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Vauffoot 2

By Onahole

 

“Here comes the airplane…” said Edward Nick in an attempt to feed the mind-broken Vauff.

It’s been 2 months since Vauff was found inseminated and discarded by the great beast of the woods and his life partner, Edward Nick, has been tending to his sweetheart ever since. Ever since awakening in the hospital Vauff has been returning frequently for physiotherapy, regular therapy, and for anal cleansing and prayer to remove the rotten semen and long strands of hair stuck within his intestines. Vauff has slowly been regaining his ability to walk, but doctors are still unsure whether or not he will be able to run ever again. ‘The hole is too big and deep… The human body is not meant to take such massive erections in them’ Is what the doctors told E. Nick.

Ever since Vauff’s story came out people all across the world have been avidly racing to catch Bigfoot for many reasons. Hunters wish to catch Bigfoot as a trophy while furries and politicians seek the same sexual experience that Vauff had the pleasure of having.

6 months pass and Vauff regains his ability to walk. The doctor gives Edward Nick the go ahead to try to fuck Vauff in an attempt to bring him back to reality. As soon as they get home, E. Nick gets right on the job. However, as E. Nick away attempts to mount him, Vauff simply gestures him away and whispers “Bigfoot-sama is the only one who can satify me…”

Luckily it was October, aka spooky month, and E. Nick’s Halloween costume, that he ordered months and months ago but took forever to get here because it came from like china or something idk, has finally arrived. E. Nick had the perfect idea and threw on the costume which was perfectly suited for the situation. The costume that he wore back into the bedroom was none other than a Bigfoot cosplay!

Excitement filled Vauffs face as the disguised E. Nick approached him.

“Bigfoot-sama! You finally returned for me!” exclaimed Vauff

This excited both Vauffs and E. Nicks phallic members and E. Nick quickly grabbed scissors and cut open a hole to release his benis to accept Vauffs love. However, despite Edward Nicks 9 inch destroyer dancing with eagerness for Vauffs boi pussy, Vauff scoffed at the tiny shouta cock of Edward Nick due to how small it was compared to Bigfoots. This was the final straw for E. Nick, he decided the only solution was for him to bring Vauff back to the forest so they can confront Bigfoot together!

It was a long drive to the forest and Vauff fell asleep in the car, but as soon as they reached the forest and E. Nick opened the door, Vauff sprung up like a fox at the scent of Bigfoots presence. The experience he had on that fateful night has left him with a keen sense of smell finely tuned to Bigfoots scent, like a nazi dog hunting for jews. Vauff hopped outta the car on all fours and sprinted like a dog towards the source of the smell!

“BARK BARK BARK BARK!! BIGFOOT SAMA I’M CUMMING!!” Shouted Vauff as he ran through the forest

“Vauff, my love! Wait up!” Exclaimed E. Nick as he chased after his significant other.

The sun was setting and E. Nick was slowly losing sight of Vauff as he scurried out in the distance and over the river. As E. Nick chased him through the river he tripped on a log and as soon as he got up he completely lost sight of Vauff.

“Ah what is this slippery stuff in the river bed?... Vaseline?!” wondered E. Nick

Suddenly a tall, dark, and hairy figure arose beneath him and E. Nick realized he made the same mistake that Vauff did, there were no logs in this river. Bigfoot towered above E. Nick and slapped him with his log of a cock. E. Nick fell into the river, the current washing away his clothes that were made of cotton candy. Bigfoot licked E. Nick “Si si un juguete nuevo” whispered Bigfoot into E. Nicks ear.

E. Nick was a baseball player, however, his specialty was pitching, not catching.

Bigfoot tore through his asshole like a nail through wood and E. Nick let out a loud squeal that aroused Bigfoot to the point that his cock pushed all the way up from E. Nicks asshole to the point where you could almost see it through his mouth.

Bigfoot started to thrust and E. Nicks lungs were compressed and released so much that he became reliant on Bigfoots cock to breathe.

“Ahh.. this is the ultimate pleasure that my lover Vauff experienced… I’m sorry Vauff, I may have to leave you for Bigfoot-sama!”

