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Full Guide to Get everyone to like you.

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this is all a joke never do these please haha thanks

 

 

 

Step 1) Be sure to beat them with a stunstick before the round starts.

Step 2) Shut doors on people. ESPECIALLY if they're a neutral.

Step 3) On the topic of neutrals, follow them around until 11:00 and then slaughter them.

Step 4) Intentionally kill people with elevators. 

Step 5) Respond to all reports with copypastas. 

Step 6) "git gud"

Step 7) Be 12 and scream into the mic. Make sure your mic is flooded with background noise and all the plosive sounds are amplified.

Step 8) Go on RDM sprees and then leave to avoid punishment.

Step 9) Report admins.

Step 10) Be Captain Haxray and complain every time you die.

Step 11) !scp, !ntf, !ci

Step 12) Use excessively

Step 13) Blare memes over the intercom

Step 14) Scream "D BOOoooooOOOOOOY" every time you become a d boy. 

Step 15) Camp gate B (this is a big one, everybody loves gate campers.)

Step 16) Be a Class D and kill Dr Maynard/ CI spy and get away with it

 

 

 

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Shitpost Guides, ironic guides, any guides are no longer funny.

They're just an attempt to farm posts or reputation

 

Stop


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Posted  Edited by Duc2000

Yeah listen here you breach people. 

We don't need anymore guides

Your attempts at humor are not funny, they are just attempts at getting rep and a laugh out of people. But they aren't working for any of you, so I don't know why you keep making. That said, It's time to stop. 

Edited by Duc2000

“I was so good at being a kid, and so terrible at being whatever I was now.”
― John Green, Turtles All the Way Down

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