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So many options, what do you choose? What are their beliefs? I'm here to definitively answer all of those questions, probably. A lot of them don't have much behind them but whatever we'll see. blue slayer1453 One of the earliest known (by me at least), centralized around one man who came on breach, blue slayer1453. He's never came back since everyone honored him as a god but maybe he'll come back one day, lately he's been playing bloons tower defense battles on steam in the mean time. It all started when some random user by that name came on, played okay, and everyone thought it'd be funny or really did want to worship this guy. He was probably around 13 or 14 when he joined, and boomer wrote a bible about it (go find it yourself). It is probably the most forgotten religion here but there's probably still a follower or two out there, it doesn't really have too many beliefs, probably just your general "be kind" stuff. It is slightly similar to Christianity, it had popes and bishops and followers, etc. but it's loose. Hardly a religion at this point but you do you if you're interested in this one. LAMP Lamp is based around the notorious/famous leg lamp located directly to the right of the entrance zone gate with 106 next to it. The leg lamp is a lamp, that looks like a leg with fishnets on it. There was a bible of sorts made by some guy who's in the religion. Here it is. It happens to contain a reference early on to blue slayer1453, albeit misspelled, so perhaps this creator was in that religion before as well? Who knows. It was founded by, "Rollnaway" as well as "Grrreat Leaf" who supposedly can communicate to the leg lamp. All SCPs that are playable currently in breach appear to be priests, and presumably so are those who aren't implemented. Important examples would be, "-049. The Gunslinging Priest The Cure" for not having priest in his name, as well as "-939. The Fake Priest" because his priest title implies he might not actually be priest. They do ritualistic sacrifices of the "False" as well as normal people on top of just items. Also, he who flies must be executed apparently. Very cult like but they always claim that, "lamp is not a cult". If you asked me I'd say they are but if you're interested, go ahead and find the lamp. DOOMNACK GANG/The Doomnack It's slightly loose to be a religion but recently a bible of sorts was made for it, linked here. If this "bible" is to be believed, Doomnack, the god of this religion sort of, was, "extremely funny and attracting many women." as well as being "born by God himself" which makes him Jesus I guess. You can read the rest for yourself if you're interested but long story short, he got admin, got demoted, got banned from GFL, and then came back and did more stuff. It's very loose and its more like the apostles of Jesus as a story than a religion at the moment. Perhaps it will become a true religion later, but as of now it's only here to clear up some confusion. Boomers Followers of Boomer/White Diamond/vip retard will sometimes go by this name. They religiously will praise boomer after he was banned, this all started after boomer started going off on how GFL Breach is bad, etc. He attempted to get Breach blacklisted, which failed, but he allegedly has a Plan B, but only time will tell about that. It's a very tiny religion but I've heard rumors of it's expansion, but once again, it is to be seen. The Gary I personally know little about them, they act as if they are Christianity, but they seem excessively harsh about it. It's possible I'm misinterpreting what they are promoting on the Discord. They claim Gary has love in his heart for all, even though he was banned from GFL. My opinion on them is generally negative, and I feel like they're up to something no good. But if you have reasons for me to believe otherwise, please inform me. SCRUMT Technically not yet a religion but it seems like it could probably turn into one. I'm calling it Scrumt, named after someone who was banned from the discord the day I made this post (30th of Janurary, 2020.) for something I'm unaware of, presumably suspicion of being an alt of a banned user. Time will tell if it truly becomes anything but they definitely had followers for the day. That is all widely known "religions" on the server as far as I know, but more will arise over time. I would not be surprised if "The Gary" attempts something on breach, but I could be wrong. If any more arise I'm sure religious texts will appear about them on the forum. If enough do I'll write about them again, we'll see though.
WARNING! CONTAINS CRINGE, FURRIES, AND A VERY HAPPY DOOMNACK. (I was listening to Bruno Mars - Treasure while writing this fanfiction) SCP-1471's Article: http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1471 Doomnack's Article: https://gflclan.com/profile/24903-dominick/ When it all started... Doomnack was scrolling through his phone, looking at... happy stuff. Most likely happy photos... Until suddenly when he was about to... shoot a water gun, a text message was sent by an unknown phone number. Being the incredible smart genius Doomnack is, he read the random text message. It said this, word by word: "HEY MAN CHECK THIS OUT IT'S SO COOL!!! 😎" Before Doomnack could respond to this... cool... text message, he was sent a photo of a... happy black furred anthropomorphic animal with a skull as it's head. Doomnack's imaginary lollipop friend became very happy from the photo because the lollipop was looking for... a friend... Doomnack was then sent a link by the random text and Doomnack downloaded the app called "MalO ver1.0.0" in 2.5 seconds. After Downloading MalO ver1.0.0... (24 Hours) Excited, Doomnack couldn't wait to get some... happy... images of the anthropomorphic animal. Some time after getting the app the anthropomorphic animal started appearing at familiar locations in photos sent to Doomnack. Every time Doomnack saw a photo of the anthropomorphic animal, also known as SCP-1471-A, Doomnack's lollipop would get... happier... SCP-1471-A was at places that Doomnack was at such as Walmart, McDonald's, a pole club with females AND Furry con. Doomnack was consuming his own imaginary happy lollipop as he was looking at these images of the anthropomorphic animal. 2 Days Later... (48 Hours) Doomnack went to a McDonald's. After he ate his delicious Big Mac and went his way home, he got another photo sent to him. As Doomnack checked the photo, he realized the photo was the same anthropomorphic animal. It was at the exact same McDonald's Doomnack was at earlier! It was eating a nice meaty Big Mac. Doomnack rushed back into the McDonald's, looking around for the anthropomorphic animal. He did not find the anthropomorphic animal anywhere. Doomnack was expecting to give his lollipop some sweet, sweet friendship onto it. Doomnack was sad. The anthropomorphic animal was even eating the same food! They were a perfect fit. The Next Day... (72 Hours) Doomnack woke up and remembered what happened yesterday. He couldn't find his true love. He sighed and poured in some milk, and then the cereal. Milk splashed everywhere. "Just great..." Doomnack thought. Suddenly, his phone vibrated and Doomnack checked what it was now, hoping for it to cheer up his miserable morning. He received an image of the anthropomorphic animal, burger crumbs in it's mouth, standing in the bathroom of Doomnack's home. Happiness jolted into Doomnack. He quickly ran to the bathroom, expecting a anthropomorphic animal to be in there. As Doomnack opened the door, he was surprised to see... Nothing. Absolutely nothing in his bathroom. Doomnack miserably continued on with his day, receiving some photos of SCP-1471-A as his day went on. Doomnack talked about the whole thing about the anthropomorphic animal to Gary and Gary responded by saying "Oh yeah, I have my own furry too. His name is Haxray" Gary said while giggling. Doomnack was sad that he was lonely and that Gary was doing happy stuff with Haxray. After a few hours, Doomnack fell asleep in his bed. The Next Day... (96 Hours) In the morning, Doomnack opened his eyes, surprised to see the anthropomorphic animal at the corner of his eye. Doomnack quickly faced the anthropomorphic animal, it was the exact one he has seen in the photos! Doomnack jumped out of bed, grabbed the anthropomorphic animal and threw it onto the bed. Doomnack told the anthropomorphic animal to wait there as he went to the kitchen and grabbed two Popsicles. He then gave the anthropomorphic animal a Popsicle. They proceeded to suck on the Popsicle until there was nothing left. When they finished consuming the Popsicle, they were panting. "You are mine now." Doomnack said while smirking. A Few Days After That... "You may now kiss the bride" SCP-323 said as Doomnack and SCP-1471-A were kissing each other's cheeks. Not the lips. This has to be family friendly after all or this will get deleted again. A child suddenly popped out of thin air and said "Daddy!" (yeah, kissing each other's cheeks is how you make a child.) "It's a boy!" Doomnack S C R E A M E D . Doomnack and SCP-1471-A began to hug the human, anthropomorphic animal infant. Now Doomnack has a wife and now a child and they lived an infinitely happy life. THE END!!! You can go home now. Edit: I made google translate read this to me and I lost my shit.