“Creo que estoy enamorado” Whispered Bigfoot in Edward Nicks ear

“sí, yo también” said E. Nick to Bigfoot

--I used google translate again for this lol

Meanwhile, as E. Nick rode Bigfoots cock like a rollercoaster, Vauff reached the source of the smell! He found another man discarded by Bigfoot and covered in cum

“Miaauuityy Bigfoot-sama cumbackity to fetty-chaann miauu colon p” said the broken man

“Oh fuck is that what I looked like?” said Vauff as he stood there in shock and snapped back to reality. (oh there goes gravity) He turned around to find E. Nick was no longer behind him and he panicked as he turned back to run and look for him.

Vauff finally reached the river and found E. Nick but he was too late. E. Nick has already married Bigfoot-samas cock. As Vauff watched Bigfoot dick down his lover, he began to feel a small sense of arousal, which grew into an amazing aura of depravity!

“Bigfoot samaaaaa!! Tear me up tooooo!” Yelled Vauff as he stripped and ran towards the river.

Bigfoot stopped thrusting and E. Nick struggled to catch his breath. Bigfoot stared Vauff in the eyes and told him in a strong Latino accent “You are nothing but a discarded toy, leave me and my new wife alone.” Bigfoot has been taking ESL classes ever since his encounter with Vauff for the sole purpose of telling him off when he came back for more.

Edward Nick and Bigfoot continued to fuck as Vauff simply watched in awe. He pleasured himself to the sight of Bigfoot fucking his former lover. As Bigfoot and E. Nick fucked they both took turns taking control as E. Nick was able to contain his pleasure and prevent a mind break. As all 3 began to climax, they instantly started to plan a wedding, with Vauff being the flower girl. They allowed Vauff to watch from afar so long as he stayed quiet, and everyone lived happily ever after.

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Episode #3 "Anibear’s Bowl of Quianoa“

 

For as long as he could remember, Andy Nelson Ishmael, or “Ani” for short, was different than his friends. He never felt like he fit in, never felt comfortable around others, and never felt like he could truly be himself. As a child, he played with everything from dolls to GI Joes. His parents spent thousands of dollar on child psychologists, special schools, “Pray Away The Gay” camps, but nothing ever seemed to stick. As he got older, his thought became darker. His mother would notice articles of her clothing would disappear from time to time. A Pant Suit here, a bra there, some panties every now and then, one or two dresses. One day while Ani was in school, she found a massive clutch of her clothes and makeup stashed under her son’s bed, along with a my little pony journal. Etched into the cover in blood red ink, as if carved by a dull knife, it read, “Hopes and Dreams”. With trepidation and fear flowing through her veins, she opened to find scratched into every page was the phrase “to become the world’s #1 trap rapists” along with plans and diagrams of all sorts of detailed and well planned atrocities. Dropping the book, she began to cry and quickly phoned her husband Tiffany so that they could confront their son as soon as he returned from School. Little did they know, the wheels of this plan had already been turning for a while, and no human could stop it…

 For the past several weeks, Ani had been looking for his target. Consumed with the arousing idea of holding someone against their will, and imposing himself physically on them seemed to be the only thing that could muster an erection these days. After years of larger, and larger anal toys, any pleasurable sensation he would hope to find in his back hole was minimal at best. What he was left with was what looked like a bouquet of roast beef falling out of a large summer sausage casing. What he craved now, was to control and sexual dominate of another, but who. Having spent hours and hours every night scrolling through 4chan and reddit on his phone, and watching endless hours of Dragon Ball Z and other dumb weeb shitshows, Ani had developed a fondness for Japanese culture, and a deep respect for anything that reminded him of the land of the rising sun. Then, at the start of the semester, Ani met Quia, the exchange student from the Far East. As an exchange student who spoke little engrish, Quia could do little more than yell and argue with other Asian Student he deemed inferior to himself, and brag about his abilities to hop around corners, and even his time playing for his home country’s ping pong team, the Xia Ojia Eki. Ani had always wanted to join XOE, and longed for the day he could move to Japan and try out for the legendary team. This hatred for Quia’s success on the table tennis court, and the strange feeling he would get in his pants while gazing at his smooth white skin, and strait black hair, Ani knew he was the one to use in his plan for sexual fulfillment. Ani began to flatter Quia daily, speaking such sweet words to him about his jumping skills, and table tennis dominance. Using his bootlegged copy of Rosetta Stone he got from ThePirateBay.com, Ani even was able to learn enough Japanese to tell Quia about a special Ping Pong Club deep in the woods of the Pacific Northwest they should drive up to and visit. Ani learned from a local fiddle player who spent his days shilling for Bernie Sanders, that the Pacific Northwest was a bastion for liberals who would not judge him for his sexual proclivities, and of a shed deep in the woods where he could be along and private. Little did that fiddler know what true plans Ani had in store.

