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  1. Sadly, the Board of Directors has come to the conclusion that most of GFL lacks basic knowledge of the English language. Some of you get a pass, because we know that not all of GFL's members speak English as their primary language. The majority, however, have no excuse. We, the Board, are tired of being referenced as "BoD". Not because we think we're deserving of a better title, but because you guys constantly reference a single board member as a "BoD". "Cypher is a BoD, ask him.", or "Shuruia is the BoD with the best forum posts". We can't sit by and watch as you people take a title that refers to a group of 5 people, and use it ti singularly describe each one of us. Enough is enough. We will be referred to as a Directorate henceforth, because we want to make it easier for you as GFL patrons to sound less stupid. Thank you! (This means that if you're going to talk about a single one of us, we're a Director. Not a Board of Director, or a Directorate, just a Director.)
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  2. I figured I should let the public know about this. I have been leading the team since sometime in January of 2016, just about a year at this point. In that time, I have developed the team from practically nothing into a semi-organized group of graphic designers willing to help out the community's graphic needs. We made it through tough times of only four members and with the forum move as well. I definitely made several mistakes throughout my time as leader and could have done a better job in my opinion, but overall, I did a decent job all things considered. I do not think I could have done as good without the occasional advice from @nick027nd (past leader for those that did not know) and several other team members (some of which have left). A year later after taking the position, I believe it is time to pass the torch on to someone else. Transition of power is a necessary thing to keep a group stable and healthy. I also feel I have not been doing much over the course of the last few months. I have lost the passion that I had way back when. Lastly, I have been busy with life activities and school. Right when I believe that I will be more active for the team, something comes up. I believe resigning will give someone else a chance to do what I have not been able to. I hate to do this since we only recently merged the GFX and Media teams into the Creative Team, which needs someone to get the Media side of things going again, but I do not think I would be capable of doing so with my current state. I would like to thank all of the GFX Team Members who put up with me for all these months. You guys have helped out this community greatly and it is much appreciated. Continue doing what you do best. @cankyarts @Azura @Bae @Tai @OutOfIdeas @Radify25 @OGB4LIFE @bobe @inHaze Myself and the other Trusted members are looking for a new leader at the moment. I will make sure the transition goes smoothly and to overlook the team for the first few weeks to make sure things are stable. Lastly, as a quick clarification, this resignation is only for GFX/Creative Team Leader, not Community Advisor.
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  3. You can change the title but you can't change what we call it. The council lives on.
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  4. Was this change needed? No. Was this change beneficial for my sanity? Absolutely.
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  5. Maybe it's just me, but I've always just used the term "cuck" for @Cypher.
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  6. I think the term "I will call you whatever the f*ck I want" is the appropriate answer here.
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  7. Gunna try decrypting this cuz I'm bored: Title: Goodbye Message: Hi no (my maybe?) name is Otter and I want to give my final goodbye to the community. After today lana ? 2017 you will not see me again. Goodbye, it was very fun. Well, it seems Otter is making his departure from the community for good. Despite some of his actions, he will be missed.
