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    welp, thought this post would never come but oh well. I just don't have the time or energy to admin servers anymore I'll still hang around the forums dropping 's in the chatbox and stop by the old servers sometimes special mention to people im too lazy to tired to @
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    HOW TO BE A WEEABOO Step 1: Anime > Cartoons The first and easiest step is to begin indulging in anime. Anime is defined as "Japanese hand-drawn or computer animation." I call it the greatest gift from God. Anime covers all kinds of genres and age groups, and the icing on the cake is it looks so much better than American cartoons: It's incredibly obvious what the superior medium is here. Many great examples of anime to get going are Pokemon, Digimon, Yu-Gi-Oh, Tokyo Mew Mew, Fighting Foodons, Kirby: Right Back At Ya, and Sonic X. These shows are all rich in Japanese culture and history, and will provide great icebreakers at the next anime club box social! Step 2: Ignorance Is Bliss Did someone at the box social tell you that a blue hedgehog running fast isn't actually something that happens in Japan? Bullocks. That kid is just jealous at your superior knowledge of Japan. Keep educating yourself through anime and ignore all those "history" books they keep picking up from that whitewashed public library. Yes Japan does have a school of martial arts for every single thing in existence. Yes there is a well that sends people to feudal Japan Yes the world is a flooded dystopian future where pirates rule with an iron fist. (note I haven't actually seen One Piece.) Anime is an incredibly entertaining way to learn the culture and history of Japan. Especially ones about the superior education system over there. It completely overshadows North America's education system, It's like no one here is even trying. I mean Angel Beats is a documentary on Japanese afterlife high school. It's amazing that actual footage was recovered and shown in a superior anime format. Let's see an American library ever carry books on that. Step 3: Basking In Your Otaku Greatness You've watched anime. Studied everything it as to teach you. You're starting to do away with your inferior north american teachings and praise the wisdom of Japan. You're becoming what great scholars have described as an "otaku". Otaku is the level lesser than weeaboo, but never fear because you're making amazing progress. Why simply listen to the voices of angels while watching anime when you can speak the language of the Gods instead? Yes! It's time to learn Japanese. I highly recommend Rosetta Stone for a learning guide, but if you spent all your money on Rin Kokonoe dakimakuras then I shall provide a few professional translations to start your lessons. Remember kids, kanji is outdated and far too complicated to bother learning. That's why it's never used in most mediums. Only use the basic Japanese alphabets, which are katakana and hiragana! ごめんなさい (gomennasai) = Good evening かわいい (kawaii) = Anime ごはん (gohan) = boys love しかたがない (shikata ga nai) = I love you へんたい (hentai) = Cool person やおいがすき (yaoi ga suki) = I love Pokemon どこにもっともちかいラブホテルですか? (doko ni motto mo chikai rabu hoteru desu ka?) = where is the bathroom? I hope learning these few examples enlighten your soul and empower you to continue learning such a beautiful language. Words spoken only by superior beings. Step 4: Testing For Secret Asian Heritage So you've watched every anime ever and have mastered the very foundations of the superior Japanese Language. It's time for the ultimate test. Having tests ran on your very DNA to determine that you're actually part Asian, but hopefully only Japanese. Yes for only $149 you too can learn your past. Your Asian past through the power of AncestryDNA™. Wait. What's wrong? I'm...not actually Japanese? Not even Asian? Not even 1/100 Asian? That can't be right! I know I'm Asian. CHECK AGAIN. I WATCHED ALL THOSE STUPID CARTOONS AND LEARNED AN OBNOXIOUS LANGUAGE AND YOU'RE SAYING I'M JUST A STUPID EUROPEAN? Step 5: Become Depressed After trashing the DNA testing lab and finishing crying