After convincing Quia to skip school for the first time in his life so they could journey to the legendary clubhouse of the Northwest’s most exclusive ping pong team, Xtreem Outdoor Pong, Ani an Quia soon found themselves deep in the woods. Ani had taken many trips to the shed in the prior weeks to prepare. Arriving at the shed after several hours, Quia became uneasy. Reassuring him it was just a hidden entrance to a much larger and technologically advanced ping pong bunker, Quia decided he could not pass up the opportunity to play with XOP and entered the shed. As he entered, he noticed the carved words on the door, “Beware the Doll”. As the door opened and the lights turned on, Quia was shocked to see the sheer volume of cum stained Hentia body pillows, Miniature Hentia figurines. The walls lined with Anime posters, and spent bottles of lube and butt plugs everywhere, Quia was suddenly filled with horror. Before he could turn, CRACK, Ani had knocked him out cold with one blow to the back of his head with his trusty XXL dragonlore dildo. His excitement building, Ani began to tie up Quia and remove his clothing. The anticipation was too much for Ani, and he began sweating profusely. As he removed Quia’s pants, the excitement overcame him and he erupted into his sweatpants and filled his own belly button.

Disgusted, Ani decided to go wash off quick at the stream just down the hill from the shed. He had time, Quia was unconscious and tied up, he had all the time in the world to fulfill his deepest and darkest desires. As he was washing himself off from sweat and cum, Ani suddenly felt like he was being watched, and noticed the forest and become very quiet. As he hung his clothes to dry in the cool breeze, he suddenly heard a twig snap behind him. Spinning around, he saw a raccoon dragging the carcass of a dead bird. “Ha”, laughed Ani, “I used to kill small animals all the time when I was younger, good for you Mr. Raccoon, fuck that bird up”.  As he turned back to check if his pants were dry, he froze, becoming white as a ghost. An 8 foot tall Sasquatch were sniffing at the cum soaked shirt he had just hung off a log near the stream to dry. Shocked, Ani could do nothing but scream and turned to run. Scrambling naked and barefoot up the hill he rounded the back of the shed, and rand directly into an even larger 9 foot tall Sasquatch with a scar across his left eye, knocking him back onto the cool damp forest floor. The sasquatch, who had been investigating why a 19 year old Asian was tied up in a shed with no pants on, looked at Quia, then at Ani, then at Quia, then back at Ani. Sniffing at a puddle of cum and sweat on the floor, the beast’s turned from aroused curiosity, to vicious anger. For you see, this Sasquatch had spent time in Jail, and having grown up in an abusive Big Foot home, he had a distaste for rapist and pedophiles. Realizing what Ani was up to, he decided to enact “Bigfoot Prison Justice” on him.

