If your Uncle Jack was stuck on the roof, would you help your Uncle Jack off?

[AciFire 9 / 2,538]

Im very focken original and funny. (Spoiler Alert: I aint.)

[BunnyFox 318 / 8,341]

If he's my Uncle, he's probably young enough to slide off without breaking anything

[CheapTactic 74 / 3,855]

Shoot him while he is hanging on dat roof.

[Value 63 / 3,549]

I'm glad you know proper sentence structure. And I hope someone who doesn't says they will help their Uncle.

[codfish 117 / 3,498]

What if my Uncles' name is Beat or Jerk?

[DeathTheKid 22 / 2,847]

i would give him a faulty ladder and let him fall as all the rungs break out from under him

[AciFire 9 / 2,538]

17 hours ago, c0dfish said:

What if my Uncles' name is Beat or Jerk?

Would you still help im?

[TokoWH 6 / 2,293]

Given my family, he got himself up there thanks to his own stupidity, he can get himself back down.

[codfish 117 / 3,498]

On 8/25/2016 at 5:51 PM, Acinonyx487 said:

Would you still help im?

Definitely. Kappa