Random Noise 375 / 10,936 Report Post Posted June 1, 2018 Output: William Birkin, currently contained alongside with Albert Wesker. Input: A recipe for pizza, @mario_the_man. 1:1 Spoiler Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options... Achievements
Unoriginal Umbrella 18 / 1,981 Report Post Posted June 1, 2018 Output: A pizza that has an M on it made out of pepperoni. Input: An ice cream tub. Very fine. "Obedience Breeds Discipline, Discipline Breeds Unity, Unity Breeds Power, Power is Life."- Umbrella's motto. "ALL HAIL UMBRELLA!"- Unoriginal's motto. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Random Noise 375 / 10,936 Report Post Posted June 1, 2018 Output: The state puff marshmallow man, but made out of ice cream. Is now contained at Site-REDACTED. We didn't know what an ice cream tub was, so we just put a bunch of ice cream in a tub and put it in SCP-914. -Dr. W Input: @Unoriginal Umbrella, @mario_the_man. 1:1 Spoiler Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options... Achievements
Unoriginal Umbrella 18 / 1,981 Report Post Posted June 1, 2018 Edited June 1, 2018 by Unoriginal Umbrella Output: A mass of flesh bones that consumed everything near it. Immediately terminated. "It was Dr. W who didn't know what an ice cream tub was. I explained to him that it is the container of an ice cream. I guess he didn't want to take the blame so he said that we didn't know what a container of ice cream is."- Dr. J Input: A flashlight. Very Fine. Edited June 1, 2018 by Unoriginal Umbrella "Obedience Breeds Discipline, Discipline Breeds Unity, Unity Breeds Power, Power is Life."- Umbrella's motto. "ALL HAIL UMBRELLA!"- Unoriginal's motto. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Random Noise 375 / 10,936 Report Post Posted June 1, 2018 Output: A lamp that, when lit, glows with the brightness of the sun. It immediately blinded everyone in the surrounding area, who are now receiving medical attention. Input: A Mexican, a wall, a map of the US. Very fine Spoiler Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options... Achievements
Winter 1,707 / 25,782 Report Post Posted June 1, 2018 Output: An exact clone of businessman and U.S. President Donald J. Trump. Appeared very disoriented and will undergo questioning shortly. Input: A singular gold coin, SCP-035. Fine. Aspiring OWL Player Official Fat Cunt of GFL Former GFL Council Member Former Deathrun Server Manager Former Murder Server Manager (2x) Former Forum/Discord/TS Moderator Former Member Acceptor Former Prop Hunt Admin Former Breach Admin Former Ragdoll Combat Admin Former Hide and Seek Admin ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Random Noise 375 / 10,936 Report Post Posted June 1, 2018 Output: Donald Trump. What are we going to do with two Donald Trump's? -Dr. J Input: A virgin's virginity. Very fine. Ok, who put in this request? -Dr. P Spoiler Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options... Achievements
Unoriginal Umbrella 18 / 1,981 Report Post Posted June 1, 2018 Output: Can not be physically done. Input: 5 TV Tropes version of Putting Stuff in 914. 1 for each setting. "Obedience Breeds Discipline, Discipline Breeds Unity, Unity Breeds Power, Power is Life."- Umbrella's motto. "ALL HAIL UMBRELLA!"- Unoriginal's motto. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Random Noise 375 / 10,936 Report Post Posted June 2, 2018 What the hell is TV Tropes? -Dr. P Input: A telescope, a bone. Fine Spoiler Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options... Achievements
XavierDD 11 / 2,398 Report Post Posted June 2, 2018 Output : An ivory telescope that can view better than the original. Input: Computer Crash Indian tech support (the ones found from scam sites) and an experienced computer hardware inspector. Rough. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Random Noise 375 / 10,936 Report Post Posted June 2, 2018 Edited June 2, 2018 by mario_the_man - Edit Reason: Forgot the input Output: The mutilated body of the experienced hardware inspector, and a hard drive containing enough malware to destroy a computer in seconds. Input: An O5's dick, a duck. 1:1 Edited June 2, 2018 by mario_the_man Forgot the input Spoiler Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options... Achievements