into your tear soaked Rin Kokonoe dakimakura you fall into a deep depression. Life is a lie. Your DNA is a lie. Everything is a lie. In every form except physical you know you're actually Japanese. No DNA test can prove that otherwise. No one here understands your pain. Your suffering. Your endless desire to glomp and play pocky-kissing games. You cannot stay in this lie of a country. It's time to visit the holy land and find the truth. Step 6: Spend Life Savings On Trip To Japan After fishing a high price on eBay for the mostly clean dakimakuras (wink wink) you spend every penny you have on a one-way trip to Japan. Here you're going to prove that you're actually Japanese by seamlessly blending in with the locals. It'll be easy because you're actually Japanese and no one will even be able to tell the difference! Why is everyone staring at you? What're they calling you? Guy Jean? Who's Guy? That's not your name. A woman got embarrassed and ran away when you asked where the bathroom was? Maybe using the bathroom is taboo here. That's probably why it's never covered in anime. That explains it! Press on, my friend! Your journey must continue! The woman brought over a police officer? At least he was polite when you greeted him this fine evening. You asked him where the bathroom was and he arrested you? I guess using the bathroom really is illegal here. Maybe an anime should've covered it. It could have been a suspenseful anime about the tragedy behind the anti-bathroom laws or something. Is there an underground society fighting for the right to poop? Sounds thrilling! Maybe we should find it sometime! Wait what do you mean we can't find it? Deported? For wanting to poop? What a serious crime! Wow! Kicked out of Japan and we just got here! Step 7: Realize You've Made a Horrible Mistake After spending your entire life savings and being kicked out of your parent's basement for having naked pillows of anime girls you're now homeless. You have no home, no education, no money. You spent your entire teenage years watching anime, learning a language wrong, and listening to some schmuck on the internet about something he has no idea about. At the very least you can look back at this abomination of a trip and know the horrors of otaku and weeaboos. There is no compliment to being an otaku. It is not a word to be associated with. There are horrible consequences for learning about another society through the misguided, fanservice-riddled drawing of perverted men (and sometimes women!). There is no afterlife high school. It was all a lie. The past is behind you. You can get back on your feet and be a normal member of society now. One free of that horrible weeaboo virus. At least One Piece was cool. Remember kids: Don't be a Weeaboo. Source: http://www.neocodex.us/forum/topic/130321-guide-how-to-be-a-weeaboo/
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    hi everyone that i use to know and hi everyone thats new to me
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    25 May 2016 A day that shall forever live in infamy A day of disaster, sorrow, and soul crushing defeat A day months of hard work was tossed aside A day the dreams of a tight-knit group were tossed aside Yes, this is the day the forums of GFL went down for good (old forums rip). The downed forums led directly to the downfall of the greatest GFL server to ever exist, TTT3. Upon the crash of the forums, there was no way for new players to find our lovely server, and old players, seeing the forums down, assumed the server was down as well. Population fell. From an average of 14 players on the server, 22 peak, to an average of 3, including the crushed server manager, @Lionel_Moosi and his dedicated admin team. The forums were revived on 4 June for the public, but the damage was done. The server was dead, and on 12 June 2016, TTT3 was shut down for good. Though the day itself is still two weeks away, I would like to dedicate this day as #TTT3MemorialDay as I consider this the day the server died. Please pay your respects below. Thanks, Moosi.
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    Fuck you and your alts, enjoy your perm bans.
