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“I was so good at being a kid, and so terrible at being whatever I was now.”
― John Green, Turtles All the Way Down

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What is Al Qaeda's favorite football team? 

New york jets 

 

Why can't America play chess?

Because it's missing 2 towers.

 

Why did hitler kill himself? 

He saw the gas bill

 

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a table. Then a chair. Then the wall. 

 

Enjoy!


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3 minutes ago, Jat said:

Just kidding, every joke in there is worse than all of the jokes here. (besides mine, obviously)

Forget I said that. The jokes here are terrible.

(besides mine, obviously):

oof


 

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Posted  Edited by Besen

Lets hear it for Mr president!

 

An airplane was about to crash. There were 4 passengers on board but only 3 parachutes.

The 1st passenger said, " I am Steph Curry , the best NBA basketball player. The warriors and my millions of fans need me , and i can't afford to die" So he took the 1st pack and left the plane

The 2nd passenger , Donald Trump , said , " I am the newly elected US President , and I am the smartest President in American history , so my people don't want me to die." He took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.

The 3rd passenger , the Pope , said to the 4th passenger , a 10 year old schoolboy , " My son , I am old and don't have many years left , you have more years ahead so I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute." The little boy said , " That's okay , Your Holiness, there's a parachute left for you. America's smartest President took my schoolbag."

 

Although this would never happen...

 

As Trump would say.

I have the best parachutes, other parachutes pale in comparison. Hillary doesn't understand parachutes. I definitely do, my parachutes are yuge. I've had people, big people, come up to ask me "Donald, how do you use parachutes?" sniff I tell them how. Crooked Hillary, she wouldn't tell them because she doesn't know how.

America has the best parachutes, so why aren't we using them? Hillary has had 30 years to go parachuting, but she didn't. And America is paying the price. Parachutes are leaving America. They're going to Jyina, to Mexico, all sorts of places. I'm going to get those parachutes back to America, I'm going to parachute ISIS and glide into Mexico, and make them pay for it!

 

 

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WARNING @canman1151 don’t get too mad

 

Whats  the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Well Harry Potter could escape the chamber.

 

Whats the difference between hitler and Michael Phelps? Welllllll Michael phelps could finish a race.

 

Whats the difference between a Jew and the San Antonio Spurs? Well the Spurs can beat the heat.

 

Sorry @canman1151 Ik u hated playing joke day with me on jailbreak ( @canman1151 Is Jewish)

 

 


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