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  1. Hello.

     

    The following are several examples of how to get your application denied when applying for GFL's Zombie Escape server. Any of these methods are a surefire way to get your application sent right into the nicely labeled 'Denied' section.

     

    Let's begin!

     

    First, reference rule #1:

     

    Reading comprehension?

     

    Fuck that. You've been playing on this server for over 30 hours. You are now over-qualified for admin. Reading is for the weak.

     

    Rule 2: An able microphone

     

    Oh, you have a microphone alright. You've screamed your lungs out so much you've gone hoarse from it. Why can't people just listen to you? Your 25 hours in playing has allowed you to play so many maps. What does it matter you've never played most of the regular maps before? You could totally lead this team on the first try! And have! It was all that other guys fault for getting the team killed, twice. But, yes. You do have a mic.

     

    Rule 3: The ability and willingness to join Teamspeak & Discord

     

    TeamSpeak? Discord? Why would you ever want to join those? Those platforms would take you away from the action! Your turf is ZE. You will live breathe and sweat zombies so much people will get sick of you. Who cares for the community itself when all anyone needs is to run from zombies?

     

    Rule 4: Age must be over 16

     

    You are 14 and you know your shit. The fuck is this "Manager" going on about? You could easily make this server great again. Be the best MANAGER THERE EVERY WAS. 

     

    Rule 5: Must be able to play at least 3-4 days of the week

     

    Okay, it's obvious by now this Manager is a complete tard. You're so going to be spending at least 6 days a week here. Not only are you going to outdo the entire admin team (even those senior admins who you've never met but heard terrible things about because actually talking to them face to face is simply not needed), you're going to outdo the Manager, AND ON YOUR FIRST DAY. Next up for Manager? You. Let's just ignore the fact that you disappear for weeks at a time. Shit happens.

     

    Unspoken Rule: Getting to know the Admin team

     

    Okay, this seems simple enough. All you need to do is go out of your way to reach them and talk to them at EVERY. POSSIBLE. MOMENT. Talk about NOTHING. Talk about shit related to other servers. Whine and moan about how awful your parents are to you (cause they are legit bad parents for punishing you). This is what the admin team is there for. To listen to YOU. You are going to rage so hard on mic that they are clearly just joking when they mute you. A lot.

     

    Unspoken Rule: Getting to know the players

     

    Why? Who cares about the players? Your only interest is being an admin, so obviously the players are irrelevant and useless. What could they teach you that an admin couldn't?

     

    Unspoken Rule: Getting to know the community

     

    Luuuuuul. Fuck no.

     

    Unspoken Rule: I WANT TIER 3

     

    I just want more powers on ZE, please give me T3 so that i can noclip and setmaps.

     

     

     

     

    ^^^^^^

     

    All of these = DENIED.

  2. Name: Ninja Chris
    Steam ID: STEAM_1:1:41443504
    Discord Handle: #2500

    Age: 22
    Server Playtime: 2410 Hours

    Your timezone: Pacific Standard (PST)

     

    What time of the day are you usually on ZE? Night in local time zone

     

    Do you have any unique skill sets that can help with maintaining/improving the server? Coding knowledge
    Understanding of Source SDK or Alien Swarm SDK / Mapping for CSS or CSGO
    Understanding of stripper
    bhud and/or Entwatch configs
    Technical knowledge in CSS or CSGO Server management

     

    Are you in school or already in the workforce? School

     

    Are you able to understand any other languages besides English? Some Spanish, but not fluent in it

     

    Why do you want to become an admin?

    The main reason I am applying for admin is so that when no other admins on, which is a frequent occurrence, people that are griefing, mic spamming, etc. still can be punished/warned and forced to stop in a timely manner rather than using !report and just simply hoping that an admin is online and willing to join right then. Additionally, since I have been playing on the server for a fair amount of time, I try generally try to help players with any common (and even quite a few uncommon) issues and questions, be they relating to server commands, settings, maps, or otherwise, and being admin may make this process of helping a bit easier.
        Additionally, while this may not be as much of a positive towards being an admin due to the github repo being public, I can help with creating config files for plugins on the server, including but not limited to strippers, entwatch, and savelevel files. I would be willing to help fix bugs/add these features for not only maps currently on the server, but ones queued up for map testing as well. However, whether or not I get admin, I'll most likely continue to help make these files anyways. 
        While the application I gave last year was denied because in the past due to how I used to get quite annoyed at players griefing or misusing items when I led maps, I have absolutely toned that down starting back when I made the previous app. Since the start of that app and continuing on, I have become much more monotone and forgiving when leading maps and/or giving advice in relation to them (as well as I simply care less/have less passion about winning many of the maps now). In addition, I have mostly moved the majority of my banter with friends off the CS:GO server and into other discords instead, so that players who don't know me personally don't misconstrue what I jokingly say as actual toxicity.

  3. Steam Name(s): Ninja Chris

    SteamID: STEAM_1:1:41443504

     

    Admin that banned you: Death Note

    What kind of punishment was it (mute/gag, server ban): purposely trolling and killing teammates

     

    Why should you be unbanned?

     

    I would like to know the real reason for the ban, because I didn't want to intentionally troll anyone, I understand that I was banned for a quick trigger, I thought it would be better this way, but my chat and voice chat are disabled, I didn't see how I was warned, please forgive me

  4. 21 hours ago, Malal said:

    Do what DtK does, block people from spectating and add gameme points

     

    DTK doesn't 'block' spectating, it's just that the server is shit and nothing is set up properly, which is why you should never use it as an example.

     

    Mapeadores is a great example (regardless of it being P2W). It doesn't require hot garbage like TCU and doesn't have issues with players inflating to become zombies or avoiding becoming a zombie by joining spectator and having 20 retards circle jerking in spectate because they dislike a specific map.

     

    6 hours ago, lce said:

    Yea, cause DtK is doing soooooo well in terms of population with that system.

     

    The system and way the server is set up have little to do with the population. There are far bigger issues with the community and the aus population is extremely small in CS:GO.

     

    Meapadores also uses gameME and blocks spectate, yet they've always been the 2nd most popular Zombie Escape server. e74d6c96f3.png

     

    The way servers are set up and whether or not they're garbage have little to no effect on the population. A great example is ZeddY's. 522a83a973.png

  5. Yes herro it is me, chinese guy I am lives in melbourne appartment. sorry i no speak english so my chinese is not very good. I love to play siege of rainbows in chinese it is a very fun game. Oh my god you are also chinese guy who lives in melbourne appartment and plays zombies and rainbows of siege how we have very so in common. Surely since we play zombies together we would have seen eachother on at same time!!!!

     

    1b9a28861ce35f7bdd7ad9115208007893ed3858

     

    for some reason you always connect immediately after i disconnect and we have never been on the server at the same time and we both started playing 4 days ago omg that is so coincidence we must are chinese hive mind have!

     

    https://stats.gflclan.com/hlstats.php?mode=playerhistory&player=2713407

    https://stats.gflclan.com/hlstats.php?mode=playerhistory&player=2713160

     

    mfw literal cheaters who inject bhop scripts and ban evade only get banned for 1 week, but speed demons that trigger a boss to prevent people from glitching it and forcing them to beat it properly get permed. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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