Jewish Beyblade

[Rcool64 1,007 / 16,299]

When I was on purge yesterday, there was a guy with the name Jewish BeyBlade. I decided to look this up because I was bored, and found this:

 

I was born a beyblade, not an average beyblade mind you, a jewish beyblade. At birth i came out of the womb singing chanuka songs and spinning just like a jewish beyblade should. I traveled the globe challenging other jewish beyblades to come 1v1 me outside tescos. I beat them all. I was proud. But one day a jew challenged me but not to fight. I asked what for? He says that he wants to dreidel me for the last latka. I screamed at him whats a dreidel m8 im a jewish beyblade. The "dreidel" just said, fuck you den no cheeki nandos 5 u. So i was sad and went back to me house. I got bored so i decided to blAzE just like fAzE, i felt MLG for once. But then michael rosen came in and asked for my dank bag of kush, i yelled, NO. He looked at me for a minute then said "bend over". I was scared, i had to escape but there was no time he bent me over and analed me like one of his many german children.

 

I love the internet sometimes.

 

 

EDIT: I just realized this is in the wrong forums...

Edited June 12, 2016 by Rcool64

[Pyros 1,795 / 30,697]

oh the internet, what a lovely place

[Jonotono 0 / 2,122]

I would like to thank you so much for the recognition and dedication to research and develop a greater meaning for my steam name.  

[Cypher 1,187 / 11,383]

He's just a dreidel. Nbd. 

[sh0 1 / 2,133]

This touched my soul.

[N3er0O 9 / 2,245]

Okay. Enough internet for today. Oh shit, I reasized that I JUST woke up... FML