Onah 58 / 2,684 Report Post Posted September 28, 2018 Edited October 2, 2018 by Onahole This is a thread for bigfoot eroticas. Story 1 - Vauffoot by Onahole Story 2 - The Fluttering of Wilfords Mouth by hotEvercLear Story 3 - A Citizen Without a Home by hotEvercLear Story 4 - Vauffoot 2 by Onahole Feel free to share your bigfoot eroticas in this thread Edited October 2, 2018 by Onahole Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onah 58 / 2,684 Report Post Posted September 28, 2018 Edited September 28, 2018 by Onahole Vauffoot By Onahole Vauff, a tall, white man was camping out in the woods alone. “It sure is nice to be away from the big city for once!” exclaimed Vauff “It’s a little lonely, but it’s peaceful.” Vauff was setting up his tent by the river between some trees as the sun set and the wind howled. He wore his most precious shirt that day, his Extreme Escapers Jersey, it had his name and title plastered on the back ‘Vauff GFL Tier 3 Admin’. Vauff soon finished setting up his tent and despite the fire bans this season he begun to start a campfire. As soon as he got the fire going he heard a loud crack upstream and had an eerie feeling that he was being watched. “Who’s there?!” Shouted Vauff, hoping it was just a deer He grabbed a piece of wood and quickly turned it into a torch with the skills he learned from the boy scouts back in his days as a wee-lad. Vauff slowly followed the river upstream in search of the noise. After walking a few dozen meters upstream he found a big branch broken in between what seemed to resemble a big footprint in the ground. A cold shiver went through Vauffs body as he slowly began to back up back to his tent. As he backed up to his tent he thought he saw a tall figure in the darkness and his slow retreat turned into a sprint. As soon as he reached his tent, he scurried under his sleeping bag completely forgetting that he was still holding the torch! “Ah shit! MY CLOTHES!” Yelled Vauff as the fire burnt up his favourite shirt in an almost artistic fashion. He stopped, dropped, and rolled along the burning ground and managed to stop the burning of what was left of his favourite shirt, but his tent was still aflame. The flame caught on and burnt his shorts, exposing his lower body and releasing his benis. He stopped, dropped, and rolled again but his shorts were now all burnt up, all that was left was his thigh high stockings. Suddenly he started to hear footsteps coming towards him. Loud footsteps. It almost felt like the ground was shaking. Vauff slowly turned around to see a 9 foot tall Big Foot standing across the river! It was hard to see in the dark, but as soon as Big Foot walked into the river the light of the campfire allowed Vauff to see that Big Foot appeared to be holding a log. *SPLASH* Big foot released what he was holding and it splashed into the water with a great sound that filled Vauff with a terrible realization. That was no log… Vauff learned that day that it is true what they say about big feet. Despite Vauff being 6’5” tall, the massive cock of Big Foot appeared to make Vauff look as small as a koala. Vauff tried to run, but the big hairy legs of Big Foot allowed it to catch up quickly and pin Vauff on the floor. “I-i-i-i-I’m a tier 3 admin on GFL’s zombie escape server you know! I can ban you for this! Let me go!!!” Pleaded Vauff “Me encanta el chocolate blanco~~” whispered Bigfoot into Vauffs ear --I used google translate for this lmfao Bigfoot rested his Bigcock on Vauffs back and the hairy sensation tickled Vauff which caused his heart to flutter. But that moment didn’t last long, cause soon after Bigfoot began to poke Vauffs boi pussy with his benis. “Not there! I have a lover already!” Shouted Vauff as he began to feel a slippery sensation on his ass that made him realize that the reason Bigfoot splashed his cock in the river was because the riverbed was made of Vaseline! 1…2…3… Bigfoot tried to slide his cock into Vauffs smol hole. ‘no way… this will never fit in my boi pussy, my life partner Edward Nick is nowhere near this big!’ thought Vauff throughout Bigfoots failed attempts When suddenly *flooop* Bigfoot thrusted his big hairy cock all the way into Vauffs intestines and carried him up as he wore him like a sock. “Kyaaaaa~~ its coming insiiiide!” squealed Vauff as he was overcome with pleasure “I can’t believe I came from him just putting it in!” Bigfoot began moving his hips and despite Vauff being 6’5” tall he was filled up completely with bigfoots phallic member. ‘My minds going blank… I can’t believe someone other than my life partner is making me feel this good… I don’t know how long I can hold back…’ “Estás más apretado que el chupacabras” Said Bigfoot as he laid Vauff back on the floor in doggy style position and suddenly stopped thrusting his hips. “DON’T STOP!” Yelled Vauff without thinking! ‘Oh no! What am I saying!! I have a soul mate already!’ ‘No way… it can’t feel this good… E…. Nick….. Gomennasai… I cant hold back anymore…’ thought Vauff as his mind went blank… “Kyaaaa~~ my hips are moving on their own!!” Vauff exclaimed as he began to thrust his hips along Bigfoots long cock. “My boi pussy can only be satisfied by Bigfoot-sama’s cock nowww” Bigfoot couldn’t handle the advanced hip movements of the tier 3 admin and creampied his ass! “Attakaaaaiiii….” Squeeled Vauff as bigfoots sticky cum circulated throughout Vauffs smol shouta body (in comparison to bigfoot). Bigfoot peeled Vauff off his cock like a sweaty sock after a long day of work but Vauff quickly scurried back to clean it off. “I belong to Bigfoot-sama now” Vauff said as he cleaned off Bigfoot-samas big hairy shlong with his mouth to get ready for round 2. Vauff lost his sense of time and reality as they fucked throughout the night and Bigfoot brought him to his cave. Vauff was reported as missing but was found 2 weeks later in the middle of the woods, discarded by Bigfoot, covered in semen, and with a gaping hole in his ass the size of Kentucky. The only words he uttered were… “admuuuuuun…. exxxtend *pyon*” Edited September 28, 2018 by Onahole Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onah 58 / 2,684 Report Post Posted September 28, 2018 Edited September 28, 2018 by Onahole The Fluttering of Wilfords Mouth By hotEvercLear Long ago, before battle royal games began destroying the lives of the world’s youth, and before Valve began tricking players into spending real dollars on colored skins for weapons that had no actual impact on performance in games, there was a young man named Wilford. Not a man like you would think of who can scale mountains, chop down trees, enjoy the warmth of a woman and cause her to become moist in all the right places, but a shy and quiet fellow. His days were spent looking at his phone hoping someone would request to be his friend on Myspace.com, sitting down to pee and feeling awkward about it in public restrooms, and one day wishing he would find the courage to act on the rage he could feel building inside him. A rage he knew was always there, buried deep down but none the less crying to come out. As Wilford began to grow, and learned to love the taste of mikes hard lemonade, zima, Smirnoff ice and other drinks commonly reserved for men who wear sequin tank tops and tight black jeans to the disco on Saturday nights, he learned that no matter what he could never summon the courage to do the things he felt he must do in order to see justice served in the world. A world that often overlooked him, or let others get away with crimes against their fellow brethren. As he grew, he also developed a strange and uncontrollable fear of moths. Though moths can be a friend to men of high standing and character, science has shown they have a strong distrust for those weaker chads in the world. Constantly trying to fly directly into their faces in order to create panic and fear, especially in public settings, Young Wilford was no different. He would seldom venture out at night, and spent the majority of his hard earned money from working at his local Hot Topic clothing store on bug spray and other devices that promised to keep him safe. That was until, He learned of a cave deep in the forest. A cave full of the legendary lunar moths. Moths so fearsome, cats, doggos and even dragons would never dare venture into for fear of attack by the relentless flapping of soft supple ashy wings. So Wilford, after drinking an entire case of redbull mixed with the strongest alcohol he could stomach, Pineapple Malibu, ventured well out of cellular coverage to find this cave and confront his greatest fear… The rumors of an ancient and mighty beast existing in that forest were not lost on the ears and heart of young Wilford. Scouring every source he could find, Wikipedia, 4chan, reddit, all he could acertain was that some say a large, harry, reclusive and primal beast of an age long forgotten would sometimes be seen lurking just at the edge of the forest. What this beast was, and what is was searching for, none could say. Some thought it was looking for food, some say it didn’t exist at all, other said it was looking for a mate as it was the last of its kind, and that its seed would awaken powers that were hidden deep inside the hearts of men. These rumors were not enough to dissuade him from his quest however, and he mustered all the courage he could and struck out to find the cave and face his fears… or maybe his destiny. As Wilford plunged, deeper and deeper in the thick growth of the forest in search of the cave, he could not help but feel something was watching him. Something