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  1. This didn't happen to me, it happened to my sister 2-3 yrs ago while she was home alone getting ready to leave. 

     

    Background:  the rest of the family and I had left(I can't recall where) and my sister had stayed home getting ready to leave in her own car after we had left. 

     

    Story:  So my sister was staying home alone while doing her makeup, hair, etc. Just girl stuff... So for some reason the conditioning in her room wasn't working so she got a stand fan. You know those fans that stand up and spin 180° .(This is where the good shit comes in) As she was doing her makeup, the top half of the fan randomly falls off the stand it's stand and scares the living shit off my sister. I that doesnt sound scary or interesting but the way that the fan was standing up, there was no way for the top half(the actual fan itself) to fall. This spooked her enough and because she got scared she decided to go to the living room. In the living room there was this old radio that we never used but for some reason was still connected. So my sister is sitting on the living room couch just getting ready and out of nowhere the radio turns and randomly and plays a static sound. My sister freaked out runs towards it and disconnects it. Even after she had disconnected it, it supposedly played the static for a good couple of seconds after. By this point she wasn't having it and left. (Something I forgot to mention but wasn't relevant yet was that my sister had this monkey balloon that she was given the day before) 

     

    Aftermath: When we all got home we were all skeptical of her story and tbh didn't believe her. This is where the monkey balloon comes in. As we enter the house this balloon was in the center of the hallway, out her room and very close to the living room. My sis could of sworn she had put the monkey in her closet the previous day. We were all weirded out so we tried to find a logical explanation like maybe  the air flow carried it. After digging for an explanation we just couldn't find it. So we took the monkey balloon, popped it and threw it away. From that day foward we haven't had a single paranormal occurrence. 

  2. Oh shite, I've seen you on breach before! I believe you were the guy who missed the jump down the stairs as an NTF(don't worry I was the guy who missed it too)(well technically I made the jump but I landed on the ledge so I could bhop but still took 50 damage and I was low on hp). Anyways, enough of my rambling, welcome!!!! :happytree:

  3. 29 minutes ago, Bae said:

    I assume you're talking about gmod adverts. I'm pretty sure all servers which includes breach already has an advert that ask everyone to read the rules, but it may be in a different format/way. But the one you're requesting is a different type of addon, but its simple thing. 

    It's not any staff's responsibility to babysit a player to have them read the rules. It's their responsibility. If they break a rule, it's up to the staff's discretion on how to handle it. If it's something very small like not reading the rules, I don't think a staff can do much about it until they actually break a rule on it.

    Obviously it's not the staff's job to babysit the newcomers, they have other more important stuff to do. The way that I think of it is, if a new comer reads the rules, most likely they won't break a rule. In turn, admins don't have to spend time on the person as they didn't do anything wrong. Which gives the admins more time for other things, rather than having to read reports with the newbies stating they didn't know. It would make things at the very least a little more efficient for admins. It will also stop some of the accidental rdm. 

  4. I see what you're saying but as the amount of newer folks joining per day increases(which is already starting to happen) the more accide tal rdm will happen. Leading most people like myself to basically want to stop playing the game after so many times of it happening. I'm not saying to give them a punishment. I'm saying to enforce the motd more. Just a simple message in chatbox such as: "Welcome (name) to GFL Breach, please consider reading the !motd" might influence some to do so. Just a thought. 

  5. You know what would be a great idea for breach, for old and new players? A way of not forcing but highly recommending the new players to learn the rules and roles. This way regular players don't get rdmd by accident. The new players also feel more comfortable as they now know the game rules. 

     

    How I suggest we do this: I would recommend to keep the motd when you join but for the first timers to show a text pop up before they spawn and play their first game alerting them, "Please, read the motd before you play." Or after every 5 games or so pop up the motd with a text above or below it saying "4 motd pop ups left" Obviously the 4 is replaced with how ever many are left. There would also be a X button like the regular motd but maybe some players will actually read it. 

