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  1. GFL DEMOGRAPHIC 2016 Participates: 109 #Dan4MemeRank? Thank you to all that participated. I was happy to see we got more people this year. If you would like to compare these to last years statistics, click here. Let us hope for another fun year of GFL.
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  2. Hello, everyone. I’m happy to announce two new Division Leaders for the CS:GO division, @Deltacommander and @HackingPotato. First off, many of you may have noticed that I am not as interested in our CS:GO division as I was before; I’m willing to help out with it, but I’d like for someone else to be the main DL. That is why we were searching for a replacement for quite a while now. Adding these two new DLs for CS:GO will mean a good amount of changes coming soon and more people to go to if issues arise. They’ll obviously have to get used to everything first, so it may take a few days. Regardless, these are very promising additions. They have already presented us some plans for the future that we’ll start working on shortly and most of the higher-ups are looking forward to what they can bring to the table. To assure that both of them have a strong technical side to their already great leadership skills, Ariistuujj, denros, Roy and I are going to train and observe them. These additions will not only help the CS:GO side of GFL, but they will also provide us with a new view on lots of things regarding the whole community. Deltacommander will still be able to actively manage and watch over our Zombie Escape server since he isn’t the only one in charge of CS:GO, so there’s no need to worry about that. Overall, we believe that the addition of these two will freshen up the CS:GO division and help it become what it used to be. (Little side note: The fact that we were likely going to get one or two new DLs held me back on some promotions, as I wanted to discuss the candidates with the new DL(s) first and to give them an opportunity to train them, as well. These other promotions will be discussed and done soon.) View full article
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  3. (Permanent VIPs and global admins cannot participate for obvious reasons.) @Snoopy had the idea of hosting a Christmas VIP giveaway, so that's what we're doing. The winners of this giveaway will be given a month of VIP each. To participate, simply reply to this thread with your answer to the question "What do you want for Christmas?". This giveaway will end on the 25th, upon which three winners will be selected by https://www.random.org/
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  4. I figured I should let the public know about this. I have been leading the team since sometime in January of 2016, just about a year at this point. In that time, I have developed the team from practically nothing into a semi-organized group of graphic designers willing to help out the community's graphic needs. We made it through tough times of only four members and with the forum move as well. I definitely made several mistakes throughout my time as leader and could have done a better job in my opinion, but overall, I did a decent job all things considered. I do not think I could have done as good without the occasional advice from @nick027nd (past leader for those that did not know) and several other team members (some of which have left). A year later after taking the position, I believe it is time to pass the torch on to someone else. Transition of power is a necessary thing to keep a group stable and healthy. I also feel I have not been doing much over the course of the last few months. I have lost the passion that I had way back when. Lastly, I have been busy with life activities and school. Right when I believe that I will be more active for the team, something comes up. I believe resigning will give someone else a chance to do what I have not been able to. I hate to do this since we only recently merged the GFX and Media teams into the Creative Team, which needs someone to get the Media side of things going again, but I do not think I would be capable of doing so with my current state. I would like to thank all of the GFX Team Members who put up with me for all these months. You guys have helped out this community greatly and it is much appreciated. Continue doing what you do best. @cankyarts @Azura @Bae @Tai @OutOfIdeas @Radify25 @OGB4LIFE @bobe @inHaze Myself and the other Trusted members are looking for a new leader at the moment. I will make sure the transition goes smoothly and to overlook the team for the first few weeks to make sure things are stable. Lastly, as a quick clarification, this resignation is only for GFX/Creative Team Leader, not Community Advisor.
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  5. May all your servers low latent. May all your bans permanent. May all your moms filled with happenis. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I miss you guys and wanted to announce baby #2 on the way. Have a great holiday and continue to be the best gaming community I've ever been a part of. @Roy <3 Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.
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  6. Hello everyone. I would like to announce the opening of GFL's GMOD Jailbreak server. The server is now open for the public for all to enjoy and will include MANY perks such as player models for members and over, jukebox and custom tags for Supporters and VIPs. I would also like to thank everyone who came on to help test and would be giving everyone who came on during the testing phase 3000 pointshop points to spend on whatever they like. I would also like to thank the Garry's Mod division leaders @Violator and @Zebra for helping me along the way. If you would like to join the server open up console and type "Connect 66.85.14.22:27015" View full article
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  9. Hi guys, I know with the fag Scoobers resigning, the anticipation for a new manager is here! And no it's not me... they demoted me. Kidding kidding, anyways, I am the new manager, and I hope to be manager for as long as Scoobers and maybe Ghosty combined... Idk we'll see.. Anyways, one thing I want to say right out of the gate: I don't know when yet, since I'm still pretty new, but in the near future FA:S 2.0 will be removed, and be replaced with CW weapons. So all of you who are complaining about FAS, and that's a lot of you, fear no more, because soon it will be gone, maybe... We'll see how we like CW weapons, if no one likes them, then maybe @Firestorm can code us some amirite . Anyways, I hope to get stuff done (And YOU there commenting "Yeah right we all know how Scoobers and Ghosty did", we'll see won't we ). Anyways that's it, so have fun! (I am also thinking of a Player Reports section for the forums, don't exactly know what to expect with that yet, let me know what you guys think!).
