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We got a number one Victory Royale
Yeah, GFL, we 'bout to get down (get down)
Ten kills on the board right now
Just wiped out Inno town


My friend just got downed
I revived him, now we're heading tower-bound
Now we're in the Pleasant tester streets
Look at the map, go to the marked sheet

Take me to your Laptop to play GFL today
You can take me to B5 Mire, but not Office Lake
I really love to shitpost with you
We can be pro GFL gamers

 

He said
"Hey broski, you got some sandwich and a slam?"
"I need healing and I am only at one HP"
Hey dude, sorry, I found nothing on this detective

I checked the upstairs of that tower but not the underneath yet
There's a detective  that's just camping down there

The storm is coming fast and you need credits to prepare
I've got G-bucks that I'll spend
More than you can content
I'm a cool pro GFL gamer (cool pro GFL-)

Take me to your Laptop to play GFL today
You can take me to B5 Mire, but not Office Lake
I really love to shitpost with you
We can be pro GFL gamers

 

La-la-la-la-la-e-ya
La-la-la-la-la-e-ya
La-la-la-la-la-e-ya


Will you be my pro GFL gamer? (Pro GFL gamer)

Can we get a clutch this weekend?
Take me to Office Lake
Let's change the game mode and we can TTT2 dominate
Let's hop in an M-Cart
Take me to the zone
I'm running kind of low on credits, I need to kill some innos

Dressed in all his fancy Anime clothes
He's got Renegade Deagle and he's probably a pro
He just shot my back
I turn back and I attack
I just got a Victory Royale
A Victory Royale


Take me to your Laptop to play GFL today
You can take me to B5 Mire, but not Loot Lake
I really love to Shitpost with you
We can be pro GFL  gamers
 

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Trains are really unpredictable. Even in the middle of a forest two rails can appear out of nowhere, and a 1.5-mile fully loaded coal drag, heading east out of the low-sulfur mines of the PRB, will be right on your ass the next moment.

 

I was doing laundry in my basement, and I tripped over a metal bar that wasn't there the moment before. I looked down: "Rail? WTF?" and then I saw concrete sleepers underneath and heard the rumbling.

 

Deafening railroad horn. I dumped my wife's pants, unfolded, and dove behind the water heater. It was a double-stacked Z train, headed east towards the fast single track of the BNSF Emporia Sub (Flint Hills). Majestic as hell: 75 mph, 6 units, distributed power: 4 ES44DC's pulling, and 2 Dash-9's pushing, all in run 8. Whole house smelled like diesel for a couple of hours!

 

Fact is, there is no way to discern which path a train will take, so you really have to be watchful. If only there were some way of knowing the routes trains travel; maybe some sort of marks on the ground, like twin iron bars running along the paths trains take. You could look for trains when you encounter the iron bars on the ground, and avoid these sorts of collisions. But such a measure would be extremely expensive. And how would one enforce a rule keeping the trains on those paths?

 

A big hole in homeland security is railway engineer screening and hijacking prevention. There is nothing to stop a rogue engineer, or an ISIS terrorist, from driving a train into the Pentagon, the White House or the Statue of Liberty, and our government has done fuck-all to prevent it.

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Oh Mickey, you're so fine
You're so fine, you blow my mind, hey Mickey, hey Mickey
Oh Mickey, you're so fine
You're so fine, you blow my mind, hey Mickey, hey Mickey

Oh Mickey, you're so fine
You're so fine, you blow my mind, hey Mickey, hey Mickey
Oh Mickey, you're so fine
You're so fine, you blow my mind, hey Mickey

Hey Mickey
You've been around all night and that's a little long
You think you've got the right, but I think you've got it wrong
Why can't you say goodnight? So you can take me home Mickey?

'Cause when you say you will, it always means you won't
You're givin' me the chills, baby, please, baby don't
Every night you still leave me alone Mickey

Oh Mickey, what a pity, you don't understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh Mickey, you're so pretty, can't you understand
It's guys like you, Mickey
Oh what you do Mickey, do Mickey
Don't break my heart, Mickey

Hey Mickey
Now when you take me by the hooves, who's ever gonna know
And every time you move I let a little more show
There's something you can use, so don't say no Mickey

So come on and give it to me anyway you can
Anyway you want to do it, I'll take it like a man
But please baby, please don't leave me in the damp Mickey

Oh Mickey, what a pity, you don't understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh Mickey, you're so pretty, can't you understand?
It's guys like you, Mickey
Oh what you do Mickey, do Mickey
Don't break my heart, Mickey

Oh Mickey, you're so fine
You're so fine, you blow my mind, hey Mickey, hey Mickey
Oh Mickey, you're so fine
You're so fine, you blow my mind, hey Mickey, hey Mickey

Oh Mickey, you're so fine
You're so fine, you blow my mind, hey Mickey, hey Mickey
Oh Mickey, you're so fine
You're so fine, you blow my mind, hey Mickey

Oh Mickey, what a pity, you don't understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh Mickey, you're so pretty, can't you understand?
It's guys like you, Mickey
Oh what you do Mickey, do Mickey
Don't break my heart, Mickey

