Kill yourself.

[DerpyZay 3 / 1,732]

What's the easiest, fastest, most painless way to kill yourself. An easy way (you can do it easily, easily obtainable items if necessary), fast (don't die slowly with this method), and painless (doesn't hurt like fucking hell)

:v

[Amelie 434 / 7,376]

Drink anti-freeze. No way of killing yourself is painless, but atleast antifreeze tastes sweet!

[Finnick 2,355 / 32,167]

Jumping from a tall ass building? 

[Chormee 2,973 / 29,227]

How about we don't feed him ideas? Sounds good? Sounds good.

 

[DerpyZay 3 / 1,732]

30 minutes ago, BroomStick said:

How about we don't feed him ideas? Sounds good? Sounds good.

 

.-.

[DerpyZay 3 / 1,732]

1 hour ago, FrankensteinsFinnick said:

Jumping from a tall ass building? 

that's still painful when you land.

[DerpyZay 3 / 1,732]

1 hour ago, Nyamelie said:

Drink anti-freeze. No way of killing yourself is painless, but atleast antifreeze tastes sweet!

How do you know lol. 

[Deathhawk449 49 / 3,332]

Cyanide is the way to go!

[Tai 34 / 2,469]

[annoying furry 6,263 / 62,572]

Suicide Bombing or jumping into a volcano.

[Windeetree 136 / 4,580]

Carbon Monoxide Inhalation is the way to go for sure.

Lethal Injection is also good.

Edited October 22, 2016 by Spookytree
More ways to kms

[annoying furry 6,263 / 62,572]

14 minutes ago, Spookytree said:

Carbon Monoxide Inhalation is the way to go for sure.

Lethal Injection is also good.

I thought it was supposed to be painless lmao

[Windeetree 136 / 4,580]

Jumping into a volcano is painless? Or Suicide bombing?

[annoying furry 6,263 / 62,572]

Just now, Spookytree said:

Jumping into a volcano is painless? Or Suicide bombing?

Yes

[Severely_Artistic 742 / 9,471]

Telling people how to suicide, assisting suicide, and such like that is actually illegal. Just saying before anyone actually offers legitimate methods...

[DerpyZay 3 / 1,732]

2 hours ago, Deathhawk449 said:

Cyanide is the way to go!

it isn't easily obtainable

[Gone 736 / 9,093]

9 minutes ago, DerpyZay said:

it isn't easily obtainable

Cyanide is found in seeds of apples btw but you need like 300g of it to be lethal btw also its easier to have someone else kill you than kill yourself if you can get someone to do it

[Gone 736 / 9,093]

3 hours ago, Nyamelie said:

Drink anti-freeze. No way of killing yourself is painless, but atleast antifreeze tastes sweet!

I agree

The lethal component of antifreeze is Ethylene Glycol, and just 4 oz is enough to kill an average size human. Antifreeze consists of about 60% Ethylene Glycol, therefore, 8 oz of antifreeze, will contain more than a lethal dose. 

Edited October 22, 2016 by Johalloween

[DerpyZay 3 / 1,732]

10 minutes ago, Johalloween said:

Cyanide is found in seeds of apples btw but you need like 300g of it to be lethal btw also its easier to have someone else kill you than kill yourself if you can get someone to do it

I know it's found in seeds of apples. But that's kind of hard.

[DerpyZay 3 / 1,732]

9 minutes ago, Johalloween said:

I agree

The lethal component of antifreeze is Ethylene Glycol, and just 4 oz is enough to kill an average size human. Antifreeze consists of about 60% Ethylene Glycol, therefore, 8 oz of antifreeze, will contain more than a lethal dose. 

You seem to know your shit o.o