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  11. *sigh* *sigh* Roy here with another *sigh* managing tutorial. Today we're going to... *sigh* *sigh*
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  12. Hello everyone, We seek players with good knowledge of the game mode and good communication skills. It's important to know the current admin team, as they are the ones to decide where your application will go. Any questions can be sent privately to @Deltacommander or @xSnowyAngel PLEASE NOTE: Admin apps take more than 1-2 weeks to be accepted or denied, please be patient. Also note: any off-topic/Troll applications will get hidden. If your application gets accepted, you will be contacted by either @Deltacommander or @xSnowyAngel. COPY EVERYTHING INSIDE THE BOX BELOW Application Form MEMBERS (who are NOT the ones applying): DO NOT POST RESPONSES IN HERE, IT WILL BE HIDDEN. This is for Admins+ to post their opinions in. Name: Steam ID: Age: Server playtime: Time you can be on & Timezone: Why do you want to become an admin?: Reason for accepting: Requirements: 100 hours on CS:GO GFL ZE (Check VIA: Gametracker) An able microphone The ability and willingness to join Teamspeak Age must be over 16 Must be able to play at least 3-4 days of the week For Admins (Template): The Good: Where you can improve: The Bad: Overall:
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  13. Well, to kick off the New Year I want to give you guys/gals some new games to enjoy this year. The following are the games I will be giving away, here are the rules to enter: You must NOT own the game you want to enter for. You can only enter for ONE game. Now here are the games you can enter for: The Sims 3 ARK: Survival Evolved Goat Simulator The Stanley Parable Golf With Your Friends To enter, please copy and paste the sentence below, but add in the game you would like to enter in provided in the blank space(s). I would like to enter in the giveaway of [ ]. The giveaway will end on Friday the 6th at 12 pm EST Please enjoy these games and have a Happy New Year.
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  14. The winners are @Runda20, @Lone_Sniper_Gir and @Funky. For being in last place, @Viision gets coal in his stocking this year.
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  15. ART OF THE MONTH: JANUARY Brought to you by the GFL GFX Team Welcome to the third Art of the Month (AOTM) contest. If you need to read over the rules and guidelines, refer to this thread: The theme of this month is LANDSCAPE. Here is an example image: You can make whatever image you would like so long that it sticks to the theme. The dimensions can be anything that you deem appropriate. As said before, the deadline is the end of the month, Jan. 31. Afterwards, a poll will be made to determine the winner. I recommend anyone with any actual artistic talent to participate. If you have any questions be sure to message me or the other GFX members: @Bae @Azura @LieutenantColonelShove @Tai @Radify25 @inHaze @cankyarts @bobe @OGB4LIFE Paint those happy little trees and rocks and good luck!
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  17. I have to assume this is in relation to your recent elevation to "Popular Contributors", as stated by harry. If so, I will only say this - you don't need to do shit like that to be popular in GFL. For all of my faults & history, people give me a lot of respect. Be yourself & all will be well.
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  18. Because pornhub is blocked on their home computers. And it doesn't have 14 year olds being fucked. But yeah this is weird.
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  19. More of this? Why do you guys write this stuff?
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  20. (Upon further analysis from Dr. █ █ █ █ █ , This document has been edited from declassifying any sensitive material.) the best admin team @RickGrimesTM obviously its █ █ and █ █ █ █ at the bottom.
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  21. of course,all these happens when you're there. Now, we know how to get rid of cancer
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  22. Thank you very much to the whole team! I'm going to try to learn the new information as efficiently as possible.
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  23. Im assuming you are talking about Yung Stew. Since @SpaceCow can't ban yet, he called me to go on the server to check on that player. I was LITERALLY sitting in spectate watching your friend Bhop, and you said he can't bhop? After spectating, we decided to give him a warning (by kicking), after he rejoined, he's still using it His Jump Stats: Flagged: 0 || Perf: 44.6 || Avg: 17.7/ 266.1 || Yung Stew<5048><STEAM_1:0:141042542><> || Map: ze_PKMN_Adventure_v6_3_3 || Last: 10 23 20 21 19 19 19 21 22 17 11 18 16 21 23 23 16 15 17 14 16 16 17 15 15 17 20 20 16 14 Please explain how can he spam the spacebar 15-23 times per jump without hyper scrolling or using a macro/script
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  24. GFL Guide To Administration “A comprehensive guide to doing your job.” Rules Players joining a normal DarkRP server are met with an immense list of rules. Many of the common rules nowadays severely limit players’ freedom to be creative with their jobs. For the sake of players and admins, we have gotten rid of them. Advertising raids and other RP actions Why should a player ever announce their actions to anyone other than the players directly involved? The only possible reason is logging the action for admins. After all, when someone complains, the admins can check the logs for an advert. If there was no advert, people get warned. The problem is that players now complain about people not advertising an otherwise perfectly valid RP action. People are not necessarily punished for bad RP, but merely forgetting to log their every single move. That’s terrible. We have two solutions: scripts that log things automatically, and for things that cannot be logged automatically, tell players to complain anonymously (through ULX’s “@”). Focus on catching players red handed rather than acting on things in hindsight with just chat information. FearRP A player being mugged has one choice, and that is to give the money. If they have a gun, FearRP states that they cannot use it. All this is supposedly for the sake of realism. FearRP makes mugging extremely overpowered. One message in chat and you’ll either get your money or the other player will be punished by an admin. We have gotten rid of this rule and we force muggers to be more creative with mugging. Here are some tips: have them mug people who look like they don’t have guns, or perhaps have them trap people in a room to make sure they can’t run away. FailRP FailRP is an awful rule, and has become a way for players to force admins to resolve disputes that would otherwise stay in-character. Example: a gun dealer steals a shipment