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what day is this event?
also what time is it at?
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Name: Longus Dongus
Discord Handle: Longus Dongus#4371Your timezone: PST
Why I'm fit for the role:
Longus Dongus, award winning mapper of ze_cruelty_squad, is excited to apply for the role of CSGO Zombies Escape fap tester on GFL ZE, with my vast fap knowledge and expertise in Hammer and VScript, writing configurations and strippers will be a walk in the park. I have an unyielding stamina for fap testing and will clear the entire fap testing queue in one sitting, utilizing my attention to detail and knowledge of the Source engine's fap making capabilities to ensure that every fap is up to the highest standard of quality. My experience in fap making has also taught me how to optimize faps for performance and gameplay, making sure that each fap runs smoothly on all systems, and my proficiency in VScript will allow me to efficiently implement and test advanced fap features such as custom NPC behavior and fap-specific events. With my ability to work well under pressure and my dedication to delivering the best possible fap experience, I am confident that I will be able to make a valuable contribution to the GFL ZE fap testing team, and with my love for CSGO Zombies Escape game mode, I am excited to sink my teeth into the role and help create the best faps possible. I am ready to put my fap making skills to the test, and I am confident that my unyielding stamina and attention to detail will make me a valuable asset to the GFL ZE fap testing team.
Yo, what's good, it's your boy Longus Dongus, the swagmaster of CSGO, stripper configs, and entities, you feel me? I may be 27 but I can still talk the talk and walk the walk of a Zoomer, you feel me? I be thinking on my feet like it's nobody's business, and making force inputs like a boss, you feel me? I'm a jack of all trades, a tech guru, a master of all things CSGO, but let's be real, I ain't got no fudging clue how to make them bosshuds or entwatch, but lile they always say, when in doubt, stripper it in! I'll figure it out, no problemo, I got mad skills, mad aptitude, and mad crevices in my brain. So don't let my age fool you, I can hang with the best of them, and bring my own unique style to the team.
Despite appearances, all of the contents of this application were not written by anyone other than Longus Dongus, a completely sane human being, who is definitely not a schizophrenic.
Hours per week: 11
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HEY MODERATORS THE POINT OF THIS THR3AD WAS FOR YOU TO ADD THE UJEL EMOTE TO ZE ITS A JPEG ADD IT HOW MUCH WORK CAN IT POSSIBLY BE I'LL DO IT FOR YOU
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there was me. that is, longus, and my droogs. that is the ujel elites. and we sat in the ujel milk bar trying to make up our razzoodocks what to do with the evening. the ujel milk bar sold milk plus: milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom which is what we were drinking. this would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old... ultratrolling.
unfortunately, it seems the bugatty rozz millicents prefer to lubbulubbe one another instead of slooshy mine great ideas. have all you chellovecks and devotchkas forgotten the bezoomy consequences of defying Bog?
appy polly loggies if you think I am just nuking my neezhnies, I am dobbily asking if you bruiseboys would prod the Ujel emote in the eggra we fiddy. my droogies and i are hound-and-horny for a bit of the ultratrolling.
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i am of the opinion that it is because we play the same maps all the time that we lose players
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shotgun in swedish is hagelgevär
Maps:
Restrictions: Shotguns and pistols only
Rewards: Deez nuts
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one-shot johnson
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the moderators (evil) may not like it, but this is peak evolutionary form (good). neco-arc and ze players have many qualities in common, and are more likely identical apart from appearance. for instance, neco-arc has the ability to get angry just like ze players, which experts have thought to be an exclusive trait to the species for nearly a millennia. i am legally bound to not go into further details regarding neco-arc, mainly due to complaints from the city of GFujeL - but scientists have shown with facts and logic that 100% of humans are secretly in love and attracted to neco-arc. denial of this fact is double-decker reverse gaslighting, we cannot suppress the correlation here. this is truly one thousand nine hundred eighty-four. burunnya.
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you know what skin everyone would use? that's right - ujel.
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not voting for the event named mens soley because its called mens
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I think the server is at a point where it would benefit from some sort of map cooldown buff. It's like a 2-day-long playlist of maps on permanent repeat. I don't mind maps being spammed off of cooldown, players can do what they want. I'll admit I too am guilty of nominating or voting for maps that are cd spammed. However, longer cooldowns would simply entice nominations of, and provide voting power to, less-popular maps.
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how do i downvote?
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westersouls:
map 1: ze_ffxii_westersand_v7_2kicker: only stage 1 will be played. chaos cfg turned on.
map 2: ze_dark_souls_ptd_v0_4
kicker: only rifles / m249 allowed (ez mode).
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get real fap compo
plagfast settigns (got rid of 2 maps to make event shorter)
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Event: Mako and Minas Combo
Maps:ze_negative_legacy_xf4s
ze_abandoned_project_v1_2Classic GFL Settings for both faps. TMPs are also restricted just for the lolz :ujel: haha get owned. -
how to vote?
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Casual and Not-so-Casual:
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shotgun in swedish is hagelgevär:
special kickers: shotguns and pistols only for maps after mountain escape. play mountain escape for 30 minutes for epic fun.
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spry sprites. sprytes?:nothing special, no kickers -
suspicious colors:ze_surf_froyo_css4 (let me know if another version of this map is better, me no remember)can't think of any kickers

Zombie Escape Event #63
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1s the 3v3nt 0n teh cs2 s3rv3r?? h0vv d0 1 j01n 1t? 1 c4n h4z 1p?