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  1. Welcome to the final box box guide for breach!

     

    For introduction, back around 2 years ago, when the server was in its best days, every so often I made giant guides for people on the server. Everybody loved them! I made sure that it was easy and understandable, and nobody ever said anything negative things. Silence the weak, I always say.  So, lets go onto the guide.

     

     

    This will be the last guide I shall ever make. What is this guide for you might ask?  Well, these clowns on this forum might think you have to play the game mode a specific way, but they are wrong. This guide is about how you really play breach!!!!!!

     

     

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    1. Always win

        " you must win " - me

     

    So, if you are playing GFL Breach, at the start, let's say you are D-Class. Just make sure to win. I can't say much else. It's pretty darn easy, and especially easy for everybody else. Get the card and get out and that's really it.

     

     

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    2. Remember, everything, including life, is just a fabrication. 

           " Anything and everything? It means nothing. " - The Bacteria On The Wall

     For the second, and most importantly last step of this guide, is to realize that life is completely fabricated  and everything is a lie. Everything you know and love is all just nothing and there is no possible way to fathom how everything could be what it is. It must be realized that life is just completely nothing. Life and everything you can even think of just isn't true. What you see isn't real. And what you cannot see isn't real. What the person closest to me sees isn't real and it just is all a giant nothingness. There is no words, or any feeling in this empty creation of nothing to express what I, me, we, you or anybody that can show the level of understanding needed to fathom it.  What you see is what you get, and anything more then that you are just blinded by curiosity. It can just be an infinite plane of nothing housed just for you. And for what? Nothing. There is nothing. Nothing will ever be there. And nothing has ever been there. Breach? It isn't there, and it never has been. Shall it all be just a lie to bring me satisfaction? Have the atoms combined to bring me happiness? I'll never know. Because it isn't knowable and everything isn't knowable. Anything isn't knowable either. And it is all just a mockup to bring anything everything, or bring everything anything. Shall this put me out of this horrible existence to what I imagine it could be. Once more, another plane of nothingness. I just am not able to put in words the sadness and stupidity my life has come to. I just cannot do it anymore. I can't decide what is real or if anything is anything anymore. Not much things bring me joy and I am just forced into a dreaded loop of life. Everything is the same, and the same is everything. When I do one thing, I must do it 1000 times. Maybe not right after another, but sure. I'll have to do it 1000 times. I just can't take this for much longer. I just can't decide what is real anymore. Please help me.

     

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    3. Closure

       "  ,\/V   " -      ;lj
     

    I just want to say thank you to everybody that has read this or read any of my guides cause they are and always will be awesome and this will be the last breach guide to ever roam this earth. So yeah. Hope you can win or have better luck on breach with this guide. Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

     

     

     

     

  2. I loved breach but now it seems like the gamemode/server is entirely just a big loop. If I wanted to have fun on Breach I would get on garry's mod and see that the servers empty, so I would just go get on Secret Laboratory. What I can say is the server declined for me when it basically just turned into SCP:SL. 

     

    I can really agree with sonicsnake's comment about how depending on which class you get how they are all just a loop.

    I will say make more randomness and stuff ( not just event rounds and shit ) or just really anything. if not that all I can say is that the breach server has run its course and its done anough, you have to admit its just kinda boring and is not really played anymore, if abunch of shit is added, gets played for like 2 days and then slowly declines again I dunno what I would do

  3. This is a joke guide. Some people might even call it a shitpost   but still, have fun.

     

     

    Tired of that pesky RNG? The stupid SCPs and MTF/NTF? On your way to the escape but suddenly some random thing from literally nowhere that you've not seen before comes and kills you? Hate that the jukebox still isn't working?

     

    Well this guide is for YOU! Or anyone else in the entire server.

    Before we start this I wanna say that if this for some reason fails, it is entirely your fault by your choices and game sense, so don't come back and complain that: " OMG diDNT WORK !!!! " Oh, and there is no way this CAN'T work, if your saying it doesnt work your just trolling, get out of here.

     

    Now, to fix our first problem.

    So tired of getting Class-D every single spawn? Well, I have a solution! Keep playing Class-D until you have a fun time. Once you do this, you must pass to the second problem.

     

    Our second problem.

    "OMG!! TheS E stUpied tree-searchers are stealing my keycards! I cant escape from light containment zone! "

    Well, to totally break the entire game, you picked up a crowbar/A gun such as a GALIL.

    What do you do with this? Wait till its 11:00 and blast the tree-searchers for your keycard. " But box box! They already left! "

    Does it look like I actually care? You chase them like your SCP-096, that was YOUR keycard..right? " Wait, box box, cant I just break the checkpoint window!? " No, you can't. Even if you wanted to I know you wanna absolutely murder the researcher.

     

    Our third problem.

    "Eyo boex boex, these damn MTF keep rushing light containment zone and I can't get out without them chasing me!"

    This problem is easy to solve, just use your mind. I'd recommend hiding in a room such as a checkpoint or a bathroom until they pass and/or get absolutely obliterated by an SCP. ( Remember, if you hide in a bathroom stall, they can't open your stall or they're technically gay. )

     

    Our fourth problem.