from another gun dealer. The victim gun dealer calls FailRP, because only thieves or gangsters are allowed to steal. The thieving gun dealer, however, had a valid RP reason for stealing those shipments: stolen shipments have a bigger profit margin than bought shipments. Even more, it hurts competition! FailRP demands this gun dealer to do only precisely that which the job description in the F4 menu describes. Any step out of line can be considered FailRP. Tell people to solve such disputes with the resources that they have. Tell the victim gun dealer in said example, to take revenge, to better secure their shipments or otherwise be creative in finding a solution. This way, our administration team can spend less time intervening, and our players are forced to solve their own problems. Self supply Gun dealers could buy shipments for themselves and refuse to sell, that prevents other people from becoming gun dealer and sell guns instead. From that perspective, a self supply rule makes sense. Nevertheless, it’s not the best solution to the problem. This is actually a problem players can resolve themselves by demoting the gun dealer. Before the self supply rule (and other rules), the demote mechanism was very popular and effective to combat not only self supply, but also abusive cops, inactive mob bosses and the like. The demote mechanism gives players the power to deal with people who don’t do their jobs properly. It really makes the rule, and thus an admin intervention redundant. (Admin) disrespect In GFL Purge, respect is earned, not demanded. A disrespect rule is an easy way for admins to avoid having to properly deal with criticism. Anyone who criticises the server or the behaviour of admins can be gotten rid of with this rule. This also gives admins the idea that they’re always right, and that people who disagree should not be tolerated. This is a very bad situation to be in, as an admin’s job is not to be right; an admin who can learn from criticism is much better than one who cannot. Our admins should be capable of properly dealing with such criticism. They should be able to listen to criticism even if it contains some curse words, and should be able to deal with situations where they or other admins are accused of abuse or when aspects of the server are criticised. Admins who punish people who give valid criticism will be warned, or even demoted if they fail to grasp the concept of valid criticism. NLR Believe it or not, there was a time when NLR wasn’t a thing. There’s little more frustrating than looking at your base being raided, able to intervene and save your stuff, but not allowed to because of a rule or some NLR script. At GFL Purge, we have abolished NLR making fights bigger and more exciting. Grabbing the loot is boring if the owners are dead and the admin makes sure they don’t come back. It’s more of a challenge if you have to keep a lookout. It also encourages the police to try to catch the criminals. After all, it’s much more rewarding if the police officers can keep trying while the raid is going on. RDM Whenever someone is unaware of or disagrees with the reason they were killed, RDM is cried to the admins. People simply hate dying, and RDM is an an opportunity to get an admin to punish the person who killed you. Furthermore, since admins are unable to judge kills in hindsight, inappropriately calling RDM commonly ends up with an unnecessary punishment. For players it’s profitable to call RDM for almost any kill. We loosen up on the rule. Sure, some kills may be random, but that only becomes a real problem when the killer is actively out to anger other players. Those people can easily be recognised by their disruptive behaviour, like the amount of people they’re killing and the time between kills. As such, our rule against MassDM is much more efficient. It gives players freedom to kill people when necessary, it encourages players to deal with getting killed themselves, and cuts our admins some slack. Administration The focus of administrators should be less on controlling the way people roleplay, and more on keeping the server clear of those out to ruin the game for others. One very important aspect of GFL Purge is to change the rules such that admin intervention is strongly discouraged in roleplay situations. Another is to change the way admins intervene and interact with other players. Rooftop sessions In other servers, one popular approach to deal with rule breakers is to put them on a roof and talk things over. The problem is that “admin sits” alway take up a lot of time, and end up frustrating the admin. People always lie, accusers will always exaggerate or even make up claims, and rule-breakers will always deny any wrongdoing. Rarely is there ever anything to gain by interrogating people. It just doesn’t work. Instead, try to catch people red handed. When someone complains about valid rules being broken, assure them that you’re looking into it. Punish immediately if you can definitively tell wrongdoing from the logs. Usually you can’t, though, so the best option there is to keep a closer eye on the accused. This can be done with !spectate. The most important thing here is to accept is that even with logs, you physically cannot reason about the past, but you are perfectly able to reason about the present and future. Use that to your advantage. Players demanding admin intervention Players are used to the current way of playing DarkRP. Most of the struggles of administration will come from players demanding admins to intervene where they really shouldn’t. The solution here is to say no. Our admins are encouraged to refuse to intervene in situations that are better resolved in-character. Saying no should be easy, deciding when to leave conflicts to the players and when to actually intervene is difficult. You don’t want to be seen as lazy on one hand, but you don’t want to intervene after every kill either. Use this as a rule of thumb: only intervene when someone is actively trying to piss people off and trying to bully people to leave the server. When done right, our players can feel free to play DarkRP the way they like without people continuously calling admins to punish them for some silly rule they broke. Simultaneously, they can feel safe, assured that the real minges get kicked off the server. En Determinatio Thank you for reading our guide, and we hope you enjoy your time as a member in the GFL Purge Administration Team. - Kleetus Owner of Games For Life TM
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  25. Hello! Making this thread so you can report us issues you find in the server. I have recently noticed that there are few issues that appear sometimes (mostly after a CS:GO update) or just generally a plugin that isn't working well and sometimes mess with the performance. I have taken care of some issues with the EU server and fixed most problems I found, but there still could be issues with them or new ones. As usual, all reports apply for EU and US.
