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🐒  This is a forum to educate gamers of the great monkey race    🐒

1. Monke cool


2.their genetics are very close to humans i find that interesting


3. they got thumbs


4. technically monke own Uganda


5. monke eat cool bug with stick


6. they deadass rob people


7. there is only monkey


8. Link from hit game franchise TLOZ is actually a monke in hiding

9. their feet are fucKING HANDS


10. that one gorilla spun one time


11. Some say that you can still hear the voices of the monkes of ancient if you listen to a banana peel very closely


12. the monke emojis were created because we forced representation on apple's part


13. orangutans are extremely smart. If you were to perform a slight if hand trick on one, it would try to mimmick you


14. There are the reason twinkies still exist today


15. who asked? monke did


16. There bond is stronger than any steel you can reasonably create


17. Contrary to popular belief, chimps are a monke minority


18. There feet act like hands 2: electric boogaloo


19. swingin'


20. if you really think about it, monke created humans, and that makes us god

 

21. 9+10 was decreed to equal 21 by the council of monke in the ancient year of 2014


22. they can learn fucking sign language


23. Documents found in the great library of monke dictate the growth and shrink of the Monke empire


24. probiscus monkeys got da nose


25. some monkeys throats go 

bWOOOO like a frog

 

26. Whoever came up with the caveman easter egg in Halo 3 got a monke medal for representation


27. They were enslaved by shaka zulu before the british invaded


28. There are also currently 264 known monkeys


29. They have Epic Smiles 


30. They doxxed Skai Jackson


31. not one member of monke is a femboy, meaning the men are burly


32. council of monke


33. They were apart of very great wars


34. the back scratcher is a useless invention, monke has a better invention: the tree bark


35. doodoo balls were used in medieval times when monke fight monke. very flammable and explosive

     This post is made by monkey       gang And our fellow monkeys 🙈🙉

 

@Shuruia @Pyros @Harakoni @Killes @mbs @Zexired @Xy

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