Oh Mickey, what a pity, you don't understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh Mickey, you're so pretty, can't you understand?
It's guys like you, Mickey
Oh what you do Mickey, do Mickey
Don't break my heart, Mickey

Oh Mickey, what a pity, you don't understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh Mickey, you're so pretty, can't you understand?
It's guys like you, Mickey
Oh what you do Mickey, do Mickey
Don't break my heart, Mickey

Oh Mickey, what a pity, you don't understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand

Edit

Didn't realize you modified the lyrics to match GFL's. I'm too lazy for that 😛 

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Posted  Edited by Alexis

Lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely
I have nobody for my own
I'm so lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely
I have nobody for my own
I'm so lonely

Yo! This one here
Goes out to all my players out there man, ya know
That got that one good girl who's always been there man, like
Took all the bullshit
But then one day she can't take it no more and decide to leave
Yeah

I woke up in the middle of the night
And I noticed my girl wasn't by my side
Coulda sworn I was dreaming, for her I was feenin'
So I had to take a little ride

Back tracking over these few years
Tryna figure out what I do to make it go bad
'Cause ever since my girl left me
My whole life came crashing and I'm so

Lonely (So lonely)
I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
For my own (To call my own girl)
I'm so lonely (So lonely)
I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
For my own (To call my own girl)

Can't believe I had a girl like you
And I just let you walk right outta my life
After all I put you through
You still stuck around and stayed by my side

What really hurt me is I broke your heart
Baby you a good girl
And I had no right
I really wanna make things right
'Cause without you in my life girl I'm so

Lonely (So lonely)
I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
For my own (To call my own girl)
I'm so lonely (So lonely)
I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
For my own (To call my own baby)

Been all about the world ain't never met a girl
That could take the things that you been through
Never thought the day would come where you would get up and run
And I would be out chasing you

'Cause ain't nowhere in the globe I'd rather be
Ain't no one in the globe I'd rather see
Than the girl of my dreams that made me be
So happy but now so lonely

Lonely (So lonely)
I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
For my own (To call my own no)
I'm so lonely (so lonely)
I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
For my own (To call my own girl)
Lonely

Never thought that I'd be alone (Be alone)
I didn't think you'd be gone this long (Gone so long)
I just want you to call my phone
Stop playing girl and come on home (Come on home)
Baby girl, I didn't mean to shout
I want me and you to work it out (Work it out baby)
I'd never wish to ever hurt my baby
And it's driving me crazy 'cause I'm so

Lonely (So lonely)
I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
For my own (To call my own no)
I'm so lonely (So lonely)
I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
For my own (To call my own girl)

I am so Lonely
So lonely (Lonely)
So lonely (So Lonely)
Mr. Lonely (Lonely)
So lonely (So Lonely)
So lonely (Lonely)
So lonely (So lonley)
So lonely
Mr. Lonely

Edited by Alexis

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4 hours ago, Alexis said:

Lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely
I have nobody for my own
I'm so lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely
I have nobody for my own
I'm so lonely

Yo! This one here
Goes out to all my players out there man, ya know
That got that one good girl who's always been there man, like
Took all the bullshit
But then one day she can't take it no more and decide to leave
Yeah

I woke up in the middle of the night
And I noticed my girl wasn't by my side
Coulda sworn I was dreaming, for her I was feenin'
So I had to take a little ride

Back tracking over these few years
Tryna figure out what I do to make it go bad
'Cause ever since my girl left me
My whole life came crashing and I'm so

Lonely (So lonely)
I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
For my own (To call my own girl)
I'm so lonely (So lonely)
I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
For my own (To call my own girl)

Can't believe I had a girl like you
And I just let you walk right outta my life
After all I put you through
You still stuck around and stayed by my side

What really hurt me is I broke your heart
Baby you a good girl
And I had no right
I really wanna make things right
'Cause without you in my life girl I'm so

Lonely (So lonely)
I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
For my own (To call my own girl)
I'm so lonely (So lonely)
I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
For my own (To call my own baby)

Been all about the world ain't never met a girl
That could take the things that you been through
Never thought the day would come where you would get up and run
And I would be out chasing you

'Cause ain't nowhere in the globe I'd rather be
Ain't no one in the globe I'd rather see
Than the girl of my dreams that made me be
So happy but now so lonely

Lonely (So lonely)
I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
For my own (To call my own no)
I'm so lonely (so lonely)
I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
For my own (To call my own girl)
Lonely

Never thought that I'd be alone (Be alone)
I didn't think you'd be gone this long (Gone so long)
I just want you to call my phone
Stop playing girl and come on home (Come on home)
Baby girl, I didn't mean to shout
I want me and you to work it out (Work it out baby)
I'd never wish to ever hurt my baby
And it's driving me crazy 'cause I'm so

Lonely (So lonely)
I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
For my own (To call my own no)
I'm so lonely (So lonely)
I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
For my own (To call my own girl)

I am so Lonely
So lonely (Lonely)
So lonely (So Lonely)
Mr. Lonely (Lonely)
So lonely (So Lonely)
So lonely (Lonely)
So lonely (So lonley)
So lonely
Mr. Lonely

 

@Lonely :pull:


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