua, Rose, Insane, Cell, Lambda, and others. 

Cooperating with others and not getting shot at on sight. 

(May add more to this, depending on how much I can remember.)

Edited June 11, 2018 by Astral Rogue

[Aquaticfilly0 394 / 7,993]

2 hours ago, Astral Rogue said:

-Context: Gate A opens, there are SLAMs, I charge in, the explosions throw me to the other side of the room, I charge in the elevator and kill all the CI.

As 682, I was at full health and did this! It was amazing.

I remember I crowbarred 4 MTF to death as a class d with 4 health remaining.

I was a guard and crowbarred 035 to death when he was full health. I killed a teammate in the proccess though.

I was 939 and was still in researcher form. I threw the melon into the tesla as 15 class d's were running to it, and killed them all taking no damage.

I got in the elevator as 457 with 3 MTF.

I was 966 and waited for @Duc2000 to enter and close it before killing him. Last words were 'Fuck you' or something like that.

[SS PigeonShit 231 / 0]

It was horrible at the time but looking back on it, it was hilarious.

 

I spawned as 939 and went to light containment. Everyone must have been high on moron sauce because no one even took 2 seconds to verify that I wasn't in fact a researcher. Somehow a very large group of people (10+) formed a mob and decided they were going to the basement, so I decided to join them and I'd start attacking them once we were in the elevator. You can probably tell where this is going, but I was the last one to enter the elevator. And just as I entered THEY SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR ON ME!