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Flops

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  1. Just now, reduct said:

    Its a Disclaimer that pops up before you even get to see the map options. I believe 8 is to continue to the actual nomination list while 9 is "No Vote". So essentially, you have to press two numbers to vote.

    wouldnt that system just make it even more inconvenient for all parties? Assuming im a brainless newb, now I have to click TWO buttons just to get this shit off my screen

  2. Hey everyone, we all know the map voting system is flawed and stupid (4 spam LUL me play Korea LUL). Its becoming commonplace to see maps that we are literally in the middle of beating being rtved by mindless subhuman normies.

     

    Spacecow (who doesn't have good enough English skills to make the post himself) suggested to me that we include a little message to new players, telling them that they can change their map vote using !revote. I suggest we put this little message on the box that comes up when it is time to vote for a new map, specifically on the numbers 1-3 where we have the message "Choose ur vote wisely" or whatever the fuck it is.

     

     

    This could possibly be a good solution to 4 spamming newbies who just want to get this annoying little box off their screen.

     

     

     

    P.S - Hopefully, the admins will actually contribute something to this discussion rather than toss it out the window. OMEGALUL don't do their job OMEGALUL

     

    Cheers!

  3. i think this is a bad idea cause

    1. this community literally only has like 3 good mappers

    2. incentive isnt gonna be good enough for someone to dedicate a large amount of time cause admins :money_with_wings:

    3. judge panel would be heavily biased (ME LOVE LUFF MAP SMOrc)

     

    let mapeadores keep their idea xd

     

    also let the mappers who wanna participate choose whether themed or no theme - forcing theme upon mappers limits artistic expression

     

     

    OVERALL 

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    Good idea, but probably wouldn't work for our community. 

    maybe once it stops being trash it will :wheelchair:

     

  4. Hi everyone, I'm new to the server. Here's why I will get admin through simple manipulation of a broken system.

     

     

    I have no history and just joined the community a week ago

     

    I have 200 hours and I will play ONLY the week that my admin app is up

     

    I constantly snitch on other people to ruin their fun like a loser

     

    I am being extremely melodramatic in my application to come off like a sap

     

    I will become inactive in a week after I am accepted and lurk on discord + play overwatch all day

     

    I suck the dick of admins    ( LIKE HE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED )
     

    I am 20+ years old (HAHAA)

     

    I will not listen to the community and will eventually resign in a couple of months

     

    I LOVE watching anime SO MUCH

     

    I will never be demoted and lurk around as a remnant of my former self until I leave the community in a drunken rage 

     

    I will cause fights with other people on the discord 

     

    Overall, To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. ?

     

     

    Thanks for letting me abuse a broken system and get admin!

  5. Hello.

     

    The following are several examples of how to get your application denied when applying for GFL's Zombie Escape server. Any of these methods are a surefire way to get your application sent right into the nicely labeled 'Denied' section.

     

    Let's begin!

     

    First, reference rule #1:

     

    Reading comprehension?

     

    Fuck that. You've been playing on this server for over 30 hours. You are now over-qualified for admin. Reading is for the weak.

     

    Rule 2: An able microphone

     

    Oh, you have a microphone alright. You've screamed your lungs out so much you've gone hoarse from it. Why can't people just listen to you? Your 25 hours in playing has allowed you to play so many maps. What does it matter you've never played most of the regular maps before? You could totally lead this team on the first try! And have! It was all that other guys fault for getting the team killed, twice. But, yes. You do have a mic.

     

    Rule 3: The ability and willingness to join Teamspeak & Discord

     

    TeamSpeak? Discord? Why would you ever want to join those? Those platforms would take you away from the action! Your turf is ZE. You will live breathe and sweat zombies so much people will get sick of you. Who cares for the community itself when all anyone needs is to run from zombies?

     

    Rule 4: Age must be over 16

     

    You are 14 and you know your shit. The fuck is this "Manager" going on about? You could easily make this server great again. Be the best MANAGER THERE EVERY WAS. 

     

    Rule 5: Must be able to play at least 3-4 days of the week

     

    Okay, it's obvious by now this Manager is a complete tard. You're so going to be spending at least 6 days a week here. Not only are you going to outdo the entire admin team (even those senior admins who you've never met but heard terrible things about because actually talking to them face to face is simply not needed), you're going to outdo the Manager, AND ON YOUR FIRST DAY. Next up for Manager? You. Let's just ignore the fact that you disappear for weeks at a time. Shit happens.

     

    Unspoken Rule: Getting to know the Admin team

     

    Okay, this seems simple enough. All you need to do is go out of your way to reach them and talk to them at EVERY. POSSIBLE. MOMENT. Talk about NOTHING. Talk about shit related to other servers. Whine and moan about how awful your parents are to you (cause they are legit bad parents for punishing you). This is what the admin team is there for. To listen to YOU. You are going to rage so hard on mic that they are clearly just joking when they mute you. A lot.

     

    Unspoken Rule: Getting to know the players

     

    Why? Who cares about the players? Your only interest is being an admin, so obviously the players are irrelevant and useless. What could they teach you that an admin couldn't?

     

    Unspoken Rule: Getting to know the community

     

    Luuuuuul. Fuck no.

     

    Unspoken Rule: I WANT TIER 3

     

    I just want more powers on ZE, please give me T3 so that i can noclip and setmaps.

     

     

     

     

    ^^^^^^

     

    All of these = DENIED.

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  6. DISCLAIMER: 

    The vote that I give the applicant is not final, and is subject to change depending on whether the applicant displays improvements or not.

     

     

     

    Vote:   -1

    Feedback: I've put quite some thought into this vote, and I'm going to have to -1 you. You are quite active on the discord, you do communicate with members of the admin team quite often, and you're also a pretty chill person. I don't really have anything against you (Okay maybe aesthetic pinging is kinda ResidentSleeper), but it's hard for me to see you as an admin. I'm not going to go into some analysis as to why my vote is the way it is, like I used to. I appreciate and applaud the fact that you have tried to improve yourself since your last application, but I guess I just don't get that admin vibe off of you. I hope that you understand, and I hope that you continue to help the admin team with punishing those who think that they can get away with whatever they want on the server.

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