Grabbing Ani by the throat and spinning him around, he instantly became erect. His giant hairy appendage throbbing, and growing with each heartbeat until it stood fully engorged, nearly the size of Ani’s entire right arm (which was noticeably larger than his left arm). Seeing the gaping apple sized cavern between his soft white cheeks, Bigfoot went full bare back, no lube, hard as a rock trusting directly into Ani’s pre-pulverized rectum. Holy shit, thought Ani after the first thrust, nothing he had seen on AliBaba or wish.com could compare to the sheer size and girth of the beast’s massive meat rocket. Harder, faster and deeper he went, grunting and panting like a wild beast, and the Bigfoot was making his own set of animalist noises as well. Ani was stretched to the max, his years of anal self-abuse had prepared him for this very moment. After cuming several times himself, the beast could tell he needed help to teach this trap a lesson. He let out roar, and moments later the 8 foot Sasquatch from stream emerged from the brush. Instantly, as if an airbag had deployed, his own member engorged, ready to punish Ani. Ani opened his mouth wide, but the beast slapped him. “What??? What do they have in mind??” though Ani in a panic. “I don’t have a front hole like a always wanted, and have not saved up enough to buy the surgery yet… where is that going to… oh no…” he though as each bigfoot grabbed one of his legs with their massive muscular hands. Like snapping a wishbone, the bigfoots pulled Ani into the splits, wrenching both hips out of their respective sockets with a loud crack. The pain was unbearable and it took all of Ani’s strength just to remain conscious. That was just foreplay though for the beasts, as the new lover moved to enter Ani as well, with the larger male still inside him, Ani was about to learn what happens to rapist pedos in Bigfoot Jail. With one well aimed thrust, the new Sasquatch thrust into Ani’s already stretched hole in one push, shredding his tain and splitting him wide open. “My body”, thought Ani as he slipped in and out of consciousness. The double pounding continued for several minutes until the larger male grunted and grabbed Ani’s head, waking him out of his state of shock. Balancing on the smaller males shaft, his legs dangling loose like a rag doll’s 2 feet off the ground, the larger male grabbed his head with both hands, and plunged his meat pole directly down Ani’s throat, dislocating his jaw in the process. Ani could not help but note the irony that his final meal the night before had been a bbq where he enjoyed heaping piles of meat off the pig being spit roasted. He was now that pig hanging off the ground between two primal beast bend on using him for whatever desires they had, completely powerless to stop them. Moments seems like eternity, and just as he felt like he could take the pain no longer, both beast simultaneously drove balls deep into Ani and released the gallons of cum they had stored in in their massive ape like ballsacks. The force of the blast from the smaller male ruptured Ani’s colon and began to fill his abdomen with gallon after gallon of hot white cum his stomach stretching and expanding. At the same time, the larger male’s ejaculation was even stronger and thicker, filling Ani’s lungs till they burst, filling his chest cavity like balloon. Pumping over and over again, the flow only increased in intensity until, stretched to the absolute max Ani mustered one last though “Not… Like… This…” before with a cracking tearing sound Ani exploded and fell in multiple pieces to the ground in a pile of meat and cum.

As Quia stirred, his head pounding, he noticed he was face down in a strange place, unable to move. He remember the shed, but this was a cave, a dark cave, a cave with a very odd musty smell. Looking to his left, he saw the skeleton of a man, pelvic bones shattered and his jaw ajar. Suddenly, he heard a grunting noise behind him, followed but another slightly different grunt. Unable to see what was approaching, he felt the tip of what could only be described as a fire hydrant made out of warm hairy flesh drag along his back. “XOP When?” he thought to himself has strong muscular hands pulled him off the floor of the cave… “XOP When??????”….

 

 

Edited by hotEvercLear

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@Elemental (sorry buddy!!!!!)

 

The Drowning of Elemental

 

Elem Ental was the best runner ever to compete in the Dubai National Marathon of Men Who Oppress Women. The D.N.M.M.W.O.W. was always the largest and most prestigious foot race anywhere in the Arabian peninsula. For Elem (Fullname Elem-al-shahar-al-bin-aziz-Ental Jahar Shiek-al-balla Nahir Brhamahan) it was a dream to finish first to win the affection of his Pilipino maid and prove that he was worthy of forcing her to become his concubine. The race was held on a particularly cool evening in the dead of winter. At only 105 Degrees (F) it was one of the coldest races on record. Elem started strong, but due to the freezing Arab winter winds he quickly developed a cramp in his hamstring and a sharp pain began to run up the back of his leg. His muscle cramping, and tightening, Elem began to hop. Hopping and jumping, twisting and turning in the air trying desperately to maintain his speed, and even gain speed on the slight downhill stretches. Strangely enough, Elem maintained his lead, and even gained some distance between the Kenyan runners in second place. Seeing the finish, line entering the final stretch, Elem noticed something concerning. The laser light show that was scheduled to illuminate the night sky to celebrate the winners of the race, had been sabotaged by ISIS in retaliation for Dubai supporting the US Coalition in Yemen. On a Whim, ISIS decided to rewire the current regulator and servos controlling the laser’s directions to create deadly beams of light streaking across the final thousand meters.