Winter 1,707 / 25,782 Report Post Posted June 2, 2018 Output: One (1) mallard duck, the penis of the O5 member replacing the duck's bill. Confirmed to be accepted in DNA scans. "I don't think I agreed to this... Someone please put in a request to the prosthetics department" - O5-[REDACTED] Input: One (1) Level 5 personnel keycard, a chipmunk, a crowbar. Fine. Aspiring OWL Player Official Fat Cunt of GFL Former GFL Council Member Former Deathrun Server Manager Former Murder Server Manager (2x) Former Forum/Discord/TS Moderator Former Member Acceptor Former Prop Hunt Admin Former Breach Admin Former Ragdoll Combat Admin Former Hide and Seek Admin ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
XavierDD 11 / 2,398 Report Post Posted June 2, 2018 Output : A squirrelly black mesa high rank employ. Input : A comunist five pounds of food a nation and alot of water. fine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unoriginal Umbrella 18 / 1,981 Report Post Posted June 2, 2018 Output: A fat Communist that has an extreme appetite for culture foods and drink. Input: A copy of Undertale. A Scranton Realty Ancor (SRA). Very Fine. "Obedience Breeds Discipline, Discipline Breeds Unity, Unity Breeds Power, Power is Life."- Umbrella's motto. "ALL HAIL UMBRELLA!"- Unoriginal's motto. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Random Noise 375 / 10,936 Report Post Posted June 2, 2018 Output: A defect SRA that, when "used", just says "You are filled with determination!". Further testing will take place. Input: Two virgins, a dildo. 1:1 I will find whoever puts these virgins into the request and put them in 914 and see how they feel! -Dr. P Spoiler Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options... Achievements
Unoriginal Umbrella 18 / 1,981 Report Post Posted June 2, 2018 Edited June 2, 2018 by Unoriginal Umbrella Output: The virgins now have the Dildo attached to both of their crotches. They appear in a state of ecstasy and don't seem to respond to questions. "I think I should study them if you catch my drift." Dr. L UPDATE: If a person says the phrase "I am filled with determination.". the SRA will open a portal that leads to the fictional "Underground". Regular expeditions are being sent down regularly. Both Sans and Papyrus seem very pleased when they discovered the portal. "LOOK SANS! IT"S HOME."- Papyrus. "duh, what do you think it is?"-sans. Input: A picture of Gordon Freeman. Very Fine. Edited June 2, 2018 by Unoriginal Umbrella "Obedience Breeds Discipline, Discipline Breeds Unity, Unity Breeds Power, Power is Life."- Umbrella's motto. "ALL HAIL UMBRELLA!"- Unoriginal's motto. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Random Noise 375 / 10,936 Report Post Posted June 2, 2018 Output: Gordon Freeman. Currently being questioned. Input: Dr. J. Rough I finally found the culprit! -Dr. P Spoiler Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options... Achievements
Unoriginal Umbrella 18 / 1,981 Report Post Posted June 2, 2018 Output: CANCELED "I WAS NOT SENDING IN THOSE VIRGINS IN SCP-914! YOU WILL BE PUNISHED!"- Dr. J Note: Dr. P is now sentenced to Class-D service for attempted murder. Input: Dr. J. Very Fine. "Obedience Breeds Discipline, Discipline Breeds Unity, Unity Breeds Power, Power is Life."- Umbrella's motto. "ALL HAIL UMBRELLA!"- Unoriginal's motto. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Random Noise 375 / 10,936 Report Post Posted June 2, 2018 Output: Exactly 18 virgins. Dr. P has been promoted to level 4 access. I TOLD YOU! -Dr. P Input: Two dildos, a cat. 1:1 I swear I'm not a furry. -Dr. B Spoiler Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options... Achievements
Unoriginal Umbrella 18 / 1,981 Report Post Posted June 2, 2018 Output: A cat made out of rubber. Note: All the "virgins" are actually Dr. J clones. Each clone has a unique power and can combine each other to become one Dr. J. Dr. J is still allowed to operate SCP-914 tests. "Just because I turned into 18 "virgins" does not mean I was responsible for the "Virgin tests."- Dr. J Input: Dr. L. Very Fine. "Found the real culprit."- Dr. J "Obedience Breeds Discipline, Discipline Breeds Unity, Unity Breeds Power, Power is Life."- Umbrella's motto. "ALL HAIL UMBRELLA!"- Unoriginal's motto. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
