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  1. How does one actually make toast?

    1. HackingPotato
    2. Hello.

      Hello.

      Step 1: Judge the toaster from afar. Do not let the predator know of your intentions to take advantage of its position as this will let the alpha suspect weakness on your part. (An option is to distract yourself with the coffee-maker, should one be handy.)

       

      Step 2: Obtain the infamous ingredient: bread. Please note that this is a rare and low-quality ingredient only available in the fabled "Grocery Store". (It is rumored that getting such an item has resulted in the disappearances of a few unlucky souls.)

       

      Step 3: When ready, calmly approach the toaster. It will attempt to assert dominance so it is IMPORTANT to NEVER. EVER. break eye contact. Doing so will let the toaster assume it has won dominance.

       

      Step 4: ???????????????

       

      Step 5: Toast!

    3. Otter

      Otter

      Toast?  Don't you mean, grilled cheese?  :lenny:

       

      1. Grab bread and put it in toaster.

       

      2. After letting it sit for 3 minutes, take it out, and butter it(BOTH SIDES YOU DIRTY FUCKING NIGGER)

       

      3. After it is buttered, go and put some butter on a pan and say "he ya'll partner, some grilled cheese would be great right now" (if you dont say this ur grilled cheese wont be good, trust me, im a professional.)

       

      4. Make sure the pan ISNT COVERED IN BUTTER JUST MAKE SURE ITS ENOUGH TO MAKE IT SLIDE

       

      5. Flip the bread in the pan 2 times. Put it down, flip, flip, so it's the original side you had.

       

      6. After bread is on the correct side, PUT SOME OF THAT FUCKIN GOOD GOOD SHIT ON THERE(cheese)

       

      7. put a SMALL dab(ha dab) of butter on the cheese and let it cook.

       

      8. After that, repeat until you got your meme cheese out.

       

      9. If you want ham or shit, just go over to your microwave, microwave it for like 45 seconds or a minute, then put it on your grilled cheese. 

       

       

       

       

      I KNOW ITS JUST NOT THE SAME. DONT FUCKING JUDGE ME THE STUPID FORUMS TOOK IT AWAY FROM ME I BLAME YOU ROY FOR THIS HORRIBLE ACCIDENT, 

       

      #RIPBESTGRILLEDCHEESETUTORIALONTHEWEB2k16 #FREEMANIGGAGRILLEDCHEESE #PANSUPDONTSHOOT #CHEESEDIDNOTHINGWRONG

       

      rip

  2. who knew trying to enable auto-hop would be so difficult?

  3. i am a man of the rainbow. bow down before me

    1. Chormee

      Chormee

      what are you, fucking gay?

  4. TODAYS THE DAYYYYYYYY

    1. Chormee

      Chormee

      Don't know what today's the day for but WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  5. I just opened Pokemon Go to find that my character was reset

     

    volvo, pls fix

  6. *insert deep yet vague status*

  7. will not be on for about half the week. Sister/BIL are visiting and they're staying in my room. /cry

     

    rip me

    1. Finnick

      Finnick

      just kill them

      then they would shut up

    2. denros

      denros

      You know what they will be doing on your bed...

    3. Addy

      Addy

      @denros

       

      good thing they brought their own air mattress 

       

      :lenny:

  8. Why don't we just blame Domps?

    1. Coolest Cat
    2. Pyros

      Pyros

      wait, I thought we were doing that for a long time now

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