Elem saw Door El-Shimi, his Pilipino maid, standing near the finish line and he knew what he must do. As lasers began to fly towards him, Elem forgot the tightness in his hamstring and thought to himself, “I got this”. As the first laser came in low, Elem mustered all his strength and prepared to Jump with all his might to clear the laser. “Shwing” he thought to himself successfully jumping the first laser. “Shwing Shwing” he yelled as he cleared the next 2. “almost past them, almost to the finish line” he muttered as he cleared a few more. The final Laser came in at an angle and it took all his might to jump over it. The angle was unexpected and it sliced the sole off his knock off yeezs he decided to run in to further impress Door. Hobbling across the finish line, smiling from ear to ear, Elem knew he had succeeded. Looking back he saw body parts and torsos strewn about as none of the other runners had succeeded in jumping the lasers, and had all been horrendously dismembered. None of the spectators gave it a second thought as it was the middle east and horrific dismemberments in public were common place, and in some settings even considered polite. Door ran to Elem and he began to hug her. He hugged her with all his might. Elem hugged door like he had always dreamed about, and realized hugging Door was exactly the place he was meant to be. Gently pushing on the top of Doors head down, he began to force her to her knees. Gazing up into his eyes, she knew as a champion runner she must obey him per Middle Eastern Custom and prepared herself to perform her duty, right there at the finish line. As Elem prepared for the warm pleasure he was about to receive, "A Solo" as he called it so as not to sound vulgar, he wondered if it would feel as satisfying as he had always dreamed.

Before she could perform her duties, Elem heard a loud buzzing sound. Looking out of the corner of his eye, he saw the laser projector buzzing, shaking, and suddenly firing back up for one final laser. “I didn’t even get it in yet…” Elem though as the laser fired, slicing through his thighs and cutting his love in half at the same time. As her lifeless torso fell to the ground in 2 pieces, Elem toppled over clutching at the burnt sumps where his legs used to be. “No, not like this, no solo, I never should have hugged Door so much.... my solo.... why did I have to hug door!!!” he thought as he drifted off into a coma, not knowing if he would ever run, or walk, or even wake again.

Some weeks later, Elem awoke in a hospital outside of Portland. Looking down, as his memories slowly trickled back to him, he saw the stumps where is legs used to be. No more running, no more jumping, no more hopping, no more standing, his life was changed forever. The doctors informed him he was lucky the lasers were not a bit higher as they would have cut off his benis as well, and due to the overloaded current in the lasers they were so hot they perfectly cauterized the wounds and he needed very little blood as they sewed up the holes where his limbs used to be. Over the next weeks and months, Elem learned he had been flown to specialists in America in Oregon where some of the best amputee specialists in the world worked. They helped him learn to use handicap stalls, put on his special pants, and even use the special off road hoverboard they designed for him to use so that he could still enjoy the outdoors. The facility was deep in the woods of the Pacific Northwest. The grounds were well landscaped, with trails leading off into the woods for the patients to explore as they relearned independent mobility. On one warm morning, Elem ventured off away from his caretakers on his hoverboard into the woods, and soon became lost. As he traversed the forest, the soft pine needles gently crunching beneath the wheels of his motorize chariot, Elem began to grow increasingly concerned that nothing looked familiar, and that the forest was becoming very quiet.

Suddenly, as he was distracted and not paying attention, he rolled down a steep embankment and was suddenly stuck. A tree had uprooted years ago, and left behind a 5 foot deep crater. Its steep muddy sides impossible for his hoverboard to drive up, Elem tried to crawl but became covered in mud and nearly indistinguishable from the forest floor. As he lay their pondering, a shadow passed over head. Elem froze and remained perfectly still, blending into the mud like Arnold Schwarzenegger at the end of Predator. “Don’t move a muscle” thought Elem, as another shadow, passed overhead. A grunting noise was heard, followed by another, then another, and another. Suddenly, Elem gazed up and saw to his horror a giant female Bigfoot straddling the hole he was in, and 3 giant bigfoot members raising to attention and pointing at the lady beasts mouth. He has inadvertently fallen into a hole, often used by the Sasquatch as a placed to “Meet Up” and engage in depraved mating rituals that local Indians used to call “nuchuck tu stuck tuck”, or The devils Trapezoid. Sidling each throbbing member into her mouth, taking turns pleasuring them as she became wet and aroused, the Sasquatches began to get more and more aggressive. Grabbing and pulling on her furry breasts, reaching behind to insert fingers hands and fists into whatever hole they so desired, growing harder and harder with each passing moment.

