hotEvercLear 194 / 4,723 Report Post Posted January 14, 2019 Edited January 15, 2019 by hotEvercLear How to make a map, by BottomCapPancake Step 1. Download the Soouarrce SKDD Two Step. Open ScrewDriver Step 3. Make Oversized Hollow Cubes and apply non texture locked textures to them in random fashoooon Streap 4. Add light entities everywhere because Step 5. Scatter random props all over and be sure to you have lighting on them enabled, ensure no 2 props are from the same theme Step 5. add 100 lasers all placed individually to fire one after the other Step 5 part 3. remove all other holds and choke points and map dynamics that may distract from the lasers. Step 5. add annoying music that makes no sense in the map Step 4. Make sure all holds are 10 min minimum. Step 5. remove all clipping possible for best user experience around props bunched together so players get stuck Step 6%. ask 34 questions a min in discord mapping channel about particles trying to get someone to do it for you. Step 6. Add 70 more unbeatable lasers... because lasers Step 7. Add meme textures and use PackMouse to pack them all the wrong way Step A. Put secret anime porn room in very findable place to be edgy and also because you cannot help yourself from being a weeb Step Down. Make all brushes func_detail then complain that hammer is broken because it wont compile and the red line goes right though the brush itself Step. XII create broken item and then give up and never put it in the map Step 13. Repeat steps 1-XII because you didnt autosave and ScrewDriver crashed on you so you lost everthing and had to start over Step 14. DM Spam Vauff the link to your non shared dropbox instead of using form Step 15b-11. Break server on mapload Step Up 2 (The streets). repeat steps 1-15 several times until you dont break server anymore Step iii5. crash everyone's client on map change because you complied in LDR Step 18. realize you have 600 hrs logged in hammer and have wasted your life... Step 19. Realize you have not played CSGO ZE in forever and can no longer survive even basic Shroom2 lasers Step 20. Add 50 more lasers to map at all different heights Hope this helps! Edited January 15, 2019 by hotEvercLear Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tame 71 / 1,811 Report Post Posted January 15, 2019 600* lasers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knightjs 30 / 2,176 Report Post Posted January 15, 2019 Instructions unclear went over entity limit for the lasers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options... Achievements
hotEvercLear 194 / 4,723 Report Post Posted January 15, 2019 Edited January 15, 2019 by hotEvercLear you are correct knightjs... my apologies! I used metric lasers instead of standard lasers... fixed! since most laserfags are EU or ASIA that threw off my calculations... i will have fiddler make a spreadsheet next time! Edited January 15, 2019 by hotEvercLear Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnickTheDemon 25 / 3,098 Report Post Posted January 15, 2019 372 lasers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiberius1 4 / 1,676 Report Post Posted January 16, 2019 Thanks for the tutorial ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...