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  1. Gimme, gimme, money, money

    All from Jerusalem, you big dummy!

    Spend my hard-earned good goy points

    On sleazy, greasy banker coins

    Rabbi lifts me to the car

    To find my money near and far

    Enjoy my tasty money treats

    In comfy big-goy booster seats

    Wells Fargo, Bank of America, Chase, Barclays

    But of my monies, none remains

    He tries to make me take a nappy

    But sleeping doesn't make me happy

    Money is the only food

    That puts me in the napping mood

    I'll scream, I'll shout, I'll make a fuss

    I'll scratch, I'll buy, I'll even cuss!

    Money is my heart's desire

    Fueled by greedy, hungry fire

    Rabbi sobs, wails, and cries

    But tears aren't coins, gold, or shekels

    My good goy points were fairly earned

    To acquire the money that I've yearned

    But there's no money in my wallet

    Did Rabbi think that I'd just traded?

    Money, money, it's all mine!

    You fat, ungrateful, sluggish swine!

    I screech while hurling into his eyes

    My foul-smelling, genital-dwelling, uncircumcised surprise

    For he who is pissed on is he who remembers

    Never forget my shekels and spenders

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    ur mother

    1. PB-n-J

      PB-n-J

      Oh shit. That time of month already?

    2. Gandalf

      Gandalf

      It's been a while, but I'm making yours special.

    3. Lionel_Moosi
  3. Regrettably, I'm a Genji main.
  4. ttt

    I forgot where I saved the 23 C4s in the T room, but this should be enough. #BringBackMultiC4 #BringBackTTT3
  5. I'm gonna continue not being an American.
  6. 🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴 🔴 🔴 🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴 🔴 🔴 🔴 🔴
  7. Nigga lookin like a school shooter, why would I save pics of your ugly ass?
  8. "Personal reasons" i.e. The Brazilian Cartel isn't allowing him to play and the government is disabling his internet. FeelsLivingInAFavelaMan FeelsBadMan FeelsBrazilianMan FeelsComandoVermelhoMan
  9. > implying Garry's Mod requires skill.
  10. TTT is actually a beacon of positivity, we've never had any occurrences where the players have been insulting, deceitful, or disrespectful to one another.
  11. I take my keyboard and I copy and paste ⌨️ 👏 ✂️ 👏 📋

    I never put these three keys to waste Ctrl🔥C🔥V

    Maybe someday I'll cut the cord,

    But for now this is my 👏 IDEAL 👏 keyboard:

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    |    ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯   |
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    | |Ctrl||C||V| |
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    P.S. Noodles sauce and cheese make a pasta to please

    ✂️🍜 ✂️🍅 ✂️🧀 📋🍝 🤤🍽️

  12. I know my boy Moosi would never clickbait or shitpost on the Internet. He's a true patriot.
  13. Do✋ not 😰 eat 👌 fish 🐟 after 😶 u 😯 drink water 🍺 bc 😰 it can 👻 swim in 🏊 ur stomach 😮 and u will 😲 feel 😕 gulugulu in ur stomach 😓😳😼

    1. PB-n-J

      PB-n-J

      That time of month already?

    2. Shuruia

      Shuruia

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      Disgusting.

  14. Advanced shitposting, they're all shite.
  15. - Arabic @Lionel_Moosi