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Akris

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  1. trap·e·zoid

     

    a quadrilateral with only one pair of parallel sides.

     

     

  2. Happy bday give me kisses bb <3

  3. Image result for elon musk  This is what I call dad material.

  4. Happy 4/20 weed lovers! 

  5.  GOING TO MCDONALDS AND GETTING SCHESWAN SAUCE

  6. GIVE ME YOUR TITS PLZ AND YOUR NUDES SO I CAN JACKOFF TO THEM EVERYDAY DATE ME PLEASE~Jitface

  7. Reality is gay, Reality is gay

  8. Congratulations @Elliot3022 on becoming manager of cancer.

  9. Got a nice slab of steak, some bacon and a 

     

  10. Happy bday and Gratz would’ve replied earlier but I had basketball 

  11. As I’m eating out what with my family my father decides to get on one knee and ask his gf to marry him!!!

  12. ABOUT FUCKING TIME ALL HAIL PAULA 

     

    all hail paula

    All Hail Paula

    ALL HAIL PAULA!

  13. "Why can't I find the right guy?" Emily sobbed "Anyone should be lucky to have you Emily" I replied. I put my arm around her and let her rest on my shoulder and go on about how no guy will ever love her. Only if she knew the way I feel about her. My heart aches for her, yearns for her. Today has to be the day I tell her. I feel her warmth overwhelm me as I stroke her arm. "Emily, there's something I always wanted to tell you" "What is it?" "It's kinda hard to say this, but I've been in love with you since I've met you" Before I realize what's happening I lean in and kiss her giving her enough time to pull away but to my surprise, she doesn't. I place my hand on her hair stroking it softly hoping this moment never ends. As we finally pull away I see the biggest smile on her face. "You have no idea how long I waited for that," she said. I just smile and kiss her again, but as we are kissing her watch beeps. "Shit I have to go," she said "No, stay the night with me" I replied "Ok," she smiled. She jumped into my arms, while I slowly unhooked her bra. THE END THAT'S ALL YOU GET PERVERTS NOW PUT YOUR DICKS AWAY

     

     

    Thoughts?

  14. Yea, the lake house doesn’t have WiFi so my activity is gonna go do n a little :happytree:

  15. Happy birthday! You're better than most people here!

  16. Aye bronze 5 600 more reputation to go

  17. Like the new brony profile pic

  18. Welcome back pal glad ur back

  19. Happy birthday (might be late) hope your dad gets better!

  20. Coming home...

  21. Think I missed it butter happy birthday sorry for destroying ur bar <3

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