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    *DISCLAIMER* - No I'm not leaving GFL, I'm just telling a story It's been 1 year I still remembered myself in 8th grade, excited to go home and how school was ending in 10 days. I wasn't just excited about that, I was excited to go home and play on my new favorite server on gmod: GFL Zombie Survival. How I discovered GFL and it's zombie survival server was not really that hard, it began when I bored of just playing sandbox mode on single and multiplayer. I wanted to try something new, like another gamemode in gmod. So on my steam username Me DOGEsta, I went around gamemode after gamemode like prop hunt and hide and seek. I then realized about what that gamemode I played a long time ago, the one I had no I idea what I was doing and there were zombies. OH! I remember! It was zombie survival! So I got on that gamemode and looked around at the servers available. I played on a couple and got very interested in it, so I went around more servers until I discovered the GFL zombie survival server. When I got on that server, I was very confused on why the worth points were up to 200 and what those weird weapons were and why the repair and carpenters hammer was free. I didn't mind and spend my 200 worth on the FAS guns and some other tools and traits. It was then I realized that I found it, I found my new favorite server. I began joining in and playing more and more often and learned a lot more of the gamemode itself. I got to a point where I knew what I was doing and decided to know about the regular players at the time. I began talking in chat and got to know a few people, I forget who they were but I knew a couple: UnstoppableKitty and Stg Rex. I began to become more and more know on the server so I decided to get myself familiar with the admins. I know there were more but there were two I knew about: Admin Herbert and admin Triple Herbert: He was the first admin I ever known on ZS and one of my favorites on ZS. He was a regular admin and was quite popular on the server. I still remember when he would talk in his smoker voice and say to the players and I: "Hey kid, you want some cancer?" I would joke around and say: "Yis" or "How much is rectum cancer worth?" I still remember him during those times and he's currently head admin on ZS. Triple: I don't know him as much as Herbert but, still he was an admin I knew during those days. Triple wasn't as funny as herbert, he was more of a serious guy who took his admin rank very personally and would yell at people who made fun of him. He didn't put his admin powers for the good of the server but, to his own good. He abused his admin powers just so he could get an advantage on ZS, I heard that he banned one player for calling him out on that. Thank god he's gone, I don't know what worse he could done to the server. I also remember when UnstoppableKitty and I formed the Kitty clan, I was so into the kitty clan that I changed my to Me KITTYsta. The kitty clan was a small but, popular group on the server. I still remember when the members and I would type in "cheese" whenever a human died, it was sort of like a farewell to the dead human. It sadly died down after a while but I was still proud that the clan formed a relationship in ZS. It's still crazy how all of that happened a year ago. It's sad to see those good o' days gone and I kind of wished the current GFL ZS server was just like that. Now the server is dying, less and less players come on, and it's sad to see the server like that now. However if breach almost died and now it's full with players everyday, there's still a chance that ZS will resurrect. Thank you for reading.
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    I was extremely tired while doing this test so I would say these results aren't 100% accurate, but I tried... Thanks.
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    Hello Everyone! I am letting everyone know that as well as working on ze_Shadow_Temple i will also be working on this new project ze_Surf_Colors! I have already started it and should be done by the end of July! ze_Surf_Colors will have multiple stages more than three. It will also have items and a boss at the end. It will be a more fast paced map with difficult holding areas and long/short surfing areas. The boss will be in a surfing arena and will be the first of its kind! Follow or check on this post for pictures soon! Thanks Everyone!
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    how do i dislike a post
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    In IPS 4.2 (currently in beta), there will be a new feature called Reactions. I believe this is what you're waiting for (please correct me if I'm wrong). I'm not sure how long it'll be until IPS 4.2 is out of beta. Thanks!
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    Photo of my day! #military #soldier #specialforces #marines
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    Your jokes are as shitty as your ability to understand sarcasm
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    This thread reeks of dorito dust, mountain dew, dried sperm and disappointed parents.
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    The feeling when it just becomes hot in the UK and then I get ill... fml...
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    Frostdrake win only with Rifles Predator win with Mp9's
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    While exploring the lunar surface, China’s Chang’e 3 lander discovered a new type of moon rock, and managed to snap THOUSANDS of high-resolution images of the MOOOON! More Images and Info! Reddit post
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    - Added SCP-966 - Added Night Vision Goggles
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    5-25-17 Added my Time Limit plugin that automatically ends the game once the time limit is reached. Thanks.
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    - Fixed an issue where some players wouldn't spawn in while the server was full or nearly full. This was because there wasn't enough researcher spawns. Upcoming: - SCP-966 - Night vision goggles - Move CI (the ones that are rare and spawn at the beginning) out of MTF spawn and into the hallway so that they're not killed before the round starts. - Look into replacing ulogs.