had taken an interest in him. Something was fascinated with him. Something wanted him. Wilford would pause at each sound he heard, or thought he heard, only to hear the gentle noises of the forest and nothing more. After several hours, and when all hopes of finding the cave were almost lost, Wilford stumbled upon the legendary moth cave. The bones of former cisgender white males lay strewn about the entrance, the soft flutter of wings could be heard deep inside. Taking out his flashlight, and lantern, and cell phone light, Wilford began into the cave. The deeper he went, the less he felt he was alone. Suddenly, a great white lunar moth appeared and flew directly at Wilford, his bladder emptying instantly. Shaking and weeping, Wilford pulled himself up and stood to face his winged assailants. Moth after moth dove and fluttered at Wilford, his bladder and bowls now completely voided. Wilford could take no more of this, and turned and ran for the exit of the cave. As he rounded the corner, suddenly Wilford was overcome by a warm, hot, damp sensation all over his face, and went flying backwards onto the cold went ground. Looking up in a daze, he gazed at the massive creature standing before him. Looming over him was a creature from another age. A creature time, man, and the world had forgotten. A pillar of solid rippling muscle covered in a thick yet supple coat of hair. Wilford had run directly into the muscular and heaving chest of BigFoot. As he lay there stunned, Wilfords eyes scanned about him for a quick exit, though none was to be found. The only way Wilford could see to get past the beast was directly through his legs, the mouth of the cave glowing in the faint distance. As Wilford though of trying this bold move, his eyes were drawn to the hanging appendage between bigfoot’s legs. Having watched his fair share of internet porn, including a brief time where only bestiality hentai was the only thing that could elicit an erection, Wilford was in shock at the sheer size and girth of the beast genitals. His member hanging in the breeze of the cave, and glistening from the glow of his lantern, Wilford could see every throbbing vain, pulsing as it slowing grew and stiffened. Harder, and longer it grew, until Wilford had to crawl backwards away from the beast to avoid the tip catching him on the chin. This angered the beast, what was it after, thought Wilford? What did it want from me? Harder and longer it grew, until fully erect, Wilford could see the beast was interested in one thing and one thing only. The shock and horror of what was about to come suddenly hit him, and he screamed for help. The beast took this cry for help as an invitation to advance his member directly into the gaping mouth of poor Wilford. His mouth and throat were instantly filled with the hot throbbing cock of bigfoot. Sliding in and out, further and further, Wilford choked and gagged. Wilfords muffled screams and the feeling of him fighting back his own gag reflex only served to excite the beast further. Deeper and faster he thrust until suddenly, a warm burst of hot primal semen shot directly down Wilfords throat. Pumping and thrusting the eruption of pleasure from the beast continued, until full and exhausted, Wilford was dropped to the floor of the cave, a river of hot white cum flowing from his mouth. Satisfied, the beast wandered down into the cave, disappearing into the shadows. As Wilford lay there, a strange sense of power and energy began to grow inside of him. Courage, and anger, and passion all began to grow. Just as the seed of the beast was planted deep in his throat, the seeds of a man who would one day ban an entire discord server were beginning to take root. Only time would tell what those seeds would grow into, and how this experience would forever change his life. Edited September 28, 2018 by Onahole Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotEvercLear 194 / 4,723 Report Post Posted September 28, 2018 this thread is making GFL great again! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RussellCrowe 54 / 2,785 Report Post Posted September 28, 2018 I enjoy these. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotEvercLear 194 / 4,723 Report Post Posted September 28, 2018 You sir have what is called taste Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
