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Ninja Chris

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  1. Your In-Game Name: Ninja Chris Your Steam ID: http://steamcommunity.com/id/Asteamurlisn'tasteamid/ Ban reason and Length: Not Healing Alduin Ultimate, 1 permanent Admin That Banned You: Koala Appeal Reason: So uh yeah basically I was sitting in a discord with an admin and I was plotting to boost the zombies forward, killing my entire team and having him give me a short cooldown even though I've got 40+ days of playtime and I should know the rules better than anyone else. Since you guys always saying stacked bans and mutes you should unban soja because he only stole $17,000 one time so he should only get a 30 minute ban. I'm sick of all the admins having double standards and not applying their normal ban procedures for special circumstances.
  2. I did some 300iq calculations and found out that the GFL fastdl only has 56.61509147 Gigabytes worth of ze stuff. I might make an archive on google drive of all the maps when I get better internet.
  3. @Ben Roy is @SoJa ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  4. Yeah @Malal is such an idiot. Why can't he just keep things relevant to the original post instead of trying to derail the thread and cause pointless arguments?
  5. I only have like half the ze maps and it's that big. I don't think anyone is going to spend days uploading outdated files that they won't even be able to do due to storage limits. Your best options are to just download the maps while you're not doing anything or try downloading maps from another community's fastdl which might be faster depending on where you live.
  6. they will never restrict the speed demon from bhopping
  7. i forgot that the third account was already perm banned i am sorry for misleading everyone into thinking they could get 3 accounts banned can an admin please ban my fourth account to compensate for my mistake and make it 3 accounts instead of 2 accounts thank you https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198089580422
  8. in this tutorial i will show you how to get 3 permanent bans in a few minutes step 1: you must copy paste the previous shitpost and not edit the text at all because i can't be bothered so don't worry about reading any of the text i only changed the videos so just watch the videos and don't read the text ok because i didn't edit the text and only replaced the images with videos so please DO NOT BOTHER READING THE TEXT BEAUSE I ONLY CHANGED THE FUCKING TEXT AND IMAGES SO DO NOT READ THE TEXT OK I CHANGED THE VIDEOS THANK YOU to do this you must be a human. to be a human you must not be a zombie or spectator. most people have desktop as their desktop button option but it might variety. you must run from the chairlift! shoot them if you dont wanna lift step 3: i lost track, but make it to the desktop. follow your friends and be instructed on how to launch!!! ze escape game or get a like you degenerates is what i always say step 4: got to launch the ze escape game step 5: u launch a tough ze escape game. If you liked this post, please leave me suggestions for the next ZE guide you wish for me to do. I'm sending this to my awesome ze clan group! If you wanna join just message me with a venmo of 17000 moms there'd be like 50 more videos but australian internet is garbage and i never bothered to upload anything because it takes me 1 hour to render 5 minutes of footage and then 2 hours to upload it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  9. should i submit it? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  10. in this tutorial i will show you how launch ze escape game step 1: you must go to your desktop to do this you must be a human. to be a human you must not be a zombie or spectator. most people have desktop as their desktop button option but it might variety. ep 2: launch to the ze escape game or the chairlift you must run from the chairlift! shoot them if you dont wanna lift step 3: i lost track, but make it to the desktop. follow your friends and be instructed on how to launch!!! ze escape game or get a like you degenerates is what i always say it's funnier with audio but they'll ban one of my 50 accounts i haven't used in 2 years ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) step 4: got to launch the ze escape game step 5: u launch a tough ze escape game. If you liked this post, please leave me suggestions for the next ZE guide you wish for me to do. I'm sending this to my awesome ze clan group! If you wanna join just message me with a venmo of 17000 moms
  11. I'm on it comrade!
  12. you're welcome for the feedback sfb my very good friends. you happen to also be one of my faovurite players in the game. i also look up to you and you should join my ze clan ΣZΣ GAY which is a lot better than clans like zolix escape squad aka ZES https://steamcommunity.com/groups/gayexiledzombieescapers
  13. watch this not get deleted while mine got deleted in under a minute ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  14. So you actually don't have any idea on how ze is right now. Well feelsbadman. All i can say And you roasted yourself for the most part so you already did my job thanks bro
  15. again... yikes 1. non-primes play ze for 0 years 2. non-primes don't have the knowledge of rebuying weapons, also using negevs against most bosses is stupid and the reason why so many new players die 3. 80% of GFL players use negevs because slow noobs like you tell them to buy negevs since "it does the most damage" and they end up dying due to being so slow 4. Guns don't work on every boss either 5. Your post was in relation to new players, with the majority of them being non-primes 6. If you would read your mom's dairy, you would know I've been playing zombies since 2011 7. You suck Saint's mom 8. 1v1 me in a rap battle and learn how to kiss my lips before having a tantrum 9. The irony ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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