SCP-2800 "Cactusman, The Spiked Menace!"

[Faex 486 / 8,707]

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2800

 

SCP-2800 is a Scottish male, known as Daniel MacIntyre, who possesses an expanded genome that contains DNA from the saguaro cactus. His anomalous features include:

- The ability to instantaneously grow 2-3 cm spines from all surfaces of its body. The spines fall off naturally, though SCP-2800 can also voluntarily detach these spines.

- The anomalous capacity to perform crassulacean acid metabolism photosynthesis. SCP-2800 can open pores on its body to function in a manner similar to stomata.

- The anomalous capacity to use water in a hyper-efficient manner. SCP-2800 can subsist on roughly 1/3 the amount of water needed for an average male of its height and build. SCP-2800 produces roughly 1/5 the urea that a normal human of its height, build and diet would normally produce. It is currently hypothesized that SCP-2800 is able to store wastes such as ammonia in its body, in a manner similar to other plants. SCP-2800 is also capable of excreting waste through its pores, but describes this process as uncomfortable.

- The anomalous capacity to tolerate above average temperatures and above average aridity. SCP-2800 possesses an extremely efficient cooling mechanism that prevents it from overheating easily. In addition, SCP-2800 has demonstrated its ability to prevent its skin from drying out.

- Empathic connections with other members of the Cactaceae family. Through testing, it has been demonstrated that SCP-2800's metabolic rate increases significantly while it is communicating with cacti. Said cacti are noted to increase water and nutrient absorption from the soil they are planted in while SCP-2800 is communicating with them.

 

SCP-2800's model could be any of the default HL2 male citizens that look like a Scottish person. 

 

Stats

HP: 100

Damage: 5

Speed: Normal humanoid speed

Type: Friendly

 

I believe SCP-2800 could drastically change the gameplay of Breach, offering a fresh new way to play if he spawns. His ability to grow small spines and punch people has never been seen in a game like this before.

Let the Cactusman bring justice to the Breach game mode!

[Cassie 1,226 / 23,065]

Strange. But, different than most of our SCPs so +1. By friendly, do you mean friendly to humans and hostile to scps? (like 999)

Edited April 17, 2018 by Duc2000
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+1 I like the idea.

[Faex 486 / 8,707]

40 minutes ago, Duc2000 said:

Strange. But, different than most of our SCPs so +1. Bye friendly, do you mean friendly to humans and hostile to scps? (like 999)

Yes. 

[Theseus12 2 / 1,044]

+1
variety is the allspice of life