(APPLICATIONS OPEN) Yarrternative: a Curated Musical Experience

[Floopyhiggle 243 / 4,400]

Hello,

 

I am Floopyhiggle, owner and operator of the Yarrternative playlist.  My work was recently featured in the NYtimes article Yarrternative: The Musical Phenomena Storming the Seven Seas.  "What would a 21st century pirate listen to?" is the question at the core of this journey.  Today I invite all of you to sail the seas of music with me, unless your taste sucks of course.  Please submit music you believe fits the following criteria, and as one with superior musical taste, I will grade your choices as well as your lifestyle.  If you are lucky, your song may even make it onto the playlist.  Good Luck.

 

Songs must be booty shakable in at least the following situations:

• scrubbing the poop deck
• hauling booty (on the dancefloor)
• yachting the seven seas
• scrubbing my poop deck
• drinking, serving, or spilling grog

 

 

link to the current playlist below: 

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpDmqrnvUb_nA2FDFGIClUX1pU27xDssr

 

[Kanye West 0 / 617]

3 hours ago, Floopyhiggle said:

Yarrternative: The Musical Phenomena Storming the Seven Seas

17th-century rick roll

[Omid 215 / 5,687]

 

 

[Amelie 434 / 7,376]

 You’re so very welcome

[Floopyhiggle 243 / 4,400]

On 7/13/2022 at 6:34 PM, Beaker said:

Alestorm - Nancy the Tavern Wench

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsMJ42o8ZXk
 

Varend Volk - This Night We Spend Ashore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o5cGTnP4OY

Shipping up to Boston / Enter Sandman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Nq8eotnwq0

 

5/10. certainly are pirate songs, but miss that elusive alternative vibe.  

On 7/14/2022 at 1:55 AM, Omid said:

 

 

6/10 smelly, and a bit slow, one could yacht the seven seas to a song like this. 

On 7/14/2022 at 3:25 AM, Amelie said:

 You’re so very welcome

5/10 typical pirate music.  misses the essential spice a 21st century pirate needs.

 

please try harder. here is another example:

 

[Amelie 434 / 7,376]

5/10? I hope you get scurvy and your ears fall off and you can never listen to your precious pegging pirate products.

[Floopyhiggle 243 / 4,400]

Amelie on the weekends:

 

- Sent from my Amazon fire 7 kids edition 

[Amelie 434 / 7,376]

Get derailed fucker 

 

 

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