Salad

 

 

Team Member Requirements

• Member+.
• Active on the GFL forums and the main Discord server.
• No major infractions on the GFL Discord servers, game servers and forums.
• Be a good representative of GFL in your interactions within the community. We expect you to be mature and level-headed within the community. It is vital that applicants give the Team Member Guidelines a read before applying!

Role Specific Requirements:

Social Media - 

• Be familiar with social media platforms such as Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and Twitch. It is highly recommended that applicants have work/experience that can be shown to help strengthen their application. Feel free to attach/include any statistics/numbers of profiles/pages you manage, this can also be done in private if needed!

Writer - 

• Be prepared to share at least one example of your work on your application!

 

Apply for the Public Relations Social Media role here: https://gflclan.com/forms/197-public-relations-team-social-media-application/

Apply for the Public Relations Writer role here: https://gflclan.com/forms/196-public-relations-team-writer-application/

 

If you have any further questions, please PM us through Discord or on the Forums and we will get back to you ASAP! - @Salad (Salad#6564); @Dragoon (Dragoon#5140)

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Team Leaders

 @Salad

 

Social Media

@AIexis

@Gigi

@Akott

@Dini (Runs our GFL CS:GO Surf YT Channel)

 

Writing

@Just Crispy
 

Apply to join the team by clicking here!

 

Starring:

@Nick

@Shuruia

@FrenZy

@Aurora

@Ben

 

I wrote this story last night because I was very bored and since it's October, why not?

This is heavily inspired by the Saw movies.

I hope you enjoy.

 

The GFL Directorate wakes up in a room, each of them with metal collars around their necks, connecting them to the walls.

 

How did this happen?

Who put them here?

How will they escape?

 

The first to wake up is Shuruia. He notices a collar around his neck with electrical wires attached to it. He looks around the room and starts to wake the others up.

As Shuruia, Nick, Ben, Aurora, and FrenZy all stand up, they each find four buttons on the wall behind them, all labeled with the names of their fellow Directors.

“What the fuck is this place?” Ben says. “I blame Salad for this...” Shuruia exclaims. As they examine their surroundings, Nick points out a tape recorder hanging from the ceiling above Shuruia’s head.

Shuruia decides to reach for it (obviously with his massive thumbs) and he presses play. As the room fills with silence, a distorted voice begins speaking:

 

HELLO DIRECTORS, I WANT TO PLAY A GAME. AS YOU CAN SEE, THERE ARE FOUR WIRES CONNECTED TO EACH OF YOU, AND THOSE WIRES LEAD TO THE DOOR THAT WILL ALLOW YOU TO EXIT THIS ROOM. THE ONLY WAY TO UNLOCK THAT DOOR IS BY SENDING FOUR ELECTRIC SHOCKS TO THE DOOR. YOU ARE EACH WEARING AN ELECTRIC COLLAR THAT BINDS YOU TO THE CONFINES OF THIS ROOM. DEPENDING ON THE BUTTONS YOU CHOOSE TO PRESS, YOU WILL BE ABLE TO UNLOCK THE DOOR. FOUR ELECTRIC CHARGES AT THE SAME TIME IS ENOUGH TO KILL ONE OF YOU, BUT WILL UNLOCK THE DOOR SETTING YOU FREE. IF YOU FAIL TO OPEN THE DOOR WITHIN TWO MINUTES, YOU WILL BE LEFT HERE TO DIE. WHO HAS THE SPARK TO HELP KEEP GFL ALIVE? LET THE GAME BEGIN.

 

"Who the fuck was that?" Ben asks in a confused tone, to which he gets no reply.

Almost immediately, the Directors begin arguing about who will be the one to sacrifice themself for the greater good. Adam suggests that Nick, the Executive Director, should be the one to take the fall, but Nick quickly dismissed the idea. Nick then begins shouting at the other Directors, telling them to electrocute Shuruia for even suggesting that they kill him.

Ben, Aurora, and FrenZy are all still very unsure of what to do. One of their two minutes pass and they still haven’t made a decision.

FrenZy eventually decides to side with Nick on the decision to sacrifice Shuruia. Time is running out, so Aurora and Ben also agree. Shuruia begs and pleads them not to do it.

Ten seconds.

The four directors press each of their buttons marked with Shuruia’s name, electrocuting him and subsequently freeing them from this torturous trap.

The door unlocks, and they walk out, leaving Adam dead on the floor.

 

As the remaining Directors enter the next room, they notice that this room is  filled with all kinds of Furrets. Stuffed animals, posters, keychains, and many more Furret themed monstrosities. Ben notices a tape recorder with a note that says “Aurora” on it and hands the tape recorder to them. Aurora plays the tape and the same unrecognizable voice begins to speak again:

 

HELLO AURORA. I WANT TO PLAY A GAME. YOU CLAIM THE FURRET AS YOUR SYMBOL, BUT CAN YOU PROVE YOUR LOYALTY TO THE POKÉMON? BEFORE YOU ALL ARRIVED HERE, I PLACED AN EXPLOSIVE CHIP IN THREE OF YOUR FELLOW DIRECTOR’S SKULLS. IN FRONT OF YOU, YOU WILL FIND A TABLET. ONCE YOU UNLOCK THE TABLET YOU WILL BE TESTED ON YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF THE POKÉMON YOU USE SO OFTEN. IF YOU ANSWER ALL OF THE QUESTIONS CORRECTLY, YOU WILL ALL SURVIVE AND THE DOOR WILL OPEN, HOWEVER, IF YOU ANSWER ANY OF THE 3 QUESTIONS INCORRECTLY, THREE OF YOU WILL DIE. LET THE GAME BEGIN.

