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  1. This is a joke guide, don't do shit I say here or you might actually get banned.

     

    Alright, so, I'm pretty sure everyone is tired of waiting 27 minutes and then getting Class-D and then die to a camping SCP-173 at SCP-914 when you open the gate. So, I've made this guide to get rid of that possibility.

     

    So yeah, before we start I just wanna say, welcome to my newest guide, oh and this guide is only for Site-19, all other maps are dumb and don't deserve to be played at all or even looked at.

     

     

     

    Alright, so because you were flaming up the entire team of MTF, you got team banned permanently from being in the Foundation team, so all you can be now is Class-D. CI and SCPs are out  of the question.

     

    So, what your going to want to do is get a key card before anyone else in pre-game. When you do this, you realize you have already won.

     

    After this, get a level 3 ( you have to do this yourself, no instructions can be given as our "test-ees" never could get a level 3 ) and go to 914, upgrade yo shit and then make your way to the entrance zone. ( optionally, wait for a cunt researcher to open 914 for you and steal his card and run away. )

     

    Now, avoid any SCP's and MTF, and make your way to the electrical center. Now once your there, camp it, wait for any poor researcher or MTF to come on down and kill him, if your feeling cocky even t-bag him, that'll sure make him mad. After that, it'll be at least 5:00. Now, since your an asshole and your friend is teaming with you as MTF, give him your 05 and ask him to nuke the facility while you also camp the nuke.

     

    After this, wait for somebody to kill your friend, run into the nuke hole ( inside the room to fire the nuke, and into the little hole that the nuke is stationed in. ) and wait there.

     

    While your doing that spam "@hey stupid fucking admins get me out of this hole or I'll have Xy demote your ass" in chat, and eventually you'll get out, or die.

    Or if there is no admins on, just keep spamming !calladmin and the same text, just without the @.  And HOPEFULLY you'll get out. Since the nukes have been disabled track the gay researcher that turned them off, blast his blood on a wall and dance on his dead body, because you don't care about other peoples opinions.

     

    After that, spray whatever spray you have on the wall he died on, and then run off to Gate A. Whenever you do this, its already opened since you used too much time spamming the admins.

     

    Once you do this, you have to soon realise that you have absolutely no time at all to get to Gate B fast enough because nobody bothered to talk to SCP-079. Because of this, you just sit there in the guard tower, readying the H.I.D. turret to blast yourself into oblivion because you realize you've already lost. 

     

    And suddenly, you realize since your stupid MTF friend was messaging you on steam saying how fucking dumb you were because you didn't save him, you didn't realize you had atleast 3 minutes to get to Gate B, and because of this atleast 20 MTF/Serpents Hand will spawn on you, and you lose once again. 

     

    And that is my guide on how to lo- I mean, win as Class-D. I hope you enjoyed it.

  2. 44 minutes ago, Doomnack said:

    my bad, have big text addiction.

    sorry lol

     

    Yeah, honestly if you had a big fat message in the corner of your screen that some monster was about to turn you into a human icepop you'd probably hide faster. It would ruin the surprise that if you can see this thing, it can probably see you. I'll edit the post real quick.

     

    Appreciate the feedback.

    gotta keep it real with you barista, this is really reminding me of a post I made before, but idk, anyway I like the suggestion

  3. Skits I enjoy you being here, but if there was anyone I could've wished more that would've made this post? Harry, the biggest gay man in GFL history.

     

     

     

    edit:

     

    im honestly sorry harry now you've actually kinda made me sad and for this I change the gayyer to motorsteak, I'm sorry harry @harry

  4. 7 minutes ago, TheJitFace said:

    UH READING BIG FONT IS LIKE KINDA DIFFICULT SO YA

     

    I'm guessing you guys are having a hard time reading my post? I don't exactly know whats happening. Can you tell me exactly what the problem is? I can fix it in editing, trust me. I dunno what happened. I don't exactly see any problems with the post, maybe a single grammar error once or twice but that is it. Please, tell me what the problem is if you can.

  5. You know, when your just literally walking around and get exploded by "world" and see it did over 40,000 damage in 1 hit, you know that this isnt even the peak of the wackiness in the game.

     

     

    I think that the melon should never be removed from the game. I think the Melon is such a more superior object for us mortals to realise its full potential.

    Plus the Melon is such a fun easter egg thing in the Site-19 map, its just fun running at people and basically launching a nuclear bomb in the disguise of a melon, its pretty fun.

     

    I know Xy has not been talking or been doing anything about the melon recently, but who knows, he might actually remove the melon. This is the suggestion that I'm making for that not to happen.

     

    So, tell me if you agree with this by telling your opinion in the comments, I honestly just want to see your opinion.

  6. So I'm sure everyone knows this, but I think Bastion should be actually nerfed. I'm tired of him always in some random spot in some in-accessible spot with the new jetpack and kills me in seconds with the turret. I should really talk to Blizzard about this because its starting to get a bit annoying. Along with this, Sombra's new Ability, she can literally steal Bastion's Jetpack and use it to fly to even more broken spots and use her ultimate at insanely important places and no one will know what even happened. That is why I think Sombra really needs to be nerfed, It's getting really tiring if I had to say so myself, and I want to do something about it. If anyone would help me speak out about this I'd be very glad for that.

    By the way, if you wanna play a game with me or something, add me on my Xbox as I will add you on there and we can play some Overwatch, I'll be really looking up to it.

    Oh and I know this might be a bit off-topic, but Junkrats new ult is kinda op. I think it should be reverted to the cards again, but thats just my thought on it. Well, thats about it.

     

    See you guys.

  7. I don't see why not. +1

     

     

    Ravelord's sayings make it sound like its alot harder, but I feel that Xy could just probably import from features from the deathmatch/go off from it and use it with the noclipping.

     

    To be honest if Xy did this really all the problems would be non-existant. With doors, in DM all doors are no-collided, you can go through them. Players are not a problem as they cannot interfere. If you somehow do get inside of the facility in DM, you cant actually do anything with the maps things like tesla gates or buttons in the first place.

  8. Number 15.

    Man standing in a plastic container of lettuce

     

    Number 14.

    Roy

     

     

    Number 13.

    SCP-8067 From "Watch People Get Literally Eaten Alive By Giant Fucking Monsters"

     

     

    Number 12.

     

    Duc2000 From "Where The Hell Are My Anchovies At?"

     

     

    Number 11.

    Kowalski From "Teenager Penguins Escape The Police To Save Their Premium Weed"

     

    Number 10.

    Slimer From New "Ghostbusters"

     

    Number 9.

    Peter Griffin From "GTA San Andreas"

     

    Number 8.

    Biggie B From "Minecraft Comes Real"

     

     

    Number 7.

    That Guy From Family Guy Who Said Butt Lol

     

    Number 6.

    Lambda

     

     

    Number 5.

    Steve from Minecraft

     

    Number 4.

    Tomato from "Veggietales"

     

    Number 3.

    Ted from "TEDTalks"

     

    Number 2.

    Sans Undertale

     

    Number 1.

    Xy

  9. 37 minutes ago, Ben Roy said:

    WELCOME BACK

     

    Apply for the Moderator again when you've started being active on Discord.

    Kind of Ironic, considering you being active on discord...  is a thought only fools would imagine

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