koala 102 / 3,719 Report Post Posted September 28, 2018 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewie2k 103 / 3,801 Report Post Posted September 28, 2018 sounds like my typical hentai manga ?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZombieSurvivalist 99 / 5,250 Report Post Posted September 28, 2018 Hmmm sounds interesting, may have to try it out sometime Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont care, fuck off 56 / 2,710 Report Post Posted September 29, 2018 I have a hair that grows out of my nipple. I'm backk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snip13r 17 / 1,128 Report Post Posted September 29, 2018 @Onahole @hotEvercLear You two need Jesus. btw pretty nice writing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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hotEvercLear 194 / 4,723 Report Post Posted September 29, 2018 bigfoot erotica is an actual thing... it is a fairly popular short erotic story style... just saying.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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hotEvercLear 194 / 4,723 Report Post Posted October 2, 2018 Edited October 3, 2018 by hotEvercLear A Citizen without a home ** Note, bigfoot erotica is meant to be read as is, without spellcheck. BFE is raw, unfiltered and as such i did not proof read this ** Citizen was a boy who loved to live on the edge of danger. From his first pair of wheelie shoes, to the tricks he always tried re-create from youtube on his pogostick, he just could not help but pushing the limits to the very edge of safety. His parents just didn’t know what to do with him, and to be honest never really loved him from the moment the set eyes on him. While he was a good boy, his medical bills alone pushed his family to the edge of financial disaster. After his parents were forced to spend his entire college saving account on his most recent MRI and physical therapy as a result of Citizen trying to do a handstand on a hover board down a flight of stairs in his local shopping mall, they decided that enough was enough. Something had to be done. Sometimes you must trim the weak from the heard, so that the rest may survive the winter. While visiting a family friend who lived far out in the in the woods, Citizens parents heard the stories of a legendary creature that lived deep in the forest. Some said they would see it from time to time, just a glimpse before it would dart back into the cover of night. Others said they found sets of tracks near riverbeds and in the soft brown earth under he endless canopy of leaves. Others said an entire race of creatures the local indian tribes used to worship as Gods and sacrifice young fertile boys too when they could no longer control their urge to masturbate. They called the creatures, the ooja-benis-wampas, and still feared them to this day. On the way back from their friend, the bellies full of food and their minds full of mystery, the family stopped at the local indian casino to see if they could turn what was left of Citizen’s college fund into enough money to pay off his MRI bills. Citizen was told to wait in the car while his father and mother went to ͞throw dem bones͟ at the craps table. Impatiently, after only 5 min, Citizen decided to go out and explore the area round the casino. Finding a trail that went off into the woods, Citizen though he could smell the fait aroma of Pot being smoked. Assuming it was a group of bus boys, or dealers on break, Citizen went off to see if he could find the source of smell and maybe get a puff or two. Due to his inability to read a map, the lack of cell phone coverage, and the fact that Citizen often spent his days in a dark basement playing video games and watching South Park episodes from the Kodi Build on his phone 7s. he quickly became hopelessly and completely lost in the deep dark forest. After what seemed like hours, Citizen came to a clearing of sorts and stopped to rest. He noticed the forest had become quiet, eerily quiet in fact. So quiet he could hear the babble of a creek off in the distance, and could hear the wind whistling off the trees of a distant peak. Remembering his video game training, he knew he must take the high ground if he was to survive. Pushing his weak and pasty legs to the absolute physical edge, Citizen began to hike up the side of the hill. As he hugged a steep edge overlooking a clearing below, he heard an odd grunting and slapping sound that gave him pause. Suddenly, the rock he was standing on gave way and caused a cascade of debris to tumble down the steep hill. Citizen slipped and well and began to tumble down the embankment after it. As he tumbled out of control, a feeling not unusual to him, he heard what sounded like a dull thud, and then a sheik of pain like none he had ever heard. Crashing through a wall of dense undergrowth, Citizen suddenly landed face down on a warm, muscular, hairy chest. This chest belonged to no man, it belong to something unseen by human eyes this close since before the white man came. Lifting his head, he gazed upon the unconscious face of a 8 foot tall ape like creature, with a fresh head wound caused by a falling rock, and an erection that would make a horse feel ashamed of