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Longus Dongus

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  1. there was me. that is, longus, and my droogs. that is the ujel elites. and we sat in the ujel milk bar trying to make up our razzoodocks what to do with the evening. the ujel milk bar sold milk plus: milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom which is what we were drinking. this would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old... ultratrolling.

     

    unfortunately, it seems the bugatty rozz millicents prefer to lubbulubbe one another instead of slooshy mine great ideas. have all you chellovecks and devotchkas forgotten the bezoomy consequences of defying Bog?

     

    appy polly loggies if you think I am just nuking my neezhnies, I am dobbily asking if you bruiseboys would prod the Ujel emote in the eggra we fiddy. my droogies and i are hound-and-horny for a bit of the ultratrolling.

  2. the moderators (evil) may not like it, but this is peak evolutionary form (good). neco-arc and ze players have many qualities in common, and are more likely identical apart from appearance. for instance, neco-arc has the ability to get angry just like ze players, which experts have thought to be an exclusive trait to the species for nearly  a millennia. i am legally bound to not go into further details regarding neco-arc, mainly due to complaints from the city of GFujeL - but scientists have shown with facts and logic that 100% of humans are secretly in love and attracted to neco-arc. denial of this fact is double-decker reverse gaslighting, we cannot suppress the correlation here. this is truly one thousand nine hundred eighty-four. burunnya.
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  3. I think the server is at a point where it would benefit from some sort of map cooldown buff. It's like a 2-day-long playlist of maps on permanent repeat. I don't mind maps being spammed off of cooldown, players can do what they want. I'll admit I too am guilty of nominating or voting for maps that are cd spammed. However, longer cooldowns would simply entice nominations of, and provide voting power to, less-popular maps. 

  4. there is a particular need for trollge (aka ujel) i'd say 

    think of all the benefits:

    1) small filesize

    2) he is a stickman, so no one can complain about not having transparency, you can see through him

    3) funny

     

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  5. westersouls:

    map 1: ze_ffxii_westersand_v7_2

    kicker: only stage 1 will be played. chaos cfg turned on. 

     

    map 2: ze_dark_souls_ptd_v0_4

    kicker: only rifles / m249 allowed (ez mode).

     

     

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