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Re.Ken

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  1. This is what ppl pay VIP and stuff for... to come on and have admins to troll for hours. slapping people around, forcing every to play maps that have neve been tested. Throwing a bright face on your screen calling you "gay". glad this forum and owners approve of it! how lovely, time to ask for a refund.

  2. Name: Ken
    Steam ID: STEAM_0:1:59486017
    Discord Handle: .K.en#2937

    Age: 25
    Server Playtime: As old Skrt is

    Your timezone: Why you wanna know it? None of your business

     

    What time of the day are you usually on ZE? When I get tired of Elden Ring

     

    Do you have any unique skill sets that can help with maintaining/improving the server? Coding knowledge
    Understanding of Source SDK or Alien Swarm SDK / Mapping for CSS or CSGO
    Understanding of stripper
    bhud and/or Entwatch configs
    Technical knowledge in CSS or CSGO Server management
    Some experience in graphic design
    Customer Service experience
    Other (Explain down below)

     

    Are you in school or already in the workforce? School
    Workforce
    Both (Part time school and Part time work)

     

    Are you able to understand any other languages besides English? Yes, Banjo language

     

    Why do you want to become an admin?

     

    Ahem... hello, ladies and gentlemen, girls and boys, and dudes of all teenages, as well as the, uh, gals. My name is Christian Chandler; I am here, and y'all are there. This message is for everyone of the present and the future, beyond this date: February 24th, 2007th. My birthday. My 25th birthday.

    I am high-functioning autistic, and in my 25 years, I have seen and learned so much. And today, I am share--intend to share some wise words that I hope each and every one of you will take to heart and will offer yourself and everyone else a better, brighter future.

    First off, remember that going to school is not a torture. It is a place of learning, a place for growing, a place where you form the spilling of your own opinions, your own feelings, and your own personality. So learn everything you are able to, and grow with it.

    Now, you should also be able to try something for yourself, before forming praise or detest of it. As long as those things will not harm you, or shorten your lifetime in any way, it's totally cool.

    What is totally NOT cool, though, is thinking or doing these things, which are very harmful to you, and definitely gr—will gross out those around you that don't do it, because I haven't done it and I don't like it—doing either of them. You should avoid at all costs smoking, drinking alcohol, and intaking any similar icky dangerous stuff. And smoking will eventually cause cancer, and it will—you'll be more likely to get heart attacks, viruses, and your life will be cut drastically short. They don't call cigarettes and cigars "death sticks" for nothing, other than killing you slowly. If I could, I would take every last ounce of tobacky, put 'em on a rocket, and shoot 'em up to the Moon. And for, uh, alcohol, they'll cause, uh, liver dysfunction, kidney prob—kidney failures, and uh, not only that, but, when you get drunk enough, bar fights and automobile accidents. So it's a real slow-acting poison. And I haven't done either one, and look at me now, I'm, uh... fit as a fiddle, and I'm livin' twenty-five, hopin' to live on to be about eighty to a hundred. And y'all—hopefully, y'all will get a chance to get up to that ripe old age, as well.

    Now, among the better things you should definitely try before despising, is some of the hobbies of those of your own—opposite gender. Like, uh, for example, if you are a young gentleman, I recommend buying yourself a My Little Pony figure of your favorite color or whatever. Now, uh, stroking the hair of said pony is very relaxing and therapeutic, and also rubbing it against your cheek. That's... nice. And also, uh, you can pretend that, uh, the pony is, uh, that girl you want to take you wanna take out to—you wanna take out sometime, and talk to the pony like you would talk to the girl.

    Now for the, uh, ladies I would recommend... a good old Autobot from Transformers. Because you can get to learn how to examine the mechanics... and variations of... each and every... I mean, of the, uh, Autobot you have... like, uh, you would tr—like you would learn how... a man... works. And it'll allow you to feel more comfortable in approaching, and talking to, that boy you've been flirtin' from a distance, or, uh, just have been, uh, flirting with from a distance. And, uh, hopefully, uh, all you have to do is just end up and say "hello". I mean, it's not so hard. All you have to do is say "hello" to the man, ladies; that's all. And everything will just get going from there. And also, uh, with the, uh, Autobot, while it's in vehicle mode you can pret—drive down that imaginary fast lane.

    But any—in any case, uh, while few people may ridicule you, you should not worry about it, because most everybody will be o—totally okay with it, because it won't matter. It won't matter, because they see you enjoyin' it, and it's totally cool, if you're enjoying it. So you enjoy it, just do it—don't worry about other people's opi—pinions. Because, uh, compared to the other schools, those people who disregard you are just total peanuts. And I'm not talkin' Charlie Brown; I'm talkin' 'bout the little nuts after the shells. The real peanut gallery. That would be peanuts, wouldn't it?

