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@Twig has summoned me for a a Short Fictional Story AOTM? lol gg *cracks knuckles* thanks for the mention! @Darkling This will be a more kid friendly non-canon story relating to 50 Shades of Violator with an actual conflict. This takes place before the first chapter, but some of the animals were already on the farm for this story.
Cast/Mentions: @Violator @Xy_ @Kubnair @MooTheCow @Bunnynator @Windeetree @PB-n-J @WholeMilk @EJ. (I might edit more people in later)
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50 Shades of Violator
The Artistic Farm Story
Author's Note: Yes
The sun rises once more on Artistic's farm. Artistic the Autistic Farmer had been rocking back and forth in his chair on his chair while relaxing to the view of his farm. He had taken his medicine earlier, so he's a lot less hyper. Around the house, animals roam freely in the acres of land. Artistic had chosen his favorite ones and named them. He has Kubnair the Goat, Moo the Cow, and Bunnynator the Bunny. Oh, and of course there is a great oak tree that lays by his house named the Windy Tree. It has an amazing history to be told in a different time. After feeding them some weird food he had bought from the GFL Supermarket, they learned to speak. Artistic had even put the food in his ever-lasting sandwich named PB-n-J, along with a carton of milk he just calls WholeMilk and his talking pickle, EJ. So many things around him had been able to speak!
After some time in the morning passed, Artistic had gotten up and went back into his house to see what's on the news. While he laid there, the animals talked about how bored they were around the farm.
"What is there to even do around here? No one comes out this far." says Bunnynator. The others just sigh in agreement.
"Oh I have an idea! Why don't we check out what's in the new barn Artistic was building? Maybe there's something fun in there." Kubnair asked the others. Bunnynator and Moo follow Kubnair over to the barn. It's appearance seemed almost haunted with how bad the condition of the wood was in.
"I have a bad feeling about this... Ma-Maybe we should ask first..." Moo says anxiously. Kubnair and Bunny pretend they didn't hear Moo and kept going. Bunny jumps up and opens the Barn door and they all walk in. Kubnair sniffs the air.
"Why does it smell so bad in here?" asks Kubnair.
"Careful! Some of the pieces roof is falling down!" Bunny tells Kubnair as he dodges a wooden plank tumbling from the barn roof.
"I'm telling ya this place is no good!" exclaims Moo. All three of them stay close with their guard up. "Ever thought there's a reason why there's a 'KEEP OUT' sign outside?"
"YOU CAN READ?" a synchronized yell emits from Kubnair and Bunny. Surprised as they may seem, Moo was equally surprised that they couldn't read.
"I forgot about stuff a lot sometimes sorry!" replies Moo, rolling his eyes.
"Well, what does this say then?" Kubnair points to a sign next to large barrels and a button.
"Uhhh it says T... N... T? What's that?" Moo asks. Suddenly, the door flies open and the three of them hide as Artistic walks in whistling. He held a clipboard with a to do list. The top part read " [ ] Blow barn up and start over".
"What's that button on the remote do? Why is he walking away with it?" Kubnair wonders nervously. Suddenly, a stopwatch alarm clock next to the three begins counting down from 20 seconds. Moo reads it.
"Guys... I just remembered... TNT is an explosive... And that clock is counting down like in those movies! RUN!" Moo screams at the others. All three of the animals burst through the door and jump out and fall flat on the ground. Artistic, in extreme shock, rushes to get all three of them up and get out of the bomb radius. BOOM! An explosion goes off as the three get down on the ground, just in time.
"Come on you three! Don't freak me out like that! I had a keep out sign for a reason. Can't Moo read?" Artistic tells the three. Moo nods in sorrow, along with the other two.
"We're sorry... It was my idea. It's just that, it had gotten so bored and we didn't know what to do." Kubnair depressingly tells Artistic. Artistic sighs and pets them on their heads.
"It's ok you three. But next time, ask, ok?" The three nod to Artistic. "Now run along. I'll try to find ya something." Artistic heads back to his house and goes inside. At this moment, a woman by the name of Xy had pulled up to the front of the house to see the Windy Tree. The tree rarely spoke when there isn't a celebration of some sort. Artistic comes out and talks to the woman.
"Hey there. You're that Xy girl right?" Artistic asks.
"Yes. I've heard that you planted Windy Tree on your land and I visit it every day, so I figured I'd stop by." Xy tells Artistic. He nods in response.
"Well, you can come by any time to visit it. Oh, you should at least meet the residents here though. Just a second." Artistic heads over to the farm really quick and returns with Kubnair. "Xy, this is Kubnair, my goat. Say hi Kubnair."
"Hi." says Kubnair. Xy is amazed to see a talking goat.
"Hi! That's amazing... a talking goat. Do you want to play with some rubber tires? I have some old ones in my car I was gonna throw out." Kubnair nods in excitement and Xy retrieves the tires and puts them on the grass.
"Thanks!" Kubnair runs back to the grass and rolls the rubber tires further out. Xy smiles and continues to talk with Artistic about things going on in her life.
Kubnair, Moo, and Bunny all occupy themselves with the rubber tires. Artistic builds a mini park, inspired by the idea, so the animals enjoy themselves. The sun sets once more with the clouds closing in and the farm goes to sleep once more.
The End
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Hope you all enjoyed! If you did, please like and vote for me for Art of the Month! This took me an hour to make. I tried to stick to a more kid-friendly story so I hope it's still good!
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14 minutes ago, Duc2000 said:
1048 A because people go "What's that noise?" and "Why am I dying?". It's also really hard to shoot.
Also 35 because he has cool deagle and can hold cards and actually help or kill class ds and researchers. But I always kill, after what happened with @Severely_Artistic. I was just joking when I said for now.