As the Sasquatch continued their fun, Elem remained still, hoping and praying that he mud would mask his scent, and the gentle dripping of Sasquatch juices would not wash it away and expose his pink skin. He could not help but get aroused as the sights and sounds he was seeing. It had been months since he nearly received a Solo from Door at the race, only to fail at the lasers. He noticed the ground becoming very wet, the mud was more of a clay, and very poor for drainage. Sasquatch pussy juices and drool running down the walls of the hole, and beginning to pool at the bottom, Elem began to feel a certain tightness growing in his specially made pants. If only I had my legs Elem though, I could try and crawl away slowly while they are distracted, or maybe they would let me join in the fun. Suddenly, the larger of the 3 males disengaged from her mouth, and proceeded to align himself with her catcher’s mitt of a vagina and plunged his 2 foot member insider her. Thrusting, the female proceeded to server to other two males with her mouth while the larger thrust deeper and faster into her pussy. Frothing liquids dripping from each end of the female, Elem noticed the seemingly impossible ability of this creature to take a dick. The shorter male, who had the largest member by far, suddenly also maneuvered behind the bitch as well. With the larger male laying under her, his legs dangling into the hole a mere inches from Elem’s face, the short male drove his massive cock in one thrust into the female’s balloon knot. Throwing her head back and roaring with pleasure, she became even more aroused and began to deep throat the last male to the point her knees and arms hung loose in the air, suspended only by the massive timbers of the 3 male sasquatches. This went on for what seemed like an hour, until suddenly, the larger male roared and thrust deep. Elem saw his balls throbbing and pulsing as sticky hot white liquid began pouring out of her vagina. Withdrawing his now deflating member, gallons of cum began to flow out filling the hole up to Elem’s ears. “Oh shit!” he thought, as the gravity of the situation began to set in. What if the rest of them cum this much, and what if she does not swallow, it may fill the hole above my head! Just as that realization came to him, the beast destroying the asshole of the female pulled out drenched the back of the female in an eruption of warm gooey pleasure. And she bathed in his cum shower, the beast who was still in her mouth grabbed both ears and pulled her face all the way to his balls and shook the forest with his moan. As the cum cascaded off her back filling the hole and submerging Elem up to his face, the female glanced down while the beast continued to fill her throat with his seed. She saw Elem’s face barely able to stay above the sea of cum. She winked, and withdrew the beasts pulsating cock from her throat and let a river of cum spill forth, completely submerging Elem. As he struggled under the sea of hot sticky semen, “Not Like This” was that last though that went through Elem’s mind before succumbing to the cum bath and drowning in the primal jizz of the beasts. No one ever found him, but he was always remembered as Elem, the guy who could not survive the lasers.

 

Edited by hotEvercLear

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Bigfoot vs. the Potti Mouth Jerk

 

There once was a potti mouthed north Korean who was cruel and mean to everyone. he spent his days working for Kim Jon Un to keep power running at his torture facilities on the boarder of China. At night, he spent every waking moment fapping to hentia based on League of Legend characters and shit posting in various discord servers. After a CIA lead invasion of the facility he worked at, he was taken to the United states to a secret facility in northern California. after weeks of interrogation, the CIA determined he was an idiot and of no value to to them. Leading him deep into the woods, they had him dig a grave, then kneel next to it. Bang, shot right in the back he fell into the hole he had just dug...