     

    This in my opinion would help the community with the huge problem of accidental rdm. Such as me yesterday, I got rdmd 6 games in a row, 4 of which were accidental rdm by new players. I wanted to quit playing so badly after that because of not being able to properly play for basically an hour. 

    Hope this comes to light and approved or something even better. 

  6. 29 minutes ago, Baked said:

    Flashbacks... horrible horrible flashbacks.... I served in the Canadian War as Ground Support and there were so many explosions and I lost my left ankle for that war. The fireworks just reminded me of all the maple syrup bombs and ketchup rifles blasting.. Sad times.

     

     

     

     

    Jk, I had a great time. Went out for some fireworks(since setting off fireworks in my area is illegal) and I got to close to one of them and it my face. Oh well.

    Good to hear, sounds fun.

  7. Happy Fourth of July everyone, hope you all, have/had an awesome party. If you didn't then hope you still spent the occasion happy. If you don't live in America, you can KYS. Just kidding, it was just a regular day for you.

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    #DemoteYourBoiFSG

    ^:lenny:

    I resign as GFL member. I am now GFL peasant. Please and Thank You.

    Just kidding.

  8. 1 hour ago, PB-n-J said:

     

    Or you could not be lazy and get a summer job and learn the value of actual hard work.

    Or you can not take everything so seriously ;) <3 

     

    1 hour ago, Darkling said:

    30 minutes wasted... Get a job you lazy American. 

     

    If you are too young for a job then grab a bucket and sponge and go wash some of your neighbours cars. $5 a go and you'll be in the money after a full days work.

    Or you can also not take this seriously, this was like at 3 or 4 am. How the fuck am I suppose to work at 3 or 4 am?? Think before you think buddy ;) <3

  9. Listen up punks! Today you're going to learn from the powerful and master at breach (not really), Fastspeedgamer or as some as you guys know me Papi FSG (also not really),

    This is a step-by-step tutorial on how to get any Video Game for free. ANY GAME FOR FREE

    NO MORE BUYING GAMES WITH HARD EARNED MONEY!!!

    Why spend your precious money (that you could be using to buy me stuff or even better Pornhub membership ;)) on something you can get for free?

    If you think about it, that also applies to food. Just cut someone and eat them :lenny:

    Okay now for the actual tutorial.

    STEP 1: Comment on this post!!!

    THIS IS ALSO A MUST!!! MANDATORY!!!!

    preferably your steam or bank information

    Not really 

    STEP 2: Go to your mom or dad (parent of choice)(or whoever takes care of you :/) ask for  $$$$$$ to buy some video games.

    In most cases, they'd say no, BUT in the case that your parents are BOMB AF, then take the opportunity and take that FUCKING FREE MONEY!!!!

    Now as I said, most parents are going to say no, so what you want to do is either...

    A: Get on your knees and BEG for the money in either sexual ways (daddy) or by crying if you're a good person.

    B: Just accept the fact that your parents don't have to take care of you, as you're a hard working citizen who is capable of working and having a steady income.

    BUT FUCK IT!!! WE WANT FREE MONEY!!!

    So in the end what you want to do is steal the money from your parents while they're sleeping

    Or for style points... do it right in front of their faces, cuz you're a total badass :) 

    After obtaining the money, buy any game you god damn want!!! It's not your money, so why should you care :) Don't forget about Papi FSG when you're banking on some mad Video Games.

    Buy me something please I'm poor :( 

     

    That was how to get free video games in a simple step-by-step tutorial!!

    Have Fun :)

    (I spent about 30 min on this :/)

  10. 2 hours ago, Jcfraven said:

    Actually, you should sleep a lot in order to get taller.

     

    Unless you meant that part to be wrong.

     

    If so, fair play.

     

    Also, @Astro, when is the next tutorial coming out? I am expecting "How does one short," within 24 hours.

    @Jcfraven Yes it was meant to be wrong!!! That's what makes it funny XD. Least I know how to tall now. I don't want to be 6 ft anymore. 9 ft is my goal by the end of the year. Wish my luck! 

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