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  8. GFL Guide To Administration “A comprehensive guide to doing your job.” Rules Players joining a normal DarkRP server are met with an immense list of rules. Many of the common rules nowadays severely limit players’ freedom to be creative with their jobs. For the sake of players and admins, we have gotten rid of them. Advertising raids and other RP actions Why should a player ever announce their actions to anyone other than the players directly involved? The only possible reason is logging the action for admins. After all, when someone complains, the admins can check the logs for an advert. If there was no advert, people get warned. The problem is that players now complain about people not advertising an otherwise perfectly valid RP action. People are not necessarily punished for bad RP, but merely forgetting to log their every single move. That’s terrible. We have two solutions: scripts that log things automatically, and for things that cannot be logged automatically, tell players to complain anonymously (through ULX’s “@”). Focus on catching players red handed rather than acting on things in hindsight with just chat information. FearRP A player being mugged has one choice, and that is to give the money. If they have a gun, FearRP states that they cannot use it. All this is supposedly for the sake of realism. FearRP makes mugging extremely overpowered. One message in chat and you’ll either get your money or the other player will be punished by an admin. We have gotten rid of this rule and we force muggers to be more creative with mugging. Here are some tips: have them mug people who look like they don’t have guns, or perhaps have them trap people in a room to make sure they can’t run away. FailRP FailRP is an awful rule, and has become a way for players to force admins to resolve disputes that would otherwise stay in-character. Example: a gun dealer steals a shipment from another gun dealer. The victim gun dealer calls FailRP, because only thieves or gangsters are allowed to steal. The thieving gun dealer, however, had a valid RP reason for stealing those shipments: stolen shipments have a bigger profit margin than bought shipments. Even more, it hurts competition! FailRP demands this gun dealer to do only precisely that which the job description in the F4 menu describes. Any step out of line can be considered FailRP. Tell people to solve such disputes with the resources that they have. Tell the victim gun dealer in said example, to take revenge, to better secure their shipments or otherwise be creative in finding a solution. This way, our administration team can spend less time intervening, and our players are forced to solve their own problems. Self supply Gun dealers could buy shipments for themselves and refuse to sell, that prevents other people from becoming gun dealer and sell guns instead. From that perspective, a self supply rule makes sense. Nevertheless, it’s not the best solution to the problem. This is actually a problem players can resolve themselves by demoting the gun dealer. Before the self supply rule (and other rules), the demote mechanism was very popular and effective to combat not only self supply, but also abusive cops, inactive mob bosses and the like. The demote mechanism gives players the power to deal with people who don’t do their jobs properly. It really makes the rule, and thus an admin intervention redundant. (Admin) disrespect In GFL Purge, respect is earned, not demanded. A disrespect rule is an easy way for admins to avoid having to properly deal with criticism. Anyone who criticises the server or the behaviour of admins can be gotten rid of with this rule. This also gives admins the idea that they’re always right, and that people who disagree should not be tolerated. This is a very bad situation to be in, as an admin’s job is not to be right; an admin who can learn from criticism is much better than one who cannot. Our admins should be capable of properly dealing with such criticism. They should be able to listen to criticism even if it contains some curse words, and should be able to deal with situations where they or other admins are accused of abuse or when aspects of the server are criticised. Admins who punish people who give valid criticism will be warned, or even demoted if they fail to grasp the concept of valid criticism. NLR Believe it or not, there was a time when NLR wasn’t a thing. There’s little more frustrating than looking at your base being raided, able to intervene and save your stuff, but not allowed to because of a rule or some NLR script. At GFL Purge, we have abolished NLR making fights bigger and more exciting. Grabbing the loot is boring if the owners are dead and the admin makes sure they don’t come back. It’s more of a challenge if you have to keep a lookout. It also encourages the police to try to catch the criminals. After all, it’s much more rewarding if the police officers can keep trying while the raid is going on. RDM Whenever someone is unaware of or disagrees with the reason they were killed, RDM is cried to the admins. People simply hate dying, and RDM is an an opportunity to get an admin to punish the person who killed you. Furthermore, since admins are unable to judge kills in hindsight, inappropriately calling RDM commonly ends up with an unnecessary punishment. For players it’s profitable to call RDM for almost any kill. We loosen up on the rule. Sure, some kills may be random, but that only becomes a real problem when the killer is actively out to anger other players. Those people can easily