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    Name:Ctrl Steam ID:STEAM_0:1:100164009 Age:15 Play-time 100 Hours Admin Sponsors: @Darkling, @TomRiddle, @Mould, @King_Wailord, @Moose Why do you want to become an admin?: I would like to become an admin because the JB server is a very nice and fun and active server. It has great players and a wonderful environment. I have noticed recently when I get on there seems to be a lack of admins of to enforce the rules, and there have been several occasions where I have had to bring on an admin because of it. I really enjoy this server and want it to grow and become better for everyone. I feel like I would be a great asset to the JB Staff. Whenever I get on, typically at night, a new person always joins ct doesn't read rules and ends up breaking all of the rules. I have many admins added and have become friends with them. What can the admins improve on? I feel as if the admins can improve on being more active at some times, but besides that, the admins are really good and well rounded. What does the server lack from your point of view? The server lacks map variety, we play the same 3 maps over and over, and my suggestion... Take them out of the queue for a couple of weeks and play some other maps. I feel like if we did that, we could have more fun and try out some other maps besides undertale and vipinthemix. They get old after a while. What is your expectation of being an admin? I feel like what is expected out of me is to 1) Be active, and 2) be friendly and helpful. Being an admin requires patience and being friendly to everyone, even that one kid that won't stop getting on your nerves. On the off chance, I read the question wrong and got asked what I expect from being an admin is responsibility. It is a big responsibility. You have to be active and you must be kind, or else, you're not doing your job as an admin. Why should we accept you?: I try my best to ensure all rules are being followed and making sure people have fun while on the server. I have been on the server for a while now and know the rules and how they need to be enforced. I have been an admin for another server before but nothing big like this, so I have some experience with most of the stuff. Extra information: I just got on to summer break so I will be a lot more active. I can be contacted through Steam, the Forums, Teamspeak, and Discord, etc. Thanks for taking the time to read my application, I hope you enjoyed it.
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    Any updates and such done to CS:S Surf RPG DM will be posted in here. Thanks.
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    I highly regret trying to go to bed at 6:30 PM...
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    I like how only 1 admin has actually given a reason. Neutral leaning towards +1. Your previous admin history speaks volumes, considering we were admins together. I've seen you hold down the server through so many maps, however I am partially with Vauff on this one, which is why I didn't give a solid +1. I trust you, though. You were a good admin before and I think you'd be a great admin again. What I would suggest is working on your attitude. No, I'm not asking you to be fake or lie or do anything out of the ordinary for you. I'm just asking that you take into consideration the larger picture. Take into account what others are saying, and act on that. In truth, with more time I can see going to a solid +1, but right now I would just suggest working on what I said. I know you can be a good admin again, now you just need to prove to the admin team as much.
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    My Age: 16 Roles: Graphics Design Streamer Do I have any experience in the selected roles: No Examples of my work: Signatures Stream Art Avatars(Im only putting this in to show i can resize without making things blurry) Why I think I will be a good Creative Team member? I think I would be a good creative team member because I am a self taught designer with the desire and motivation to learn more and try my hardest. I think that I have potential and would be able to prove myself. As for the question below, I would be an idiot to say no to making a profit. BUT that is not an absolute NEED. I am willing to work for free. Would I consider making profit: No
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    Have you tried turning it off and on?
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    It wouldn't die if you work hard on keeping it alive. I mean look at jailbreak for an example. It was doomed to shut down but one admin continue to keep it alive and it's doing okay now that he became manager or so. Or even breach for an example as well, the two main dead servers but breach is doing better. So don't give up.
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    "More about how to shove Dano into a toilet" @rapperdan
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    PREACH IT. i've got one, Christianity, just... barely anyone gets it because some people just say the're Christians and don't do anything Christian-like (like they: rob, preach against God, that kinda stuff) and not a lot of people know that Christians are really nice people, it just makes me upset when people jump to conclusion because of stuff they heard from FOX news or something. i hope you guys understand what i mean BTW: I can explain it to you...
