Faex 486 / 8,712 Report Post Posted December 24, 2017 Edited December 24, 2017 by Faex Twas the night before Christmas And all through the house Everyone felt shitty Even the mouse Mom on the toilet Dad smoking grass I had just settled down For a nice piece of ass. When out on the roof I heard such a clatter I spring from my piece To see what was the matter Out on the roof I saw some old prick I knew in a moment It must be St. Nick. He came down the chimney Like a bat out of hell I knew in a second The fucker had fell He filled all the stockings With whiskey and beer And a big rubber dick For my brother, the queer. He rose up the chimney With a thundering fart The son of a bitch Blew my chimney apart He swore and he cussed As he rode out of sight. "Piss on you all, it's been' a hell of a night!" This isn't mine, I just found this and thought I share it with you Merry Christmas! Edited December 24, 2017 by Faex http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198058101056/ "...You do a thing and it becomes the paint others will use on their canvas of the internet for their memes" - Michael Stevens, Vsauce ________________________________ 2014 - 2020 Thanks for the good times, kings. Former Global Admin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options... Achievements
sl3yz 63 / 2,968 Report Post Posted December 24, 2017 Should i be worried that i read 'Porn' instead of 'Poem'? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSARGA 57 / 3,122 Report Post Posted December 24, 2017 13 minutes ago, sl3yz said: Should i be worried that i read 'Porn' instead of 'Poem'? yes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