 

little did the Jr. agent know, Potti as they called him for his Potti mouth, had not died, but was paralyzed from the bullet severing his spine. as he laid there, bleeding.... he could hear loud smashing footsteps coming towards him. suddenly, a massive and unimaginably strong arm lifted him out of the hole. spinning him around in the air, Potti gazed up at an 8 foot tall bigfoot! bigfoot tried to kneel potti down in front of him, his massive cock already throbbing with excitement, but potti collapsed like a sack of Kim Jong Un's shit since he was paralyzed from the neck down. Enraged the bigfoot ripped off all his clothes, and turned him over to punish the obstanant North Korean's asshole for failure to comply with his desires for oral pleasure. Catching a glimpse of his throbbing member, it reminded him of a pringles can, since all North Koreans know what those are. giving the offering of pringles to Kim Jong Un was a great honor in their culture. 

 

fortunately for Potti, he could feel nothing... Bigfoot rammed his cock into his cinnamon ring with such force it split his tiny asian taint right down the middle. thrusting violently, and using his blood as lube, bigfoot rammed his meat rocket deeper and deeper into Potti's pooper until with a roar and a groan the beast erupted inside of him... the force of the orgasmic blast was so strong it ruptured his colon and shot semen out of both the entry and exit wounds the bullet hole made in his back and chest.... spinning Potti like a top on his cock the cum sprayed all over the forest like a white pinwheel. 

 

dropping potti face first onto a rock, he could just make out the shadow of the beasts food raising over him. "Shit, I'll miss the next worlds tournament now...." he though as the foot came crashing down on the back of his head smashing his skull and brains to pieces.... and that was the end of Potti... no one missed him, because he was such a Potti Mouthed Jerk....

 

The End (written on mobile while pooping...) 

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Vauffoot (wemastewed)
By Onyahowe

sorry, i had to do it.


Vauff, a taww, white man was camping out in the woods awonye.
“It suwe is nyice to be away fwom the big city fow once (・`ω´・) ” excwaimed Vauff “It’s a wittwe wonyewy, but it’s peacefuw.”
Vauff was setting up his tent by the wivew between some twees as the sun set and the wind howwed. He wowe his most pwecious shiwt that day, his Extweme Escapews Jewsey, it had his nyame and titwe pwastewed on the back ‘Vauff GFW Tiew 3 Admin’. Vauff soon finyished setting up his tent and despite the fiwe bans this season he begun to stawt a campfiwe. As soon as he got the fiwe going he heawd a woud cwack upstweam and had an eewie feewing that he was being watched.
“Who’s thewe? (・`ω´・) ” Shouted Vauff, hoping it was just a deew
He gwabbed a piece of wood and quickwy tuwnyed it into a towch with the skiwws he weawnyed fwom the boy scouts back in his days as a wee-wad. Vauff swowwy fowwowed the wivew upstweam in seawch of the nyoise. Aftew wawking a few dozen metews upstweam he found a big bwanch bwoken in between what seemed to wesembwe a big footpwint in the gwound. A cowd shivew went thwough Vauffs body as he swowwy began to back up back to his tent. As he backed up to his tent he thought he saw a taww figuwe in the dawknyess and his swow wetweat tuwnyed into a spwint. As soon as he weached his tent, he scuwwied undew his sweeping bag compwetewy fowgetting that he was stiww howding the towch (・`ω´・) 
“Ah shit (・`ω´・)  MY CWOTHES (・`ω´・) ” Yewwed Vauff as the fiwe buwnt up his favouwite shiwt in an awmost awtistic fashion. He stopped, dwopped, and wowwed awong the buwnying gwound and manyaged to stop the buwnying of what was weft of his favouwite shiwt, but his tent was stiww afwame. The fwame caught on and buwnt his showts, exposing his wowew body and weweasing his benyis. He stopped, dwopped, and wowwed again but his showts wewe nyow aww buwnt up, aww that was weft was his thigh high stockings. Suddenwy he stawted to heaw footsteps coming towawds him. Woud footsteps. It awmost fewt wike the gwound was shaking. Vauff swowwy tuwnyed awound to see a 9 foot taww Big Foot standing acwoss the wivew (・`ω´・)  It was hawd to see in the dawk, but as soon as Big Foot wawked into the wivew the wight of the campfiwe awwowed Vauff to see that Big Foot appeawed to be howding a wog.
*SPWASH*
Big foot weweased what he was howding and it spwashed into the watew with a gweat sound that fiwwed Vauff with a tewwibwe weawization. That was nyo wog… Vauff weawnyed that day that it is twue what they say about big feet. Despite Vauff being 6’5” taww, the massive cock of Big Foot appeawed to make Vauff wook as smaww as a koawa. Vauff twied to wun, but the big haiwy wegs of Big Foot awwowed it to catch up quickwy and pin Vauff on the fwoow.
“I-i-i-i-I’m a tiew 3 admin on GFW’s zombie escape sewvew you knyow (・`ω´・)  I can ban you fow this (・`ω´・)  Wet me go (・`ω´・) ” Pweaded Vauff

