In the Beginning, there was nothing. Then, I arrived. With my peerless mental and physical strength, I set GFL onto the right path. CSS, TF2, GMOD, my pure gamer skill and adminship was unmatched. After many years of just and glorious rule as a Council Member, I decided to ascend back to heaven. Many of you have probably heard this story before. But now as I look down from the heavens onto the mortal plane that is Gflclan, I see evil, corruption, simping, and greed. This place of order has fallen into chaos. I realized in my infinite wisdom that my job was not yet done, so I have returned to set things right.
Desired Position: Director or God Emperor of GFL Steamid: STEAM_0:1:14659950 Strengths:
Peerless Mental and Physical Strength (mentioned above)
I do not require sleep, so I can rule over the masses 24/7.
300kg grip strength using only my toes.
2 minute mile.
It is impossible to outwit me. I am unoutwittable.
My soothing voice allows me to solve any altercation quickly.
Very low ping everywhere.
215 wpm typing speed
I noticed there was no director application subforum. Feel free to make said subforum and sticky this post as I am the only one GFL needs.
Please refer to the images below as examples of my Divinity and Might.
Here is proof from a legitimate source of my divinity: