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  1. Name: cheesecake kitkat
    Steam ID: Not Typine this in
    Discord Handle: Dont have one

    Age: 30
    Server Playtime: You tell me

    Your timezone: EST

     

    What time of the day are you usually on ZE? Always

     

    Do you have any unique skill sets that can help with maintaining/improving the server? Coding knowledge
    Understanding of Source SDK or Alien Swarm SDK / Mapping for CSS or CSGO
    Technical knowledge in CSS or CSGO Server management
    Some experience in graphic design
    Customer Service experience
    Other (Explain down below)

     

    Are you in school or already in the workforce? Both (Part time school and Part time work)

     

    Are you able to understand any other languages besides English? Mandarin

     

    Why do you want to become an admin?

    Hello, 

     

    I am a married 30 year old PhD student in computer science at a major university with significant prior development experience and a massive cock. I am willing to tutor and impart knowledge to the retards of lower IQ that infest the server. I have expertise on fluid dynamics, graphical neural networks, verified compilers, algebraic geometry, and the pitfalls of dating hookers. Those are my only qualifications, thus, I am the most qualified to be admins amongst your other applications. In fact, if I am not accepted as admin, I am already granted admin privileges by divine right. The primary reason why I should become admin is not only so that I can forcibly extend maps that I enjoy, but so that I can mute those who arouse a sense of disgust in me, as dictated by a strong system of values that exceeds the person reading this. Beyond that, I can take advantage of whatever command you have to make messages appear on the center of someone's screen, to send important life lessons to 15-20 year old young incels who may be struggling in life in order to inspire them, without any ulterior motives such as feeding my ego ( just kidding, who could ever make such a bold claim).

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