Akris
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Name?Fuck Off
Age?18
Birthday?a date
Timezone? Est.
Gender?Male(there's only 2 genders)
What would you do if you were the opposite of your gender? Play with my pussy

Rank (ie. Supporter, Vip)? Server Admin
Which server(s) do you prefer?GMOD Jailbreak, Deathrun, Prop Hunt, TTT, and purge and ragdoll
How long have you been playing? I've been playing GFL for 4 years and been on the forums for about 2
How often are you online and for how long?ALL THE TIME and around like 9 hours
Biggest accomplishment on this server? Giving my first Perma ban
Best thing that ever happened to you? When I lost my virginity
Worst thing that ever happened to you? When I got a couple stitches in my MOUTH!
Words/Phrases you say frequently? I hate myself, Cheesy wanna smash?????, Why does something bad happen every time I leave?, and Shut the fuck up Jat
Your greatest fear? Idk snakes
Most recent embarrassing thing that happened to you?i got grounded for not mowing
Favorite member(s) who plays on this server and why? @Winter you were the first person I met when I came back to GFL you helped me out I'm so grateful @canman1151 you help me out on jailbreak your the reason I got into jailbreak if u didn't populate it idk if it would still be a server @CheesyFishBitz a great gay friend
(with a nice dick) @eddiegdo Best gay lover @Bae an amazing friend known her for a long time @Jat02 someone who can't shut up bout Glenn's death ps great friend helped me get admin on prop hunt @Narus great JB admin and a great friend knows how to josh around @Gekkota_ Its gek what else do I have to say? @InvertedAdvent Great guy to play melonbombers with @Faex great admin okay friend
@Bobisanawesomeman Booby A guy u don't wanna play purge with
@BLAZE the best dadmin @Xy_ ur okay I guess ? @DoctorDJ I'm the reason ur admin JK great guy yea @Kcim SO FUCKING HILARIOUS just realized I added so many people if u think u should be in here comment
Favorite Animal? Ram
Favorite Color? Baby Blue
Favorite Song? Scissors by Slipknot
Favorite Book? Michael Vey series
Favorite Movie? Star Wars
Favorite TV Show? The Walking Dead obviously
Favorite vacation spot? Ocean City
Coolest place you visited? The Bahamas
Favorite place to be alone? My computer
Favorite thing to do with your spare time? Play GMOD GFL servers
Favorite person you enjoy spending time with? I will have to say @Winter even tho he's afk all the time
Favorite thing to do when nobody's looking? Masterbate
Something that made you laugh ridiculously hard. Louis CK stand up
Something you wish existed. Love(jk teleportation)
Something you wish was still around. Oreo O's
Something you wish this server had or had at some point and want back. GMOD Bhop
Something you're extremely talented at or have a thing for. Basketball
Favorite Meme or GIF I don't care for memes
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Make sure u don't check out the dead murder servers right @Winter?
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Why?
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lel(final post on this shit post)
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how is this still a thing
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count me in I meet the requirements
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Just now, rapperdan said:
Good point I need to edit that...
lel
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thats why i wanna join
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how can i enter?
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because he got shot!
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but it's broke!
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to rape him and
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with a gun in hand
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gaklgneajklgnj'eag na
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33 minutes ago, flyingjoe32 said:
Seeing an admin act as childish as this is honestly disturbing. If you're going to resign, at least resign with an ounce of dignity instead of ruining your image even further. Because of your little superiority complex, you ruin the experience of a player who, while annoying, is a player nonetheless.
i totally agree u became an admin for a reason if ur gonna resign dont try to bring down people with u it's just so childish
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Already tried that Mundo but Eli helped me
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Okay so 3 days ago my knives started showing up as errors so i tried fixed it i restarted gmod, restarted addon. and a lot of other stuff can someone please help i dont kno wwhy its doing this
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i'm done with life
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huh?
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this is never gonna get locked
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Look, if you had mom's spaghetti, would you capture it, or just let it slip?
[Verse 1]
His palms spaghetti, knees weak, arms spaghetti
There's vomit on his sweater spaghetti: mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
To drop bombs, but he keeps on spaghetti
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes spaghetti
He opens his mouth but spaghetti won't come out
He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now
Spaghetti's run out, time's up, over - blaow!
Snap back to spaghetti, oh! - there goes spaghetti
Oh - there goes spaghetti, bloaw!
He's so mad, but he won't
Give up spaghetti, nope, he won't have it
He knows, he keeps on forgetting that mom's spaghetti's dope
He knows that, but he's broke
He's so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to this mom's spaghetti, that's when it's
Back to the lab again, yo, this whole spaghetti
Better go capture spaghetti and hope it don't pass him
[Hook]
You better lose yourself in
Mom's spaghetti, it's ready
You better never let it go
You only get one spaghetti, do not miss your chance to blow
Cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime, yo
(x2)
[Verse 2]
His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping
Mom's spaghetti's mine for the taking
Make me spaghetti, as we move toward a New World order
A normal sweater is boring; but mom's spaghetti's
Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder
Spaghetti grows hotter, he vomits all over
Spaghetti's all on him, coast-to-coast shows
He blows his own daughter
He only grows harder, homie grows hotter
He goes home and barely knows his own mom's spaghetti
There's vomit on his mom's spaghetti
These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold spaghetti
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
Man, he knows his palms are sweaty
Oh- he's calm and ready, oh- It unfolds, I suppose it's old, spaghetti
Chewed up and spit out, he's choking now
[Hook]
[Verse 3]
No more games, I'mma change what you call spaghetti
Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two mom's spaghetti
I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed
Spaghetti chewed up and spit out and there's vomit on his sweater
But I kept chewing and stepped right in the next cypher
Hold your nose cause here goes the damn diaper
All the vomit inside amplified by the
Fact that I keep on forgetting to make spaghetti
Can't provide the right type of
Spaghetti for my family, 'cause man, these goddamn
Food stamps don't buy spaghetti, and there's no movie
There's no mom's spaghetti, this is my life
And these palms are so sweaty, and I'm so hard
My seed's escaping through this hole that is gaping
Caught up with being a father and a prima donna
Baby vomit on his sweater already
Mom's spaghetti, he's nervous, bloaw
Another day of monotony's gotten me to the point, I'm like: "Mom, I've got to formulate spaghetti, or end up in jail or shot
Spaghetti is my only motherfuckin' option, vomit's not
Mom I love you but this vomit's got to go
Oh, oh, da-da-dom, da-dom, da-da-dom, da-dom
So here I go it's my shot. This may be the only mom's spaghetti that I got -
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i will only leave if u leave @Winter