be recognised by their disruptive behaviour, like the amount of people they’re killing and the time between kills. As such, our rule against MassDM is much more efficient. It gives players freedom to kill people when necessary, it encourages players to deal with getting killed themselves, and cuts our admins some slack. Administration The focus of administrators should be less on controlling the way people roleplay, and more on keeping the server clear of those out to ruin the game for others. One very important aspect of GFL Purge is to change the rules such that admin intervention is strongly discouraged in roleplay situations. Another is to change the way admins intervene and interact with other players. Rooftop sessions In other servers, one popular approach to deal with rule breakers is to put them on a roof and talk things over. The problem is that “admin sits” alway take up a lot of time, and end up frustrating the admin. People always lie, accusers will always exaggerate or even make up claims, and rule-breakers will always deny any wrongdoing. Rarely is there ever anything to gain by interrogating people. It just doesn’t work. Instead, try to catch people red handed. When someone complains about valid rules being broken, assure them that you’re looking into it. Punish immediately if you can definitively tell wrongdoing from the logs. Usually you can’t, though, so the best option there is to keep a closer eye on the accused. This can be done with !spectate. The most important thing here is to accept is that even with logs, you physically cannot reason about the past, but you are perfectly able to reason about the present and future. Use that to your advantage. Players demanding admin intervention Players are used to the current way of playing DarkRP. Most of the struggles of administration will come from players demanding admins to intervene where they really shouldn’t. The solution here is to say no. Our admins are encouraged to refuse to intervene in situations that are better resolved in-character. Saying no should be easy, deciding when to leave conflicts to the players and when to actually intervene is difficult. You don’t want to be seen as lazy on one hand, but you don’t want to intervene after every kill either. Use this as a rule of thumb: only intervene when someone is actively trying to piss people off and trying to bully people to leave the server. When done right, our players can feel free to play DarkRP the way they like without people continuously calling admins to punish them for some silly rule they broke. Simultaneously, they can feel safe, assured that the real minges get kicked off the server. En Determinatio Thank you for reading our guide, and we hope you enjoy your time as a member in the GFL Purge Administration Team. - Kleetus Owner of Games For Life TM
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  10. Soldier, welcome to the battlegrounds. We have brought you here because you are the best, the smartest and the brightest. Here you will find yourself pitted against other challengers wishing to prove themselves in the realm of battle. You will each take on other challengers in intense 1v1 simulations where you'll fight to reign supremacy over everyone else. And if you succeed? Well, then you'll be rewarded greatly. This is not for the weak or the faint of heart, so feel free to sign up if you think you have what it takes. -------------------------------------------- First Round Date: TBA (Sometime in Feb) First Round Time (GMT): TBA Tournament Admins: Snoopy, Dano Map: Watchpoint: Antarctica Welcome to the GFL Overwatch 1v1 Tournament. Here you will fight other players from GFL for the chance to win some decent rewards and bragging rights. It doesn't matter if you're from the US, EU or anywhere else or what rank you are, everyone is welcome to participate. As long as you fit the requirements then enter. Requirements: Must have your own copy of Overwatch and your own Battle.net account Must be over level 25 upon signing up Must be a GFL Member or higher upon signing up Tell me if you're from the EU/NA/Asia (If you do not meet these requirements, your post will be removed without warning) Rewards: 1st Place - $35 game + 1 month of VIP 2nd Place - $20 game + 1 month of VIP 3rd Place - 1 month of VIP (Games will be gifted to the user) How to sign up: Post ONE post in this thread telling me: Your Battle.net ID Proof of your level Add some sort of cocky message about how you're going to win and trash everyone else If you have any questions please add them into your single post, don't double post. I will ether make an FAQ or edit your post with answers to your questions Once the cut-off date has been reached for the signing up process all applicants will be added into a group PM with me and the other tournament admins to find out who is playing who, what servers we will be playing on and finalising any other issues or problems. The first set of placements will be posted here soon after. Once that is done I will add all of you on both the EU and US servers. Please make sure you accept them both. Challengers will be picked and sorted through http://challonge.com/. You will then fight it out and the winners will then proceed to fight new people, eventually leading to the finals. You will play each player in a best of 3 rounds. The tournament admins have the right to remove people at their discretion if people are causing issues or are consistently late for their matches. Their opponent, no matter how far through the tournament they are, will win by default. Good luck and happy hunting.
