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Freddy

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    1. Addy

      Addy

      "holy fucking shit how do you fly this thing"

       

      +1

  2. Thank god i'm an atheist.

     

    Wait..

  3. Hello again! :D

    1. Dano

      Dano

      Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeddddddddddyyyyyyyyyyy!

      Welcome back!

    2. Freddy

      Freddy

      Thanks Dano <3

  4. I was offered sex today, with a 21 year old girl, in exchange I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner to my friends. Of course I declined because I am a person of high moral standards with strong will power. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner, now available scented lemon or vanilla.

  5. So i've been thinking. Lesbians are just dick-vegans

    1. Joel

      Joel

      And gays are vigina vegans.

  6. So, not so funny story: Someone in the apartment unit above us got STABBED. According to the cop who interviewed us, the attacker rang the upstairs doorbell, and when the guy answered the attacker forced his way in and stabbed the guy. You want to know what scary part is? I didn't hear a thing, thanks to my amazing HyperX Cloud 2 headphones. I got them on Amazon for $99.99 (free shipping). These things work as advertised! Probably the best noise cancelling headphones I've ever owned. 10/10 would buy again.

    1. Chormee

      Chormee

      Jesus fucking christ.

    2. Vidmar

      Vidmar

      top quality banter

       

  7. Who needs april fools when your whole life is a joke.

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