Jump to content

The Story Of The Dicktator, The Maiden and the Knight

Recommended Posts

Once upon a time, there was a man named Rep. He was a dicktator. He wanted his subjects to love him, but they rejected him. They wanted to live free, so he forced his laws upon them. His friend Hanklefish enforced the laws with brute force, so the people demanded action be taken. The action was taken in the form of a rebellion. Many noble Knights tried braving assaults on his fortress but they were felled. A last attempt was made, by a fair maiden offering his virtue up to Rep. That maiden was named Quint, who imprisoned himself in the dungeons. He called upon Rep to free him from his carnal curse, and just as Rep proceeded to, a Noble Knight named Fox burst through. He slayed the Dicktator and fled, leaving the Maiden to his fate. 


And so they lived happily ever after.

  • Like 3

Share this post

Link to post
Share on other sites

Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

  • Create New...