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    Update on ze_Shadow_Temple: 1. There will be 3 levels 2. Each level will have a boss at the end. 3. The map will have wall masters. Pictures from level 1 (Still in progress): A wall master is a devilish hand that drops from the darkness of the ceiling and pulls you to your death:
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    http://steamcommunity.com/groups/lifeforgamersclan ^ The next big thing! #BanMeIDareYou
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    - Added damageslogs, use F8 to open them, admins can only view the current round when dead. Players can only view previous rounds (Admins should make sure they have the correct round selected) - Added RDM manager, to report someone type !report, to respond to a report type !respond
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    It's !kick to kick and !sban to ban! Congrats on member! Have fun banning all 0 people in your time! Woo woo!
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    - Moved the CI's Spawn
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    How about this one? https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=726900042 You can adjust to your liking. When I think about dj, I always think they're ghetto.
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    I wish people could understand that being on the computer a lot doesn't necessarily mean you're wasting your childhood or whatever and that is actually a profession and a career I'm interested in doing in the future that has something to do with computers.
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    oo new operation! [OPERATION HYDRA] – Operation Hydra Events – unique game modes that are available for a week at a time: — WAR GAMES: a set of twists on classic gameplay, including a special heavy armor, low-gravity sniping, team deathmatch, and more. — WINGMAN: 2v2 competitive match on single-bombsite maps, a quick best-of-16 rounds, and a special Wingman skill group. — WEAPONS EXPERT: Once you buy a weapon, you can’t buy it again for the rest of the match. 5v5 best-of-30 match with a special Weapons Expert skill group. – Four new and three returning community-created maps, featured in weekly Hydra Events and available in regular matchmaking for casual and competitive play. — Austria, Shipped, Lite, Thrill, Agency, Insertion, Black Gold. – Operation Hydra All Access Pass ($5.99) includes: — Guardian Mission campaign, with 30 missions that can be completed (and replayed) at your own pace. — Access to Operation weapon drops and the new Operation Hydra Case. — Operation Hydra Challenge Coin upgradable to the new Diamond level. — Operation Hydra Journal that tracks your stats and provides friends leaderboards. [SOUND] – Increased fidelity of 3rd person weapon sounds when HRTF is enabled. – Made minor mix adjustments. [GAMEPLAY] – Reduced the UMP45 damage at range to bring the weapon more in line with the SMG category (rangemodifier reduced from .85 to .75). – Players no longer respawn when upgrading to a bonus weapon in Deathmatch. – Added support for hostage maps in Demolition (for local/community servers.) – Improved radar spotting when mp_teammates_are_enemies is enabled. – Made Zeus show in pistol holster for players with a Zeus and no pistol. – Fixed bullets not penetrating “teammates” when mp_teammates_are_enemies is enabled. (Thanks ALH-R!) [SERVER OPERATORS] – Changed sv_disable_motd: default changed to 1. – Changed convar mp_free_armor settings: 0 = none, 1 = kevlar, 2 = kevlar + helmet. [MAPS] -Tweaked layouts of the following maps to better fit War Games and Wingman: Safehouse, StMarc, Lake, and Bank. -Canals — Moved CT spawn forward. — Added a bench at A for easier T access. — Fixed clip brushes poking through top flight of tunnel stairs. — Added clips to some lamp posts where player could get stuck. — Adjusted fade distances on some props. — Fixed visible nodraw seen from arch. -Rialto — Added new map for Guardian and 2vs2 mode. -Dizzy — Added new map for Flying Scoutsman mode. Source: http://blog.counter-strike.net/index.php/2017/05/18711/ CSGO server breaks you need that one command to use heavy armor no new coop_ maps included