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  26. It's time we stop playing the same 5 maps for a day. It's time to add a little variety to the server. It's time to see what the other 140+ maps are all about. Introducing Zero Nominations Day 2017! It is a day where map nominations are turned off and the list is completely random when you finally decide to RTV shit map. If only for a single day let's explore maps one could only dream of playing because it's constantly up against santa or arctic escape (wtf is up with arctic escape lately?). I played a map this weekend that seriously hasn't been played in at least 6 months on this server and it was actually a lot of fun. I knew it existed but does the random player who sees nothing but icecap all day everyday know what it is? The answer is no. We must expose them to different and newer maps, and maybe they'll enjoy them and vote for them in the future. Stop allowing the first people who load a map the ability to nominate the same garbage over and over and have just 1 day where it's completely random. Maybe we can have nominations turned off for longer periods in the future but I will start by asking for 1 day.
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  27. Hello, fetchers. We are henceforth promoting @MrManslayerX as the second CS:S division leader. It may seem odd that we would even need a second division leader for CS:S, given the circumstances that the division is under. However, this is not a matter of what we strictly need, but rather a matter of fulfilling untapped potential. @Thomasdavid097 is sufficient to simply maintain the division, but the addition of a second division leader means that expansion within the division will be a much smoother process. It would also be prudent of me to note that our TS3 server has a new rule page. @SkittlezExZ wrote a rule page that @Dano and I edited in order to create a detailed guide to the rules (and the related punishments) that exist within our TS3 server. It also briefly details the purpose of several ranks within GFL, as well as providing some helpful links. The TS3 rules have always been available in the description of the lobby. View full article
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  28. Here comes regret... People in the story / should read: @Xy_ @Violator (god bless you) @FxIsFestiveAF @myPHART @TheClassyBandit @HoxenshatteredRulez @Barack_Obama @PB-n-J @Windeetree (deserves to read this) @NotMotder @Kubnair @MistaLOD @Kite9867 @AstroAdaption 50 Shades of Violator (Chapter 1): https://gflclan.com/forums/topic/6199-50-shades-of-violator/ 50 Shades of Violator By Severely Artistic A Christmas Surprise It's the most wonderful time of the year. Kids screaming their hearts out, my ears screaming in pain, the usual. I start to think Christmas is pretty shit at times, but I'd hate to be like The Grinch... Anyway, Vio had me skip the tryout phase for the administrator position and just made me one. I guess the "extra credit" gave me a boost for that position. Luckily, my dad, Hoxen, hasn't found out about that little night with Vio. We've been keeping our relationship a secret now. I try and distance myself away but I'm too worried I might lose the job. The day I told my dad about the news, he seemed pretty excited but was very skeptical on how I managed to skip the tryouts. I tried to not bring attention to that. Everything's changed a lot. More families have moved in so that meant a lot more faces and Artistic has taken a change himself and decided to work on a farm. I usually go on down there to say hi, but it's mostly to see one specific animal I talk to a lot. It's a goat who I've made friends with. I named him Kubnair, which stands for "Drunk goat" I think. Everyone calls me retarded for thinking he can talk, which i'm positive he can. Artistic thinks he hears him talk too, which is why I think I'm going insane. Never be on the same page as that man... I was driving down over to work when I stopped by the TTT daycare center and didn't find Hoxen there. It's extremely strange, too. He's been recently away every now and then which is never like him. I've also noticed another woman coming in every so often, but she never had any kids to bring in. I asked Hoxen who she was and he just replied with "Oh that's Aquatic. Just a family friend is all. Don't you have work to get to?" He seems very anxious to talk about her. After that little stop, I continued over to my workplace at the GFL Center. It's a pretty fun job getting to make sure everything's in shape and it pays fairly. I stopped by to get gas when I noticed that the Windy Tree was chopped down to put in place a statue of the president-elect, Trump. It was depressing to see that the community would prefer a statue over a beautiful tree. It will be missed. I called up Fx to tell her the news but she didn't respond either. I guess she was also busy. The snow had fallen for a while now to make a nice, thick blanket to cover the entire city. It's made transportation much more difficult, but we figure out ways. There's this one man who's named The Classy Bandit, since he's old school, who practically runs the city. He managed a lot of the transportation in the winter making people pay a fortune just to get a ride across our small city. I had to use one of the buses just to get to a grocery store at one point just because my little car can't handle some snow. My dad requested I get some peanut butter, some jelly, and bread. Hoxen and his sandwiches drive me crazy sometimes. I finally got down to the GFL Center and decided to talk to Vio about Hoxen. He was available so I spoke with him immediately. It was all going smoothly as well. "Hey Vio. Have you seen Hoxen? He's been disappearing a lot and I'm curious if you could help me out." I said to him nervously. "I was actually going to ask you the same question Xy. He is your father. He hasn't called in sick either and I've left him a few voice messages." Vio spoke confused as well. That led me to think that Hoxen was up to something suspicious that I had to get to the bottom of. Without notice, Vio had already walked towards me when I was about to head out on my way. He leaned in for a quick kiss and I gave in. He tried slip his hand under my jacket but I knew I didn't have time to fool around though. I slowly pulled his hand away. "Maybe some other time. I have to find my dad. Thanks for the help though." I scurried out in an instant to search for my dad. I went back to the TTT daycare center to find Hoxen had actually left his phone. I picked it up and saw there messages from that Aquatic girl he's been talking to often. She had told him a few hours ago to come over... In a quick pant, I rushed out the door to head over to my house. I opened the door to find clothes lying around everywhere. My heart began racing further and further. I heard heavy breaths of air being taken and loud moaning with each noise getting clearer with each step I took to the bedroom door. I noticed a sandwich laying on the floor. The floor was covered with peanut butter and jelly and hot chocolate mixed together. I got it on my shoes sadly. I didn't mind it and continued on to the room. The breaths became heavier and heavier and I can hear the bed shaking wildly up and down. I heard something fall down which had to be the Christmas tree we were setting up earlier. I slowly opened the door to find Hoxen's tongue deep into Aqua's vagina. They both slowly turned their heads over to me and their smiles turned to frowns. Aqua's first, then Hoxen's. I had seen the pot holding the cactus plant shattered on the floor. "Honey, I can explain." Hoxen tells me. His phone slips out of my hand and i rush out the door. I did NOT want to believe what I had just seen. I never felt the same after that. It all had to happen on Christmas as well... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Hope you enjoy that. I decided to save the more graphic shit for Chapter 2. I just wanted to make this as a Christmas special to create some new stories and shit just for the hell of it. By the way, @MistaLOD please make another audible for this. God bless. I had planned on making this yesterday but was too lazy. I really woke up this morning feeling a whole lot of regret... Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and a Happy New Year to all!