Really hard to shoot? Have you tried aiming? I kill 1048-A easily by just moving my fucking mouse to him.
Some of my personal favorites are SCP-049 (The witch doctor), SCP-999 (Slime thing that makes you happy), SCP-1810 (Mr. Pierrot) and SCP-500 (Red Pills).
There's a lot more but I can't list them all. It's fun though to read up on them.
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Someone needs to move this to Gaming Discussion.
17 hours ago, TheClassyBandit said:Personally I used to be an avid COD fan, but the newest games have been sub-par, re-used assets and "original" and "new" ideas. The new trailer looks great, but it was the revealed information that is making me not thinking of buying it. COD WWII will have a squad based campaign, not saying they are copying Battlefield, a lot of games do this. But to me COD has had those run and gun campaigns and I think COD does that well. Secondly during their live stream they announced that "War" gamemode or whatever its called. All I thought was;
LOOK, ITS BATTLEFIELD.
Gonna say it now, multiplayer is gonna suck community wise. The campaign will be cool. And fuck COD for not having bullet drop and shit but it isn't practical since i can fit most COD maps in a 50x50 meter area so i guess its a good idea to not have it but when ghosts came out some fans wanted vehicles in multiplayer like wtf you don't even have enough space to maneuver an ATV around like no thats a bad idea you fan boys. Pre-buying rating 7.5/10.

Battlefield made a World War II game before.
Battlefield 1943 was really fun for me but it only covered the Pacific battles, the only three being Iwo Jima, Guadalcanal and Wake Island. Helped a bit with WWII unit tbh lol
Battlefield is better in my opinion. I just like the more modern feeling rather than the fucking Bootleg Halo shit COD has.
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Hi there.
So I had an idea. What if we made large publicly announced live events on Teamspeak?
These events could include but are not limited to:
-Karaoke night
-Large roasts of higher ups (like on Comedy Central)
-Movie night
-Discussions on any topics of choosing (I.e. Politics)
I think this would be very fun and interesting to have.
I'd also like to suggest having a new rank: Event Coordinator. We can have 1-3 people who Coordinate, announce and attend events. I'd like to be one if this idea is implemented

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59 minutes ago, Pyros said:
wouldnt that give SCPs a high chance of winning? You can just tank the door until it dies without even needing to search or wait
That's called "boring"
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1 hour ago, Duc2000 said:
When you don't get mentioned. ;-;
But seriously why everyone leaving? Making me sad.
Good luck have fun and maybe check in so we all know you are still alive.
They're learning of the cancer... I've said too much.
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KID GET INTO REHAB OR THERAPY OR SOMETHING!
Honestly you can't be doing that shit with fucking bills stacked on you.
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Wtf bong spills? Medical bills? Jail fines???
Kid wtf are you doing with your life?
Anyway cya
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Usually I'm optimistic with things like this, but I'm afraid I'd have to be skeptical on Pointshop 2.
As said before, it has been known to cause issues like crashes. I understand as well that it is a slightly hefty script that does cause lag. I don't see the point (no pun intended) in using pointshop 2.
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3 hours ago, SurpriseAdoption said:
-1 for being autistic, idk u, suk mi dik.
as for Joshy, I'm pretty sure I have you on my friends list already, if not I'll make sure to add you bud, been nice knowing ya!
Changing vote to neutral leaning towards +1 I think I actually felt that and he met the requirement of mentioning people to add him to talk to him when he goes.
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-1 Shit goodbye, no effort, doesn't even follow the format.
You're supposed to start off with a sad opening, then complain about stuff on the server, mention your busy schedule / addiction / boredom, say some gay shit about the staff on here, THEN leave.
Unacceptable. Just lock it.
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29 minutes ago, Mundo said:
Still not an okay thing to say
kys
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Ffs I was wondering why this was mentioned in my alerts.
Go get a life.
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Alright update on this:
I haven't been able to attend this thread mostly because of things like work and I was just mostly busy. Now that I'm a bit more free, I'd like to continue this the Violators. I didn't want to die, of course.
There are still a lot for rewards open for the taking so go for it! I'm going to be requesting for the badges soon as well.
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1 hour ago, Undertaker said:
Didn't even mention the biggest asshat of them all... asshole
anyways see ya soon bud
Yeah, me!
I don't know why you'd resign cuz of an upcoming schedule tbh a lot of the admins are forced to go inactive for work or shit but the higher ups usually understand. Your decision is yours though.
Good luck have fun with life.
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2 hours ago, TSARGA said:
The US must have some solid proof Assad did it, because they just bombed the territory of a sovereign State. Of course, proving that he's responsible for chemical attacks wasn't very successful back in 2013, as everything was hinting at the rebels or some terrorist group.
They said the chemical attacks came from a Syrian military base that the U.S. had fired cruise missiles at.
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22 minutes ago, TheClassyBandit said:
Everyday that International Peace Garden between Canada and America is looking more and more ironic...
What the fuck does Snow Mexico have to do with this?
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Good game. Syria's allied with Russia. If you took history class, you can make proper inferences.
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3 minutes ago, YourDeadNan said:
lol probs my first time im emotional thx man hope u stay an admin
And I hope you stay dead nan. Neutral leaning towards +1.
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You know what's more emotional? Not getting a mention. -1
In all seriousness, good luck with life my dude.
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Pranking people 101? You're looking at the Master Baiter right here kiddo. Watch and learn.
50 SOV EARLY RELEASE FOR SPECIAL PRANK (GONE WRONG GONE SEXUAL ALMOST DEMOTED SPONGEBOB MAD POLICE ALMOST ARRESTED 2K17)


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iPro? More like iGo! No? I'll leave.
Gl with life
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Put this in your signature my d00d




Art of the Month: May
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