 

Aurora unlocks the tablet, and there is a giant button marked “START” highlighted in green. She begins the quiz. The first question is rather simple, and FrenZy reads it aloud. “What colors are predominantly present in the design of Furret?” Aurora immediately chooses brown and beige, boasting about how she will complete the quiz easily. The next question is similarly easy. “What region is Furret natively found in?” Aurora ponders the question for a few seconds and then exclaims “Johto!”. She answers that on the tablet and the third and final question appears. “What generation of Pokémon is Furret?” The room falls silent.

 

“I don’t even play Pokémon....” says Ben.

 

“Furret is stinky, how should I know?” FrenZy says angrily.

 

Nick remains silent.

 

As Aurora thinks on the question, Nick notices a timer at the top of the tablet’s screen, noting that they only have 20 seconds left to answer. The directors begin shouting at each-other once again, and Aurora enters the number three onto the tablet, hoping that she's guessed correctly.

Nick looks up at Aurora and says “You better be right abou-“

 

*BOOM*

 

Before Nick can finish his sentence, his head explodes in a flash of blood and guts. Shortly after, they hear an explosion come from the first room.

Adam’s head exploded.

Finally, as he walks in to check on Shuruia’s body, Ben’s head explodes as well, leaving only Aurora and FrenZy alive.

The exit door of what FrenZy coins “Furret Hell” opens, and Aurora and FrenZy walk into the third and final room.

 

As the two process the deaths of their fallen friends, a voice comes over the intercom in the new room.

 

WELCOME TO YOUR FINAL TASK. IN FRONT OF YOU THERE ARE FIVE BUTTONS. EACH OF THESE BUTTONS MUST BE PRESSED IN ORDER TO RELEASE YOU. EACH OF THESE BUTTONS IS CONNECTED TO AN IMPORTANT PART OF GFL. PRESSING THE BUTTONS WILL DELETE SOMETHING YOU ALL WORKED EFFORTLESSLY ON TO CREATE AND MANAGE. ONCE ALL FIVE BUTTONS HAVE BEEN PRESSED, THE DOOR WILL UNLOCK, SETTING YOU FREE.

ALTERNATIVELY, SHOULD YOU CHOOSE TO KEEP GFL INTACT, THERE IS AN AXE THAT CAN BE FOUND IN THE CORNER OF THE ROOM. WITH THIS AXE YOU CAN EACH CUT OFF PORTIONS OF YOUR BODY AND PLACE THEM IN THE CHUTE AT THE BACK OF THE ROOM TO UNLOCK THE DOOR.

5 BODY PARTS ARE REQUIRED TO ESCAPE. WILL YOU ALLOW THE LOSS OF SOMETHING SO VALUABLE TO YOURSELVES, OR YOUR COMMUNITY? LET THE GAME BEGIN.

 

FrenZy begins to examine the five buttons in front of him while Aurora's eyes fixate on the axe in the corner. The buttons are each labeled “TTT ANARCHY”, “GFL REDBOT”, “THE DEVELOPMENT TEAM”, “CS:GO SURF TIMER”, and “CWRP”.

 

They both immediately decide to press the buttons labeled “ GFL REDBOT” and “DEVELOPMENT TEAM” as those are of least importance to them. If Ben and Nick were still alive, they’d be punching the air right about now. Shortly after that, they press the button labeled “CWRP” as well.

 

Two buttons to go.

 

The two begin bargaining with each-other on how they will recover the loss of their two favorite servers if they decide to press the buttons, but neither of them give in.

FrenZy is ready to give up Surf in exchange for his freedom, but Aurora is not so willing when it comes to TTT Anarchy.

Frenzy continues to become enraged as the minutes pass, eventually punches Aurora square in the face.

 

They fall to the ground in the corner, laying motionless.

 

As FrenZy finally decides to give up his beloved Surf Timer servers, he press the button. Immediately afterwards, he reaches for the final button, that of TTT Anarchy.

As his hand gets closer to the final button, he starts to panic.

 

"What have I done?" he asks himself.

As he begins to press down on the button, he hears a noise come from behind him.

 

Aurora rises from the ground, axe in hand, and decapitates the Director of Divisions in a single motion.

She continues hacking away at FrenZy’s limbs until there are five individual body parts separated from his body.

Aurora throws all of the beloved Director's remains into the chute, and the final exit door opens.

 

Aurora, covered in the blood of the fallen directors, walks out of the room into darkness, uttering one final phrase.

 

“Nobody fucks with TTT Anarchy.”

 

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