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  29. Me at work, again. I know, my apron was very messed up. Thanks.
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  30. @Frobro didn't want to wait. So, here it is. Chapter 2 coming soon. People in the story / should read: @Xy_ @Violator @Fx280 @myPHART @TheClassyBandit @HoxenshatteredRulez @Barack_Obama @PB-n-J @Windeetree @NotMotder @Kubnair @MistaLOD @Kite9867 @AstroAdaption @Kumathebear @The_Mad_Hatter (Classy gave me the thumbs up on this) @Lone_Sniper_Gir (the request you made will be saved for Chapter 2) @Bunnynator Chapter 1: https://gflclan.com/forums/topic/6199-50-shades-of-violator-ch-1/ Christmas Special: https://gflclan.com/forums/topic/9420-50-shades-of-violator-christmas-special/ 50 Shades of Violator By Severely Artistic |SSG| New Year's New Life 2016 was a shit storm. Every year I tell myself "it can't get worse than this" but what do you know? It somehow manages to. I try my hardest to stay optimistic. Good thing the kids are being forced to go out with their parents to be with their families or whatever. I've been avoiding Hoxen a lot more now ever since Christmas. If I found out Aqua was either my mom or my new one, I think I'd just end up killing myself. I called up Fx again and she told me something new. She said she was also hanging around Artistic's farm, too. I began driving down there when I noticed a new statue was being unveiled. I parked my car and got out and by the looks of it, the petition to take it down went through. Just as I got here, the large crimson blanket was taken off of the new statue and it had revealed a great bear. Everyone applauded and I joined in. The announcer shouted out the bear's name. It was apparently "Kuma". I searched up who Kuma the Bear was and it looked like he was the Bear that saved all the children from a criminal who had planned to take them hostage. He died a while ago so it looked like they wanted to commemorate him. I continued down to Artistic's farm and planned on staying there for a while considering the recent events. Before I did, I decided to stop by the TTT daycare center to see if Hoxen was there. Sure enough, he wasn't. It looks like a substitute had taken his place and it was the last guy I'd expect. The Classy Bandit. I opened the door and confronted him asking him who he is. "The Classy Bandit? What are you doing in a daycare cent-" I tried to question him but was cut off. "SSHH! You're gonna blow my cover! The name's Chase, OK? I'm just doing this right now to shake off the cops." He responded with anxiety. I glanced at him, then sighed. I guess since he's taking care of the children right and he's not doing much harm, he can get the pass. He gave me a few hundred bucks to shut up as well, so I guess it's alright. Right as I exited the TTT daycare center and was about to start my car, I noticed a man in a large fox costume entering the center and immediately knew it was no one else but Roxie. I got out of my car and peeked through the window and saw them... kissing? This was the last relationship I wanted to see be made in front of my eyes. Other than Hoxen and Aquatic, of course. I sprinted to my car and immediately continued driving down to Artistic's farm. I got out and noticed Fx sitting on the porch with Artistic. "Hey Xy! " Fx shouted over to me. I was so confused as of to what she was doing sitting there. "Fx? What are you doing here?" I couldn't tell if I was happy or freaked out that I saw her here. "Oh yeah I forgot to tell ya. The government made Artistic take a test to see if he had a mental disability or not. He put down on all the questions 'kill yourself', shipped the test back, and the results weren't the best. So, they needed to assign a caretaker to him and it does pay well so I took up the job!" Fx told me while I stood there completely amazed. "FUCK THE GOVERNMENT I DON'T NEED NO CARETAKER! I CAN HANDLE MYSELF! RIGHT KUBNAIR?" Artistic screamed out to us and his goat. Kubnair just made a "Baa" noise at him. "SHUT UP ALREADY AND KEEPING DRINKING YOUR APPLE JUICE!" Fx shouted at Artistic. He just murmured to himself and went back into a slouch, drinking his juice. "Anyway, I just came to hang around for a while. Apparently, Hoxen, my dad, decided to get a bit of action on Christmas. So now I'm just avoiding him for the time being." I told Fx. I went over to Kubnair the goat again but it seems that he was a lot more tired than usual. I didn't want to disturb him, so I left him to sleep and went off. I waved goodbye to Fx and Artistic. He just flipped me off and I laughed. He did crack a smile though, which doesn't happen often. I figured I should check in to work today to resolve a few reports before getting some sleep. I signed in at the front desk and noticed Vio hadn't signed in. He wasn't in his office either. He probably had a few errands to run. I finished up a few reports and started to get tired. I signed out, drove back home, and parked in the driveway. I noticed Mista the paper boy started biking around town giving everyone the paper. "Kuma the Bear statue built!" reads the front line. Right as I was about to unlock the front door I hear extremely loud breathing from the side of the house. I sneaked around and saw Vio was looking through the window. He noticed me and signaled me to come over to where he was. "Over here. It looks like Bunny joined the party with Hoxen..." Vio whispered to me. His face glistened with oil and there was a puddle of sweat below him. He was really out of breath... I peaked in the window next to Vio and what I was seeing made me want to fucking kill myself. Aquatic was on top of Hoxen's dick and Bunny was sitting on Hoxen's face... Their moans were so loud it could wake up the whole damn neighborhood. I felt into a panic and Vio helped me calm down. "There's no way I'm sleeping here tonight. I'm gonna go down to the farm..." I waved Vio good bye. He waved back and continued staring through the window with his eyes wide open, breathing intensely every few seconds. I'll grow to understand him some time... I went down to Artistic's farm and sure enough, Fx and Artistic were still awake. Artistic somehow got his hands on the chopped down Windy Tree and put it back up next to his house. Glad to see he cares for it. "Hey Fx. Hoxen is having a 3 way. Mind if I sleep in here tonight." I told Fx. She nodded in awkwardness and let me sleep in a spare bedroom in Artistic's house. It'll be a miracle if I manage to sleep tonight... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ This one was a lot harder to do cuz I'm trying to save a lot for Chapter 2. Hope you enjoyed it! @MistaLOD I'm gonna need it narrated again. Oh, and you're the paper boy . I hope everyone enjoys their days! Happy New Year to all!
