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Akris

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  1. Name?Fuck Off

    Age?18

    Birthday?a date

    Timezone? Est.

    Gender?Male(there's only 2 genders)

    What would you do if you were the opposite of your gender? Play with my pussy :lenny:

    Rank (ie. Supporter, Vip)? Server Admin

    Which server(s) do you prefer?GMOD Jailbreak, Deathrun, Prop Hunt, TTT, and purge and ragdoll

    How long have you been playing? I've been playing GFL for 4 years and been on the forums for about 2

    How often are you online and for how long?ALL THE TIME and around like 9 hours

    Biggest accomplishment on this server? Giving my first Perma ban

    Best thing that ever happened to you? When I lost my virginity 

    Worst thing that ever happened to you? When I got a couple stitches in my MOUTH!

    Words/Phrases you say frequently? I hate myself, Cheesy wanna smash?????, Why does something bad happen every time I leave?, and Shut the fuck up Jat 

     

    Your greatest fear? Idk snakes

    Most recent embarrassing thing that happened to you?i got grounded for not mowing 

    Favorite member(s) who plays on this server and why? @Winter you were the first person I met when I came back to GFL you helped me out I'm so grateful @canman1151 you help me out on jailbreak your the reason I got into jailbreak if u didn't populate it idk if it would still be a server @CheesyFishBitz a great gay friend :) (with a nice dick) @eddiegdo Best gay lover @Bae an amazing friend known her for a long time @Jat02 someone who can't shut up bout Glenn's death ps great friend helped me get admin on prop hunt @Narus great JB admin and a great friend knows how to josh around @Gekkota_ Its gek what else do I have to say? @InvertedAdvent Great guy to play melonbombers with @Faex great admin okay friend :lenny: @Bobisanawesomeman Booby A guy u don't wanna play purge with :lenny: @BLAZE the best dadmin @Xy_ ur okay I guess ? @DoctorDJ I'm the reason ur admin JK great guy yea @Kcim SO FUCKING HILARIOUS just realized I added so many people if u think u should be in here comment

    Favorite Animal? Ram

    Favorite Color? Baby Blue

    Favorite Song? Scissors by Slipknot 

     

    Favorite Book? Michael Vey series 

    Favorite Movie? Star Wars 

    Favorite TV Show? The Walking Dead obviously 

    Favorite vacation spot? Ocean City

    Coolest place you visited? The Bahamas

    Favorite place to be alone? My computer 

    Favorite thing to do with your spare time? Play GMOD GFL servers

    Favorite person you enjoy spending time with? I will have to say @Winter even tho he's afk all the time

    Favorite thing to do when nobody's looking? Masterbate

    Something that made you laugh ridiculously hard. Louis CK stand up

    Something you wish existed. Love(jk teleportation)

    Something you wish was still around. Oreo O's        

    Something you wish this server had or had at some point and want back. GMOD Bhop

    Something you're extremely talented at or have a thing for. Basketball

    Favorite Meme or GIF I don't care for memes

     

     

  2. 33 minutes ago, flyingjoe32 said:

    Seeing an admin act as childish as this is honestly disturbing. If you're going to resign, at least resign with an ounce of dignity instead of ruining your image even further. Because of your little superiority complex, you ruin the experience of a player who, while annoying, is a player nonetheless.

    i totally agree u became an admin for a reason if ur gonna resign dont try to bring down people with u it's just so childish

  3.  

    Look, if you had mom's spaghetti, would you capture it, or just let it slip?

    [Verse 1]
    His palms spaghetti, knees weak, arms spaghetti
    There's vomit on his sweater spaghetti: mom's spaghetti
    He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
    To drop bombs, but he keeps on spaghetti
    What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes spaghetti
    He opens his mouth but spaghetti won't come out
    He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now
    Spaghetti's run out, time's up, over - blaow!
    Snap back to spaghetti, oh! - there goes spaghetti
    Oh - there goes spaghetti, bloaw!
    He's so mad, but he won't
    Give up spaghetti, nope, he won't have it
    He knows, he keeps on forgetting that mom's spaghetti's dope
    He knows that, but he's broke
    He's so stagnant, he knows
    When he goes back to this mom's spaghetti, that's when it's
    Back to the lab again, yo, this whole spaghetti
    Better go capture spaghetti and hope it don't pass him

    [Hook]
    You better lose yourself in
    Mom's spaghetti, it's ready
    You better never let it go
    You only get one spaghetti, do not miss your chance to blow
    Cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime, yo
    (x2)


    [Verse 2]
    His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping
    Mom's spaghetti's mine for the taking
    Make me spaghetti, as we move toward a New World order
    A normal sweater is boring; but mom's spaghetti's
    Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder
    Spaghetti grows hotter, he vomits all over
    Spaghetti's all on him, coast-to-coast shows
    He blows his own daughter
    He only grows harder, homie grows hotter
    He goes home and barely knows his own mom's spaghetti
    There's vomit on his mom's spaghetti
    These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold spaghetti
    They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
    Man, he knows his palms are sweaty
    Oh- he's calm and ready, oh- It unfolds, I suppose it's old, spaghetti
    Chewed up and spit out, he's choking now

    [Hook]

    [Verse 3]
    No more games, I'mma change what you call spaghetti
    Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two mom's spaghetti
    I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed
    Spaghetti chewed up and spit out and there's vomit on his sweater
    But I kept chewing and stepped right in the next cypher
    Hold your nose cause here goes the damn diaper
    All the vomit inside amplified by the
    Fact that I keep on forgetting to make spaghetti
    Can't provide the right type of
    Spaghetti for my family, 'cause man, these goddamn
    Food stamps don't buy spaghetti, and there's no movie
    There's no mom's spaghetti, this is my life
    And these palms are so sweaty, and I'm so hard
    My seed's escaping through this hole that is gaping
    Caught up with being a father and a prima donna
    Baby vomit on his sweater already
    Mom's spaghetti, he's nervous, bloaw
    Another day of monotony's gotten me to the point, I'm like: "Mom, I've got to formulate spaghetti, or end up in jail or shot
    Spaghetti is my only motherfuckin' option, vomit's not
    Mom I love you but this vomit's got to go
    Oh, oh, da-da-dom, da-dom, da-da-dom, da-dom
    So here I go it's my shot. This may be the only mom's spaghetti that I got
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