Putting Stuff in 914: GFL Edition

[Random Noise 375 / 10,936]

Output: A dozen sex toys, and Dr. L in a permanent state of pleasure. He is now contained at Site-REDACTED.

Must not be the one. -Dr. P

 

Input: Dr. B. Very fine.

He has to be the one! -Dr. P

[Unoriginal Umbrella 18 / 1,981]

Output: A cat humanoid claiming to be Dr. B. When asked if she was a virgin, she said yes. 

"Guess we found the culprit." -Dr. J 

Input: TV Tropes. Very Fine.

[Random Noise 375 / 10,936]

We still don't know what TV Tropes is, could whoever keeps requesting it please explain or just stop? -Dr. P

 

Input: Dr. T, O5-REDACTED Very fine.

I checked the request files, and and these were the people involved in the virgin-scandal. -O5-REDACTED

[Unoriginal Umbrella 18 / 1,981]

Output: Dr. T now has O5 rank and Level 5 clearance.  

"Great, now the criminal became the overlord."- Dr. J 

Input: All the @Roy's. Very Fine.

[Random Noise 375 / 10,936]

Output: Gabe Newell, but has the power to make sales appear randomly at stores, online or offline. Cannot be contained.

 

Input: Dr. T. Rough.

By majority decision of the O5 council, if Dr. T survives this, he will be immediately terminated. -The O5 council.

[Unoriginal Umbrella 18 / 1,981]

Output: The mangled body of Dr. T, somehow still alive. Shot approximately 134 times, yet still breathing. 

"Dr. T must have brought in a sample of SCP-500-1 and it somehow got absorbed into Dr. T. Since we can't kill Dr. T by conventional means, I guess we just make him a D-Class."- Dr. J 

Input: A replica of the Demon Crown from Cave Story. Very Fine.

Edited June 2, 2018 by Unoriginal Umbrella

[Random Noise 375 / 10,936]

Output: The actual demon crow, currently being tested on.

 

Input: A Sonic screwdriver replica from Doctor Who, a fez. Very fine.

I have a personal connection with this one. -Dr. W

[XavierDD 11 / 2,398]

Output : The ability to become The Doctor went using the object.

 

Input : All of the myths of the world, demons, and anime (including more adult versions). Very Fine

[Unoriginal Umbrella 18 / 1,981]

Output: A portal, leading into the version of the subject's version of a "paradise".  

"LET ME IN!!!"- Dr. L 

Input: All the Directors of GFL, @Roy. Very Fine.

Edited June 3, 2018 by Unoriginal Umbrella

[Random Noise 375 / 10,936]

Output: 10 more @Roy's. Currently contained at Site-REDACTED.

 

Input: A lizard, a coconut. 1:1

[Unoriginal Umbrella 18 / 1,981]

Output: A coconut made out of lizard skin. Inside, however, are internal organs mixed with milk. 

Input: All the star wars movies. all settings.

[Random Noise 375 / 10,936]

Output: Rough: A Darth Vader mask that, when worn, makes the wearer dead inside. Coarse: A non-functional lightsaber. 1:1: A lightsaber replica. Fine: Luke Skywalker's real lightsaber. Very fine: Yoda. Currently being questioned.

 

Input: The replica lightsaber, Yoda. Very fine

[Unoriginal Umbrella 18 / 1,981]

Output: a hologram of Yoda. 

Input: 1 Axeman figurine from Resident Evil: Afterlife, 1 D-Class. Very fine.

[Random Noise 375 / 10,936]

Output: A D-Class who is now an axeman. Currently contained at Site-REDACTED.

 

Input: The files for the virgin scandal, Dr. T's body, SCP-500-B(the death pill). Rough.

This ought to do it. -Dr. P

[Unoriginal Umbrella 18 / 1,981]

Output: A giant mass of flesh with a hunger for virgins. Absorbs anything it comes into contact with. Has the touch of death. Could still not be killed by conventional means. Contained at Site-19. 

"JESUS CHRIST HOW THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN! DR. P WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING!"- Dr. J 

Input: A Milky Way candy bar, A 3 Musketeers candy bar. Very Fine.

[Random Noise 375 / 10,936]

Output: A candy bar with the REDACTED brand. Has the favorite flavor of whoever eats it.

 

Input: A milk shake, a dildo. Fine

Edited June 3, 2018 by mario_the_man

[Random Noise 375 / 10,936]

Output: Adolf Hitler, very high.

Because of the nature of the request, we had a D-class snort you know what while being processed in SCP-914. -Dr. T

 

Input: Two aggressive pizzas. Very fine.

THE PIZZA IS AGGRESSIVE. -Dr. W

[Unoriginal Umbrella 18 / 1,981]

Output: A very large aggressive pizza. Although looking like a regular pizza. its crust is so sharp that it is able to cut a head clean off. The aggressive pizza says phrases in a monotone, robotic voice. The phrases are: "The pizza is aggressive." Oh shit." and  "Jimmy you mom is dead." Contained at Site-REDACTED. 

 

Input:  Steam. all settings.

 

[Random Noise 375 / 10,936]

Output: Rough: The mutilated body of Gaben. Course: The sales sheet of Valve. It goes on and on and on... 1:1: An actual valve. Fine: Gaben. Very fine: A copy of Half-Life 3.

 

Input: A cat, a toaster, some bread. Very fine.

[Unoriginal Umbrella 18 / 1,981]

Output: The Nyan cat.  Currently contained at Site-REDACTED 

 

Input: Red vs Blue seasons 1 to 16. All settings.