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  31. INTRODUCTION There have been a lot of players reporting admins without sufficient evidence for our team to act on. Today, I would like to share with you guys how to make a more effective report and strategies to gather helpful evidence, which can help with both Admin Abuse reports and Player Reports. There are a lot of things that can be checked by our logs, but it's not always easy or possible to do; logs can leave things open to interpretation as they are mostly composed of text reports. Please remember: We strongly prefer that "Admin Abuse" reports are not made on the greater/public forums; we prefer it be sent it to Staff members, or at least the current Server Manager (@Violator). CONSIDERATIONS Before making your report, please confirm with yourself that the rule you are thinking of is inside of our MOTD (Message of the Day), which is where our server rules are posted. Not only does the MOTD appear when you first enter the game, but you can access it in game by typing into chat !motd, or you may visit our forums and look at the pinned thread: https://gflclan.com/forums/topic/28-ttt-minecraft-motd/ We also encourage contacting someone on the Server Admin team for any questions or clarifications about our rules, and we have a list of the Server Admin team in a pinned thread: https://gflclan.com/forums/topic/2905-ttt-staff/ WITNESSES This is the most basic form of evidence if you have nothing else: Witnesses! Having witnesses is not required for reports, but it couldn't hurt your report having someone attest for your story. You may want to consider asking other people online who saw the incidence and coordinate with them to attest for your story if they are willing. Witnesses do not need to be very elaborate, although extra details will be helpful. Sometimes they might even have additional evidence such as pictures or demos. PICTURES Garry's Mod sets the F5 key as the default for screenshots, but using the traditional print screen (PrtSc) key will work too or you may assign it to another key. Screenshots are super helpful and an easy way to provide evidence. Our GMOD server has a "Damage Log" you may access using the F8 key, and this could really help support or paint your story. A common report for GMOD TTT is "Mass RDM" or "Attempted Mass RDM", which occurs when a player kills at least two players and damages a third without good reason; here's an example of what the damage log looks like (pretty clear evidence): For reporting "Admin Abuse" you can see above that there isn't any information about the chat or console commands; therefore: We recommend taking a screenshot of Console instead, which you can open using the ` key. It'll show you both chat and commands. How to upload your photos outside of GFL? I'll suggest to you three websites, although you can use any that you like: http://imgur.com/ https://gyazo.com/ https://app.prntscr.com/pt-br/download.html DEMOS Demos are a gold mine of evidence! As soon as something happens, then it's always a fantastic idea to begin recording a demo; usually: You can even tell when something is *about* to happen, the incidence tends to repeat until authority intervention, or some people will even preemptively record demos each time they play (it couldn't hurt to ask around if someone could share their demo with you). You can assign a key to record demos very easily in GMOD! If you haven't done that already or you forgot which key that may be, you can also quickly type into console "record <demo name>". When you believe you have enough evidence in your demo, then you type into console "stop"; we strongly recommend typing "status" into console DURING the demo, which will share the Steam ID of the offender (make sure it's not an impostor) and even list witnesses who could help attest for your story. There are a lot of great resources with Steam demos (.dem). Not only do they share sound with the video (imagine a "screenshot of a mic spammer"), but Steam offers a lot of features that allow you to noclip through demos or to temporarily change settings while reviewing. @Joshy talks about it in great detail in the following thread: The forums have been updated such that you can upload .dem and .mp4 files with certain limitations (must be less than 100 mb), but I like to recommend uploading it through websites so that they can be viewed immediately without download. Youtube is a very popular video hosting site, and I recommend that one. EXAMPLES of "Admin Abuse" A lot of people don't even know what "Abuse" is, and it's common for them to report Server Admins and others over petty things like a reasonable mistake, disagreements, or on things they do not understand well. I'm going to share with a few staged examples in the spoiler tag to help your considerations beyond the posted MOTD, where these examples are more obvious cases when a report should be made: Acknowledgements I would like to thank both @Xy_ and @PB-n-J for helping me stage the screenshots, and @Joshy and @The_Mad_Hatter for helping me with this post.
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  32. PLS dont post on admin apps if ur not admin thenks
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  33. I would like to announce my management for US Zombie Mod. No, I will not be handling EU. But, I will be giving the manager ( @GamerOwns) guidance. If you have any problems with EU, please direct them to him. I believe he can do an amazing job as manager for the server. So those who are like ohhhhh your back. Yes, I am back to managing again. But only one server this time. Now if anyone feels like help populating these servers with us, don't hesitate to ask. In the upcoming weeks I am sure we will be changing the servers in a way to try and benefit the player base. If anyone have questions, please post below and me or @GamerOwns will try and answer them the best we can.
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  34. Division Leaders @Violator @Zebra Server Manager @RickGrimesTM Head Admin Admins @JoelSmith @MaskieeTheSnowman @_Eli Trial Admins @eddiegdo
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  35. The "Big Update" Added: New Custom version of rp_downtown_v2 (Edits made by: OGMartin, @SkittlezExZ, and @Stud. Hopefully I got everyone) - Includes brand new areas, expansions (like PD. Casino, Mechanic Shop, etc.), some secrets that will be discovered in time *shhh*, some map fixes, etc. Re-added restraints (were removed to see if they caused crashing) Added Sire (Adds spawn protection and admin area protection. Note that entering spawn after leaving will not re-grant protection, but the admin area(s) will always have protection.) Changed: New Black Market Dealer model New Purger models (4 models total) Reverted all Christmas related changes Increased bail amount by x3 New Car Dealer - Allows for a custom CP only car dealer that can spawn police vehicles - Generally a cleaner look (Especially with vehicle customization) - Has 2 new police cars able to be purchased - All cars are the same as the old car dealer, with same prices. (I believe the sell prices may slightly vary, due to the fact that they went from a set price to a ratio of 40% or something close Changed the automatic restart to give a 5 minute warning, before it actually restarts. I haven't been able to test if it actually works due to it being relatively random. Let me know if it works! Important Notes (Please Read) With the new car dealer in place, it is impossible to manually carry over the cars owned by everyone ourselves. To compensate, we will be keeping the old car dealer in spawn for Two Weeks, to allow players time to sell their cars for some of their money back. On that note, the sell prices on the old car dealer were bumped up to 3/4 the price of what it's bought for. The map currently doesn't become darker when purge starts. (The addon creator @Roy, will fix this in the near future.) Most of the NPCs/Entities are in same place besides the areas that were completely changed. (Like Casino). Most NPC's/Entities that were moved are relatively close to their old location. There are some doors around the map that seem to be broken. They will hopefully be fixed in the near future. I would also like to thank anyone and everyone who donates under the Purge server. We just recently hit $666 (spooky) putting us at the top in donations for all of GFL. For anyone who cares I will also add the new addons to the Official Purge Content Pack.
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  36. Average conversation with @Roy https://gyazo.com/2eb7fac8a1a6e8b6f3db1f15c30a6d37
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  37. Been playing H1Z1 a lot lately and these are some clips from games I've played over the past 2 days. Sorry for stealing your song @Wilford_brimleyy #MiniDivision
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  39. Thanks for the welcome and congratulations everyone :D Im excited to start
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  40. Post your suggestions for the Garry's Mod Jailbreak Server here!