    " bruh these SCP's are camping the checkpoint/heavy containment zone"

    My solution? Pretty much just the answer to the third problem.

     

     

    Our firth problem.

    " gamer NTF just spawned and 5 SCP-682's are camping gate a what do I do "

    Well, this is a hard question. Firstly, because 9 times out of 10 you wouldn't make it this far and die by MTF or an SCP, specifically SCP-682/SCP-017. So, if you are here, if you are in a pack with fellow D-Class you must send one to SCP-079, or if he was already talked to get to Gate B, and escape.

     

    And thats all for today. Wait, what? I thought we were only doing Class-D here though then? Uhhhh, alrighty then...

     

    Our sixth problem.

    " But box box! This entire time I spawned as researcher! What do I do!? " Well, I'm glad you asked.

    FIrstly, you want to be the biggest cunt you can be to those pesky Class-D, steal all their keycards and throw it behind SCP-914 so they're gone forever! 

     

    Our seventh problem.

    " What now? "

    Secondly, you want to get a level 4+ access and get through heavy containment zone, this is all saying if you spawned in the light containment zone. After this, run to your mommy MTF like your a baby, as your only weaklings to their massive superiority.

     

    Our eighth problem.

    " Alrighty, what now? "

    Lastly, your gonna wanna scream at the Commander to open Gate A. Even though you have perfect access to open it yourself, the Commander has to do it. Once either the Commander, you, or Gate A just eventually opens get outside, run to Gate B tunnels, and scream that you want to be escorted for the 5+ points the MTF/Commander gets. During this, you realize that nobody is actually coming, and you eventually die because SCP-682 comes out of nowhere and eats you because you wanted to be escorted, you sad, dirty, little researcher.

     

    And thats all- okay, we are going too far, we were just gonna do Class-D! .

     

     

    Our ninth problem.

    " Hey uh, box. This entire time I've spawned as an MTF, what do I do? "

    Firstly, your a regular MTF. Disappointment commanders are ALWAYS going to let you down. If you DO spawn as one, immediately go into spectate mode to die, and join back into playing before the round starts so you cant be Commander.

    Once this is done, go into the gun room, use all the rifle ammo, take an AK47 and rush light containment. Yeah, your gonna be the one that ruins the Class-D's day. Whenever your there, murder all of them and bust into SCP-914. If there is Class-D there, and if one of them screams: "ITS THE COPS! RUN!" You must immediately take them out before they call more Class-D with their " REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE " Mating call. ( Warning! If not quick anough, the Class-D's mating call can cause permanent hearing damage, so be on your toes! )

     

     

    Our tenth problem. 

    " Alright, box. What do I do now? "

    So, your gonna want to hide for at least 2 minutes, because at that point some SCP's are already on the way to absolutely vore you to death like all the furrys dream to in light containment zone.

    I'd recommend hiding at a checkpoint window, or a bathroom stall. Though you can call them gay if they open the stall your in.

     

    Our eleventh problem.

    " Okayyy, what now? "

    So, we're gonna assume that the time has passed, now you should rush back to the entrance zone. At this point, all the SCP's have most likely broken out from Gate A/Roaming the entrance zone, so what you wanna do is get through the cafeteria, get through Gate A, ( somehow, we're not gonna talk about how your gonna do that. Remember, if you die it will be entirely your fault! ) Once your out, you should make a run for Gate B since for all you know that there could be 48 zombies, 7 SCP-017's,  378 SCP-682's, and who else knows what the hell else, so you get there, and even though you don't technically win if you escape, you escape, leaving all the random researchers left in the facility for dead.

     

    Alright I'm pretty.......wait why? why? Why!?

     

    Our twelfth? Twelveth? IS THERE EVEN A TRUE PLURAL SAYING OF TWELVE!? ANYWAY YOU GET IT, ITS THE TWELVE-TH PROBLEM

    "Hey so uh, box, I got SCP, can you help?"

    Alright, since your insanely unlucky, even getting an SCP, you got SCP-999, somehow. Even though it counts as a researcher, its still an SCP, so it counts on here.

    So, what do you do as SCP-999? You cant really do shit, to be frank. If there is anything anything, find some MTF girlfriend and hog them the entire game, if they die, you find another until they eventually die and you eventually die. 

     

    Thats all for SCP-999.

     

    ALRIGHTY! Since there is no other class- wait, what? What're you talking about theres still another one?

    " But box box! I spawned as a Chaos Insurgency! "

    I don't wanna do this anymore, please stop. 

     

     

     

    Anyways! What your gonna do is sneakily plant some SLAM's in the MTF spawn room, and as soon as the warmup ends blow it up and make the time you saw SCP-682 vore some Class-D look like a fucking joke.

    Anyways, thats all- wait, what do you mean if you spawn at Gate A? You don't, your too unlucky anyways, you would never respawn.

    Anyways... thats all. No more classes.

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    wait, what the hell do you mean theres another class? still spectator?! You cant- you.... why? Get out of here. I don't want you here anymore.

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