How to have your admin application denied - Read this if applying for admin!

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Hello.

 

The following are several examples of how to get your application denied when applying for GFL's Zombie Escape server. Any of these methods are a surefire way to get your application sent right into the nicely labeled 'Denied' section.

 

Let's begin!

 

First, reference rule #1:

 

Reading comprehension?

 

Fuck that. You've been playing on this server for over 30 hours. You are now over-qualified for admin. Reading is for the weak.

 

Rule 2: An able microphone

 

Oh, you have a microphone alright. You've screamed your lungs out so much you've gone hoarse from it. Why can't people just listen to you? Your 25 hours in playing has allowed you to play so many maps. What does it matter you've never played most of the regular maps before? You could totally lead this team on the first try! And have! It was all that other guys fault for getting the team killed, twice. But, yes. You do have a mic.

 

Rule 3: The ability and willingness to join Teamspeak & Discord

 

TeamSpeak? Discord? Why would you ever want to join those? Those platforms would take you away from the action! Your turf is ZE. You will live breathe and sweat zombies so much people will get sick of you. Who cares for the community itself when all anyone needs is to run from zombies?

 

Rule 4: Age must be over 16

 

You are 14 and you know your shit. The fuck is this "Manager" going on about? You could easily make this server great again. Be the best MANAGER THERE EVERY WAS. 

 

Rule 5: Must be able to play at least 3-4 days of the week

 

Okay, it's obvious by now this Manager is a complete tard. You're so going to be spending at least 6 days a week here. Not only are you going to outdo the entire admin team (even those senior admins who you've never met but heard terrible things about because actually talking to them face to face is simply not needed), you're going to outdo the Manager, AND ON YOUR FIRST DAY. Next up for Manager? You. Let's just ignore the fact that you disappear for weeks at a time. Shit happens.

 

Unspoken Rule: Getting to know the Admin team

 

Okay, this seems simple enough. All you need to do is go out of your way to reach them and talk to them at EVERY. POSSIBLE. MOMENT. Talk about NOTHING. Talk about shit related to other servers. Whine and moan about how awful your parents are to you (cause they are legit bad parents for punishing you). This is what the admin team is there for. To listen to YOU. You are going to rage so hard on mic that they are clearly just joking when they mute you. A lot.

 

Unspoken Rule: Getting to know the players

 

Why? Who cares about the players? Your only interest is being an admin, so obviously the players are irrelevant and useless. What could they teach you that an admin couldn't?

 

Unspoken Rule: Getting to know the community

 

Luuuuuul. Fuck no.

 

Unspoken Rule: I WANT TIER 3

 

I just want more powers on ZE, please give me T3 so that i can noclip and setmaps.

 

 

 

 

^^^^^^

 

All of these = DENIED.