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ur mother

I take my keyboard and I copy and paste ⌨️ ? ✂️ ? ?

I never put these three keys to waste Ctrl?C?V

Maybe someday I'll cut the cord,

But for now this is my ? IDEAL ? keyboard:

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P.S. Noodles sauce and cheese make a pasta to please

✂️? ✂️? ✂️? ?? ??️

Do✋ not ? eat ? fish ? after ? u ? drink water ? bc ? it can ? swim in ? ur stomach ? and u will ? feel ? gulugulu in ur stomach ???

It's that time of the month again.

Stop ? calling ? your ? boyfriend ? daddy ??????? That's nasty ???? Did he ? help conceive ??you???? Leave ?? daddy ? for your father ??? ???not your boyfriend ???? you nasty bitch ????????

(belated) Happy Valentine's Day.

If my brother ? and my boyfriend ? were both drowning ? and I could only save one ? I'd save them both cause they're the same person ?????

Haven't meme'd you in a while, FeelsBadMan.

Here's the thing. You said a "trebuchet is a catapult."

Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.

As someone who is a scientist who studies catapults, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls trebuchets catapults. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.

If you're saying "catapult family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of ranged siege weapons, which includes things from mangonels to orangers to the petrary.

So your reasoning for calling a trebuchet a catapult is because random people "call the flingy things ones catapults?" Let's get rubber bands and folded pieces of paper in there, then, too.

Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A trebuchet is a catapult and a member of the catapult family. But that's not what you said. You said a trebuchet is a catapult, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the catapult family catapults, which means you'd call orangers, ballistas, and other siege weapons catapults, too. Which you said you don't.

It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?

Wishing ? You ?? a Merry ? DICKmas ????? and a FAPPY ??✊?? ?New? Year ?, in 2️⃣0️⃣1️⃣7️⃣! May ?all? you ?? Hoe, Hoe, Hoes ??? and New ? Year ? SLUTS ? get your fill ? of Santa's ? CUMMIES ?? before ?4️⃣ You ?? CUNTdown ?? the last ? ⏱⏳ SEXends ⌛️⏱ of the Year ? of 2️⃣0️⃣1️⃣6️⃣! Share ?? this ? with 69 other HOEliday ??? SLUTS ? or Never ? Be a MistleDICK-Lovin' ????, New ? Years ? FUCKBOY ??? again! Get ? 0 ? back, you're a Holiday Party Pooper! ???? 5 back, you're an angelic ? Holiday Hoe! ??? 10 back, you're a Naughty New Years Party Crasher! ?????? 42 back, you're Santa's Little New Years CUMpling! ?????
 

psst

you ain't a real nigga

Hey bitches! ?? CUMpkin pie ?? lover ? it’s finally HOEvember ??? time to be ? thankful ??? for all that sweet potato ? DICK ???? you’ve had this fall…..now send this to t e n 1️⃣0️⃣ of your ?? sexiest ?? ? TURKEY ? sluts in the next ? 1 5 seconds ? or you’ll miss out ?? on the black COCKDAY ???? DEALS!!! ??? if you get FIVE 5️⃣ back then you’re officially ? a ? SEXY STUFFING ?? slut ? who goin get STUFFED on Turkey day with daddy’s special recipe! ??? if you get t E n 5️⃣➕5️⃣ then you can look forward to ?? a black COCKDAY like you’ve never had before ?? and it’s time to show Santa whERE THE BAD BITCHES AT (you’ve never heard of that ?????????

Monthly meme comin atcha.

?You owned a car ?? for 4⏰? years⏰?. You? named it? Brad?. You?❤? loved?Brad??. And then you?⚠ totaled⚠??? him?. You two ??had been through everything ?together?. ?2 boyfriends?, ??3 jobs?,❌ nothing ❌could replace? Brad??. Then Liberty Mutual??? calls, and you break into your ?happy? ?dance???.

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Yo, take this L uidiot

I'M DONGING YOU DADDY!

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██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% donged.....

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███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% donged....

███████████] 99% donged.....

(° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ERROR!(° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ ༼⌐□ل͜□༽True༼⌐□ل͜□༽ Daddies are undongable(~˘▾˘)~ I could never dong you daddy! (~˘▾˘)~ Send this to 10 other ༼⌐□ل͜□༽daddies༼⌐□ل͜□༽ who raise your ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉdongerヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ or never (つ°ヮ°)つ└⋃┘raise(つ°ヮ°)つ└⋃┘ again (° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮(° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮(⌐▀͡ ̯ʖ▀)(⌐▀͡ ̯ʖ▀)(° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮(° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ If you get 0 back: no dongers for you ╰༼ཀДཀ༽╯╰༼ཀДཀ༽╯ 3 back: raise emヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ 5 back: youre daddys donger (~˘▾˘)~(~˘▾˘)~ 10+ back: Daddy( つ◕ل͜◕)つ└⋃┘ง/͠-┌ل͜┐͡-\ง

hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal i don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg but i gotta warn ya if u take one more diddly darn step right there i'm gonna have to diddly darn snap ur neck and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture huh? do u want that? do u wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if u keep this up then well gosh diddly darn i just might have to get not so friendly with u my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy