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Winter

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  1. Output: One (1) mallard duck, the penis of the O5 member replacing the duck's bill. Confirmed to be accepted in DNA scans.

    "I don't think I agreed to this... Someone please put in a request to the prosthetics department" - O5-[REDACTED]

     

    Input: One (1) Level 5 personnel keycard, a chipmunk, a crowbar. Fine.

  2. Output: An adult male claiming to be Jesus Christ. Further research pending.

    ”I don’t know if he’s who he says he is but we can do some experiments alongside SCP-343. This will be interesting.” - Dr. W

     

    Input: One (1) specimen of SCP-500-1, One (1) gallon of distilled water, a cinderblock. Coarse.

  3. 2 minutes ago, MilkMan said:

    I don't even know what this is for. I'm guessing CWRP? Oh well it's probably cancer.

    914 is an SCP item (breach-related then) that basically refines any item put into it. The different settings are Rough, Coarse, 1:1, Fine, and Very Fine which basically determine how refined the item will become. The thing about it is that it can refine ANYTHING so this is basically a game where you put something into it and the next person has to decide what it'll become.

  4. I know I’m not CWRP admin but I have some input.

     

    Your activity on Deathrun has declined and you’ve been on the server about twice this past month. I know people have been busy including myself (as well as i took a small leave of absence from deathrun activity due to my starting to get burnt out with it. I’m resuming soon.)

     

    However, I am interested to know how you would balance a second server with deathrun when you have a lack of activity on the server you already help with. If you are losing interest, that is fine, but I would like you to come talk to me if you feel you would like to leave Deathrun. I expect you to step up on your effort if you do plan to stay. I will not be offended or anything if you decide CWRP is more important to you but I expect you to make the choice that is best for you and that you can comfortably follow through on.

     

    As for Jit himself- He is mature, level-headed and while a bit of a meme (aren’t we all) he would make a very good potential staff member. I recommend him, as his manager.

  5. 3 hours ago, Moca said:

    Input: Bunch of d-boys what ever you want

    (very fine)

    Output: a single “superhuman” class D personel. Appears to have the combined strength, intellect and average physique of all the input persons. All memories from the previous D-Class have been retained in the specimen. Pending research on possible SCP classification.

    “I don’t see what’s so special about a ‘super D-class’ but I will say it’s a definite oddity” - Dr. W

     

    Input: SCP-409, a domestic house cat, 1:1

  6. Output: A large plastic moving container. When opened, it is immediately filled with twelve (12) large pizzas that show no anomalous nature. These pizzas are cheese only.

     

    Addendum: Upon experimentation, if a slip of paper is inserted into the box with an ingredient written on it, the next time the box is opened, the pizzas will have the topping written. How expansive the possible ingredients are is still under research.

    ”Why did nobody think of this before?” - Dr. W

     

    Input: SCP-173, SCP-066. Coarse.

  7. Output: 1 living, physically enhanced Cobra Commander. Identical to the action figure aside from it being life-size. (Would say more if I knew what exactly it was)

     

    Input: 1 cutting from a saguaro cactus, 1 living raccoon, and an iPhone X. 1:1.

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