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  12. Average conversation with @Roy https://gyazo.com/2eb7fac8a1a6e8b6f3db1f15c30a6d37
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  13. Zombie Escape Event #13 MAP ze_destruction_of_exorath_v4_liteDATE/TIME January 28th (Saturday) 1pm Central Time (US) / 8pm Central European Time (CET) / 3am GMT +8 DURATION 2-3 hours (Unless we beat it before the time stated) RULESDon't troll with items, or you will be banned from using them.Don't afk in spectate, or you will be kicked.Don't mic spam, let the leaders try to give commands over voice comm.Don't zombie inflate (Intentionally becoming a zombie to give the CT's a lesser chance).Mute round will be applied IF we deem it necessary.All other server rules apply to the event. EXTERNAL LINKSGFL ZE Discord: https://discord.gg/Bkfwg4qMap Download: LinkGood luck and have fun!
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  14. I'm going to kill you.
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  15. Advertising raids and other RP actions This is a rule that is common on a lot (if not most servers.) I don't know why it was originally put in place, but most people come to accept it. (I currently don't have plans to remove the rule.) FailRP I disagree with it being an "awful rule." FailRP is more of a general rule that can honestly just define any general rule breaking. It is mainly put in warnings/punishment reasons to make things simpler. To remove the "FailRP" rule would be to remove most rules in general. I mean...RDM is technically FailRP. Self supply We prefer players don't demote if an admin is on to deal with the situation. The reason being, people will commonly get into giant demote wars, and the majority of players like to hit yes on demotes regardless of the reason. It also only gives around a 5 minute ban...then they can be back at it again. If an admin were to deal with it, they can go through the proper punishments, and if needed, ban. Players also tend to more or less comply with the rules when an admin tells them about it, over a normal player demoting them for it. (Admin) disrespect Our admins are more or less trained to deal with said criticism. However, if the player is just non-stop trying to bring down the server or other players (admin or not) and not even attempting to offer solutions...then I don't see the point. Personally, I would be okay with people disrespecting me a few time because they are mad or disagree. But eventually, enough is enough. NLR NLR keeps a limit on things. For example if we did what you said and "allowed police officers to keep trying" then they would keep trying over and over, non-stop. I personally like the NLR rule, as it makes sense for DarkRP. Even with our "ChillRP" server, I don't see it making much sense to not have NLR. The main reason we don't have an addon to help enforce it that there are plenty of situations where NLR may not necessarily apply. (RDM for example) RDM People getting falsely punished for RDM rarely happens. Our admins are trained to not punish unless they have legitimate proof such as logs or another player's video recording. Admins may only take the word of other admins when dealing with a player report. Because of this, it is actually a lot harder than you might think to separate the good players from the bad. Some players make it blatant, but others know of certain ways to avoid it all together. Those players require special attention such as an admin spectating them. Administration I do agree with this point, however even more people seem to complain when people do not get punished for their mistakes. Our admins are trained to try and be lenient when it comes to punishing. Rooftop sessions Rooftop sits in general our discouraged by our admins unless its to deal with a situation quickly. (An admin sees someone RDM in front of them.) Otherwise, they go to a designated admin area that is out of the way of everything. I disagree about your point saying that sits achieve nothing. A lot of players will actually go and admit to breaking a rule, whether they meant to or not. We can also go and found out if it was possibly an accident, and our admins can determine what they think happened. They can then go and decide whether or not its worth spectating the player. Sits help quite a bit. Players demanding admin intervention I agree that players tend to be a bit needy nowadays when it comes to rules being broken. Unfortunately, I don't see it possible to let people deal with it themselves a lot of the time. The majority of players are not very capable of dealing with it themselves, because of the way the rule breaker acts, or the victim's lack of understanding. Due to the majority of the age/maturity of Garry's Mod players in general, server administrating is honestly like running a daycare. (Especially DarkRP) A lot of the time, admins intervening is one of the only ways to handle it. When situations like these arise however, I personally like to stay out of it as much as possible and let them deal with it. For example, I commonly request that the two players just stay away from each other.
