Anomalous Items

[Mr Z 194 / 6,177]

These are not too Anomalous to be considered SCPs but they are still Anomalous http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/log-of-anomalous-items

Item Description: A small rock that emits a bright white light from an unknown source. Otherwise unremarkable.

Basically would be a rock that would emit a very bright light around it, can be carried VIA pressing E on it, would blind people who stare directly at it.

 

Item Description: A 1964 Smith & Wesson .44 Magnum Revolver. When any ammunition is fired from the third chamber, an unidentified male voice will shout "Nice shot!"

Does exactly what it says.

 

Item Description: A 76-centimeter-tall statue of a clown. In room where it was placed, a giggling sound would be noted whenever lights were turned off.

whenever flashlights aren't on around it, it giggles causing 1 damage each giggle.

 

Item Description: A spear that, when thrown, pierces the heart of the nearest humanoid and extends several spikes from its blade afterward. Agents are to note that "the nearest humanoid" is typically the person who threw it.

Its a spear when thrown will track down the nearest player, if its just the user around, it'll stab them.

 

Item Description: An upright piano. If a human touched any of the piano keys, the human became irresistibly compelled to play the piano and sing popular Broadway show tunes, for a period of three hours or until the player was incapacitated. It is to be noted that the item did not provide musical talent, knowledge of tunes, knowledge of lyrics, or the ability to sing on-key.

When a player press's E on it, they'll play a random song in piano that doesn't have to be a piano song, like Despacito. while playing, they take 1 damage every 15 seconds.

 

Item Description: A white plastic "halo", which will shine and float when above anybody who has not committed any of the 7 deadly sins. Will glow red when placed above anyone else.

when used it will hover above a players head, right click to use it on someone and left click on yourself, it will only work once per player so no constant spamming it on people. If a player has shot a player that round, the halo will glow bright red and deal 50 damage, if a player has not, they will gain 50 HP and it will glow bright white. also if the player is C.I it will glow red but will not do damage or heal, if they've shot anyone it will do damage like normal, if its MTF it will glow white, it will heal like normal if they haven't shot anyone, if they have shot someone it'll glow red and do damage.

 

Item Description: A wooden toy rifle designed to shoot rubber bands using a gear. Rubber bands accelerate to 1/540 the speed of light upon leaving the barrel of the rifle.

If im understanding this correctly, its a rubberband rifle that fires rubberbands faster then bullets...

 

Item Description: A severed saltwater crocodile (Crocodylus porosus) head, which doesn't experience decomposition or corrosion. When touched or handled physically, the head animates and bites its handler, then returns to its inactive state. Object also regenerates almost instantaneously when damaged.

Its a crocodile head... That's a weapon... When you pick it up you take 25 damage, but it will keep attacking in front of you no matter if you click, dealing 25 damage each hit, and it hits fast.

 

[I CANT DO IT ANYMORE, I'M NOT READING ALL OF THESE AND PICKING OUT THE ONES THAT CAN BE MADE INTO THE GAME, I'M DONE, IF YOU WANNA TAKE A SHOT AT IT GO AHEAD ITS AT THE TOP OF THIS SUGGESTION]

Edited July 9, 2018 by Mr Z

[Cassie 1,234 / 23,130]

8 hours ago, Mr Z said:

Item Description: An upright piano. If a human touched any of the piano keys, the human became irresistibly compelled to play the piano and sing popular Broadway show tunes, for a period of three hours or until the player was incapacitated. It is to be noted that the item did not provide musical talent, knowledge of tunes, knowledge of lyrics, or the ability to sing on-key.

When a player press's E on it, they'll play a random song in piano that doesn't have to be a piano song, like Despacito. while playing, they take 1 damage every 15 seconds.

This is the only one I have a problem with. It's useless. We don't need what is essentially another femur breaker but it plays even more of a meme. 

Otherwise +1 to every other one. 

[Mr Z 194 / 6,177]

1 minute ago, Duc2000 said:

This is the only one I have a problem with. It's useless. We don't need what is essentially another femur breaker but it plays even more of a meme. 

Otherwise +1 to every other one. 

It'd be funny seeing a newbie run up to it and press it, unable to escape it as he pays despacito, as he screams "WHY CANT I STOP!"

[Astral Rogue 191 / 5,045]

6 minutes ago, Mr Z said:

It'd be funny seeing a newbie run up to it and press it, unable to escape it as he pays despacito, as he screams "WHY CANT I STOP!"

That’d probably end up causing 10+ !calladmin commands. x)