“Me encanta ew chocowate bwanco~~” whispewed Bigfoot into Vauffs eaw
--I used googwe twanswate fow this wmfao
Bigfoot wested his Bigcock on Vauffs back and the haiwy sensation tickwed Vauff which caused his heawt to
fwuttew. But that moment didn’t wast wong, cause soon aftew Bigfoot began to poke Vauffs boi pussy with
his benyis.
“Nyot thewe (・`ω´・)  I have a wuvw awweady (・`ω´・) ” Shouted Vauff as he began to feew a swippewy sensation on his ass
that made him weawize that the weason Bigfoot spwashed his cock in the wivew was because the wivewbed
was made of Vasewinye (・`ω´・)  1…2…3… Bigfoot twied to swide his cock into Vauffs smow howe.
‘nyo way… this wiww nyevew fit in my boi pussy, my wife pawtnyew Edwawd Nyick is nyowhewe nyeaw this big (・`ω´・) ’
thought Vauff thwoughout Bigfoots faiwed attempts
When suddenwy *fwooop* Bigfoot thwusted his big haiwy cock aww the way into Vauffs intestinyes and cawwied
him up as he wowe him wike a sock.
“Kyaaaaa~~ its coming insiiiide (・`ω´・) ” squeawed Vauff as he was uvwcome with pweasuwe “I can’t bewieve I
came fwom him just putting it in (・`ω´・) ”
Bigfoot began moving his hips and despite Vauff being 6’5” taww he was fiwwed up compwetewy with bigfoots
phawwic membew.
‘My minds going bwank… I can’t bewieve someonye othew than my wife pawtnyew is making me feew this good…
I don’t knyow how wong I can howd back…’
“Estás más apwetado que ew chupacabwas” Said Bigfoot as he waid Vauff back on the fwoow in doggy stywe
position and suddenwy stopped thwusting his hips.
“DON’T STOP (・`ω´・) ” Yewwed Vauff without thinking (・`ω´・)  ‘Oh nyo (・`ω´・)  What am I saying (・`ω´・)  I have a souw mate awweady (・`ω´・) ’
‘Nyo way… it can’t feew this good… E…. Nyick….. Gomennyasai… I cant howd back anymowe…’ thought Vauff
as his mind went bwank…
“Kyaaaa~~ my hips awe moving on theiw own (・`ω´・) ” Vauff excwaimed as he began to thwust his hips awong
Bigfoots wong cock. “My boi pussy can onwy be satisfied by Bigfoot-sama’s cock nyowww”
Bigfoot couwdn’t handwe the advanced hip muvments of the tiew 3 admin and cweampied his ass (・`ω´・) 
“Attakaaaaiiii….” Squeewed Vauff as bigfoots sticky cum ciwcuwated thwoughout Vauffs smow shouta body
(in compawison to bigfoot).
Bigfoot peewed Vauff off his cock wike a sweaty sock aftew a wong day of wowk but Vauff quickwy scuwwied
back to cwean it off. “I bewong to Bigfoot-sama nyow” Vauff said as he cweanyed off Bigfoot-samas big haiwy
shwong with his mouth to get weady fow wound 2. Vauff wost his sense of time and weawity as they fucked
thwoughout the nyight and Bigfoot bwought him to his cave.
Vauff was wepowted as missing but was found 2 weeks watew in the middwe of the woods, discawded by
Bigfoot, cuvwed in semen, and with a gaping howe in his ass the size of Kentucky. The onwy wowds he
uttewed wewe… “admuuuuuun…. exxxtend *pyon*”

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