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  16. don't kid yourself hunny you don't have that big of influence here.
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  18. Not that I care, nor do I care about this announcement because it seems really petty and stupid.
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  20. There was a part missing to this so imma necro.. fuck you How to compress a .bsp map file to .bz2 for FastDL: 7Zip 1. Find the map file you want to compress. 2. Right click on the .bsp of the map you wish to compress. Then click, 7Zip > Add to Archive. 3. When a new window pops up, click on Archive Format drop-down menu and choose bzip2. You can leave all the other settings as they're. Bzip2 1. Extract the bzip2 files from bzip.rar 2. Find the map you want to compress, and drop it in the files folder. 3. Click on usethistobzip.bat and wait till the console says pause or something similar. If there's no errors, you're good to go. 4. After you've compressed the files to .bz2 by clicking usethistobzip.bat go into files folder and make sure to move all the files out of there, as otherwise they will be double compressed and thus corrupted. If you need help, feel free to ask. Click here to pm me. Helping with managing CS:GO servers, and taking care of GFL..hehe.
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  21. This weekend will be double points meaning you will earn 100 points every 5 minutes!!!!! Not only that but I will be doing events spread out which will allow new players and regulars to get a chance to get high tier knives Insane right? I will also be pushing out more maps and more Pointshop items for everyone to enjoy. If you wish for a certain event to be done please post below. Events and Double points end on Monday.
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  22. [1v1Arena] Looking for Potential Staff (EU Focused, but would like US as well) Hello 1v1 Players US and EU, Recently, I had to do Staff Cuts due to Inactivity. Although we still have a decent team, only about 3 of us are Active, the rest have on and off activity. I have made the decision to "advertise" a bit to hopefully see some potential users from 1v1 emerge. Hopefully, I can find Members+ with Passion and Potential to bring in new faces into the GFL Community. If you are interested either Apply or PM me for guidance. Good Luck to all of you. If you aren't a regular on 1v1 feel free to check out the server and apply if you are interested. PM for Questions: @CrusTi LINK TO APPLICATION FORMAT: (DON'T BOTHER APPLYING IF YOU ARE POWER HUNGRY) http://gflclan.com/forums/topic/3017-read-before-applying-for-admin/
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  23. Freeky#11442 I am terrible at this game. But i am better than shitty ole Paula Deen so i know i wont be last NA
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  24. Aha! This proves that you are merely masquerading as a Briton. A true Brit would welcome this decision with open arms. Probably a Frenchman.
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  25. I, Snoopy, refuse to be called a CA anymore. We can no long tolerate this because CA refers to the group of Community Adviser and not a single person. If you wish to contact me please call me Community Adviser Snoopy.
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  26. What does ti mean? Also quick thing is this really what the BoD is stressed about. The problems in GFL are we have the title BoD. Should we not be stressing about maybe more important things. fyi I'm honestly not sure if this a joke because of how ridiculous this is. basicly what I'm asking is. IS THIS A SHIT POST
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  27. So I had some ideas for CS:S, and I figure I'll throw them down here, and also issue a state of affairs for CS:S. As of right now, CS:S Bhop is in ship shape, as is CS:S RPG DM Surf. ZM is in ship shape, we just really need to get activity going on it, and there's a bit of turbulence in the management as of right now. The server is still up and running though. As for CS:S Dust2, we're very close to completion. I was set on opening it up on Friday, but we ran into a bit of an unexpected obstacle. It should be open VERY soon though. It'll be a bit of A WIP, but it'll be operable and content complete. Just needs a few more plugins and stuff for aesthetics and donor perks. As for future plans, I'm working with another member of the CS:S community, and waiting for the resources to arise, to create a W3S mod server. Warcraft Source, basically. Just, different. And updated. And stuff. This should be sometime in/around/after March. After we bring the CS:S division back to life, I'd like to see to re-making the Minigames server to serve as a hangout for all players in the rest of the division, (And anyone else interested ofc,) but this will come much further down the road. There's a few more ideas, but I'll choose not to state them here because I don't want to get anyone's hopes up. But, as of now, it would appear that this division is on stable footing, and it's only going up from here.