    Also keep in mind that, while you're playin' with these things, you should keep in mind of what your true, original gender is. Because, uh, it's like you worry about that girl you want to take on a date—YOUNG MAN!—or, uh, likewise, you feel more comfortable to approach that boy—by just saying "hello"—that you've been checkin' out from a distance—YOUNG LADY!—and hopefully in due time or now, each and every one of you will stay straight. You know, girl for boy, boy for girl? Everything else is vice, as said by Doctor Kinsey. Not just for me, not for The Big Man Upstairs, not for your family, but do it for, uh, yourself, and for—and for the benefits of everyone in the future: your children, your children's children... And, besides, if you stray away from the straight path, it can really jeopardize the entire future of the world and the human race.

    Also, girls and ladies, don't just go over gaga, over the handsome rich boys... and men... because they may turn out to be disrespectful and distasteful in their personality. You should take into consideration all the other gentlemen that you may have considered, that may be less attractive, or equally—less or moderately. Because those will—because they will likely have a better personality that you will—that you will generally enjoy and like, and they may end up having a brighter future for themselves. Like, look at me now—I'm shootin' this movie for a DVD... that's gon—that I hope will be shown in a couple of schools, at least.

    Now, uh, also, uh... also, when you—when each and every one of you has a true general understanding of the, uh, opposite gender, and after that—finding that special MAN—LADIES!—or that special GIRL—GENTLEMEN!—always keep the... heart and memories of times that you two felt most attracted to each other, because that will be a key point to recovering from any disputes or arguments that you two might have in the future. Otherwise, so you two will just be darn happy with each other. But it's not all always gonna be peaches and cream or strawberry shortcakes. And also remember, you two should KEEP each other, because there will be nobody else—no matter how much you think about it—nobody else that can replace that special someone—him for her or... her for him—there's just nobody else...there's no substitute for that first one.

    And now, I leave you with the lessons that you should have—I hope you have learned from my message. You should all—you should stay in school, learn as you much. And try before you praise and despise. Never smoke! Never drink! Never worry about how others think of you when you do things... or... when you play with things that may not s—that may not seem like you—or whatever. Don't be afraid to approach those of your opposite gender. And MOST IMPORTANTLY! PLEASE... STAY STRAIGHT. I leave you with those words, as I have shared with you on this, my twenty-fifth birthday, February 24th, 2007. I am "Christopher" Christian Weston Chandler. Live long, and shine on, in your very own unique way. War is never the answer; peace is. Never fight. Compliments will get you fuzzy-wuzzies. War gets you prickly-wicklies... as well as punches. They get you those, too. Thank you very much, and have a wonderful day.

     

  3. Oh Jolly mate, but I have not done anything to deserve such punishment. I was only sharing my passion of ZE as you were, but I had notice you were running a minor disinformation campaign against me. We all are part of the ZE community, instead of banning we should seek Unity. Without Unity we could not understand each other and only disenfranchise ZE. Lets not let this screenshot break our paths, but embrace our dedication to beat paranoid, even if we did not, 0-29 is a step to improve ourselves and be prepare for later on the future. @Vauff

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    Blast you are a regular to ZE, everyone who has been playing ZE for the past year may know who you are. I've seen you played all types of map, being from casual to try hard maps. You are a capable leader with these sorts of maps, but the reason why your presence in the server is sometimes not beloved by some players is your attitude. Don't get me wrong you are not a toxic or racist person, but the role you have set yourself to be. 

    > Someone gives me push gun.

    > idontknowhowtousethisproperly.jpeg

    > Ken says to use it in panic moment

     

    Blast, I tell this to everyone, I do not care if items are picked up by regulars, veterans, or new players. Everyone can't learn to use an item by simply watching someone else, if the person shows the need to want to learn a map i'll gladly tell them how to use the item, but IF they are willing to listen to the leader and not go off doing their own thing.

     

    But for instances like fapescape_rote, I do know you did not originally have the Push Gun because it was originally tossed out by another player, but for yourself to say that you do not know how to use an item, but insisted on keeping while kakarot was trying his best to lead a the map. But why did you keep a critical item for the map, the team depends on it and for you to be blatantly about it will cause people to be discourage1 by this. Fapescape_rote is not a simple map to beat, I understand, but a good item user during extreme stages is recommended. 

     

     

     1. Blast this discouragement is not only seen in fapescape_rote, I do know everyone makes mistakes with items and everyone deserve a second, possibly a third try, but with your history of item usage people do not believe in you. There are times where you believe what is best for you and not for the team, at times you go off to do unnecessary practices with items where a planned out strategy is, or at times your are not aware of having an item after you had insisting of wanting one then wandering off and dying.

     

    While my panic was indeed true, it was because you where not aware of your surroundings in the map, an item(Cannon) that was lost a while ago was picked up by someone else and was closed to the humans. I believed that you were aware of this, but as you were not getting close to saved the human I began telling you to use the item to save the person with the item. Items like this required the user to be aware of their surroundings and make decisions that will benefit the team.
    I do believe that the team should of not of piled on top of you, and indeed what I did may serve as a gag because at the end I did cause the team to loose, but blast you were lacking awareness with a critical item.

     

    > Ken calls me a retard.

     

    As for this I'll begin to refrain my self from calling people retards as I been doing this quite more recently my bad.

     

     

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