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The Chruch of Umbrella.

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Welcome

one and all to

The Church 

of

The

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Perks:

Get paid $376,340 every time you say "ALL HAIL UMBRELLA!" 

Get endless amounts of SCP-500, SCP-008, and access to SCP-914!  

 

Cons:

You must obey and only obey the Umbrella Corporation  AT ALL COSTS!  

Other than that that's all it takes for you to join our beautiful church! 

 

Beliefs:

That Umbrella corp. is superior to all other forms of life, specifically the SCP Foundation. 

 

The Sins of Umbrella:

1. Turning on a former Umbrella member, that would be very bad.

2. Accepting the Foundation as your lord and savior.

3. Disobeying the High Priest.

4. Making fun of Umbrella.

5. Killing the High Priest.

 

Actions of Umbrella:

Make Umbrella great again. 

The Church shall cleanse the earth of the foul sinners who destroyed our once great Corporation.

 

Our Rivals, 

The

Church

of

the

Cure:

 

Their God has caused us nothing but woe and depression. 

 Our Church is dwindling and our funding is too little.

But we shall purge them for creating us.

Yes, they are responsible for our rise and fall.

It is the time my friends, to rise up and purge them for their foul beliefs.

let us rise once more to power!

Let us rise for Umbrella!

 

AL

HAIL

UMBRELLA!

-Unorginal Umbrella's

Motto.

 

yay, I now have my own Church. 

THE CRUSADE HAS BEGUN!

 

 

 

 

 

 

No hard feelings @Mr Z .

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited by Unoriginal Umbrella

"Obedience Breeds Discipline, Discipline Breeds Unity, Unity Breeds Power, Power is Life."- Umbrella's motto. "ALL HAIL UMBRELLA!"- Unoriginal's motto.

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1 hour ago, Unoriginal Umbrella said:

We created their god, and they betrayed us. We made their god and yet they are still against us. We must purge them for trying to foul our holy Church.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Excuse me, you did not create me

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2 minutes ago, True SCP-049 said:

 

Excuse me, you did not create me

Don't forget that this is a church and the SCP Foundation HAS NO CANON.


"Obedience Breeds Discipline, Discipline Breeds Unity, Unity Breeds Power, Power is Life."- Umbrella's motto. "ALL HAIL UMBRELLA!"- Unoriginal's motto.

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6 minutes ago, Unoriginal Umbrella said:

Don't forget that this is a church and the SCP Foundation HAS NO CANON.

Your breaking my immersion! But jokes aside, if you worship me, you better get it damned right :P

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2 minutes ago, True SCP-049 said:

Your breaking my immersion!

 

That's my secret power, breaking peoples immersion! but seriously though I shall rewrite the church for I created it!

 

That's right, i can do that.


"Obedience Breeds Discipline, Discipline Breeds Unity, Unity Breeds Power, Power is Life."- Umbrella's motto. "ALL HAIL UMBRELLA!"- Unoriginal's motto.

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2 minutes ago, Misaki said:

Umbrella was a failure/mistake if they couldn't even prevent an outbreak from happening.

Actually, in the games, the outbreaks were either tests or some other party trying to using a different virus. 


"Obedience Breeds Discipline, Discipline Breeds Unity, Unity Breeds Power, Power is Life."- Umbrella's motto. "ALL HAIL UMBRELLA!"- Unoriginal's motto.

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5 minutes ago, Unoriginal Umbrella said:

Actually, in the games, the outbreaks were either tests or some other party trying to using a different virus. 

Explain the mansion accident, then.


 

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4 minutes ago, Misaki said:

Explain the mansion accident, then.

Okay, you got me on that one. But the rest that followed, like The Racoon city outbreak or the Las Plagas Outbreak, was either a test or not even in control by Umbrella respectively.


"Obedience Breeds Discipline, Discipline Breeds Unity, Unity Breeds Power, Power is Life."- Umbrella's motto. "ALL HAIL UMBRELLA!"- Unoriginal's motto.

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1 minute ago, Unoriginal Umbrella said:

Okay, you got me on that one. But the rest that followed, like The Racoon city outbreak or the Las Plagas Outbreak, was either a test or not even in control by Umbrella respectively.

Fair enough.

It's all in check now ;p


 

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1 minute ago, Logic_ said:

Holy shot calm down with the fonts, fuck

The only fonts i used was underline.


"Obedience Breeds Discipline, Discipline Breeds Unity, Unity Breeds Power, Power is Life."- Umbrella's motto. "ALL HAIL UMBRELLA!"- Unoriginal's motto.

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1 minute ago, Worgee said:

All I saw was join to get rich... What a scam

You clearly haven't read all our other perks. You don't even have to say "ALL HAIL UMBRELLA" to be a member of the Church.


"Obedience Breeds Discipline, Discipline Breeds Unity, Unity Breeds Power, Power is Life."- Umbrella's motto. "ALL HAIL UMBRELLA!"- Unoriginal's motto.

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22 minutes ago, Unoriginal Umbrella said:

You clearly haven't read all our other perks. You don't even have to say "ALL HAIL UMBRELLA" to be a member of the Church.

I just wanted the money


Nerd

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Posted  Edited by Worgee

Obviously cause you don't have proof of having the amount of money available

Edited by Worgee

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This church is bullshit. It's a scam. Here are 10 reasons why:

 

1. Gay

2. Fucking gay

3. Sandwiches are better

4. Because Kite said so

5. Who the fuck goes to church anymore?

6. Scam

7. Fuck you <- Valid reason

8. Gay

9. Almost out of reasons

10. Fuck you again


Average HL2RP Enjoyer.

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20 minutes ago, Kite9867 said:

This church is bullshit. It's a scam. Here are 10 reasons why:

You forgot the 90 other reasons, and to start a war.


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