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  29. Aha. "Hi, my name is Otter and I want to give my final goodbye to the community. After today, Jan 21 2017, you will not see me again. Goodbye, it was very fun." Goodbye, GFL.
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  32. *sigh* *sigh* Roy here with another *sigh* managing tutorial. Today we're going to... *sigh* *sigh*
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  35. You should rename it the League of People Who Don't Do Anything
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  36. https://www.facebook.com/gabethedog/photos/a.1443901379185275.1073741828.1443900315852048/1812013835707359/?type=3&theater The Internet's Pupper, the World's Pupper, our Pupper, has died yesterday morning. He changed the world with his graceful borks for almost 6 years. He will never be forgotten. Sleep tight, pupper...
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  37. THE NUMBERS MASON WHAT DO THEY MEAN?
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  38. 1/20/17 It is finally here! The Playermodel Update! - We now have Playermodels added to the server! We currently have 5 available for Supporters+ to enjoy! - Zero Punctuation - Fox (No, not StarFox) - Renamon - Minecraft's "Steve" - Stick Figure - All these models change color according to team (though the fox one might be removed because it's a bit hard to see) - Removed gm_edventures. Caused too much fps/lag issues. I hope all supporters+ are able to enjoy these models, and thanks for sticking around, waiting what felt like forever for this amazing update. Woohoo!
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  39. Like this comment if you think this is a shity post
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  40. Heading out to Scotland this weekend to show a visiting friend around. I wont be bringing my laptop. I hope this thread might serve as an example for others who want to share their personal activity, and of course, it's always mysterious when someone isn't online all weekend at all. Cheers!
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  41. 1/18/17 - Due to popular request, gm_edventures has been added. (Ed, Edd, and Eddy map) This will be up for the next week for player reviews.
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  43. GŁîŦÇħ#1918 https://gyazo.com/14007949f20bbeaacc548aa0c181ae4e Some say @Shuruia carried me. I purposely fell down the ladder to prove to you all I'm a god and going to win this whole thing! NA
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  44. Another ass kissing post by @Severely_Festive
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  46. This is Chapter 1 & 2 in a epic Fanfic of a few people who play on zs. THE BEST LOVE STORY EVER By Herbert and WarSadist Prologue: Once upon a time there was a Gmod server called “GFL Zombie survival” a breeding ground for trolls and children alike. However there was people there who played the game normally, not many but some. One day an admin named Deathhawk449 was doing his usual business until he encountered a person he never could be without again from that moment forward. But he didn't realize it yet. Not until later on. Chapter one: Innocence Exploited: Deathhawk449 was intrigued by this person he never has met before. He quickly found out that this person happened to be of the opposite gender, a natural mate for intercourse. His brain was sending a million signals to his heart which in turn sent blood to his small penis. His penis shot up like a firecracker in the sky. He knew he must sway her for mating. He typed in chat “Well hello there! My name is DeathHawk but my friends call me deathcock because of my abnormally small penis.” The female responded “Hi, my name is Frisk but you probably already know that. Haha!” Deathhawk jokingly asked upfront, “Hey can you add me on Steam? You are very pretty.”