How to win a game as Class-D in Breach

box box · November 14, 2018

This is a joke guide, don't do shit I say here or you might actually get banned.

Alright, so, I'm pretty sure everyone is tired of waiting 27 minutes and then getting Class-D and then die to a camping SCP-173 at SCP-914 when you open the gate. So, I've made this guide to get rid of that possibility.

So yeah, before we start I just wanna say, welcome to my newest guide, oh and this guide is only for Site-19, all other maps are dumb and don't deserve to be played at all or even looked at.

Alright, so because you were flaming up the entire team of MTF, you got team banned permanently from being in the Foundation team, so all you can be now is Class-D. CI and SCPs are out of the question.

So, what your going to want to do is get a key card before anyone else in pre-game. When you do this, you realize you have already won.

After this, get a level 3 ( you have to do this yourself, no instructions can be given as our "test-ees" never could get a level 3 ) and go to 914, upgrade yo shit and then make your way to the entrance zone. ( optionally, wait for a cunt researcher to open 914 for you and steal his card and run away. )

Now, avoid any SCP's and MTF, and make your way to the electrical center. Now once your there, camp it, wait for any poor researcher or MTF to come on down and kill him, if your feeling cocky even t-bag him, that'll sure make him mad. After that, it'll be at least 5:00. Now, since your an asshole and your friend is teaming with you as MTF, give him your 05 and ask him to nuke the facility while you also camp the nuke.

After this, wait for somebody to kill your friend, run into the nuke hole ( inside the room to fire the nuke, and into the little hole that the nuke is stationed in. ) and wait there.

While your doing that spam "@hey stupid fucking admins get me out of this hole or I'll have Xy demote your ass" in chat, and eventually you'll get out, or die.

Or if there is no admins on, just keep spamming !calladmin and the same text, just without the @. And HOPEFULLY you'll get out. Since the nukes have been disabled track the gay researcher that turned them off, blast his blood on a wall and dance on his dead body, because you don't care about other peoples opinions.

After that, spray whatever spray you have on the wall he died on, and then run off to Gate A. Whenever you do this, its already opened since you used too much time spamming the admins.

Once you do this, you have to soon realise that you have absolutely no time at all to get to Gate B fast enough because nobody bothered to talk to SCP-079. Because of this, you just sit there in the guard tower, readying the H.I.D. turret to blast yourself into oblivion because you realize you've already lost.

And suddenly, you realize since your stupid MTF friend was messaging you on steam saying how fucking dumb you were because you didn't save him, you didn't realize you had atleast 3 minutes to get to Gate B, and because of this atleast 20 MTF/Serpents Hand will spawn on you, and you lose once again.

And that is my guide on how to lo- I mean, win as Class-D. I hope you enjoyed it.

Edited November 14, 2018 by box box

Random Noise · November 14, 2018

VilhjalmrF · November 15, 2018

Stop making guides.

box box · November 15, 2018

Its good for you, Kite.

EvilCheeseBurger · November 15, 2018

Can we finally make guides against the rules now

box box · November 15, 2018

Its not going to happen, I'll make sure of that.

VilhjalmrF · November 15, 2018

16 hours ago, EvilCheeseBurger said:

Can we finally make guides against the rules now

7 hours ago, box box said:

Its not going to happen, I'll make sure of that.

Well I mean, if the user keeps making/spamming useless post then they can be punished.

box box · November 16, 2018

16 hours ago, Kite9867 said:

Well I mean, if the user keeps making/spamming useless post then they can be punished. btw im gay

They aren't "useless", its removing the meaning of guide more then anything, my guides of course are not useless though.

VilhjalmrF · November 16, 2018

4 hours ago, box box said:

They aren't "useless", its removing the meaning of guide more then anything, my guides of course are not useless though.