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    I'm creating this guide for those who are new to the server and for those who don't know how to escape. If you don't know what Breach is based off of then you should you probably visit this website. ( www.scp-wiki.net/ ) I will be making 2 more How To Escape guide for the Researcher, and SCP roles. There are 2 ways to escape. Through Gate A or Gate B. Lets start with Gate A first. Gate A As a Class D, you will spawn at the Class D holding cells (Heavy Containment Zone) and you'll have to find a level 3 key card. You can find a level 3 key card at the following spots; SCP-1162s, SCP-1123s, SCP-372s, or SCP-173s room. The spots that I have listed are the mostly likely places where you can find a level 3 key card. (Note: These rooms can only be access through a level 2 key card.) Once you get a level 3 key card you must make your way to SCP-914. There you'll find SCP-914 (the machine). at the middle you'll see a copper panel with a large knob with a small arrow attached. The words Rough, Coarse, 1:1, Fine, and Very Fine are positioned at points around the knob. Below the knob is a large “key” that winds the “mainspring”. Now you need to throw the key card into the machine (input, your left side) and set it to fine. Then press the mainspring. Once you have done that, the machine will begin to close the doors. What you're trying to do here is to upgrade your key card to a level 4. You might get a level 5 if you're a lucky. Once your key card is level 4 you need to exit the room and make your way to the armory to protect yourself. I do not recommend to wear a vest unless there are no SCPs left alive but the choice is yours. Once you have a weapon, you will make your way to the Heavy Containment Zone gate and with the level 4 key card you will be able to leave the Heavy Containment Zone. When you're out of the containment zone, you must be very careful and alert at all times. There is a possibility that there is a NTF (or MTF Guards) , Armed Researchers, or SCPs roaming around. You do not want to run into one of these guys or they will kill you. Unless you come across SCP-035 (friendly towards Class D.) Now you have to make your way to the Entrance Zone. Once you get there, you must be very careful. Its most likely that you'll see NTF (or MTF Guards) , Armed Researchers, or SCPs. You should not go to Gate A, not just yet. You must make your way to the Electrical Center and make sure the Remote Door Control is off! Once done, make your way towards Gate A and there you'll find an elevator (that might be guarded). Once you make your way up to the surface you must follow the road path that leads you to either your freedom or your doom. Gate B As a Class D, you will spawn at the Class D holding cells (Heavy Containment Zone) and you'll have to find a level 3 key card. You can find a level 3 key card at the following spots; SCP-1162s, SCP-1123s, SCP-372s, or SCP-173s room. The spots that I have listed are the mostly likely places where you can find a level 3 key card. (Note: These rooms can only be access through a level 2 key card.) Once you get a level 3 key card you must make your way to SCP-914. There you'll find SCP-914 (the machine). at the middle you'll see a copper panel with a large knob with a small arrow attached. The words Rough, Coarse, 1:1, Fine, and Very Fine are positioned at points around the knob. Below the knob is a large “key” that winds the “mainspring”. Now you need to throw the key card into the machine (input, your left side) and set it to fine. Then press the mainspring. Once you have done that, the machine will begin to close the doors. What you're trying to do here is to upgrade your key card to a level 4. You might get a level 5 if you're a lucky. Once your key card is level 4 you need to exit the room and make your way to the armory to protect yourself. I do not recommend to wear a vest unless there are no SCPs left alive but the choice is yours. Once you have a weapon, you will make your way to the Heavy Containment Zone gate and with the level 4 key card you will be able to leave the Heavy Containment Zone. Once you exit out of Heavy Containment Zone, turn right and you will come to a room called SCP-079. Once you get there you must enter the room and interact with SCP-079, a computer. He'll ask you for a help in return he'll help you. He will ask you to go to the Electrical Zone and turn on the Remote Door Control. So you must make your way through the Entrance Zone and do as he says. Once you have completed the task you will hear him say this, "Thank you, Gate B is now open." When you hear that then it means you have done everything correctly. Now to escape. Once exit out of the Electrical Center, you will head straight and then you will turn right through the telsa gate. Once you pass the telsa gate you will come across Gate B and you will be able to escape. And that is how you will escape through Gate B. Thank you for reading my guide. I'll be updating it from time to time, making sure I make it very detail as possible. If you think I miss anything then please tell me. If you enjoy this guide then make sure to like this post. There will be a video soon. And once again I thank you for reading my guide.
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    It's a long way from now, but near the end of the year. I'm taking my mom and myself to China. She hasn't been back in her home for a very long time. So I want to do the honor of giving her the opportunity to visit her family and friends. I want to make her happy, she's already have a tough time now.