. Frisk responded “Sure I need more friends anyways.” Deathhawk immediately became thrilled. He messaged her on Steam and they had an amazing conversation together. Time flew and little did they both realize that it was 6 hours later from when they first met. Deathhawk asked somewhat nervously, “Hey, so what state do you live in? Not to sound creepy haha.” Frisk quickly replied, “New York.” Deathhawk was extremely surprised. He thought to himself, “How could a girl so beautiful be in the same state as me?” He then replied quickly and said, “Oh my gosh, we live in the same state.” Frisk replied, “Awesome I'm right outside of Queens”. Deathhawk didn’t know how to feel, she lived in the same city as him. Deathhawk cautiously asked, “Wow we live in the same city. Do you want to go out for a coffee sometime?” Deathhawk immediately regretted for asking so soon. He thought, “Why would a woman so gorgeous ever even consider going for coffee with me?” To his surprise, she quickly responded, “I would love to.”The two met up the next day right outside of Queens at a coffee shop. They had a wondrous evening together, they laughed and talked like they have been together forever. But now the evening has come to an end and the night approaches. Frisk asked Deathhawk “Do you want to come to my place to watch some netflix maybe?”. Deathhawk replied lovingly “I would love to.” Before they departed Frisk says, “I never knew your name.” Deathhawk replied, “Oh, my name? James.” Frisk replies, “Pleased to meet you James. My name is Alyssa.” Deathhawk replied, “Pleased to meet you, Alyssa.” Then the two went to Alyssa’s house to watch Netflix for the night. Chapter 2: If there Isn’t a Hole, Make one: The two finally reached Alyssa’s home. They both sat on the couch. Alyssa looked at James and bit her lip slightly. James was confused since this is his first time with a woman. James picked up the remote and selected “Shrek 2” to watch together. Alyssa quickly snatches the remote out of James’ hands and seductively says, “Shrek is for children. Let’s watch something for adults.” She chooses the film “50 Shades of Grey”. James is slightly tense since he has never seen a rated R movie before. Alyssa then slightly moves her hand on James’ crotch. He could feel that same feeling he felt the night they met. His heart is pounding and his dick expanding. She very well knew this and started to unzip his pants. James quickly said, “Alyssa, what are you doing?” She responded “Something I should have done sooner.” Frisk gently rubs James’ hard cock. James says, “Uh, I don’t think I have ever done this.” Alyssa replies, “Don’t worry, there’s a first time to everything.” James quickly says, “Alyssa, I’m not ready-” She pulls the underwear that is covering James’ hard dick. Alyssa starts stroking the dick while the movie starts rolling. James desperately tries to back out but Alyssa put him down. He thinks to himself, “I can’t believe I’m doing this. I can’t believe I’m doing this. I’m only eight teen and a grown woman is already on my dick!” Alyssa then starts licking the tip, then slides the shaft inside her mouth. The feeling James had is glorious; he wonders how good it would be in her beautiful ass. Alyssa slurps James’s magnificent penis and his penis is already down her throat. It was like she read James’s mind and pulled off her panties and took James’s penis and slowly slid his dick up her lustful asshole all while laughing seductively. James felt the inside of Alyssa’s tight ass, how it wrapped around his penis so tightly, how it felt so good, and how kinky it was. James could tell he was the first one there. Her ass was tighter than tight. After about 5 minutes of the glorious fucking James orgasms and his seed spreads inside of Alyssa’s anus. Alyssa takes her finger and puts it in her ass and licks the cum on her finger. She then is fingering her self with the same finger while James was getting hard again to continue to make love. Eventually, James gets a boner twice the size of the previous one. Alyssa inserts it in her ass again and then after a minute puts it in her pussy and then her ass and continues in the cycle. James is having the best night of his life. He has never felt greater in his life. Eventually Alyssa cums out of both her ass and her luscious vagina. They both kiss afterwards and decide to spend the rest of the night, together. The next morning Alyssa finds out she is pregnant and is completely over joyed. She tells James and he proposes to her immediately. They get married 2 weeks later.
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  47. Like this comment if you think this comment was shitty
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  48. Added @winarg aka Yoshi to Operator. Glad to have you on the team.
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  49. I am going to post this here. If anyone has a idea what may be a good event for zombie mod please let me know and I will try and add it.
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  50. MsShad0w

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