being too small. What a lucky headshot, thought Citizen. However his joy soon turned to dread as two new shadows loomed above him and blotted out the sun. He gazed up to see the hairy withered tits of two females, angry that their lover’s triangle had just been interrupted by the falling debris. Scrambling to his feet Citizen tried to run, but the smaller heavier female grabbed him by the back of the shirt and pulled him back sharply, throwing him to the ground. The strength of the female creature tore his shirt clean off his body exposing his hairless white chest. The sight of his smooth and supple skin seemed to intrigue the females. Having been in the throngs of passion, it was not lost on Citizen their nipples were still erect, and he could see a dampness glistening in the matted fur between their legs. The larger female moved behind him blocking his escape. He felt her powerful fingers caressing his neck. Powerless to flee, he begged and pleaded with them to let him go. His cries for mercy seemed to only intrigue them more, as if his fear aroused and excited them. Tugging sharply at his sweatpants Citizen could only scream in horror as he was left naked and exposed, his member hanging in the breeze. The females stared at it, intrigued at is shrived pink appearance. The smaller female quickly shoved Citizen to the ground, flipping him over, opened wide and began sucking his member with the force of 10 dyson vacuum cleaners. The pain was almost unbearable, but so was the pleasure. For what seemed like an age, the female sucked and sucked, half of Citizen’s blood rushing to his penis. Engorging it, swelling it, lengthening it, enlarging it until she suddenly released him from her oral embrace. His member was throbbing, hard, and 10x its normal size. Pleased with her work, the large female suddenly stood over his newly emboldened member, and dropped all 500 lbs of her weight directly only his cock, her muscular vagina swallowing his entire member inside her. Up and down, slamming her body into his. The second female suddenly appeared directly over Citizen, dropping her dripping when snatch onto his mouth, engulfing his entire face in her wet meat pocket. Writing and grinding on his face, Citizen felt his pelvic bones being to crack and fracture with intoxicating thrust. As the small female began to shake and cum directly into his mouth, the larger female dropped with all her might onto his cock so hard his pelvis shattered into a thousand shards inside his body. His cries of pain were muffled in the drowning waterfall of female cum pouring out of her pussy. Suddenly, a roar was heard in the forest for miles, the Male had awoken. Both females, having satisfied themselves, wandered off into the woods in search of a stream to clean themselves off. Unable to move, Citizen stared at the 3 foot throbbing penis that loomed over his face as he stared up at the sky. His legs useless, his mouth rubbed raw, and his lungs half full of the small females pleasure juices, Citizen could only whimper as the large and enraged male picked him up with one hand, flipped him over, and aimed directly for his virgin cinnamon ring. At least there are no bones to get in his way, he thought, as the first thrust plunged the beast cock directly into his colon. Five, ten, one hundred thrusts later, the beast moaned in pleasure as he erupted a volcano of thick white cum into what was left of citizen’s abdomen. Dropping to the floor like deflated water balloon, fluids leaked out of every opening, the world slowly faded to black. I wonder if my parents won at the casino, thought Citizen as the world melted away around him, and he drifted off into that long eternal slumber of death. That had in fact, they had won big, and never even went to look for him. Edited October 3, 2018 by hotEvercLear Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont care, fuck off 56 / 2,710 Report Post Posted October 2, 2018 Edited October 3, 2018 by Citizen @hotEvercLear kys EDIT: for real, gonna have to give this 2/10 because no lasers Edited October 3, 2018 by Citizen I'm backk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotEvercLear 194 / 4,723 Report Post Posted October 2, 2018 impossible... for if you kill me, 2 will rise up to take my place... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont care, fuck off 56 / 2,710 Report Post Posted October 2, 2018 1 hour ago, hotEvercLear said: his hairless white chest Also, WHITE? I'M NOT WHITE! RACISTS! REEEEEEEEEEEEE I'm backk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotEvercLear 194 / 4,723 Report Post Posted October 2, 2018 anyone can have a white chest.... if you are albino!!!!!! White is not a race, white is a color! now who is the racist! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...