TheLastBee 310 / 6,301 Report Post Posted October 22, 2017 I am having an extremely rough night. Tell me some of your best jokes to cheer me up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kubnair 1,158 / 17,225 Report Post Posted October 22, 2017 Prop Hunt Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options... Achievements
syrus 1,000 / 15,155 Report Post Posted October 22, 2017 your life Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options... Achievements 2
Cassie 1,224 / 22,509 Report Post Posted October 22, 2017 Have you heard of the church of Torbjorn? “I was so good at being a kid, and so terrible at being whatever I was now.” ― John Green, Turtles All the Way Down Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options... Achievements
T-Bizzle 8 / 1,753 Report Post Posted October 22, 2017 The earth is round. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaPainWayne 442 / 7,358 Report Post Posted October 22, 2017 A liberal with a gun (Signature credit to @Clavers) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryBomb 452 / 9,302 Report Post Posted October 22, 2017 What is Al Qaeda's favorite football team? New york jets Why can't America play chess? Because it's missing 2 towers. Why did hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill A blind man walks into a bar. Then a table. Then a chair. Then the wall. Enjoy! Creative Team of GFL. That's it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options... Achievements
Jat 476 / 11,367 Report Post Posted October 22, 2017 Some top quality jokes right there. Just kidding, every joke in there is worse than all of the jokes here. (besides mine, obviously) Made By @Lynx Made By @Charmayy Made By @Gary Made By @Xy -Jat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winter 1,704 / 25,731 Report Post Posted October 22, 2017 Aspiring OWL Player Official Fat Cunt of GFL Former GFL Council Member Former Deathrun Server Manager Former Murder Server Manager (2x) Former Forum/Discord/TS Moderator Former Member Acceptor Former Prop Hunt Admin Former Breach Admin Former Ragdoll Combat Admin Former Hide and Seek Admin ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbs 365 / 8,846 Report Post Posted October 22, 2017 my life D; Former Manager On Hide and Seek Former Admin on prop hunt Former trail admin on breach Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jat 476 / 11,367 Report Post Posted October 22, 2017 3 minutes ago, Jat said: Just kidding, every joke in there is worse than all of the jokes here. (besides mine, obviously) Forget I said that. The jokes here are terrible. (besides mine, obviously): oof Made By @Lynx Made By @Charmayy Made By @Gary Made By @Xy -Jat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eli 708 / 11,586 Report Post Posted October 22, 2017 STEAM Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben 2,376 / 31,110 Report Post Posted October 22, 2017 My love life, and my social life. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kneegerrlover123 389 / 8,946 Report Post Posted October 22, 2017 Edited October 22, 2017 by Syntax Mini divisions Edited October 22, 2017 by Syntax Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options... Achievements
xmi 2,763 / 32,020 Report Post Posted October 22, 2017 Your ability to make quality posts Former | too many things to fit in a signature Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options... Achievements
Besen 19 / 1,817 Report Post Posted October 22, 2017 Edited October 22, 2017 by Besen Lets hear it for Mr president! An airplane was about to crash. There were 4 passengers on board but only 3 parachutes. The 1st passenger said, " I am Steph Curry , the best NBA basketball player. The warriors and my millions of fans need me , and i can't afford to die" So he took the 1st pack and left the plane The 2nd passenger , Donald Trump , said , " I am the newly elected US President , and I am the smartest President in American history , so my people don't want me to die." He took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane. The 3rd passenger , the Pope , said to the 4th passenger , a 10 year old schoolboy , " My son , I am old and don't have many years left , you have more years ahead so I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute." The little boy said , " That's okay , Your Holiness, there's a parachute left for you. America's smartest President took my schoolbag." Although this would never happen... As Trump would say. I have the best parachutes, other parachutes pale in comparison. Hillary doesn't understand parachutes. I definitely do, my parachutes are yuge. I've had people, big people, come up to ask me "Donald, how do you use parachutes?" sniff I tell them how. Crooked Hillary, she wouldn't tell them because she doesn't know how. America has the best parachutes, so why aren't we using them? Hillary has had 30 years to go parachuting, but she didn't. And America is paying the price. Parachutes are leaving America. They're going to Jyina, to Mexico, all sorts of places. I'm going to get those parachutes back to America, I'm going to parachute ISIS and glide into Mexico, and make them pay for it! Edited October 22, 2017 by Besen Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLastBee 310 / 6,301 Report Post Posted October 23, 2017 I ask for jokes. instead I just get roasted. rip me </3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akris 806 / 18,182 Report Post Posted October 24, 2017 WARNING @canman1151 don’t get too mad Whats the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Well Harry Potter could escape the chamber. Whats the difference between hitler and Michael Phelps? Welllllll Michael phelps could finish a race. Whats the difference between a Jew and the San Antonio Spurs? Well the Spurs can beat the heat. Sorry @canman1151 Ik u hated playing joke day with me on jailbreak ( @canman1151 Is Jewish) [Former] PVK Manager Anarchy Admin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...