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  1. it's been a month now that I ordered my fidget spinner on amazon

    what the fuck

     

  2. Even though Hands are a pain in the ass to draw

    I'm getting better nonetheless

    d38577f80aaa9c59f7fb53acc1acd7aa.png GAH NO FACE

  3. also trying out a bit of animew

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    Hand practice

    yes, I know I drew the second hand weird, I'm trying D; 

    But that's how I hold a pencil, and I wanted to draw it

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    also, hand reveal

  5. So I'm creative team now. Gonna be working on those media's :D

  6. My fucking internet is out til saturday.

  7. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  8. CSGO Strat Roulette. Funniest idea ever lmao

  9. My brother just found my Game Boy Advanced. Now all i have to do is find some games to play.

  10. the inside of my pc

    pic I took while cleaning it

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  11. the inside of my pc

    pic I took while cleaning it

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  12. how to play minecraft

    1. BLAZE

      BLAZE

      Finnick this is a Christian community watch your mouth

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  13. I'm really anxious to get my art projects done but I'm in Edmonton, AB for vacation. BUT NOW IT SNOWED HARD FUCKING CORE AND I MAY NEED TO STAY HERE LONGER OMFG. 

    I'm kinda excited but also disappointed because it's cold here

  14. I went to go see the Live-Action Beauty and the Beast, and I gotta say, It was an absolutely horrid experience.

     

    Not the Movie, the movie was fantastic, my experience IN the movie cinema, was absolutely horrible.

     

     

    At first, I thought no one annoying would come to the theater because the movie has been out for a while and the people who are typically the most annoying, are those who see the movie as soon as it has been open, but I knew I wouldn't be alone.

    But after a few minutes of getting comfy alone in the cinema, I began to hear voices coming down the hall, very high pitched and annoying little girl squeals coming from their mouth hole.

    I sighed in disbelief, but there they came, around the corner running up the stairs to find a seat.


    At our cinema, we have these seats as to whom'st who shall pay the price, may get the better seats.

    I was one of those people who has chosen to take the lonely route and choose said seat.

     

    I, as most people would, sat in the middle seats to get the best view of the screen.

    But as I gaze toward the girls running up the stairs, I see them turn a sharp corner into the seats in front of me.

    The girls were not my problem, however.

     

    My problem with the movie experience was the 3 persons sitting in the seat rear of me.

    In the seat directly behind me, a man sat down with his son and daughter at his sides.

    I did not think much of it at first, but throughout the film, I heard nothing but talking, immature fart noises from the father of the two children, and yelling.

    There wasn't one second during the film where I haven't thought to scream at the top of my lungs and tell them to shut their trap.

    But as nice and civil as I can be, I didn't want to disturb the others in the theater.


    The worst part of it all, was the man sitting behind me, was kicking my seat on purpose because I had the best seat in the cinema.

    He literally told me that when I asked him to stop kicking my rear end with his massive hoof of a foot.

     

     

    I loved the Beauty and the Beast movie a lot.

    But paying 20 dollars for a movie ticket and a Large sodie pop.

    I did not enjoy the movie at all.

     

     

    Rest in peace, my time and sanity.

  15. I did the math and research. According to Wikipedia, the average length of a penis varies from 5.1 to 5.9 inches. I went for a safe 5.5 inches for an average. The average radius from the core center of the penis to the skin on the outside is .75 inches. From this we can roughly find the volume with pi times radius squared times height. This comes out as the average penis being around 9.72 cubic inches. Next, I found the volume of the average human adult male. I had to first find the weight, which according to Alex Schlessingerman's "The Physics Factbook" is 70kg or 154 pounds. Weight is found by multiplying an objects mass by the force of gravity, 9.81 meters per second. After taking gravity out of the equation, the average mass of an adult human male is 70.14 kg. I then found the volume by dividing this number by the average density if a human, according to Wikipedia, 985 kg per meter cubed. The volume of the adult male was then found to be .0072516316 cubic meters. Utilizing the volume of the average penis I found earlier, 9.72 in cubed, and converting it to meters cubed, I get .0001592828 meters cubed. This means the penis is 2.19% of an adult males volume. Assuming a lack of testosterone or female hormones makes the person a female, balls ignored for ease, fucking a trap is only 2.19% homosexual.

    1. BLAZE

      BLAZE

      When you're dedicated to say your fetish for traps isn't gay

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  18. First game I'm emulating:

    Majoras mask

     

    Hopefully I can play all Legend of Zelda Titles I never got to play

     

  19. #NotMyShoutbox #UnbanTelemetry

  20. the best part of having this xbox one is 4k porn on my 55 inch tv xddxd

     

  21. the best part of having this xbox one is 4k porn on my 55 inch tv xddxd

     

    1. BLAZE

      BLAZE

      Oh I wanna play that I watched someone's play it

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  22. the best part of having this xbox one is 4k porn on my 55 inch tv xddxd

     

    1. BLAZE

      BLAZE

      Also what is the character in your profile pic?

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  23. the best part of having this xbox one is 4k porn on my 55 inch tv xddxd

     

  24. Dude it's boring not having anymore roles in the community lul. 

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