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  42. Added @xSnowyAngel To Manager of ZE @kikofly to T3 of the admin team
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  43. Hello. I am sure many of you have seen our progress threads about RuneScape; we’re posting this to enact an unofficial RuneScape Division within GFL, which will ran by three people: Myself, @Joshy, and @Leks. @Kim currently owns the gflclan account and will kindly share it with us. …off to Tutorial Island! What is RuneScape? RuneScape is a fantasy MMORPG that was created and released in 2001 by Jagex. RuneScape takes place in the world of Gielinor, a medieval fantasy realm divided into different kingdoms. Players can travel throughout Gielinor via a number of methods including on foot, magical spells, or charter ships. Each region offers different types of monsters, resources, and quests to challenge players. Players are represented in the game with customisable avatars and can play for free [“free to play” (f2p)]; however, many players opt for the expanded version obtained by paying for “Members.” There is a lot to do! People can train their characters to be strong by combat, or skilled in crafts such as mining and woodcutting, which introduces resources and wealth. Players interact with each other through trading, chatting, or participating in mini-games and activities. Some of these activities can be competitive, but there are also a lot of cooperative opportunities; all of these activities can be done as a clan, and we hope you’ll join us! Runescape 3 Home World in RuneScape 3 (RS3) For each Game (OSRS & RS3) We will have 4 worlds, 1 NA F2P, 1 EU F2P, 1 NA Members and 1 EU Members, but a decision can be made to keep only 1 world per game. The following worlds are our suggestion: Members (EU): 88 Members (NA): 42 F2P (EU): 17 F2P (NA) 34 Election of the Clan Icons & Motto Currently, our Icon is this one: (On clan page) (On Clan Cloak and Vexillum) @Leks / Swaguetti chose these icons to show everyone how we are a clan ready to explore new horizons. Also took the screenshot Our motto is: ‘Games For Life’ (it really needs a change! Leave your suggestions below!) Recruitment: How does it work and How to join the clan. For now, RS3 provides the most customization, not only in terms of permissions and rankings but also in terms of recruiting other players. In order for new players to join our clan, they will need to be invited by a member of the clan or through the Runescape forums, after the post is made. Clan Events The type of this clan is to be social and to have fun with other people. We will be attempting to host some events, such as Barrows, Castle Wars, and some PvMing like Corporal Beast, KBD, etc. As well, there will be some competition, such as most XP gained within the weekend, or through the week and months, or something like that. RuneScape 3 Ranking System These are the rank information for RS3 High Rank Deputy Owner - Same as Owner, Highest Rank Overseer - Same as above Admin - Same as above Division Leaders Coordinator - Coordinates the moderators and clan members Organiser - Organises Events Clan Moderators General - Senior Moderator Captain - Moderator Lieutenant - Trial Moderator Members Sergeant - (Players who helped found the clan and long-time members) Corporal - Member of Clan / Registered User Recruit - Member of Clan To conclude, the RuneScape 3 community is something we need to invest on as Clans are something that the RS3 community enjoys. Old School Runescape The Following Worlds are our suggestion: Members, North America (NA), 305 Members, Europe (EU), 317 F2P, Europe (EU), 308 F2P, North America (NA), 394 Obtaining Possession of the Clan Account @Kim owns the GFLClan Runescape account, once we obtain access to it, we will be able to assign ranks in Old School RuneScape. Recruitment: How does it work and How to join the clan The only way to join the Clan would be joining the Clan Chat ‘GFLClan’. A post will be made on the Old School RuneScape Forums advertising the clan. Clan Events The type of this clan is to be social and to have fun with other people. We will be attempting to host some events, such as Barrows, Castle Wars, and some PvMing like Corporal Beast, KBD, etc. As well, there will be some competition, such as most XP gained within the weekend, or through the week and months, or something like that. In order to host the events, you'd need Lieutenant. Old School RuneScape Ranking System Staff - In order to become part of the Staff, you will need to apply! Gold Star (Generals) - Highest ranked members, somewhat similar to Board of Directors within GFL. Silver Star (Captain) - Event Organiser and Moderator Bronze Star (Lieutenant) - Moderator Clan Members - You will be receiving a higher rank depending on your clan activity! 3 Bananas (Sergeant) - Player who helped found the clan and long-time member. 2 Bananas (Corporal) - Active member / Registered member 1 Banana (Recruit) - Active member Smiley Face (Friend) - Someone who is a friend of the clan, but isn’t very active in it. Regarding Old School Runescape, I believe it is also worth giving a shot hence that’s where most of the RuneScape Veterans went to. RS CLAN THREAD - LINK: Coming soon. Conclusion The OSRS’s Clan Chat is GFLClan, and that goes with RS3’s Friend Chat too. Credits for writing this Documents goes to: @Joshy and @Leks Message to Joshy: You may edit this topic to find any errors. I wanted to rush this and post as soon as possible. Thanks for encouraging me to do this! I hope this mini-division will become official.
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  44. Server I'm Applying for: ... My Steam ID: ... Age: ... Your GTAWARDS Rank and Time: ... In Game Name: ... Why I Should Be Accepted: ... What makes you better than the other applicants?: ... Admin sponsor (THIS IS NOT NECESSARY AS OF RIGHT NOW) ... All Applications must be pm'd to @RickGrimesTM
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  45. It was made allowed by @GLiTCh when he was manager. He made the decision having fun in mind over Serious RP. Personally I think this does make being a cop far more interesting, and more fun. I, and I am sure quite a few others, enjoy the rule change.
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  47. Zombie Escape Event #12.5 Christmas Special 2 MAP ze_santassination_v3 *who would have guessed?* DATE/TIME December 24th (Saturday) 1pm Central Time (US) / 8pm Central European Time (CET) / 3am GMT +8 DURATION 2-3 hours (Unless we beat it before the time stated) RULESDon't troll with items, or you will be banned from using them.Don't afk in spectate, or you will be kicked.Don't mic spam, let the leaders try to give commands over voice comm.Don't zombie inflate (Intentionally becoming a zombie to give the CT's a lesser chance).Mute round will be applied IF we deem it necessary.All other server rules apply to the event. EXTERNAL LINKSGFL ZE Discord: https://discord.gg/Bkfwg4qMap Download: Link Due to the previous event being quite easy, we decided to organize another event!Good luck and have fun! >> Have a Holly Jolly Christmas!! <<
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  48. My ass will be home for this... Prepare for some long needed drunk shenanigans.
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  49. I appreciate the apologies but I surely won't accept it. Your apologies mean nothing to mean anymore. I've lost all the respect I had for you. I don't hate you as I really could care less if you shit talk one of the admins but I hate when you say sorry for doing something act good for a while and then go right back to doing the same thing you were sorry for. If you TRUELY are sorry then you won't do these shenanigans again. That means forever not for a year or whatever it means forever.
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  50. You know what's weird? I farted while reading this.
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